Chapter 51: Matchmaking

"Hey, hey, hey! Yunlan quickly help the princess up! Don't let Princess Zhaogui lie down, according to the old man, people who suffer from heat stroke must not lie down, and someone must help them to sit down! ”

Princess Zhaogui closed her eyes, listening to the movements caused by the somewhat anxious voice and the somewhat flustered Yunlan, and forcibly held back the smile in her heart, allowing herself to look unconscious.

"I want to think about it...... Ah yes, give her artificial respiration! People who suffer from heat stroke must have artificial respiration! ”

An Jin said to Yun Lan at a loss, and said without thinking about anything in his head, anyway, Princess Zhaogui was not in any big health, no matter how she talked nonsense.

As long as you don't just feed her any messy medicine, it basically doesn't matter.

An Jin kept thinking about it, thinking of any rescue method that might make the two of them seem a little ambiguous: "Ah...... Right! There is another method, I remember reading in a rather old medical book, which describes a lot of rather strange ways to help. ”

Yun Lan was also surprised: "Huh? What's that, what the hell is artificial respiration, and what other old books tell about these weird things? ”

An Jin was interrupted and he was quite unhappy: "How do I know why the author writes this kind of thing, you have to ask the author himself about that kind of thing." ”

She waved her arm quite unhappily, and commanded Yunlan and said: "Artificial respiration is the ultimate means of rescue, and what needs to be done before that is cardiopulmonary resuscitation, which requires you to press Her Royal Highness the Princess's chest." ”

Yun Lan was dumbfounded: "Huh? Pressing on the breasts of Her Royal Highness the Princess? Is your method really reliable, it sounds too weird anyway! ”

An Jin nodded as he should: "Of course!" It's written like this in the book, where do I know why, or say, if you think it's unreliable, you can come up with a way to save Princess Zhaogui yourself. ”

Yun Lan held Princess Zhaogui with one hand, and wiped the beads of sweat from the corner of his forehead with his other free hand: "How do I know how to treat heat stroke, I am a soldier, and the most I can do is some treatment measures for trauma, how do I know what to do about heat stroke?" ”

An Jing said as a matter of course: "So, of course you all have to listen to me, or do any of these people who come know how to heal?" Lu Yunjing, will you? ”

Lu Yunjing stood aside and shook his head with an attitude of not thinking about the excitement and said: "Just kidding, it seems that General Ben is not a big soldier, and General Ben doesn't know, it's enough to think about how to lead his subordinates all day long, how can he have time to think about these superfluous things." ”

An Jin looked at Yunlan: "So, you guys, you guys, all have to listen to me!" Hurry, hurry

Fast! You're going to press on Her Highness's boobs like this! ”

As he spoke, An Jin folded his hands together and gestured a few times at Princess Zhaogui's chest: "Come on, you have to follow my movements, just do this." ”

While demonstrating, An Jin kept looking at Princess Zhaogui and Yun Lan with his eyes, and Yun Lan still said puzzledly: "What is that, just so simply compare it twice, where will I know." ”

An Jin said quite unhappily: "What, you Yunlan is still a general, this little thing can't be understood, come on, you put Princess Zhaogui on the side of the softer bag, Miss Ben will personally show you!" ”

Saying that, Yunlan put Princess Zhaogui aside according to An Jin's instructions, and An Jin walked over and folded his hands and demonstrated the method of cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

An Jin straightened his arms, pressed on Princess Zhaogui's chest a few times, and then said to Yunlan: "Well, that's it, have you learned it, just do it again for Princess Zhaogui." ”

The sound of a person coughing lightly sounded in his ears, and An Jin laughed and mocked: "What's the matter, General Yun, can't you even learn such a trivial matter?" ”

Suddenly, An Jin noticed that the atmosphere seemed to be a little stagnant, Lu Yunjing rubbed his eyebrows helplessly, and complained in his heart with great displeasure: "Please, can you do a full set of plays, what is this, I can't help but laugh first halfway through the performance, no matter how much I say it, it's too much." ”

Yun Lan was also dumbfounded, according to An Jin's statement, Princess Zhaogui, who had been in a coma from heat stroke at this time, suddenly couldn't help but start coughing lightly on her chest.

If it's just a light cough, the most important thing is that she is still full of unbearable smiles, and An Jin's face is full of black lines: Please, princess, what are you doing...... Why didn't I expect the princess to laugh when I first made this plan......

For a while, An Jin couldn't think of what to say, she stood in place with her arms raised.

Yun Lan is not stupid, looking at the situation in front of him, he can roughly guess what is going on, realizing that he has been tricked, Yun Lan was quite unhappy, he subconsciously pushed Princess Zhaogui, who kept laughing and coughing, to Lu Yunjing, who was standing aside, with a disgusted face, and said dissatisfiedly: "Cut, I actually want General Ben to hold you, but General Ben's arms only belong to Lu Yunjing!" ”

An Jin was dumbfounded: "Huh? You really don't feel ashamed to say this kind of exposing your sexual fetishes so grandly? ”

"Sexual fetish...... What's that? Yun Lan asked quite puzzled, but just repeatedly, Yun Lan could roughly guess in his heart that it was not a good word, he walked away disdainfully, patted his sleeve: "Since the princess is in good health, let's hurry up and move forward, otherwise I don't know when we will be delayed to get to the hot spring." ”

Lu Yunjing stood aside without saying a word, and only then did he speak: "That's right, hurry up, otherwise we may really be delayed here for a whole day." ”

He stretched out his hand to catch Princess Zhaogui and straightened the princess's body: "Her Royal Highness the princess, stay in the car first, and then get down if you feel uncomfortable in the car." ”

Princess Zhaogui also felt a little embarrassed and nodded: "Everything is arranged by General Lu." ”

There was such a farce, Lu Yunjing and his party accelerated the pace of progress, and at the end, the group successfully arrived at the hot spring that Lu Yunjing said.

Although An Jin kept trying to give Yun Lan and Princess Zhaogui the opportunity to match and communicate along the way, but since the farce of heat stroke, Yun Lan has been stiff and refuses to say a word, which also makes An Jin quite helpless.

No matter how strong the heart is in hard work, there is no way to touch the unwavering ice cube.

Looking at the beautiful scene in front of him, An Jin couldn't help but sigh heavily in discouragement: "Ha...... At this time, it is estimated that the beautiful scenery in front of you can make people temporarily let go of the frustration in their hearts. ”

Looking at the hot spring not far away, An Jin's heart moved: Do you want to devise another way to let Princess Zhaogui and Yunlan meet frankly under the accident?

In ancient times when the etiquette system was so strict, holding hands and simply kissing each other was enough to become a reason for both parties to make a private decision for life, and being honest with each other was definitely a more powerful excuse, but this idea had to be mentioned to Princess Zhaogui in advance.

Princess Zhaogui rubbed her somewhat sore neck and walked out of the car and let out a long sigh of relief: "Ha, it's really like what General Lu said, the scenery here is very beautiful." ”

Lu Yunjing smiled: "Her Royal Highness the princess has praised it." ”

As he spoke, he instructed the attendants who came with him to bring down the things brought from the car, and the foundation of the battalion commander that he had set up when he came here for training was still there, and he only needed to use it a little.

Lu Yunjing said: "Next, I will command everyone to set up the camp, and I will be safe...... Miss An, you will go and match Her Royal Highness the princess first, Yunlan, you will also come and help me. ”

Yun Lan's face turned into a bitter gourd when he heard this, and he groaned: "Please, General Ben also wants to go to the side to rest, running all the way, General Ben is very tired, ah, ah, back pain, leg cramps, no, my neck is going to break......"

Lu Yunjing walked over with a habitual expression, grabbed Yun Lan's collar and dragged him to the side of the cart: "Don't be funny there, really, can you be serious, it must be because you are always so unreliable that you can't get a wife, no wonder Old Man Yun looks like he hates iron but not steel every time he sees you." ”

Yun Lan's voice of defense gradually

Far away: "It's enough for people to have you......"

An Jin said to Princess Zhaogui quite helplessly: "Then again, Your Royal Highness Princess, I heard that you have grown up with Yunlan and Lu Yunjing since you were a child, did the two of them look like this strangely when they were young?" ”

Princess Zhaogui nodded in surprise: "Yes, they have been like this since they were children, and to outsiders, they look like that Longyang is good, but in fact, the emperor's brother and I both know that it is just a way for Yunlan to show that he has a good relationship with you." ”

Saying that, Princess Zhaogui looked pained: "But Miss An, this guy Yunlan is, what the hell have you done, you have helped me create opportunities along the way, he is still indifferent, like a piece of wood!" Yarn! ”

In a moment of anger, Princess Zhaogui couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, An Jin frowned and pondered for a long time: "If this is really the case, then you can only use the last killer move!" ”

Princess Zhaogui was quite puzzled when she heard this: "Killer feature? What's the killer feature? ”

An Jin suddenly showed a smile like a little devil, and pulled Princess Zhaogui to a secluded corner where no one was on the side: "Your Royal Highness, you only need to do this......"

After hearing An Jin's words, Princess Zhaogui asked in surprise, "Is it really okay to do this?" No matter how you say it, no matter how much you say it, it's too much, and you don't know how to be ashamed! ”

(End of chapter)

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