Chapter 23 "Seventh Brother", you are embarrassed to go
The long-awaited moment has finally arrived!
It was a sunny day and the sun was shining. The old man wiped the windows of the house clean, and then carefully arranged it.
On the large, soft bed in the bedroom, the two experienced their first time. Because of the help of "Brother Jin", both of them are very happy. Especially the old man, he felt as if Nirvana had been reborn.
After that, until the next morning, the two of them had a total of seven HPs!
This achievement is unprecedented, so that until now, no matter how the old noodles are in full condition, no matter how Tangtang tries all kinds of means, no matter how good the time, place and people are, the old noodles have never been able to break this record!
Of course, there are still shortcomings! Of these seven times, there was a break in the middle of the meal, and there was one or two times when S didn't come out, and I can't remember the old noodles anyway.
Therefore, the old face who has always been rigorous thinks - it should be five times in the strict sense.
But Sugar Candy didn't care — seven times, she insisted. and gave Lao Mian a nickname called "Seventh Brother".
This is not over, what makes the old face crazy the most is that she actually told her two girlfriends about this.
When at a four-person party, a girlfriend blurted out in public: "Hey! Don't say it - it's still Seventh Brother who is right! ”
is like falling into the "point kung fu" in the legend of martial arts, and at that moment the old face was inexplicably frozen. When he came to his senses, he saw Sugar Candy smiling strangely.
Oh my god—how did I get into such a deficit?
For a long time after that, Lao Mian didn't dare to face her two best friends.
At this time, we have to admire the arrogance of women, especially when more than three women are together. In this way, they shouted "Seventh Brother" for a long time, until Tangtang repeatedly stopped them.
Afterwards, Lao Mian "tortured" Tangtang several times, and asked if he had talked about specific details in addition to saying "seven times".
At this time, Tangtang, who has no party and no faction, showed a heroic spirit that is more "Liu Hulan" than "Liu Hulan". Regardless of the coercion and temptation of the old face, she also insisted that she did not say anything except "seven times".
Since that crazy date, the two have really lived together, and they have been like glue until now, and they have never been separated.
At the same time, this time is also the time for Tangtang to show off his cooking skills. In addition to the "cooking PK" mentioned at the beginning of the "cooking PK" to "press the old noodles on the ground and rub them", Tangtang has brought his talent in food to the extreme.
People are talented in some aspects, just like being sensitive to language and writing - Tangtang's super high understanding of food is also innate. This determines that this little woman never looks at traditional recipes when cooking. She completely follows her own feelings, and only when there is a conflict with traditional ideas, she goes to find "Du Niang" or "Douyin" and "Kuaishou".
So that time was Lao Mian's happiest time - every day when he came back from work, Tangtang was always dressed in pajamas, lazily lying on the bed and pulling his mobile phone. On the table, however, there are already two or four delicate stir-fried stir-fries that are full of color and flavor, but rarely repeated, plus a bottle of "Sanjiacun" or "Erguotou".
After a full meal and wine, the two of them exercised on the large, soft bed. For the old noodles' request, Tangtang never refused, and even some strange tricks were imitated according to the command of the old noodles.
Once the old man had an illusion - he felt that he had traveled to the Tang Dynasty, Tangtang was Yang Guifei, and he was Tang Minghuang.
But--according to historical records, Yang Guifei doesn't seem to know how to cook!