Chapter 125: Long eyes in the back of the head

Chapter 125: Long eyes in the back of the head

Then, after trying his best to endure it, he barely suppressed his cough, turned (shēn), and just wanted to speak, but unexpectedly, he coughed again, so he had to hurry to the table, took a sip of water, and finally calmed down a little.

He stood up again, pressed his ear to the wall of the cave, pressed his finger to his lips, motioned for the young lady not to speak, and listened with bated breath for a while.

Xiaohui didn't know what he wanted to do, so she pricked up her ears and listened, but she didn't hear anything except the crickets.

She Sheng nodded gloomily.

Walked to the table, sat down, and said to Xiaohui: "This evil obstacle is still asleep, wait for me to think of a perfect plan, and then make a plan." ”

At this moment, I suddenly heard a voice at the entrance of the cave.

She Sheng was startled, and immediately stood up (shēn) and ran out, the young lady stayed alone in the cave, feeling very scared, she wanted to go out with her, but when she saw that the cave was so deep, she was stunned again, so she had to sit there honestly, waiting for She Sheng to come back.

After a long time, She Sheng returned, and the god (qíng) was very depressed, and he said to Xiaohui, "I don't want to be here for a while, and the monster escapes." ”

When the young lady heard this, she was extremely disappointed, if this monster was not subdued, she would not be able to get rid of its entanglement

"But it's not a big deal," She Sheng said, "it will not go far, and the reason why it has not come to find your whereabouts may be due to a sudden disturbance. In that case, it's very likely that it will encounter other adversaries, so much better, so that I can join forces with them and defeat it in one fell swoop! ”

As soon as She Sheng said this, Xiaohui began to get nervous again.

She Sheng saw Xiaohui's god (qíng) and comforted her: "Miss, don't worry too much, with me She Sheng, you can relax your mind, the monster will not help you." ”

The young lady was still uncertain in her heart, and asked She Sheng: "Can She Sheng be so sure, but according to the slave maid, that monster seems to be invincible in the world——"

Hearing this, She Sheng looked up to the sky and laughed: "Hahaha, Xiaohui values it too much, don't say that he, even if he is a person with boundless mana, he is not invulnerable, and he also has his weak side, not to mention this monster." ”

As a result of forgetfulness, his tongue unconsciously spit out again, but fortunately the young lady didn't pay attention anymore, and She Sheng hurriedly turned (shēn) and withdrew his tongue.

After hearing this, Xiaohui became more and more puzzled, and she asked She Sheng: "You will say that it is a human being, and then call it a monster, so is he a human being or a good?" ”

Xiaohui looked at She Sheng as she spoke, feeling faintly uneasy in her heart, she felt that it was difficult to say whether this She Sheng was a human or a ghost, thinking of this, she was not (jìn) worried.

Hearing Xiaohui's question, for some reason, She Sheng's (qíng) Xu immediately lowered down and was silent for a long time.

When Xiaohui saw it, she was even more puzzled and wanted to ask, but she didn't dare.

After a while, She Sheng shook his head vigorously, as if trying to put the troublesome things away.

He picked up the water, took two sips slowly, and then said in a heavy tone, "Speaking of which, we are all human—"

After hearing this, Xiaohui couldn't help but look at the sacrifice again, and then looked around at the huge hole (xué), muttering in her heart, no wonder this place can be built into a living room, it turns out that he is a human being.

But how a man could come here, transformed from a human into a giant serpent, and what an unusual story there was in it, she was very anxious to know all this.

She Sheng looked up at Xiaohui, and there was a hint of deep veins (qíng) in his eyes, however,

But it's fleeting.

He shook his head again, sighed deeply, and stopped talking.

This aroused the young lady's curiosity even more, and she stared at She Sheng's mouth tightly, as if she wanted to pull something out of it.

She Sheng didn't fail to see Xiaohui's thoughts, and pondered for a long time before he spoke unhurriedly, and his tone was extraordinarily deep.

In Xia, we are actually good brothers with this monster (qíng) and siblings, we grew up in the same place, we often go to the mountains to play, we are all familiar with the grass and trees, sand and gravel on the mountain, and every inch of land here has left our footprints.

However, at that time, we (xìng) (qíng) were stubborn, fearless, not afraid of the sky, not afraid of the earth.

Do whatever you want, reach out and take what you see delicious, and grab it when you see a good-looking one.

It's really rampant in the township, harming one party.

Within a radius of dozens of miles, the two of us all hated it and gritted their teeth with hatred.

Our parents, brothers and sisters have advised us many times to educate us, but we finally turned a deaf ear to the wind, going in here and going out there.

Seeing this, they had no choice but to give up their persuasion and let us do whatever we wanted.

In this way, we are more and more fearless, and we are even more arrogant, God is the boss, I am the second.

In this area, whenever the two of us are mentioned, they all change color, and if they encounter the two of us, they will run away from them.

In this way, the arrogance of the two of us became more and more arrogant, and we felt that we were unrivaled under the (shēn) world.

Just when we were carried away and could not live forever, we did not know that the disaster was quietly approaching us (bī).

One day, when we were tearing down a fruit stall, driving away the vendors, and taking all the fruits away, we came to a big tree and began to eat (qíng) when an old man came up to us.

This old man seemed strange, because none of the people in this area dared to face us directly, but he did not, and walked straight to us.

This person wears his hair in a bun, and generally wears a flat mixed yuan hat or Nanhua scarf, and the bun is pinned with a wooden hairpin or hosta.

He was about sixty years old, and wore a blue robe embroidered with a green dragon and a wooden lotus crown on his head. It really looks like it's out of the world and fluttering (yù) fairy.

Just when we were in doubt, he approached us with a smile on his face, took out something like a fly brush from his sleeve, swept it into the air, and then said, "Poor Dao disturbed the two of you Yaxing, hug humble." ”

The two of us were eating happily, and we didn't want to talk to anyone, so we scolded them again and again: "Go, go, go, get out of the way, I'm too lazy to take care of you." ”

The Taoist not only did not leave, but sat down opposite us, playing the handle of the "brush" and singing:

Storytelling, singing, and persuading people, the three avenues go to the center. Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right way in the world is the vicissitudes of life.

"That's called a dust, not a brush," Mademoiselle corrected him.

She Sheng's face turned slightly red, and he said again and again: "Yes, yes, it's called dust." ”

The more the Taoist sang, the more addicted he became, and his voice became louder:

From the south to the north to the west and the east, it is always empty to see the floating life.

The sky is empty, the earth is empty, and life is in it.

If you think about it carefully from the beginning, it is in Nanke's dream.

If you don't believe it, but look at the peach and plum tree, the flowers can have a few (rì) red.

Zhirao became the minister, and returned to the soil after death.

(shēn) returns to the soil, the air follows the wind, and a naughty piece is wrapped in stinky pus.

Corruption is not as good as pigs and dogs, why not Xiang Zhigong at the beginning.

We were annoyed to hear it, first

It was Shousheng, he jumped up, picked up a pear and threw it at the Taoist, who would have thought that the Taoist was fast-eyed, not in a hurry, and didn't move, but just stretched out his hand slightly, and with a "snap", the pear fell into his palm.

The man was happy and said, "Thank you." ”

He put the pear in his mouth, took a bite, and said continuously: "It's so sweet, it's so sweet, I still want to eat it, and I want to reward the best one." ”

When Shousheng saw this, he first shook it for a moment, and then became angry again, this time, he leaned down (shēn) grabbed several in a row, turned (shēn) and threw them at the Taoist together, and scolded in his mouth: "I told you to eat, I told you to eat, I don't choke you to death!" ”

The Taoist did not panic, he still sat there steadily, and stretched out his hand, just like those people who were magicians and circus players in the bazaar, and at great speed, they took the pears that Shousheng threw over one by one, thanked them again, and ate them.

Shousheng couldn't bear it any longer, so he immediately ran over, raised his foot, and kicked towards the Taoist (shēn).

When the Taoist saw that his feet were kicking over, his body was deviant, Shousheng was defenseless, and he wanted to retract his feet, but who wanted to be unable to hold it, and happened to step on a pear placed by a Taoist priest on the ground, and Shousheng slammed his feet, and suddenly a big crotch was split - where had he practiced such kung fu, he only felt a sharp pain under the stall, and he snorted and fell to the ground.

When the Taoist saw this, he didn't pull him, but frowned and complained: "This villain is too ignorant and tramples my pears for no reason, it's a pity, it's a pity!" ”

As he spoke, he removed Shousheng's legs, picked up the remaining half of the pear, put it in his mouth and ate it, and said in surprise: "It's not completely broken, it's very sweet, it's very sweet!" ”

As he spoke, he sang again:

The red dust and white waves are boundless, and forbearance and softness are the magic formula,

In vain before his death, he held a pair of empty hands after death,

Joys and sorrows are noisy, and the rich and poor are busy.

Hugh has to compete to win, a hundred years of Hun is a drama field,

In an instant, a gong and drum stopped, and I don't know where my hometown is!

Shousheng struggled to get up, touched around, and finally found a stone, lifted it, and saw that when the Taoist was eating happily, he smashed it towards the head of the Taoist who was shaking his head!

My heart trembled, Shousheng is ruthless enough, this time I smashed it, there is still a good Taoist priest?

Who would have thought, the Taoist seemed to have a long eye in the back of his head, just when the big stone was about to fall on the top of his head, he moved his body (shēn) a little, just because Shousheng used too much force, he didn't hit it this time, but was taken forward by the stone, and fell headlong, "suddenly", fell to the ground, his hand did not let go in time, and the stone flew up again under his drive, impartially, and smashed on his own feet at once, so painful that he screamed "wow".

When the Taoist saw it, he laughed, stroked his beard and said, "This is really a lot of injustice, and you will kill yourself, and you will lift a stone to shoot yourself in the foot."

"Good people do good, from pleasure to fun, from the clear to the clear. The wicked do evil, from suffering to suffering, from the underworld to the underworld.

"There are gods three feet above the head, and good and evil deserve retribution.

Shousheng lay on the ground and said to me: "She Sheng, you don't know anything, you and I are two brothers, (qíng) siblings, now I am being bullied, you can sit idly by, it is really no (qíng) no righteousness!" ”

I was embarrassed by Shousheng's words, so I got up (shēn) and walked towards the Taoist, although I pretended not to care on the surface, but in fact I was very timid inside, and I shouted: "Dare to splash the way, dare to play my brother, it's really terrible, look how I clean you up!" ”