Chapter Seventy-Two: The Drama of Touching Porcelain
"Poof! This acting is too exaggerated! ”
Feng Yu lit a cigarette and blended into the crowd to watch the scene!
This is clearly a drama of touching porcelain, if it weren't for Luo Yiyi, Feng Yu wouldn't be interested in coming over to join in the fun.
Luo Yiyi obviously encountered this situation for the first time, even if the other party deliberately crashed into her car, but she panicked!
Luo Yiyi wanted to go up and support the middle-aged man, but she didn't dare to stretch out her hand.
"This ...... Big brother, are you alright? ”
"My hand is about to break, do you think I'll be okay?"
The middle-aged man lay on the ground and wailed: "Do you know how to drive?" You haven't seen a person as big as me? My hands are about to break, what do you say? ”
"I ......"
Without waiting for Luo Yiyi to speak, the middle-aged man preemptively said, "Public or private?" ”
"Or ...... It's public! ”
After Luo Yiyi's words were finished, the middle-aged man lying on the ground immediately shouted: "That's okay! Call the police! I'm going to the hospital for a full body examination, and I'm going to the patrol bureau to record a confession, tossing for two or three days, and I'm going to ask you for compensation for lost work! ”
This middle-aged man is obviously a veteran, and every sentence is blocked on the tip of Luo Yiyi's words!
She is now in the stage of blowing up mountains and building bricks, where does she have so much time to toss around in the patrol bureau for two or three days?
"It's all over if you lose some money, so why bother yourself?"
I don't know who shouted, and the onlookers also persuaded one after another.
"Little girl, I think you're still private!"
"That's right! If you call the police and go to the patrol bureau to check and record a confession, you will have to toss for several days and delay your time! ”
"I think that person will be injured a little, and it will be over with a compensation of 10,000 or 20,000 yuan!"
……
After listening to the words of the onlookers, Luo Yiyi said helplessly: "That...... That's still private! ”
"Little girl, I won't lie to you, if you break your muscles and bones for a hundred days, you can pay 20,000 yuan!"
The middle-aged man saw that Luo Yiyi had compromised, so he got up from the ground.
Just as Luo Yiyi was about to hand over the money to the middle-aged man, Feng Yu suddenly stepped forward and snatched the two hundred-yuan bills.
"I earned 20,000 yuan so easily, and the job of touching porcelain is too simple!"
"Boy, what are you talking nonsense here? Who touched the porcelain? My hands are about to break! ”
The middle-aged man glared at Feng Yu viciously, seeing that the money was about to arrive, but this kid suddenly intervened, which made him very unhappy!
Feng Yu ignored the middle-aged man, and he stuffed the two hundred-yuan bills in his hand back into Luo Yiyi's hands.
"It's you!"
Luo Yiyi saw Feng Yu and was very surprised.
When she was driving just now, she was still thinking about returning to the Beishan Orphanage and asking Dean Chu about the news of Feng Yu.
At this moment, Wind Feather appeared in front of him.
Is this fate?
Luo Yiyi's pretty face couldn't help but blush!
Seeing Luo Yiyi in a daze inexplicably, Feng Yu pushed her shoulder: "Hey! I mean, you're making too much money, right? ”
"Ahh
Luo Yiyi came back to her senses and said, "There's no way, if you call the police, I don't have so much time to toss!" ”
Luo Yiyi's words made the middle-aged man even more arrogant.
"Hey! If you hit someone, you won't lose money, then we'll call the police to deal with it! ”
"Then you should call the police!"
Feng Yu took out his mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to the middle-aged man.
"Big brother! Don't talk like a fart, but call the police! ”
Feng Yu saw that the middle-aged man hadn't picked up the phone for a long time, and urged again: "Mo Fei, you are touching porcelain!" ”
"Who touches porcelain! My hands are about to break, and you're still here to slander me......"
Before the middle-aged man finished speaking, he felt a gust of wind coming towards him.
He blinked subconsciously, and when he opened his eyes again, the harmless face of Wind Feather approached him.
His hand was firmly grasped by Feng Yu at once, and he pulled it suddenly.
"Click!"
With a clear click, the middle-aged man let out a terrible scream.
"Ah...... My hand! My hand! ”
"Oops! Excuse me! Your hand is dislocated, I'll pick it up for you! ”
Feng Yu made an "oops", and then his hand moved, and another "click" sound came out, and the middle-aged man let out a miserable scream again.
"Look, you've got good hands! I just moved it lightly and picked it up! ”
Feng Yu grinned, revealing a smug little tiger tooth.
In the next second, Feng Yu suddenly pulled again.
"Click!"
A heart-piercing pain came down the nerves, and the middle-aged man burst into tears in pain.
Luo Yiyi, who was next to her, widened her beautiful eyes and looked at the scene in front of her in disbelief.
This guy is too wicked, isn't he?
With a slight pull, the arm is dislocated! With a slight movement, the arm is connected!
"Big brother, I'm really embarrassed! I'll pull it a few more times and check to see if your hand is broken! ”
"Don't! Other! Other! ”
The middle-aged man shouted with a crying voice, and his eyes were pleading.
Feng Yu didn't care whether the middle-aged man agreed or not, and raised his hand to catch the middle-aged man's arm.
In the next second, he dislocated the middle-aged man's arm again!
Click!
……
Several clicks came out in a row, and the middle-aged man's arm went through several repeated cycles of dislocation and connection.
After several consecutive times, the middle-aged man fainted in a terrible scream.
The surrounding onlookers only felt that a chill spread from under their feet to the Tianling Gai, and they all took a few steps back.
This young man is a youkai, right?
The method of rectifying people is too terrifying, right?
Feng Yu didn't notice the fear that everyone had for him, he squatted down and reached out to pinch the middle-aged man's acupoint.
"Hey! Big brother, why did you fall asleep? ”
"Ask for ...... Please spare me! ”
The middle-aged man who woke up saw Feng Yu's smiling face for the first time, and was so frightened that he crawled back a few steps away.
"That's not going to work! I'm going to have to check your arm, is it really going to break? ”
With a hippie smile, Feng Yu walked towards the middle-aged man step by step.
"No need! No need to check! ”
The middle-aged man was so frightened that beads of sweat the size of soybeans burst out all over his body, and even his voice was trembling: "My hand is not broken, nothing is wrong at all!" ”
"Huh! But you just said that your hand was going to be broken, I think I'd better check it a few more times! ”
Feng Yu's footsteps approached the middle-aged man step by step, and the middle-aged man had no way to retreat, and the road behind him was blocked by Luo Yiyi's Mercedes-Benz car.
Every time Feng Yu took a step forward, the middle-aged man's heart tugged once.
Finally, he couldn't take it anymore.
"That...... That I'm touching porcelain......"
When the middle-aged man said this, the crowd of onlookers suddenly boiled.
"I didn't expect that! This man turned out to be a porcelain toucher! ”
"It's so damning! Hurry up and call the police to arrest him! ”
"Calling the police is a matter for other little girls, let's quickly record a video and send it to the circle of friends!"
……
I don't know who took the lead, and the onlookers took out their mobile phones to record them.
Feng Yu was too lazy to deal with this group of people who didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, so he grabbed the middle-aged man's collar and pulled him in front of Luo Yiyi.
"He touches your porcelain, what do you want to do with it?"
"Let him go! I don't have much time to toss around in the Patrol Bureau! ”
Luo Yiyi waved her hand and motioned for the middle-aged man to leave.
Under everyone's video, the middle-aged man glared at Feng Yu with resentful eyes, and then left with a gray face.
With the departure of the middle-aged man, the crowd of onlookers also dispersed.
Luo Yiyi parked the car on the side of the road, and then got out of the car and smiled at Feng Yu: "Thank you for your proposal last time, I was able to blow up the mountain and make bricks and win the order of Kanyi Building Materials!" Not only was the Beishan Orphanage proudly preserved, but it also enabled my factory to survive the crisis! ”
"It's just a small thing, not enough to worry about!"
Wind Feather waved his hand.
He proposed to Luo Yiyi to blow up the mountain, not to help the Arctic Sea Brick Factory survive the crisis, but for the sake of the Beishan Orphanage and Kanyi Building Materials
Therefore, when he met Luo Yiyi who was touched porcelain today, he chose to help!
"Please have a meal, don't refuse me!" Luo Yiyi laughed.
"Yes! Which store? ”
As long as someone treats him, Feng Yu will never refuse!
"Keep up! Just follow me! ”
Luo Yiyi beckoned to Feng Yu, and the two sat in the Mercedes-Benz.
The two of them found a food stall and sat down.
"This food stall is a time-honored brand, and his delicious food is even better than those big hotels!"