I Learn Art from Uncle Nine Chapter 113 Grave Removal and Burial (continued)
Chapter 113: Grave Lifting and Burial (continued)
Master Ren listened to it for a long time, and he was already convinced of Uncle Jiu's ability. But seeing that the sun was gradually rising, Master Ren was secretly a little anxious, and he didn't care about the rudeness, so he hurriedly stepped forward and said politely: "Uncle Nine, when are we going to get the coffin?" ”
Uncle Nine looked up at the sun, curled a few fingers and pinched and calculated, and said, "Now is the right time, you can order someone to dig the grave and raise the coffin." ”
Before Master Ren could speak, the captain Ah Wei, who had been waiting impatiently for a long time, immediately roared vividly: "Come on, dig the grave and lift the coffin!" After speaking, he looked at Ren Tingting with an attentive face.
It's just that Ren Tingting is not interested in Ah Wei at all, if it weren't for everyone's good looks, Ren Tingting would have hid to the side.
And Ma Lin's two senior brothers are also looking at Ren Tingting with a pig on their faces, and they don't notice what Uncle Nine is saying at all.
Ma Lin saw that a few helpers had begun to break the ground, so he walked up to Uncle Nine and asked in a low voice, "Uncle Nine, is there any attention to this acupuncture point when it is buried?" ”
Uncle Nine looked at Master Ren and said with an unfathomable expression: "If I guessed correctly, Old Master Ren's coffin should be a legal burial!" ”
When Master Ren heard this, he looked at Uncle Nine in surprise, and he valued Uncle Nine more in his heart.
It just so happened that the captain Ah Wei was also beside him, and when he heard what Uncle Nine said, he sneered: "I didn't expect that Old Lady Ren was quite fashionable when he was alive, and he had a French-style funeral when he died!" ”
Master Ren was a little worried when he heard Ah Wei's sneer, and couldn't help but scold: "Ah Wei, what nonsense, what kind of French funeral, but also British funeral!" ”
Ah Wei's expression was a little aggrieved, he pushed his eyes down in embarrassment, pinched his waist with both hands, and looked at Uncle Jiu: "What he said, I didn't say it." ”
When Ma Lin heard this, he was immediately unhappy, took two steps sideways, blocked in front of Uncle Jiu, and shouted at Ah Wei: "The French funeral that Uncle Jiu said is not a French-style funeral, don't talk nonsense." ”
Ah Wei lost his temper when he heard this, held the handle of the gun on his waist with one hand, and walked quickly to Ma Lin: "Then tell me, it's not a French funeral, what can it be?" ”
Ma Lin turned his head and glanced at Uncle Jiu, Uncle Jiu nodded quietly, and Ma Lin said aloud: "This legal burial refers to a vertical burial!" ”
Ah Wei laughed a few times as if he had heard some joke, and said arrogantly: "I, Ah Wei, have also been in this town for more than 20 years, and I have never heard of anyone whose coffin can be buried vertically. ”
Ma Lin didn't defend Ah Wei, turned around and came to the wooden shelf, just waiting for the coffin to be dug up, and everything would be revealed. Although Ah Wei was a little arrogant, he was not a brainless person, and when he saw that Ma Lin didn't speak, he also stopped his mouth and asked Ren Tingting to also stand next to the wooden shelf.
Thanks to the fact that Master Ren helped him to invite him enough, it was only a few minutes, and the coffin gradually revealed some traces. Wencai was anxious, so he jumped down immediately, and everyone looked at it, and first revealed a plum-like coffin head, which was indeed buried vertically.
Everyone immediately looked at Ah Wei, who had nothing to say this time, and walked to the side with a somewhat ugly face.
After more than ten minutes, the helpers finally dug out the coffin of Old Lady Ren completely, and moved it to the front of the altar with concerted efforts.
Uncle Nine walked to the head of the coffin with his hands behind his back, pinched his fingers and counted, then walked in front of everyone and said loudly: "After twenty years, today is the time for Ren Gongwei to see the light of day again." Those who are thirty-six, twenty-two, thirty-five, forty-eight, and belong to the rooster and the ox are avoided! ”
As soon as the words fell, four or five people consciously turned around, and the rest of them also consciously lowered their heads. After more than ten breaths, Uncle Nine said loudly: "After the evasion, the nailing will open the museum." ”
The helpers who had already been prepared on the side rushed forward and pulled out the nails with three strikes and five divisions. Just as he was about to push the lid of the coffin, a large number of crows suddenly flew out of the forest next to him, and these crows flew straight above everyone's heads and circled for a while before leaving.
Everyone's faces were a little ugly, after all, opening the coffin itself was a bit unlucky, and this time, coupled with the crows around the top, everyone was a little depressed.
Uncle Nine pinched his fingers again before opening the coffin in person with a gloomy face. As soon as the coffin opened a crack, a black gas suddenly floated out along the crack of the coffin, Uncle Nine frowned, and with more force in his hand, the entire coffin lid was completely opened in an instant.
Master Ren glanced at the inside of the coffin, then knelt down with a sad face, and shouted with a crying voice: "Dad, the child is not filial, and he will alarm your old man after he dies." ”
Ren Tingting saw that her father was kneeling, so she also knelt down and shouted: "Grandpa! ”
After Master Ren finished saluting, he got up directly, called Uncle Nine aside, and whispered, "Uncle Jiu, can this acupuncture point still be used!" ”
Uncle Nine frowned, and remembered that the old lady's body was not decomposed at all just now, and shook his head with a gloomy face: "The dragonfly will not work if you point to the water hole a little more." ”
Master Ren was also a little upset at this time, and he barely squeezed out a little smile on his face, and said politely: "Then trouble Uncle Nine to help my father find a good acupuncture point again." ”
Unexpectedly, Uncle Nine shook his head again with a straight face, and said solemnly: "I suggest that we cremate on the spot now!" ”
Master Ren's face was a little displeased, and he waved his hands and said repeatedly: "That's not good, my father was most afraid of fire when he was alive." Besides, although my Ren family has not been very prosperous in the past few years, a cemetery can still afford it, so let's ask Uncle Nine to find another good acupuncture point, money is not a problem. ”
Uncle Nine was a little embarrassed on his face: "Master Ren, I didn't mean that." You also saw the situation just now, I was worried that Old Lady Ren's corpse might change at any time. ”
Master Ren has no concept of corpse transformation, just as a way for Uncle Nine to take the opportunity to raise the price. didn't take it seriously, just said: "It's better to ask Uncle Nine to find the acupuncture points as soon as possible, and I will double the money." ”
Seeing that Master Ren was resolute, Uncle Nine was not easy to persuade again. After pondering for a while, Uncle Nine said with a little reluctance: "Then let's do it, store it with me for the next two days, and then we will bury it when I find a good acupuncture point nearby." ”
Master Ren nodded with satisfaction, and arched his hand again and said politely: "Trouble Uncle Nine!" ”。
Although Ah Wei lost face just now, now that he saw that he had a chance to perform, he immediately stepped forward again and shouted at several security guards and militiamen who came with him: "You all heard it, carry the coffin to Yizhuang first!" ”
After Ah Wei gave the order, no matter how those militiamen operated, some licked the dog, and quickly walked to Ren Tingting's side and offered courtesy: "Cousin is not tired, do you want your cousin to carry you down the mountain in a while." ”
Ren Tingting immediately snorted, and smiled reluctantly at Ah Wei: "Cousin, don't need it, I'll just sit in a sedan chair with my father." Before she could finish speaking, Ren Tingting quickly ran to the side of Master Ren with her trouser legs, followed Master Ren into the sedan chair, and walked down the mountain.
Ah Wei was bored, and when he saw that Ma Lin and the others were talking and laughing, his face was even more ugly, he snorted coldly, and walked down the mountain. It seems that this Ah Wei wants to carry out the cause of licking dogs to the end.
"Wencai, Qiusheng, you two stay and burn a plum blossom incense array, and tell me the result when you go back." Uncle Nine watched Master Ren leave, and commanded with a straight face.
Wencai Qiusheng was a little reluctant, and originally wanted to lick dogs. But since Uncle Nine has already commanded, the two of them can only obey their lives. At that moment, the two of them agreed weakly: "Yes, master." ”
When Uncle Nine saw the two of them, he didn't bother to care, and turned his head to look at Ma Lin: "Ma Lin, you go back with me, we have to go back and arrange the arrangements well, so as not to get the corpse of Master Ren at night." ”
Ma Lin was originally a soy sauce maker, so he could do anything, even if he responded.
Uncle Nine nodded, and when he turned around to leave, he suddenly remembered something, and then opened his mouth and commanded: "Wencai, Qiusheng, you want incense on every grave, if you miss it, people will come to trouble you at night, and the master doesn't care." ”
Qiusheng Wencai agreed weakly again.
After Uncle Nine took Ma Lin away, Qiusheng and Wencai returned to normal.
Wencai Qiusheng has its own division of labor, Qiusheng holds a large handful of rosin, and the three burns are inserted on each side of the grave according to the position of the plum blossom incense array. And Wencai continued to burn the paper money, gold and silver clothes that were not burned.
Wen Cai muttered while burning: "This old man is really filial, if these things are burned, the old lady Ren will definitely be beautiful and majestic below." ”
Qiusheng choked beside him: "What is it to burn something after death, the most important thing is to be filial piety before death." ”
Wen Cai choked back: "How do you know that Master Ren was not filial during his lifetime!" ”
"What is Master Ren, it should be that Old Lady Ren was alive, whether he could speak." Qiusheng picked on Wencai's mistake and attacked it.
Wen Cai suddenly threw the remaining paper figures and paper horses into the fire, stood up, and yelled at Qiusheng: "Don't you talk about my dad like that!" ”
Qiusheng was stunned: "What your father?" Casually Qiusheng reacted: "Okay, you are a literary talent, you haven't skimmed the eight characters yet, your father has called it, maybe it will be my father in the future!" ”