I laughed and retorted, "Are you stupid? ”

When Emperor Kangxi heard this, he was embarrassed, so he had to change his words and said: "I and you are both smart. I have made you a concubine! You will be my concubine from now on! Little brother, I like it. It's my fourth brother! ”

I suddenly sneezed. The emperor was about to grab the slippery thing with his eyes. The Emperor looked fixedly. It turned out that another child was in a hurry and a sneeze came out.

The Emperor smiled. The emperor didn't dare to move either. I had to watch and deliver the baby for me. I carried my eldest son in my arms on my left side, and delivered my youngest son in my right hand.

"Wow, wow, wow......" The younger son cried successfully, and the eldest son cried too.

"Wow Wow Wow ......"

Emperor Kangxi saw me holding two elder brothers in my arms.

The emperor was embarrassed and said, "Oh, it's too much! And much more! ”

I said casually: "I said earlier that our family is poor. Then you give three times. Triple the benefits. You're about to send it down. Rory is rambling, it's useless to say something. ”

The emperor smiled: "There are many benefits." You and your child should lie down under the covers first. ”

The Emperor put me down. I crawled back under the covers on my own. The emperor has accompanied my mother and son. The emperor thought a lot.

The emperor finally said: "Concubine Yu, I have crowned you as ...... The concubine is fine. Red you are happy. It will be regenerated next year! Aha......"

I said to the emperor, "I want a palace for myself." I'm the boss and I live alone. ”

The emperor shook his head dissatisfied: "Hurry up and go back to the palace with me!" ”

I said simply, "I'm not used to living in your house." I'm used to it, I'm not going back. The son will not give it to you either. ”

The emperor begged: "I will make you the queen!" You're going back with me now? ”

I laughed, and I didn't lose my temper.

I cheekily bargained with the emperor, and everyone outside was stunned.

My cousin and second aunt accompanied me into the palace. But the second aunt and cousin were very happy.

Kangxi actually didn't expect this kind of thing to happen.

More than seven months later

My two sons have grown up safely. The emperor was very happy, and indeed made me the imperial concubine first. and made a decree proclaimed to the world.

My growing village was a sensation. That is to become Phoenix Village.

Late in the middle of the night in the Northeast Forest.

I, Su Tamtam, my grandfather, my second uncle, and my aunt, the four of us, appeared in the big forest. We chose a small open space and lit a campfire. We decided to cook some porridge and eat it, and when we were done, we fell to the ground and went to sleep. It turned out that the four of us were bold and brave with our high arts, and we were not afraid of this dense forest at all.

It's not easy for me to ram Su. I still have two ten-month-old sons in my belly. But I'm still strong, and it's easy to walk like a fly.

Ten minutes later

We each ate a bowl of rice and turnip strips. We've got our fill.

With a wave of my hand, I cleared the nearby trees and freed up a 12,000-square-meter vacant lot.

Suddenly, a strange woman stared at us from a distance. I easily killed the woman with a flick of my fingers. Unexpectedly, it was not a human, but an adult female fox. After the fox died, my family and I felt much more at ease. I took a torch and went over. I caught the fox and roasted it for my family to eat.

Thankfully, I did. It turned out that there was a miasma in this forest, and the four of us had been poisoned. I started to get dizzy and had a feeling of vomiting.

But the fox had been living in the forest, so the fox was not affected in the slightest. The four of us actually detoxified after eating fox meat. We immediately felt refreshed.

I built a mud house compound on a vacant lot. There are 10 rooms in our house. The four of us picked our own rooms and slept hastily.

The next day dawned.

Six o'clock

In Kangxi's harem, a little-known Yue Chang was happy news spread. However, there is news that Yue is hiding in the bullying of the monarch, nonsense, there is no joy at all, it is purely Yue Chang is crazy and nonsense.

Both rumors spread. Naturally, there are boring concubines who go to visit Yue Chang. I saw that Yue Changzai was still sleeping.

When many people walked into her room, Yue Changzai just turned over and ignored others.

The two female doctors used to check Yue Changzai's pulse, but Yue Changzai did not cooperate. However, it was concluded that Yue Changzai did not have a happy pulse at all.

As for the rumors, it wasn't Yue Chang who spread them on his own. It's a few palace maids talking nonsense. Everyone didn't bother to pay attention to Yue Changzai, and they all left soon.

It is so rumored that Yue Chang played the board at the beginning of her pregnancy. Naturally, he also did hard labor for the degraded Xin Zheku.

I played this Yue Chang here.

I didn't expect the emperor to come over in person. Naturally, I quickly jumped out of bed and ran to the corridor outside the Changchun Palace to bow down.

The emperor stepped forward quickly, and the emperor in his twenties asked with concern, "I heard that someone said that you are happy?" Someone else said you didn't? Is there any? What do you think of it yourself? ”

I looked up at the emperor and said calmly: "Your Majesty, the concubine has seen an illusion. Oops, I can't tell the difference. It's just that the phantom of a child seems to flash in front of his eyes. Maybe someone else happened to see it, so they dared to shout loudly. ”

When the emperor heard this, he was slightly surprised.

I said again: "Your Majesty, the other palace maids are just frightened. I wasn't particularly happy, so I hurriedly went to the official to tell him. I just happened to see something. ”

The Emperor lifted me up.

I was lazy and weak and stood.

The emperor was very powerful, and sure enough, he told me that I was dizzy. The emperor immediately decreed: "Call the imperial doctor to come and take a look at her!" ”

I took the opportunity to say to the emperor: "Your Majesty, these days are still so short, maybe you can't see it." The concubine is really worried. How many pairs of jealous concubines looked at the concubines, and the concubines didn't dare to see people. ”

The emperor said with concern: "You are so ruthless! Go back to sleep! I went to see the sick Qi nobles. ”

I stepped aside. It means that I won't stop the emperor anymore. But the emperor didn't worry about me. The Emperor himself helped me into my house. I climbed the bed and got under the covers.

The emperor sniffed it and felt that it smelled of children's milk. Kangxi smiled and personally made the quilt for me.

I took the opportunity to sit in the bed and said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, the concubines also know that they are soft-spoken. But the usual food and clothing are too poor. How can this be a human life? ”

"Change! Immediately adjusted it for you. It won't make you hungry! I won't let you freeze. The Emperor laughed.

I said again: "Your Majesty, the concubine wants to eat some snacks and fruits, can you eat them every day?" ”

"Absolutely. Your food will give your concubine's food treatment. I don't treat you badly! I'm sorry for your little concubine. I won't be sorry for you. Well, let's get some rest. Don't catch a cold. "The Emperor was extremely patient and gentle in reassuring me.

I just lay down, and I finally said, "Your Majesty, the concubines have not enjoyed the blessings. Concubines are also very timid and afraid. Too many people come to find concubines, and concubines really can't afford to entertain! ”

The emperor smiled and nodded, "Okay, you can rest in peace, no one will disturb you." Hey, you're really good at making demands. If you don't give birth to a little brother for me, you're sorry for me. Hehehe. ”

I finally added: "But the emperor, the concubines were once favored, and I don't know how many people are jealous." The concubine is very worried about her situation! ”

"You sleep yours! Sick of it! "The Emperor smacked me on the head. I was so frightened that I quickly closed my eyes and went to sleep.

The Emperor watched in my room for a while, and soon came to a conclusion.

That is, my house is too dirty, the floor is not swept, the walls are dirty, and the tables, stools, closets, and drawers in my room are all in a mess.

The emperor was upset and walked out with a frown.

After leaving the Changchun Palace, the emperor said to the seven fathers-in-law on the left and right: "Oh, why is her house so dirty, why is it smelly and messy?" ”

A little father-in-law took the lead in answering: "Your Majesty, there are children in the family like this!" ”

When the emperor heard this, he really felt that it made sense. The Emperor's exasperated expression dissipated a lot. The Emperor sighed.

The little father-in-law continued: "And it doesn't look like one child, but several." Oops, what a mess the house, all the places that should be messed up. The house was dirty, and I didn't bother to clean up anything. It's really lazy. ”

When many husbands heard this, they also felt that it made sense, and said in unison: "Yes, yes, oops, maybe it's twins." Oops, it's really messy inside, this person is also able to toss. ”

Gonggong Li said: "Your Majesty, the mirror of the dresser that the slave just paid attention to, oops, I can't wipe it, it's dirty." The so-called women like to look in the mirror, oops, the mirror has accumulated dust casually. And the hair comb, oops, the hair in the hair comb is not cleaned, it's really dirty. ”

Zhao Gonggong said with a smile; The old slave paid attention to the open drawer. Oops, there's a mess in every drawer inside. There was dirt, there were stones, and there were a lot of leaves. It's weird. And it seems that the wood and furniture in the house are all in tatters. I don't know if this Yue Chang made it himself. ”

When the emperor heard this, he laughed.

The emperor was full of heart and said, "This must be a child." What a toss. Oh, I'm even more naughty than when I was a kid. ”

Gonggong Yuan said honestly: "Your Majesty, you liked to be tidy when you were a child. There is no mess in the corners of the house. Oh, this kid doesn't have a temper like you at all. Probably like Yue Changzai. ”

"Aha......" The father-in-law and grandmother beside the emperor laughed.

The emperor walked and went to the palace of the queen mother to say goodbye.

As a result, the queen mother was loudly reprimanding the more than 40 servants in the Cining Palace.

"Who plucked the hair of the mourners?" The Queen Mother asked in a loud voice.

The Emperor walked in stunned. It's almost impossible.

Unexpectedly, the Queen Mother rebuked loudly: "Who poured out all the things in the mourning jewelry box and spilled them on the ground?" This thing is scattered all over the ground! Who did this to you? ”

The emperor hurried in to visit the Queen Mother. In between, the queen mother lived in a small green quilt and lost her temper without grooming and dressing up.

The emperor saw with his own eyes that the tables and chairs in the Empress Dowager's palace seemed to be messed up, and there were still a lot of earth, leaves, and flowers on the carpet. Also, the Queen Mother is really bald on her head.

Kangxi almost burst out laughing. But bowed his head and held back.

The Queen Mother suddenly reproached the emperor: "This is the bad thing you gave birth to?" Why did you run to the mourning house to make trouble? The mourning family took a look at it, there are several, where did the wild children come from? Yes? ”

The emperor knelt down and asked Andao: "If you go back to the emperor's mother, the child is still young, so it won't be." Eighty percent of them have recruited night owls. The night owl came into the house and made trouble. If it's not good, it's a rat infest! ”

The Empress Dowager suddenly opened the small quilt, and the Emperor looked up to see that the Empress Dowager's red pajamas were all stained with dirty soil. The Queen Mother still has dirt on her neck.

The emperor was taken aback and froze.

The Empress Dowager was angry and said to the emperor: "What the hell is going on? Examine! Check it out for the mourners! Who would dare to do this to the mourners? The mourning family is getting older. Did you toss yourself like this? The servants who serve the mourning family, do they dare to make such a mess in partnership? Emperor, the palace is evil! ”

The emperor had no choice but to agree: "Erchen knows." Then the sons and daughters went to rebuke all the children. I don't know if it was a good thing done by those seven children. ”

After saying that, the emperor stood up and left.

The emperor soon came to the Elder Brother's Office. The two elder brothers, the eldest brother and the second elder brother, all got up over the age of four. The five little princesses under the age of four below seem to be sleeping quite peacefully.

The emperor was strange. These two elder brothers don't look like they just ran out and went to Cining Palace to make trouble. These two elder brothers look very well-behaved.

The emperor said to the left and right: "Can a child who has not yet been born really be able to make trouble like this?" Is it possible? ”

Many father-in-law's palace maids said: "Yes! Yes! It's really possible! Possibly! It's not the kids here, the kids are very well-behaved! It should be a good thing done by other children! Don't wronged us for being a good boy here. ”

The emperor once again went to Changchun Palace.

Well, the emperor heard the noise of ping-pong at the door. There were even tables and chairs, stools, and stools that were moving and clanging. There is also a chaotic noise of opening and closing the drawer again.

The emperor was surprised, and under the protection of many fathers-in-law and grandmothers, he approached the source of the sound, and that was Yue Chang in the room. The emperor pushed open the door and looked inside, and at first glance there seemed to be many apparitions of children in the room. And there are so many that more than 40 square meters of bedrooms are crowded.

The Emperor exclaimed, "Huh? ”

The Emperor looked more closely, and the room was no longer foggy and dark. It became bright all of a sudden. The child's apparition vanished.

The emperor stared wide-eyed at the bed, and Yue Changzai, who was asleep on his back, was snoring very unceremoniously.

The emperor seemed to see Yue Chang in his stomach, as if there was a movement in his stomach.

The emperor saw it with his own eyes and had to believe it. The emperor closed the door and exited to Changchun Palace.

Gonggong Yuan was the first to say nervously: "Your Majesty, there are too many children. The minions just swept with their eyes, and there were about sixty or seventy of them! ”

"Yes ! Yes! There really is! There really is! There are dozens of them! Fifty or sixty! Oops, the house is crowded, crowded! Oh, it's hard for this mother to eat pastries and fruits. She's going to use it to coax the child to eat, too. Oh, no wonder. ”

The emperor's father-in-law and grandmother said.

The emperor smiled and hurriedly walked back to the south study of the imperial study.

As a result, I got my wish and got the best fetal treatment since Kangxi ascended the throne. Not only has the food and clothing been improved, but the room I live in has expanded a lot.

I moved to the main hall of Jingyang Palace. In the middle of the main hall is a large living room, on the left is a small bedroom, on the right is a large bedroom, and this main hall is a large single room connected together. It's much more spacious to live in.

Kangxi is very smart and knows how to make his children happy. So I specially appreciated a lot of children's toys, as well as clothes, diapers, pens, ink, paper, inkstones, books and so on. Even the musical instrument chessboard was also appreciated.

In order to protect me and ensure the smooth birth of my child, the emperor immediately ordered the Tai Hospital to form the best royal team to serve the pregnant concubine and nourish her body. A total of 11 imperial doctors came together to serve my Yuechang in this birth.

In order to care about me, the Queen Mother ordered me to go to the Queen Mother to say goodbye sooner or later. In the past, I was a little constant, and I was not qualified to go to the Queen Mother to say goodbye. This time, the Queen Mother lifted me. Naturally, I feel very, very decent, honorable.

The next half month

I've become much more obedient and well-behaved. I'm pregnant, though. But in addition to being lazy and gluttonous, I'm actually too lazy to run around. Emperor Kangxi woke up from his dream. He still remembered the dream he had just had.

It turned out to be Yue Changzai, who had just been pampered by the emperor a month ago, and had a child. And the child is quite naughty. Yue Changzai is domineering, and the baby has become very fierce and domineering. Because there are many concubines who don't do their best to provoke Yue Chang.

Therefore, Yue Chang is very dangerous. The emperor immediately arranged Yue Chang in the courtyard next to the Cining Palace, where the concubines could not approach. This yard is called the Quail Garden.

After the quail garden, the emperor gave me Yue Chang to live in.

After a long ten months

Autumn rainy night.

The Emperor finally received good news.

"Your Majesty, Yue Chang of the Quail Garden is living up to his mission, and sure enough, he has just given birth to a total of five little brother of the dragon seed!"

A guard came in in the rain and told the emperor.

"Huh? Five of them? Oops, I really didn't expect it! So much! It's raining again......" said the Emperor as he sat down in his chair, "Well, I'll visit you tomorrow." Too late! I'm still busy. ”

The little guard said, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, there are a lot of things missing over there. The minion can't wait. ”

"Huh? Make it up! Make it up! Lack of anything? Oh, my child is poor. I'd better go check it out. The emperor put down his pen, put on his cloak to protect himself from the rain, put on his hat, and was escorted by fourteen fathers-in-law to the quail garden.

Suddenly, halfway through, someone suddenly shouted that the emperor had pounced.

The guard wasn't a vegetarian either. Five or six guards rushed up and quickly pushed the little palace maid who rushed out to the ground.

"Your Majesty! I am...... I'm Yue Changzai! I cheekily knelt on the ground and said quickly.

The emperor was surprised, and turned his head to see that I had raised my chin for the guard. When the emperor saw it, it was really me, a wonderful woman.

I closed my eyes because it was raining heavily.

I justified myself and said: "Your Majesty, the concubines are soft-spoken, and they dare not let the emperor come to visit in the rain. Your Majesty, let's talk about it when the rain stops! ”

When Kangxi heard it, he was really satisfied with me.

The emperor nodded, I'm sure I'll be fine. I'm still brushing you to be strong, and I'll support the guards and follow the emperor back to the south study. But there was a palace maid blocking the way outside the south study. The emperor was displeased.

I didn't say anything. Because I don't know why.

As a result, the palace maid insisted that a sister was going to die of illness, and begged the emperor to visit. also said that this sister is Yunyun, the daughter of a big official.

The emperor looked at me, and I said smartly: "Your Majesty, the concubines don't dare to take it." Is this palace maid a fart? ”

When the emperor heard this, he understood, and the emperor said, "Slut! Get lost! ”

After I left the emperor, I said: "Your Majesty, this palace maid is very courageous, she does her own thing, and she has no palace rules, and this little life cannot be saved." But the concubine is strange, how did she meet the emperor when she was familiar with the house? Dressed gorgeously, greased and powdered, the superior palace maid is not, the inferior palace maid should be, the crime deserves death! ”

The emperor praised me and said, "Every day, there are many palace maids who jump out to hook up with me. I'm annoyed. That's what you say? ”

I said lightly, "Come on, strip her naked!" Beat with a whip! Parade through the streets!! The concubine has a very good set of dealing with shameless villains! ”

The emperor hesitated: "Does it have to be like this?" ”

I explained: "The emperor also said just now, the palace maid jumped out to hook up with the emperor, and the emperor was annoyed. It can be seen that it is already very serious. It is necessary to make an example of a hundred. Otherwise, these people with a heart will have the courage to jump out and hook up with the emperor. They just think that there is only good anyway, and there is no harm. Isn't it even more lawless and arrogant? ”

I said again: "Your Majesty, the palace is here, and you are ignoring the palace." There is only one man in his eyes, the emperor, with that, damn it!"

When Emperor Kangxi heard this, he listened to it somewhat. The Emperor came to me. He gave me a slap in the face.

Then he commanded: "Then the palace maid will be killed!" I always treat everyone equally! Yue Chang is giving birth to a child! Advance one level! Yue Guiren! ”

I shook off the guards, and I said calmly: "The emperor means that the honor and disgrace of the concubine must be tied to her?" The death of the concubine, does she have to be buried with the nine clans? ”

After I finished speaking, I rushed over and reached out to pinch the emperor's neck. The guards knocked me over on the ground.

A smart concubine said: "Your Majesty, Yue Chang is committing a heinous crime with the intention of assassinating the emperor. Then that palace maid is naturally also guilty of the same crime. They are to be put to death together. Just now, it was the palace maid who dragged Yue Changzai, and now it is Yue Chang who is murdering the emperor and dragging down the palace maid. That's fair too. ”

Emperor Kangxi increased the amount and saw me bleeding. The Emperor came and helped me up. The emperor didn't expect me to slap the emperor in the face.

I'm just afraid that she is the first concubine in the harem.

I stood up and said coldly, "The emperor's decree has been issued, and I am tied to her life, death, honor and disgrace." I am now murdering the emperor and committing a capital crime. The emperor immediately put me to death with her! Don't be verbose! ”

When everyone heard this, they all knelt down and were stunned.

I sneered: "Why did the emperor personally disobey his holy decree and say nothing?" Ah, no, duplicity? ”

"The emperor spoke like a fart, and the concubines were not convinced. The emperor said that he would tie the lives of these two people together and put them to death. Your Majesty, please order them to be executed. A concubine said wittily.

I bent down and slapped the emperor in the face again. I said coldly, "Even if I die, she doesn't die." I'll slap you twice. Does she dare? When will she surpass my skills and prestige? Emperor, your proposition and logic are not smooth, how do you do the emperor? ”

The Emperor smiled, "I didn't think you were quite smart!" Well, I will forgive you the death penalty! Kill this slut now! ”

I flew up and kicked the emperor in the stomach. I scolded angrily: "Emperor Bo Qinglang, it is a trivial matter for you to fail me. Why fail your beloved? What do you do if you live up to it twice? ”

After saying that, I turned around and wanted to snatch the guard's knife and wipe my neck.

The emperor pounced to save the order.

I turned my head and sneered: "The dog palace maid forced to kill the concubine." He was convicted of a despicable crime. How do I see her nine clans living? Do you think I don't dare to be cruel to myself? I can't get up. ”

"Ten thousand broken corpses!" The emperor shouted angrily.

In this way, the palace maid was still proud just now, but the guards were really hacked to death. In this round, I narrowly won. Since I won, I am showing weakness.

I was aggrieved and said to the emperor: "Anyway, I have already been angry and hurt my vitality. Just kill a few more concubines in your harem. It is more cost-effective to pull it as a cushion back! ”

As soon as I finished speaking, one of the guards hit me hard, and I was knocked unconscious.

The concubine next to her, who had just knelt down to speak, looked at the dead palace maid behind her, and her eyes were full of hatred. Today's lesson tells the concubine that even if she is an inconspicuous palace maid, as long as she can charm the evil lord, she can be angry and force a concubine who has just given birth to death at any time.

I made such a fuss, which shows that lowly concubines have no weight in giving birth to children. The emperor actually pampered a foxy uterine girl even more? It looks like a joke, but it's not a joke.

The emperor asked the imperial physician to prescribe medicine for me, and as a result, I spent the next 35 days in a coma after taking medicine.

Fortunately, my five children are fine.

Of course, the emperor was stopped to go to the road, and the palace maid was recognized. It was the woman who was picked up by the emperor on the street and stayed by his side, and she has been with the emperor for five years. So on the last day of his death, he was dressed gorgeously and boldly, and he almost killed me, a concubine who had given birth to a child and fell out of favor.

But I, the disgraced concubine, was ruthless enough and calm enough to force the emperor to order the killing of the palace maid who had been favored by me for five years.

Then this incident has angered many concubines who have fallen out of favor for many years and have no children. Therefore, no matter who the harem maid is, whether she hooks up with the emperor or not, she will settle all the accounts. First of all, the first strategy is to beat it up and get out. The second strategy is to add to the crime and go to the cell as a prisoner. No matter which strategy is used, each of these big palace maids will end up worse and more pitiful than the other.

But I'm always here, and it's pitiful. After all, after giving birth to a child, it was raining in the heavy rain, and the emperor didn't contact him. The emperor actually attaches more importance to the favored and affectionate palace maids.

If the emperor hadn't forced me to have no way out, I was afraid that he wouldn't have killed this favored palace maid easily.

Inside the Ham Phuoc Palace.

Half in the morning

Hu Yingxiao said: "This is a matter of life and death, and the brave who meets on a narrow road wins, it must be the explosion of all strength and the last life and death line desperately compete for favor." Come and a woman, one uses a fox to confuse the master, and the other is bloody and wants to fight and kill. What a narrow victory. ”

Hu Yingxiao said: "This game is not easy. If it were me, I would simply ask the palace maid to pick up the bargain and play a prestige. I put up with it. Why do you want to be so miserable than yourself? It's also too shameless. It's pathetic. ”

Hu Yingxiao said: "It's better not to win than to win." Forget it if you lose! I almost drove myself to death! The emperor proves this? It's chilling! It's better not to upgrade this Yue Changzai. I don't know what the emperor is doing with that palace maid Dai Xiaowan? Even the name is demonic! ”

Ma Xiaorong often stomped her feet and said, "Isn't it!" Where did it come from, so Xiaowan? What a scheming! This Xiaowan is a beauty when she hears it. Sure enough, she hooked up with a man with her beauty! Even control men! Oops, it's good to be dead! Thank goodness for that! Yue Changzai has also done a good thing for us no matter what. I want to thank her. ”

Ma Xiaorong often continued: "But if I had encountered exactly the same thing, I would definitely admit it and be majestic!" The point is that her excuse for stopping the emperor is really bad! I guess she made it up on the fly! In order to coax the emperor to listen to himself, go with himself. It's simply intentional. ”

Ma Xiaorong often said: "Yue Chang is really here. If she doesn't go, won't she be able to see this terrible thing? Oops, how ugly. Just don't see it. It's just to wash your eyes! It's dirty! ”

Li Chunchun agreed: "Isn't it?" If it were me, I'd be a little bigger. I'm not going to have a confrontation with that palace maid head-on. You've even figured out what her name is? I'm too lazy to look it up. If the emperor treats me well, then it will be better. Almost, that's almost. As you see fit! Down! Why bother? It's not a good deal! ”

Li Chunchun agreed: "The heavy rain was drenching her, her stomach hurt, and she was still thinking about her child." Between life and death, I can't give up my own children. As for the emperor, he was cold. Eighty percent are forgotten. Oh, how angry is that? I heard that there should have been no conflict between the two of them before? ”

Li Chunchun agreed and said: "Could it be that the first time we met, we fought to this point?" Why? Why did you get angry with her? Isn't it just blocking the way? It's nothing, huh? Why kill her? It doesn't matter if the little palace maid is alive. There are so many competitors in the harem, there is not much more than her, and there is no less than her. What's the hurry? What a mistake. ”

Li Chunchun agreed and sneered: "It's that dragon fetus that it's not worth a few dollars." Why bother? Lost his identity in vain. Compare yourself with others. But the emperor is really chilling. This happened to me, and I can't imagine that I am the same as Yue Changzai. I'm also impulsive. ”

The concubine of Xianfu Palace, the lord of Xianfu Palace, didn't say anything in essence, just sighed and smiled.

Inside the quail park

The Emperor wandered around my bedside. The emperor was angry. Because the placenta in my stomach hasn't come out yet. I'm afraid my life is in danger. The emperor considered many aspects and did not dare and did not want me to die.

I opened my eyes and took the opportunity to disgust the emperor and said: "Your Majesty, the concubines are blessed with great lives, and the emperor is blessed, and there is nothing to do!" ”

The Emperor was astonished to see that I was clear-headed, and had no complaints. The emperor forgot about the unpleasantness.

The Emperor came over and touched my head. I noticed that I had dark spots on my face. How much did the emperor dislike it.

The emperor said honestly: "You don't have stretch marks on your stomach, why do you have spots on your face?" Really! How can this serve me? It's ugly! ”

I wrote lightly: "The concubine has the emperor's child on her belly, so she doesn't have stretch marks." On this face, the concubine also suffered her own retribution and deserved it. ”

When the emperor heard this, he laughed, and a lot of dissatisfaction in his heart dissipated a lot.

I said again: "Your Majesty, our children, are you all right?" ”

The emperor nodded and said, "Well, it's okay." Well. ”

The emperor beckoned the five grandmothers and brought all the five children to him.

As soon as these five children came to the emperor, it was okay not to look at it, but they were angry when they saw the emperor.

The emperor accused the eldest child and scolded: "You eat too much!" ”

The emperor reproached the youngest child and scolded: "Why do you eat so little? You're too small. Do you still want to live? You want to starve yourself. Do you want to come too? ”

I turned around, lazily and slowly said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, the concubine thinks that this fat and thin is related to sports." If you exercise more, you will lose weight. If you exercise less, you will naturally accumulate side fat. This is also a fat fat. Besides, the child's body is not opened, and the skin is a little tight! ”

A lot of people laughed, and a lot of people thanked me.

When the emperor heard this, he raised his foot to kick and beat his own child. But the five children are not in danger. The emperor didn't really kick the child.

I lazily said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, there is no trick to win. The concubine thought that the child's martial arts cultivation was higher. Besides, this warrior's move should be accurate! And absolutely! Your Majesty, you didn't do it! The concubine's child moved in silence. Be still in motion. There is no vain mess in the womb. ”

"Ahahahaha......" a lot of people laughed.

The emperor's anger really subsided a lot.

The emperor asked me, "This kid has a high level of martial arts attainment, so what about you?" How do you do that? ”

I replied slowly and tactfully: "The concubine is willing to gamble and lose, and sit and wait to die." The concubines were directly beaten day and night, and they didn't dare to move! ”

"Aha......"

Everyone and the emperor laughed.

I finally added: "The way for mother and son to get along is to be mother-in-law, and children are right." Mother endures the torment, anyway. Whether the child is head-attacked, punched and kicked, or turned over, the mother has to bear it. Also, when the child eats and the child sleeps, the mother has to pay attention to it. ”

When the emperor heard this, he was immediately satisfied. I coaxed the emperor to dispel his anger with a few words. That's what I'm capable of. The emperor is gone, and I am much more pleasing to the child.

In the blink of an eye, my child has been recuperating with me for two and a half months.

I was walking in the garden today with a crib in my arms. There are five children sitting in a crib lying down. My trick is called holding five children at the same time. I couldn't hold five kids in my hands. So I came up with the idea of putting five children in the crib so that I could pick them up at the same time.

It turns out that my child is only two and a half months old, and he is very good at raising it.

Sure enough, the concubines looked from a distance, not to mention how red they were up close. How many concubines and palace maids wish they had a little prince to hold.

It turned out to be tragic for me. Just show the Queen Mother and a group of people. I quickly knelt down.

The Empress Dowager walked up to me and accused: "The mourning family saw that you had just scolded the emperor, and the mourning family was too lazy to scold." What do you do? Can't you hug one? Do you have to hold five at the same time? You really can come up with a bad idea, huh? What should I do if I drop all the children? Can you afford it? That's risky! ”

I bowed my head and replied slowly, "Galeries Lafayette is right. What you said is too good. The concubine was humble and only thought of holding the child out to play...... The concubine herself thought of showing off. It's really ill-conceived. The concubine simply went back by herself and entrusted the child to Lafayette. ”

Lafayette was surprised, but looking at my child, he really liked it a little willingly.

A certain concubine who didn't have long eyes walked behind Lafayette and said nonsense: "Lafayette is on top." The daughter-in-law is the side of the prince of Fuquan, and the daughter-in-law thinks she is pure nonsense! For the sake of properness, the child should be handed over to the elder brother! She's a fart! Besides, it should be brought to a stable senior concubine! How is she special? It is clearly a deliberate mistake. should be punished. ”

I didn't politely reply sharply to this unkind side Fujin: "Are you raw?" How many are there? Did he bring it to you or to my brother? Has the prince decided? ”

When this side Fujin heard this, he choked. Speechless for a moment.

I continued to smile with her and said, "Although you claim to be your daughter-in-law, after all, you are a direct descendant of the Queen Mother......

"Smack!" The emperor was ruthless, and a stone hit me on the head. I shook it for a while and then threw myself on the instep of the Queen Mother.

"Oops!" The Queen Mother screamed in pain. My child was lifted up by the two grandmothers and carried away. I'm far away from the unreliable mother. I belong to the rookie-level concubine who is difficult to protect when the mud bodhisattva crosses the river.

But I'm also one of the, fools, fools.

The Emperor couldn't help but slap me on the back of the head with a stone. Can I not fall on the feet of the Queen Mother in pain?

"Carry it away! This woman is so nasty! Huang Eniang, you are frightened. You've suffered from her, too! Your feet ...... "Two guards came and quickly carried me away.

Everyone's eyes widened, and the Queen Mother's toes were upturned.

The Queen Mother's face turned pale, and she had a miserable expression of pain. The Queen Mother felt carried away by the four strong grandmothers. It's back to Cining Palace.

"Oops! Ah! O feet of mourning! This chin is knocked...... "The Queen Mother is lying softly next to the bed in the dormitory." The three fingers of the Queen Mother's left foot were swollen.

A grandmother cried, "Lafayette, there are still tooth marks here!" It's too ruthless. First, she smacks your toes on your chin. And then she bites you by the way! The heart is too dark! ”

When the Queen Mother heard this, she took the beat and cried. The Queen Mother cried: "I'm old, how can I still suffer like this?" If it weren't for the sake of her holding her grandson. Mourning for the family...... Oops......"

Emperor Kangxi forcibly held back a smile in the hall.

The emperor muttered, "Could it be that the five children knocked Lafayette's foot together?" Why is this mother and son so bold when they are together? What other bad things don't you dare to do? Obviously, he quarreled with that Fucha Fujin, why did he knock the queen mother's feet? Is this still accurate? No! I can't see it! ”

An old lady doctor laughed: "This is simply a trick to kill people with a knife." Use the noble status of the Queen Mother Lafayette to suppress that Fujin. Otherwise, the child's mother's family is all added up, and it is not as good as a little finger set of Fujin. The Yue family has no identity? Didn't you break your heart and take advantage of the Queen Mother? The Queen Mother is too wronged. ”