Tao San was stunned when he heard this, and couldn't help but compliment me: "Oh, you are really a talent who fights villains without a teacher." Oops, I Tao San admires and admires. Oops, that's vicious. Where did you learn that? Where did you come from with all this hatred and resentment? ”

Tao San said: "You are not afraid of drowning yourself. Can you still catch it, who do you hate so much? You're too fierce and evil. I've lost knowing you again. Oops, admiration, admiration. I'm going to keep up the good work. ”

I sighed and said to Tao San: "You must be wholehearted, wholeheartedly, relaxed, and dedicated." You have to concentrate on hitting the villain seriously! You have to use all the idioms. There are also colloquialisms, and there are three words, and there are overlapping words, all of which are used. Look, I'm not done yet. ”

I was furious, and glared at the first villain on the ground with a sharp and loud voice: "You have rotten sores every day, your gums hurt every day, and your teeth hurt every day." Sores at the corners of your mouth will hurt you to death. ”

I continued to stare at the paper man on the ground in anger and continued to scold sharply and loudly: "My back hurts, my legs cramp, it hurts you to death." Summer turns into winter, winter turns into summer, this man is crazy. You have a deliberate constitution, and you are afraid of cold and heat. Neither hot nor cold, you are uncomfortable, itchy, and painful. ”

In a snow cave on a snowy mountain.

It's more than 5 o'clock in the morning.

I woke up in a snow cave this morning. There is also a modern 11-metre double-decker motorhome parked in the cave. I was on the bed in the master bedroom on the second floor of the motorhome. I'm not alone, though. There were also two twelve-year-old boys hidden in the bed.

I casually said to the two teenagers who had just woken up, "I didn't expect that in a blink of an eye, I have been living here for twelve years. It's really a hurry of time, and it's unforgiving. Two dolls, you know it's not easy for me, right? Gee, I used to have a really hard time. You have to be grateful to me for being a good mother. ”

The little son, who was a little fat and looked like a kind little Buddha, said: "Mother, early in the morning, what's the matter with you?" Noisy and yelling. I still want to sleep. I know you're good to me. When I grow up, I'll earn a lot of money for you. Heck, I'm twelve years old, and it's not easy to live. ”

The eldest son, who was a little thinner and darker-skinned and simple-minded and unresponsive, said to me, "Mother, I know. When I grew up, I gave my mother a lot of delicious food, good clothes, and fun. When I have my own doll in the future, I will also give the doll to my mother to take care of. Tell your mother not to be idle. My mother will be happy. ”

I was slightly disappointed, and I smiled reluctantly with my two sons: "Fortunately, my mother is still hiding it from you." Actually, you have a younger brother. My younger brother was eight months old when he was born. My brother can already sit up and crawl around. The younger brother is already walking around on the small bench. That's why you have a younger brother. ”

The two eldest sons were really surprised.

The fat son asked, "Mother, where is my brother?" How come we've never seen each other? Where is the younger brother? ”

The thin son said, "Oh, mother, you really have a hand." ”

I was so happy that I had brought out an eight-month-old chubby doll from the bed, which surprised my two eldest sons.

"Hehehehe......" My third son woke up from his sleep with a smile.

The skinny son suddenly sent out the goods and shouted at me: "Mother, are you not satisfied with your two sons? Are we not doing well? Why did you give birth to your third son? So what do I do? Will I have a good life in the future? ”

The fat son also yelled at me, "Mother, how can you be like this? Why are you so insatiable? Why do you want a third son when you think you have two sons? Mother, you're too greedy. Anyway, money is something outside the body. Why are you so greedy? ”

I quickly explained, "You guys are wrong to blame my mother. This child struggled to survive. My mother was impressed by his perseverance. After all, it is a mother and son, and the fate destined for the previous life. All three of you are good boys of your mother. No one will fall out of favor. Mother will definitely be able to do a good job. ”

Sure enough, as soon as the two sons heard this, their tempers reined. Most of his anger has gone. I handed my younger son to my two older sons and told them to hug my younger brother. At first, the two eldest sons refused to reach out and hug their younger brother.

As a result, the third brother was very smart and took the initiative to pounce on the two elder brothers. In this way, the third brother successfully got on good terms with the two elder brothers because of his high emotional intelligence.

After a while, the two sons already knew how to hold their younger brother and be a good elder brother.

I also got out of bed with my three sons.

We walked from the second floor to the living room of the bus RV on the first floor. The two sons were surprised. It turned out that our buses widened and became many times larger. Originally, the length of the car became 50 meters, and the width of the car became 10 meters. The total area is 500 square meters. Naturally, it is enough for the four of us to live.

Last night our RV was still small. Now I wake up in the morning and get bigger.

My two sons asked in unison, "Mother, you are really amazing." It's amazing. You deserve to be a good lady. Now our family has become bigger. We feel much more comfortable and pleasing to the eye. It's all wonderful. ”

The two sons were very happy, and the third son was very happy together, and the servant was in my arms. I'm happy with my three sons.

At this time, four people walked into the snow cave outside my RV. In fact, it is two middle-aged couples. And also my loved ones. In fact, the four people who came were my eldest aunt, eldest uncle, and second aunt and second uncle.

My aunt walked outside the car door, patted the car door, smiled and shouted, "Open the door, we're coming!" Wake up, too. Well, the RV has gotten bigger and it's easy to live in. There were five of us adults and three children. Hehehehehe. ”

I let go of the baby in my arms, and I hurried to open the RV door. Soon I was welcoming my four relatives into the RV.

The eldest aunt and eldest uncle went to the kitchen to cook noodles for the big guys.

The second aunt and the second brother-in-law sat and chatted with our mother and son on the sofa in the living room.

The second aunt said first: "Because it was too stuffy in the RV, the four of us went down the mountain to relax." Sure enough, I don't know if I don't go, but I don't know until There are a lot of new things to do at the foot of this mountain. For example, today's Kangxi suddenly got angry a few days ago. abolished an old concubine in the harem. ”

The second brother-in-law continued: "We heard from an aunt on the street. This old concubine is forty-three years old this year, she entered the palace at the age of twenty-six and first became a palace maid, and two years later made an exception and was promoted to a permanent presence. It was still there until it was scrapped. There's nothing wrong with her. I don't know why it was scrapped. ”

The second aunt continued: "But she is a palace maid who is not simply usurious outside the palace. But some people say that the palace maid is doing things for the master. I've heard that this abolition has been around for many years, and it's very generous. In the past, she said that she was very good at business, but now many people say that usury is her business. What a lack of morality. ”

The second brother-in-law also continued: "Who is Emperor Kangxi? It must be a smart person. I'm afraid that the clues have already been discovered. I've been secretly investigating this ever-present. Didn't we just hear on the street that this Zeng Changzai had been put in prison and was going to be hanged for the first time. It seems to have been executed four days later. ”

The second aunt said, "That's right. It's really a big deal that a permanent person died in the palace. But there are many people in the palace, and it is unlucky to have a concubine. Because she has a big mouth, she actually talks about the rights and wrongs of high-ranking concubines. And said for many years. This high-ranking concubine has never bothered with her. But this big-mouthed concubine is evil today, and she has reaped the consequences. ”

The second brother-in-law continued: "That's right. So this big-mouthed concubine gave the emperor an order to be poisoned and dumb. Then it was abolished, saying that he would be punished to be a nun. You deserve it. It can be seen that God is still eye-opening. The good will be rewarded, and the wicked will be rewarded. No wicked man can escape the wrath of God. God's eyes are shining. ”

The eldest aunt and eldest uncle came out with their faces. We all sat around the dining table in the middle of the living room.

My aunt said to me: "There are also three old women in the Prince's Mansion who have been kicked out. I heard that in the past, I liked to bully the soft and fear the hard in the mansion, and bullied a lot of subordinates. So the reputation is very poor, very poor. Therefore, evil is also rewarded. It shows that it is really difficult to want to be prosperous and rich. ”

The eldest uncle said: "In my opinion, it is a good fate in the world for a lover to eventually become a family." If a woman is looking for a man, she should find a good man who is affectionate and righteous and will hurt people. Niece, you can't go on like this forever. Twelve years later, it's time for you to plan for your life. ”

I reluctantly said, "I'm not an ordinary person, and I can't be high or low." I think it's better to forget it. I think I'd better keep waiting. You don't have to be married to be happy. A lot of people like me have been free, relaxed and at ease all their lives. The life of the suffering daughter-in-law is not something I am willing to suffer. In short, I want to live happily and happily. Nothing else matters. ”

The eldest aunt was surprised and said, "I know that happiness is hard to find. Well, everything takes its time. I think you're pretty comfortable living alone. Many women rise and fall in the red dust and suffer everywhere. It's really rare to be able to live so easily and happily like you. The so-called family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and it is good for you to live alone. ”

The eldest uncle sighed and said, "Niece, you are too extreme and withdrawn. I know you're sad. Forget it, I hope you put it down sooner someday. Be happy and look forward. Everything will be fine. ”

I laughed and said, "I'm sure I'll find a good person." I'm going to people off. I will definitely find someone who is very good to me. It's just that it hasn't been encountered yet. I've come to my senses. Strive to be a lover, and you can't be in a hurry. It's wishful thinking and it doesn't end well. It is common for couples to turn against each other and become passers-by in the blink of an eye. ”

I continued: "It's hard to get married. Because most of it is unrequited love, wishful thinking. Some women are thick-skinned and insist on relying on men, as if they think they are great. Some women are forced to marry a man who has no affection for her. ”

The second aunt was surprised: "Why do I think your thoughts are the opposite of ours?" Ordinary women don't think the same way as you. Anyway, like a man who strives to pursue him. Staying with him and finding ways to marry him is the mind of ordinary people. Why do you feel like you have to let go and not pester men? ”

The second brother-in-law was also puzzled and said, "You are open-minded and can think openly." If it were other women competing with you for the same man, I would have guessed it now, and it would have been you who had lost. Because you're too picky, you're clean. I hope you can find a good man who is clean and self-conscious. We are not in a hurry, and we will not force you to get married. You don't have to be stressed. ”

I said aggrievedly: "It's really disappointing to have been wasted for many years. Alas. What's the use of being young and beautiful? ”

Half a day later

I ate with two pairs of aunts and uncles in a private room in a restaurant in a certain county.

I casually said, "It's a real disappointment to waste so many years." Alas. What's the use of being young and beautiful? ”

The aunt persuaded: "I won't be too picky, so I'll be with your uncle." I don't think you're too picky. Don't be too proud. ”

The second aunt persuaded: "Me too, I was fifteen years old and hurriedly married your second aunt." I didn't say anything. So you have to learn from me, don't be verbose, just marry indiscriminately. Women always have to get married. ”

The eldest uncle said: "The good men in the world are only afraid that they have been snatched away by good women." niece, so you have to understand. Don't get into the nitty-gritty. Don't be too picky, the gains outweigh the losses. ”

I stubbornly argued: "It's easy to ask for priceless treasures, but it's rare to have a lover." Real gold is easy to obtain, but true love is rare. A woman can't look like a fairy, and she is not a talented woman. Basically mundane. Alas, fancy looks, look at talents, look at the family, alas. Pity a lot of women and no one wants them. ”

The eldest uncle comforted: "I hope you will find a good match in the future." Remember, beware of good-looking women. If you rob them, you're going to lose. Men are also ordinary people, and of course they like beautiful women. Who wants to be ugly? Would you like to find an ugly man? So good men have long been snatched away by good women. ”

The eldest aunt said, "Niece, you are not young. I really can't rob someone else. Other people's minds are so flexible, where can you fight? ”

"I don't think so. I'm sure I'll be able to marry well in the future. Hum! Feel sorry for yourself. All the benefits will be given to me in the future. Hum. I'm leaving. Eat and drink well. Rich. "A poor girl shopkeeper outside our box shouted casually, and she became famous.

We're a foil. I was so unwilling that I had to teach her a lesson. But no chance has been found yet.

Outside, a middle-aged aunt knocked on the door and begged for us.

"Get out!" I scolded my eldest aunt and second aunt unceremoniously and loudly. The old woman immediately turned around and cursed and walked away. On the way, a poor girl handed her aunt five cents, and the aunt was too little, so she threw it everywhere in a fit of anger, and scolded the poor girl.

The aunt humiliated the poor girl and said, "I want you to be pitiful? Are you a god thing? Of course I want a lot of silver? What's the use of just a little money? Do you think you are doing a good deed by giving five cents? Phew. Incompetent, as if learning from others to do good. Am I still grateful to you? Get lost! Take your money! Pick it up on the ground yourself. ”

After the aunt scolded, she turned around and left angrily.

The performance of this begging aunt in silk and satin made many people in the restaurant know. Auntie's limelight suddenly overshadowed the woman's limelight who had just said something self-righteous at our door.

Half a day later

This female shopkeeper has been blinded. He also broke two legs. After that, she was lame and blind all her life. The shopkeeper kicked her out.

Another half day passed

The second lady of the female shopkeeper ran to the center of the street to stop the official sedan chair. But when she met a fierce official, the official got angry and ordered someone to beat the crazy woman who suddenly broke out to death.

This is the tragic end of an ordinary woman who thinks she is in trouble.

Suddenly, it dawned on me. It turns out that because I have money, I have improved my status. So I'm no longer a miserable woman at the bottom. So my family and I should be blessed with good fortune and good fortune coming soon.

After we finished eating, we were very happy on the street, and we were in a good mood to go shopping. Sure enough, it caused great, very poor men, women, and children to be jealous. Anyway, it's noticeable everywhere you go.

My aunt said casually to me, "Why are we so attention-grabbing?" Sure enough, the Buddha relies on gold, and people rely on clothes. It's good to be rich. Oops, it's so comfortable to be rich. Niece, why don't we find a shop in the capital to do business? That's how the water flows. It's not good to sit and eat empty mountains. ”

My second aunt also said: "That's right, opening a store to do business, a long stream, never sit back and eat." ”

I smiled and said, "I think I was very poor at the beginning. But I'm smart. I'm young, and I've found a way out. ”

"Oh, what is the best way out for you? You might as well speak up and listen to it. A poor aunt couldn't help but stop me, and I couldn't wait to ask anxiously.

I said very generously: "There is a saying in the Tang Dynasty that it is better to give birth to a son than to give birth to a daughter." gave birth to a daughter and competed to be Yang Guifei, have you heard of it? ”

"Yes, yes, yes! I understand. "Auntie looked up and smiled, very happy to pass by with us.

We continued on our way.

Along the way, many passers-by kept accosting us.

An old uncle passed by us with a burden and asked curiously, "I don't know what kind of business you are doing, boss?" Why are you so rich? Let's talk about it. ”

I was very generous and said: "There is a good saying, the more expensive the family, the more branches and leaves must be spread." Since he has a daughter, he must be seeking a good family. The richer the better. I know a lot of people are fighting, a lot of people are grabbing. There's no way, you fight, you rob. Although the old man is a man, you can recognize a daughter and train her. Maybe one day, you will be rich? ”

When the old man heard this, he was very happy and left with a smile.

After a while, an old woman came up to us and asked, "Boss, I don't know where you came from?" What do you call it? Is your family coming to the capital to visit relatives and friends or to enjoy the mountains and rivers? Or both. ”

I smiled and replied, "Neither." In our family, my cousin is a scholar of the imperial examination. My cousin should take the exam. Our cousin has been a man for a long time. After the entrance examination, the temple examination is a jinshi. ”

My aunt and uncle understood it perfectly.

The eldest uncle was very happy and proud, and said: "Although it is not good to say that other people's sons are not good. But our nephew is already a man. Immediately passed the temple test and was a jinshi. You will be able to become a big official in no time. Aha. ”

The second brother-in-law also smiled: "In case the poor boy of our family falls in love with the emperor, maybe he can still be a forehead and a horse." In case it is opened to the first minister, it will also be a quick son-in-law of Chenglong. Our nephew doesn't worry about a good marriage at all, a good family. A lifetime of wealth, glory and auspiciousness. ”

When the old woman heard this, she was very happy and quickly congratulated us: "Congratulations, congratulations." This kid is really angry. ”

The five of us laughed and said, "It's really blessed by the ancestors, blessed by the gods." Our Jing family has a person who can read. Ahahaha or ......"

The five of us laughed in the street, and soon thought we were in trouble.

A royal palace guard commander has at least passed by. This middle-aged man, he's grieving. He saw the five of us dressed in rich clothes, each with a red face, and we were either rich or noble. And we're overjoyed.

The uncle held up the whip and said, "Don't laugh." Shut up! Our prince has just died and is sad. You laughed in the streets, and you violated the king's law. I'm going to punish you for a hundred days now. Are you convinced? Don't go to the streets yet? Hum. ”

My aunt and uncle and I quickly shut up.

I followed the uncle and said, "This lord, everything is easy to discuss, don't be so strict, right?" ”

"Go! Don't go yet! "Your Excellency has to do it with us.

The five of us had to hang our heads and pretend to be unlucky prisoners, and hurriedly went to parade through the streets. Many passers-by laughed out loud when they saw it.

"What joy and sorrow." An old woman laughed at us.

"That brother of yours will definitely lose the election. Hehehehehe. "A slave has dared to laugh at us.

My eldest aunt whispered to me, "There are a lot of dignitaries in the capital, let's take it easy in the future." Oh, it's hard to be a human being. ”

Half a day later

Our family actually came across the official sedan chair of Babel Yinxi.

The main reason is that the eighth master has just left a restaurant, and our family of five has just walked to the door of the restaurant. Like many people, we stood aside and watched Babel get into the sedan chair.

A village girl next to me saw that I was a foreigner, and she could see that I didn't know Yinxi.

The village girl next to me explained to me in a very arrogant tone: "Don't you know? This is Lord Babel! Outlanders! Hey, where are you from? Looks like you're rich, huh? Hey, I'm talking about you. ”

I turned my head and smiled at the village girl: "Oh, I thought it was a dignitary?" It turned out to be the emperor's son. Oops, oops! ”

I also looked at the sedan chair carefully, because Yinxi was already in the sedan chair.

The village girl was very satisfied with me, because I looked very surprised, excited, and excited.

The village girl said to me again: "Our poetry club is voting, huh? You can vote too. I look up to you. Don't be ignorant. ”

I looked at the sedan chair, looked back at the village girl, and I asked curiously, "What to vote for?" ”

The village girl patiently explained: "You really don't know anything. Then I'll be kind enough to tell you. We have a sister who is about to attack the draft. Because the family is very high, she can choose which mansion to marry Belle Ye. ”

The village girl patiently explained: "Then she has no idea herself, so she had an idea, saying that she wants to vote through many people to see who has the most votes, and she will vote for whomever she wants." How about it, do you vote or not? Gratuitous. ”

I thought about it and said to the village girl, "I see. If the door is particularly high, of course choose the largest. ”

"So which is the biggest?" In the sedan chair, the eighth master actually accosted me.

I was surprised, and the village girl was also very surprised.

I simply said with such an iron face and selflessness: "I said this person in the sedan chair, I am not targeting you." I'm also iron-faced and selfless. It is to choose the prince with the highest status. ”

"Why?" A guard outside the sedan chair immediately turned around and asked me.

Without thinking, I said: "This still needs to be asked, the interests of the two are naturally the option to take the greatest benefit." In this way, the prince's glory and wealth are the most profitable. The crown prince is the prince and the future emperor. As for this Baylor Lord, at most he will be crowned a prince in the future. A prince, an emperor, of course, the emperor is older. ”

"You are simply climbing the dragon and the phoenix, and you are insatiable. Oh, the two princes are for you to choose, of course you are the prince of the prince. Don't be too complacent, I'm also the prince. My mother said, my mother said, I have been a phoenix since I was a child, and my nickname is Phoenix. The girl from a small jasper family on my left argued unceremoniously.

I turned my head to look at her and said, "I'm not a show girl anyway. It looks like you're going to be drafted in the future. Let me tell you, in front of the eighth master, you directly say the answer. Aren't you worried about your future draft? ”

Unexpectedly, this little jasper girl was bold and said very unceremoniously: "So what? I would like to tell everyone that I am the one who chooses the crown prince. As for the eighth master, whoever loves it will go to whomever he wants. Hey, you're married, aren't you? This sister-in-law? I'm getting older, are you also angry with me? Aha. ”

I followed the little family jasper and said, "Even if you get married, you must choose the one who is glorious and rich." Where can you marry casually? ”

My words shocked a lot of people. The two girls I was talking to to on my left and right were dumbfounded at me.

I casually said, "There is no best, I am not rare." Hum! Let's be picky. Hum! Even if it's a mistake in youth, it doesn't matter, wait slowly! Hum! In short, fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders. How can this benefit be taken away from others? ”

"So you have what it takes advantage of? You take it for you. "On the second floor of the restaurant, the fourth child suddenly appeared on the big window. The fourth child was looking down at me with a white wine glass.

I was slightly stunned, but I quickly looked up and choked with the fourth: "If I take advantage, what will you give me?" How much do you bet? It's just five thousand taels. If I take advantage of it, you will simply pay me five thousand taels of silver. If I lose, I'll give you five thousand taels. How's it going? ”

Many passers-by laughed.

A young man said to the fourth child: "Hurry up and poison, hurry up and gamble." Let's take a look. Aha or. All right. ”

"Don't know what you're going to bet on?" A young official's wife was very curious, and suddenly came up from the crowd behind me and said.

I smiled and said, "Our cousin will definitely be able to enter the top three through the palace selection!" ”

"Huh? Are you betting on your cousin to be in the top three? Oops, that's hard. Heck, you have to think about it. That's going to cost you five thousand taels. It's too much, you're dead. It's hard to get into the top three. An old woman selling tea eggs kindly jumped out to remind me.

I smiled and said, "Our cousin, it's really good for reading." He's really smart. And he especially likes to read. And he doesn't have any bad habits. And he's also talented. He is simply a peerless good man. ”

"Aha...... "My four aunts and uncles hurriedly supported the scene for me, hahahaha, laughing nonstop.

Passers-by saw that the five of us were full of red faces, and we were also dressed in wealth and glory. In addition, our cousin is already a man. Sure enough, many passers-by believed it. All of them were very interested in our cousin.

A big girl from a rich family smiled and said, "I don't know what your cousin's name is?" You can't lie to us, huh? Is there such a person? I've heard that a lot of people who read books are famous. Oops, the imperial examination is difficult. Besides, the palace selection is determined by the emperor, and it is difficult to be selected. Oops, it's really hard. ”

I was still proud to say, "Then we will have a ten-day running water table." When the time comes, the poor will be able to eat it, and the beggars will be able to eat it. Hum! ”

My tail is already up in the sky. An arrogant look that thinks that this pride and self-confidence are too high.

Sure enough, many passers-by believed in the five of us even more.

The fourth child smiled and looked down at me: "Okay, since you are so confident." If you bet with you, I'll bet five thousand taels! Half a month later, the top three in the apse will be selected, and the list will be announced. You'd better count on your cousin to win. Otherwise, the master will beat you fifty boards. ”

"It's too bad for you, if your cousin doesn't win the election, not only will you have to pay 5,000 taels of silver, but you also have to play the board. Oops, it hurts, it hurts. An old lady jumped out and said to us.

I raised my left hand, and I pointed to the fourth child's nose by the window on the second floor and said proudly, "If you lose, it's the same." You're going to have to hit fifty boards too. You are beaten yourself, and you are not allowed to be kicked and beaten by your minions! That's where the gambling comes in. ”

"Huh? The fourth master will be beaten if he loses? Oh my God. Oops, it looks like their cousin will really be selected. Oops, what an evil door. It seems that your Jing family is really going to be out of the top three. It's jealousy. Envy died. Many men, women and children gossiped.

The fourth child got angry and suddenly threw the white porcelain wine glass he held in his hand to me.

As a result, I turned my head, shrunk my neck, and closed my eyes, but I just wet my hair.

The fourth child didn't really throw a wine glass at me. Many passers-by were also so frightened that they fell down or felt like they had run away.

After a while, I opened one eye, and the eighth child had already lifted the curtain to look at me.

The eighth smiled and said to me: "Sure enough, it is a sinking fish and a goose, and the flowers and the moon are beautiful." No wonder the fourth brother is reluctant. Sure enough, it's a cup of mercilessness. ”

I opened my eyes and I breathed a sigh of relief.

I said to the eighth child calmly: "I've heard of throwing a sieve." I've heard the idiom "loud" too. I've never heard of tossing a glass. ”

"Aha, or ......," many passers-by burst into laughter when they heard this.

The fourth child continued to stand by the window above my head. The old man looked displeased and asked, "Who are you?" actually had an affair with the master? You really want to climb the dragon and the phoenix wholeheartedly and fly up the branches. Bah. Do you deserve it too? ”

The fourth child actually laughed at me in public.

I was smart enough to say, "When my cousin marries the princess." I don't want to climb the dragon and the phoenix. It's not a family yet, and they have to meet every New Year's holiday. I can't help it! ”

When the fourth child heard this, he stomped his feet and scolded: "You still want to marry the princess?" Ahhh......h It's a laughing death. I think you'd better save it. It's impossible. ”

The eighth master smiled at me and said, "There are so many royal princesses, there is always a princess who will marry into your Jing family." ”

When the eighth master said this, my four aunts and uncles immediately looked at the eighth master much more pleasantly. When we look at the fourth, it's not pleasing to the eye.

My eldest aunt said to the eighth master: "We also have a very young brother in our family. The eighth master doesn't look small. There must be a very young Gege, too. Oh, it must be able to be an in-law, ahahhaha. ”

My second aunt also smiled: "That's right, whether it's a young man or a newly weaned doll, our family has it." Aha. Our family just hasn't had a daughter in the past few years. All sons. Aha or. ”

The eighth master was also very happy and said, "There are really three girls in my mansion. ”

The fourth master suddenly said loudly: "It must be the daughter of the emperor today." Granddaughters don't count. How's it going? There are many granddaughters. Not a princess. It has to be our sister princess. How about it, bet or not? ”

The fourth child is so hard to force each other, it seems that he wants to go crazy for money.

I looked up and said to the fourth child unhappily: "Which princess in the harem is the smartest and strongest?" ”

When the fourth child heard this, he was stunned.

The eighth child was also stunned. I don't know how to answer.

Many passers-by looked at me in amazement.

I smiled and explained to all the passers-by: "Our family values smart and strong children and grandchildren the most. That's why I value the words smart and strong. ”

An uncle asked rhetorically: "Of course, you have to be virtuous and virtuous to marry a wife." If you're smart and strong, it's good to have it. If it's brutal and willful, then don't. ”

This uncle seems to be despising the royal princess. Many passers-by looked very agreeable.

I disagreed, and retorted: "A woman, as long as she is smart and strong, no matter what kind of woman she is, it doesn't matter." For example, appearance, it doesn't matter, it's good to look good. For example, if you are short-tempered or have a bad temper, it's okay. Anyway, that's how our family raises children. ”

My eldest aunt added, "The last thing in our family is that we don't like people who are pretending to be sanctimonious and inconsistent. It's simply a knife hidden in a smile, a sword with a honey belly, which is unguardable. It's still as good as it seems. What's so good about hypocrisy? ”

My second aunt added, "I've seen a lot of women pretending to be ladies, but in fact, that's it. All shrews, all bad women. The mind is more poisonous than the other. No way, it's very powerful, like a little pepper. It's like a knife. But our family doesn't mind. As a woman, the smarter the better. ”

I went on to add: "Looks are natural, you can dress up, you can dress well, that's fine." It's okay to be ugly or mediocre. Our family chooses daughters-in-law and sons-in-law, but we don't care about these things. A person is mercenary and calculating, which is a sign of intelligence. A person is exquisite, has a lot of eyes, and is also a smart person. There are a lot of scheming cities, that's better. ”

"I think your cousin, nine out of nine can enter the top three. Oops, your family is so treacherous. But treacherous people can get cheap. Honest people will definitely suffer. Those who compete for power and profit, and those who are competitive must be your family members. Your family wins. An old woman said strangely.

I smiled cheekily with everyone: "It must be their big family, Zhong Ming Dingshi's family, there are many people, they can't stand it." Aha. ”

Many passers-by laughed.

An aunt smiled and said: "Our rich old man's family in the south is a large number of slaves and maids. They had very few slaves and maidservants in the north. The palace is so big, and there are so many palace maids. But there are not as many palace maids as there were in the Ming Dynasty. It can be seen that the emperor's family is still very frugal. ”

I smiled with everyone, "If I enjoy it, I will eat all the delicacies of the mountains and the sea every day." I don't want to eat just seven points full. I like abalone the most. I eat a hundred a day. Actually, I also like to eat snails. There are also delicious crabs, which I also love to eat. The scallops are also delicious. ”

"Where did you come from? By the sea? It's all seafood. Oh, what a blessing. "An older sister told me. She was envious, and her saliva flowed out.

I laughed and said, "Our Jing family is from the background of fishermen. But now we have big ships. ”

When the fourth child heard this, he immediately laughed wildly: "Ahahaha." It turned out to be a stinky fisherman. I thought it was a businessman doing business. Phew. So so. But can you make money selling seafood? It's not easy to go out to sea every day to fish, and it's not easy to be stormy. It's not easy for your family to get rich. You can't be pirates, are you? ”

Many passers-by laughed when they heard it.

I looked up and said to the fourth: "We are snatching food from the mouth of the tiger, and the shark is snatching the way to survive." Can you handle it? Even if the waves are as big as mountains, then you are used to it. It's good to swing every day. ”

Lao Bayi listened. Immediately shook his head and said, "Master doesn't do business with you, and he won't be a family member anymore." It's so uncomfortable to be rocking on the boat every day. It's not a human life. Drive home. ”

Lao Ba gave an order, and sure enough, his sedan chair ran quickly.

The fourth child still wants to talk to me for a few words.

The fourth child walked down to the door of the first floor, and faced me face to face, and said to me with a smile: "Stinky fish seller." Have you ever eaten abalone? Have you ever eaten shark fin? Tell me what it tastes like. Sir, see if you're lying. ”

I laughed and said, "Abalone is as soft as tofu and chewy like beef." Delicious like a crab. Nourish yin and nourish the skin, eat pearls, a taste. The shell of the abalone is also beautiful, like a conch. It can be made into decorations. The largest abalone is completely larger than a face. The most delicious abalone is the one that was raised to give birth to a baby. ”

I continued: "Only one egg hatches. A bunch of eggs can hatch a bunch of chickens. If you eat them, you will only get poorer and poorer. No matter what is small, there is abalone, and I am reluctant to eat large abalone. Alas, I haven't eaten it for a long time. You're dead to this heart. All things live, let them live. ”