Lao Mian didn't expect to carry it like this, and he was beaten up the first time he saw a netizen.

Lao Mian felt glad for himself again, fortunately that guy was not ruthless enough, otherwise......

In short, for a long time, Lao Mian no longer dared to date female netizens!

But human instinct is really irresistible, and it is obviously impossible to solve it from his ex-wife Yao Yuan. But it is impossible to give it to the "five girls" all the time, and there is information that long-term SY will lead to YW and early X.

Lao Mian already felt that with five GNs, he was much faster than before, and he couldn't hold on a few times at all.

Sad! It's really TMD sad! Is this the end of this life - thinking about saying goodbye to the beautiful X life forever, there is no infinite sadness in the old face.

No way! I have to find a woman-

If you have a home, you can't find it! The little girl is too troublesome, and there will be endless troubles! If you are single, you are either old and ugly, or you have problems, and most of them who are not ugly and have problems are also good. You don't have to think about it at all, you must be NB or be raised by NB men.

Then go to *** - short, flat, no hassle. Pay for things, clear things up, and leave.

But as soon as it came out, it was vetoed by the old face!

On the one hand, I am afraid of getting sick, and if I get infected with an AZ, it will be over. That's not just a shame, I'm afraid everyone doesn't want to see him, then he can't even touch his lovely son. There is also the fact that although I think about it, anyone has a bottom line, and the old face does not allow himself to degenerate to the point of going to P singing.

Thinking of this, Lao Mian couldn't help but think of a scene from a few years ago in his mind.

It was two childhood friends who came to play with him, and after a binge drinking, the two of them shouted to go to the bath.

At that time, the old face was also dizzy, what did he think? Isn't it just a shower? And he shouted that he wanted to go too!

In fact, on the way, the two of them have constantly hinted to the old man that this place is not suitable for him, let him take a taxi home and sleep! But I can't go back with the strength of the old face of alcohol, I don't know if it's because I've drunk too much and is sluggish, or I just want to take a bath.

When I arrived at the local old noodles, I realized what it was - it wasn't a bath at all, it was a naked meat business.

Lao Mian had never seen such a battle, and he was about to faint! In the new district of J City, there is a five- or six-storey building shrouded in colorful lights, with two big gold characters of "celebrities" hanging on the golden gate, and rows of cars of different grades parked in front of the door.

There were men in and out, they were either pot-bellied or lean, or they were arrogant or cowering, but without exception, their eyes were green, and they couldn't wait to solve it immediately.

The three of them were also coerced into the hall, and the scene inside made the old face even more jaw-dropping. As soon as the piles of men sat down, they were surrounded by tall waiters in blue suits with headsets. With the disgusting screams of the man who said "Brother-brother-brother-", the business was quickly negotiated. The men quickly broke into pieces, and then went upstairs according to the room number.

Like a fool, the old face curled up in the corner of the wide sofa. The two friends must have frequented the place, so they seemed so familiar with all this.

Ah Feng, who was the leader, asked skillfully: "What kind of services do you have?" ”

A handsome waiter in his twenties-five-fifths immediately bent down: "Brother! We've got everything you want—"

"Nonsense-" At this time, Ah Feng's face suddenly changed, and he raised his hand to fan the male waiter's face. This scared the old face - did this guy drink too much? Isn't it seeking death to go wild in this place?

"Brother-brother-don't-I don't dare-" Unexpectedly, the boy who was more than one meter tall dodged while making a greasy sound that the old man had heard just now. The sound of this woman was already disgusting, and now it was made by a man even more terrifying for the old man, and his goosebumps immediately fell to the ground.