Chapter 708: Radish Shunqi Fart More
"You just mess with me! I know that I don't know the elixir, and I am fooled in front of so many people, I am not enough friends, and I am a little unauthentic. Wang Erma said to Wang Jue with resentment.
Wang Erma is very smart, don't look at what he says, in fact, you don't need to guess to know, it must be a spirit pill that lifts the confinement, otherwise there is no need to give it to Wang Shuai.
"Don't keep talking in your Haihe accent, I don't know, I think you're scolding!" Wang Jue joked to Wang Erma.
"I don't even know if you interrupted? During that time on Feixian Island, you were with me in vain, and interrupting means to be happy, funny, and funny, now I understand! Who dares to scold you! I'm worried that I can't find a place to shoot!" Wang Erma deliberately showed the appearance of a resentful woman.
"Forget it, I love to shoot whoever I want, I'm not a horse, and I don't need you to shoot, I'm worried that you're shooting in the wrong place. In order to alleviate the dull atmosphere, Wang Jue joked to Wang Erma.
"That...... Wang Jue Shangxian, shouldn't we go and deliver food?"
After the horse dung egg came in, he stood aside, these people talked, he couldn't interject, until Wang Jue finished the joke, and the horse dung egg asked Wang Jue for instructions.
"Let's go!"
Wang Jue got up from the chair, ate the Yi Rong Dan given to him by Erha first, and while walking towards the door, he turned his face and said to Erha.
"You're dead, my Yi Rong Dan is getting uglier and uglier after eating, your Yi Rong Dan is getting better and better, you dare to pay attention to me, right? ”
Wang Jue turned his face to look at Erha, and immediately found the problem, this product is more beautiful than before Yi Rong, and immediately thought of Yi Rong Dan, and then sent a voice to Erha.
Wang Jue didn't dare to say these words, everyone thought that he was the real alchemy master, and once he said it, the secret would naturally be revealed.
"Your uncle, hehe! I just refined it this time, and I haven't had time to tell you yet, it's not too late to tell you now, and I won't have to eat that kind of ugly Yirong Pill in the future." ”
On the issue of treating the four-character mantra, Erha has never suffered a loss, what Wang Jue says about him, he must return it in full, as for what he says later, that is another question.
"So, I'm more handsome than before?" Wang Jue asked Erha very narcissistically.
"Of course, with Ben Erha's shot, can it be worse? Don't underestimate my alchemy skills, his uncle's. The thing shook his little head, and put on the gesture that he thought was awesome.
"If you didn't see that you were still broken just now, you hurry down, you stand on my shoulder and go out, and others can guess the identities of the two of us at a glance. Seeing this thing standing leisurely on his shoulder, Wang Jue immediately thought of this question.
"Alas, it seems that being too famous is not a good thing, no matter what you do, you must be extra careful, this is not too famous! ”
Erha muttered, and just as Wang Jue came to open the door and walked out of the room, the small body jumped and fell to the ground.
Horse manure eggs followed behind Wang Jue, and the two of them and a fairy beast soon arrived in the back kitchen, and the food had already been packed into the food box, and it was very convenient to pick it up and leave directly.
"Which food box is for Wang Shuai?"
Looking at the two food boxes placed on the ground, Wang Jue looked at the horse dung egg, and after the horse dung egg pointed with his hand and told him that it was the small food box, Wang Jue immediately squatted down and reached out to open the food box.
"This is Wang Shuai's meal today?
Wang Jue took out a dish from the food box, this dish was a dragon carved out of radish, and in the position of the dragon's eye, two quail eggs were installed, holding this dish in his hand, Wang Jue turned around and asked the horse manure egg.
Wang Shuaigongzi has eaten enough of the mountain lake crucian carp feast, and has been eating these vegetarian dishes for a while, he said, it is still the green vegetables to his taste. Horse manure egg explained to Wang Jue.
"Coincidentally, the elixir I brought is similar to the quail eggs, get one of the quail eggs down and replace them with one elixir, so that Wang Shuai can eat them unknowingly, those people definitely don't know. Wang Jue muttered to himself.
"Wang Jue's idea is good, I'll take it down!"
Horse dung egg stood next to him, as soon as Wang Jue's words were finished, he immediately put his hand into the food box and deducted a quail egg from the radish dragon, and at the same time, Wang Jue put the quail egg-like elixir in the position of the dragon's eye.
"Wang Jue's elixir is amazing, he can't see that it is a good elixir at all, if he doesn't see it with his own eyes, it is difficult to tell which one is the elixir or quail eggs. Horse dung egg looked at the eyes of the radish dragon and said with emotion.
"Are there only these two food boxes?"
After putting the dish of the radish dragon back in the food box, Wang Jue glanced at the larger food box, turned around and asked the horse manure egg.
"There are still a few food boxes over there, and one food box for ten people is definitely not enough to eat, and they want more if they have enough to eat, so they would rather throw it away if they can't finish it. ”
Behind the horse dung egg raised his hand and pointed to the door, there were two more people standing there, each with two large food boxes at their feet.
"This group of bastards is playful, they don't spend their own spirit stones and don't know how precious, they are dying, as the old saying goes, people won't die if they don't die, let's go out." Wang Jue said with some annoyance.
"It's still an ancient saying, I think it should be Wang Jueyun, I've lived for countless years, and I've never heard this ancient saying you say, his uncle's. Erha muttered in a low voice.
"Poor mouth, at this time, you still want to fight, and after a while, your claws are ruthless, and you will be killed with one claw, so it will seem that you are awesome. Wang Jue said to Erha.
"Wang Erma said, those people's cultivation is too high, I will catch one to death at most, no matter how much it is, it will be enough to choke, his uncle. "It's a little depressing.
"You guys go ahead, put the contents of the food box on the table and come back quickly, don't stay in the hall. ”
Ma Mandan knew the details of this operation, and when he walked to the door of the back kitchen, he said to the few people standing behind the door.
Counting Wang Jue and Ma Mand, a total of six people left the back kitchen and walked towards the hall of the restaurant.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I've been waiting for you for a long time, there are no mountain lake crucian carp in the restaurant, and now I have sent someone to catch a few in the lake, you guest officers may not know! Mountain lake crucian carp is about to become extinct. ”
As soon as they entered the hall, when they were still some distance away from those people, Ma Mandan did not greet them enthusiastically and pretended to be enthusiastic.
In fact, the horse dung egg did this to relieve the tension, if you are not careful this time, it is possible to feel the cultivator's fighting method up close, this is a very dangerous thing, it is strange that the horse dung egg is not nervous.
"Isn't it not extinct yet? We like to eat mountain lake crucian carp, so you have to get it for us, and give you a reminder, if we don't see mountain lake crucian carp in the next meal, we will slaughter him." ”
Horse dung eggs pretended to greet them politely, the other party was not like horse dung eggs, heard that the crucian carp in the mountains and lakes was going extinct, and immediately threatened Wang Shuai's life.
"Alas, thanks to Wang Jue's immortal possession of the mountain lake crucian carp, otherwise Wang Shuai Gongzi would have died. After listening to those people, Ma Dung Dan sighed in his heart.
"A few guest officers are angry, the restaurant will try its best to meet your requirements, a few of you will send the food box to the table of these guest officers, and you will send the food box to the table of the boy who is sitting alone. ”
Ma Dung Dan said politely to these people, and then immediately ordered a few waiters carrying food boxes, and finally told Wang Jue to send the food to Wang Shuai.
Horse manure eggs do this, it is easy for those people to form an illusion, thinking that Wang Jue is new here, and he doesn't know anything about this place, and everything has to be taken care of.
"Okay, the chief steward, that is the famous Wang Shuai Gongzi! What a handsome man, I am a little jealous. ”
Wang Jue pretended to answer the horse dung egg respectfully, and then looked at Wang Shuai, pretending to see it for the first time, and praised Wang Shuai's appearance.
"Don't talk nonsense, how did I explain to you before I came? I forgot that Wang Gongzi is the Tianjiao of the Wang family, don't anger Wang Gongzi, otherwise your head may move. ”
Horse dung eggs are even better at performing, after listening to Wang Jue's words, his face suddenly became gloomy, and in front of everyone, he reprimanded Wang Jue.
"Alas, what's wrong with this world, everyone can act, and what they say is as if it's true, when I see someone else in the future, do I still believe in each other?" Wang Jue sighed in his heart.
Wang Shuai sat alone at a table, unguarded, a cultivator who was imprisoned for cultivation was no different from mortals, so he couldn't run.
Wang Jue came to Wang Shuai with the food box, put the plates of dishes in the food box on the table, and finally the dragon carved from the radish was placed in the closest place to Wang Shuai.
"Wang Gongzi, I heard that you love to eat radish, the restaurant made a silver dragon for you, please taste it carefully, especially the eyes of this dragon, which are very, very different, and are your favorite quail eggs. ”
Raising his hand and pointing at the radish dragon, Wang Jue began to talk nonsense, he didn't know the name of the dish at all, he made one up blindly in a flash, don't say it, the name and the appearance of the dish are very appropriate.
There is nothing wrong with a dragon carved from a white radish, and there is a finger-thick honey on the plate, so there is nothing wrong with seeing it as water.
The moment he heard Wang Jue speak, Wang Shuai was immediately stunned, staring at Wang Jue with his eyes, listening to his mouth like a river and running a mountain with his mouth.
Wang Jue's appearance has changed, but the vocal cords are still the same, Wang Shuai is not stupid, and he immediately heard that the voice was very familiar.
"Wang Gongzi, don't look at me all the time! I'm not a dish, if you look at me, you can watch it casually, I don't like to eat radish, the taste of burps after eating is unpleasant, and the smell of farting is too stinky." Seeing Wang Shuai looking at himself like a fool, Wang Jue immediately explained again.
"Wang Shuai, are you stupid, hurry up and eat the quail eggs next to you, and wait until the confinement is lifted. ”
After listening to Wang Jue's words, Wang Shuai was still unmoved, as if he hadn't heard his words, Wang Jue wanted to slap him awake, but raised his palm a few times, and still sent him a transmission.
"Hey, bring that plate of turnips, my stomach has been swollen for the past two days, it's just right to eat turnips, smooth the air, just fart more." ”
As soon as Wang Jue sent a message to Wang Shuai, one of the people in the group walked over, talking in his mouth, and had already arrived at Wang Shuai's table.