Chapter 5: The Real Dragon?
Wufu Town is located in the boundary of the ruins, only a mountain away from the scorching land boundary, because this place has been infested by the beast clan for a long time, so everywhere is barren and sparsely populated.
I thought that the most dangerous place was the safest place, but unexpectedly, they still found it!
Tonight's night was silent and terrible.
Suddenly, the rough voice scolded again: "Sao fox!
This was followed by a cacophony of laughter, loud enough to be heard nearby.
Nie Pan's eyesight is already very keen, and he can see the scenery dozens of zhang away clearly, even in this dim light, he can see it carefully!
He closed his eyes hard, then opened them quickly, trying to adjust himself so that he could see everything outside through the gap between the window and the frame.
At this time, I saw a man who was more than eight feet tall, with dark skin and a bearded face, standing there.
This man is strong and strong, and his shoulders are very broad and thick, and his arms are very thick.
The bearded man spat on the ground, then lifted the big iron axe in his hand, and scolded: "Phew! What are you! How dare you talk to Lao Tzu like this!
Then another cacophony of laughter came from behind him, apparently louder than before.
"Are you scolding me?" a man in a purple shirt with long hair and a shawl came into view.
Listening to this person's voice, it was obviously a man, but he deliberately slowed down his voice very slowly, lowered his voice, and spoke softly like a woman.
He covered his cheeks with a black veil, and his throat still had an Adam's apple, and his body was slender and slender, but his chest was flat, and he didn't look at all coordinated.
"I can smell that smell from so far away" The bearded man deliberately pinched his nose with his hand, making a disgusted and perverse look.
He looked at the man as he spoke.
"Oh?" Purple Luo Yi couldn't help but smile, and said to the bearded man, "It's a smell, it smells, it stinks!" he said as he patted the bottom of his nose with his hand.
"Haha" When the bearded man heard this, he was very proud, and laughed: "Even if you kid is still self-aware! I know that the smell is bad, I thought you didn't know!"
"Haha!" Soon there was a burst of laughter from behind him.
"You think it's funny, don't you?" Purple Luo looked at him, and couldn't help but laugh "haha" and said, "It's all about the taste of fart."
"You!" the bearded man's face immediately sank, and he quickly lifted the axe standing beside him and slashed it to the ground.
I only heard a loud "Zheng!" sound, and a large stone slab on the ground was split in half.
Soon, no one was laughing or talking about the originally noisy scene, and it was very quiet.
"What a bold man, he dares to turn around and scold Lao Tzu!" The bearded man stared at the purple shirt with wide and round eyes, and scolded: "Okay, you fox, I think you are impatient."
"Oh?"
"Hmph! Anyone can smell the stench on your body! How dare you come out and wander when you don't have a good rest at home?" the bearded man scolded.
"That's better than you!" said Purple Luo Yi and began to laugh again, "It's you, a big worm that has become a fine worm!
"Huh?" The bearded man was very puzzled, and he didn't know why this guy was talking like this, so he couldn't help but scold: "What a big worm and a little worm! I haven't heard of it!"
"That's because you haven't seen it! You haven't even heard of a big bug!" said Purple Luo Shirt, stretched out his arms, gestured a few times, and said, "It's very big! And it's a bed bug!"
The bearded man reacted immediately, it turned out that he was scolding around the bush, so he yelled at the purple shirt: "Fuck! Are you blind?! Lao Tzu is obviously a dragon, where can there be a big bug! and it is not a bedbug!"
"Have you forgotten?" Purple Luo smiled and said, "You're not a real dragon!"
The bearded man began to blush a little, and asked softly, "How do you know?"
"Haha," the purple shirt didn't speak for a long time, just kept laughing.
"You!" the bearded man stared at him with wide eyes, and asked, "Who are you listening to about this?!"
"I don't know if I know here" Purple Luo looked around, and couldn't help laughing: "I don't know if people will tell you?"
"Fuck!" the bearded man glanced at him and snorted coldly: "Deliberately pretending to be garlic!"
"I don't have garlic?" Purple Luo Yi frowned, and said seriously: "If you have garlic, you can bring a few!"
Before he could finish his sentence, there was another burst of laughter behind him.
"Fuck!" The bearded man's face turned red, he gritted his teeth in anger, and scolded: "Fuck! You know how to laugh! Don't laugh, let Lao Tzu hold back!"
But no matter what he said, there was still a sound of ridicule.
The bearded man was a little anxious, raised his big axe, and quickly slashed it down to the ground.
With a loud bang, a huge stone was split in half.
Suddenly, everything fell silent, and the wind could be heard quietly.
"It's still good to use an axe!" The bearded man looked at the stones on the ground that had been split by himself, and smiled very proudly: "If you don't take it out and shine brightly, people will think it's rusty!"
"Oh?" said the purple shirt and slowly walked towards the bearded man, he clapped his hands and said with a smile, "Then let me see!"
When the bearded man saw the purple shirt take a step forward, he took a step back, took a few steps back, stretched out his hand, and said loudly, "What are you going to do?!"
"Stingy!" Purple Luo Shirt stopped, stared at him with wide eyes, and said, "Don't you want me to take a look?"
"Hmph!" the bearded man immediately brushed the axe behind him and said, "An axe that is about to rust, what is there to see!"
Seeing this, the purple Luo shirt burst out laughing, and said in a strange manner: "What are you hiding your back for? Could it be that the axe is still not visible?"
"Hmph!" the bearded man looked at him and said, "Don't talk nonsense!"
"Then why can't you let me take a look?" Purple Luo looked at him suspiciously, and said, "Is it true that it is something that cannot be seen in the light as I said?"
"Fuck!" the bearded man glared at him, and said, "Why? Who do you think you are? I can show you if you want to? I take myself too seriously!"
"Are you really not going to let me see it?"
"No!" the bearded man gritted his teeth and said firmly, "I won't show you!
"I can't do anything to you!"
"Haha" The bearded man burst out laughing, and said behind him while laughing: "Did you see it! I said he was afraid of me! That's right!haha.." As soon as he finished speaking,
"Haha, haha!" began to hear the laughter from behind him again, and this time louder and louder than before.
The purple shirt surrounded him, as if everyone was laughing at him, but his face did not change at all, and the corners of his mouth still had a slight smile, and he said unhurriedly: "You are rude!"
"Politeness?" the bearded man looked at him, then looked behind him, and laughed: "Politeness is worth a few dollars! Whoever talks about politeness these days will be a big fool!"
"Hey..."Purple Luo Shirt deliberately sighed and said, "Since you are rude, then I have to be tired to teach you!"
He shook his head as he spoke, his left palm was filled with blue mist, and his right hand was also filled with cyan mist.
Through the mist, it is evident that there is a white light emitting from the middle of the gas.
"I'm rude, what can you do to me?" The bearded man glanced at him with contempt, then immediately avoided it, turned his face behind him and smiled: "I'm rude, what can he do to me?
"That's right!" Purple Luo Yi gathered the two blue mist in his hand, then condensed into a solid, and shot towards the bearded man.
"Smack!"
It hit the left side of the bearded man's waist.