Chapter 3: The Weird Boss Lady
Lin Hao recalled that this boss was indeed a little weird, but he thought in turn that some people had strange temperaments and didn't like to talk to people. How did this become an excuse for this woman surnamed Tang?
"What do you mean? The boss has a weird temperament, and it becomes your excuse? I think this boss is normal. Lin Hao said unconvinced.
"Really? He had been drained of his yang energy and died more than a month earlier, and his grave was not far behind the hotel. Master Tang said as he observed Lin Hao's reaction.
Sure enough, Lin Hao's body shivered coldly, and Master Tang continued to scare Lin Hao: "His grave is in the wasteland behind this hotel, you can see it from the back window." As he spoke, he gestured to the back window.
She thought that these words would make Lin Hao faint to death, but unexpectedly, Lin Hao thought for a moment, and suddenly laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, Sister Tang, I dare to swagger and eat in this line without studying soul science or groping for professional knowledge." Let me tell you, although I, Lin Hao, am not talented, I also know that ghosts are invisible and intangible, that is to say, they are gas, and now you actually tell me that the boss is a ghost, I really laughed off my big teeth. Hahahaha. ”
He didn't pay attention to Master Tang's look at him, and smiled dryly to himself. Master Tang also pursed his lips and smiled, without explaining or refutating, only cooperating with Lin Hao and said, "Yes, what you said is right." ”
Then she changed the topic and asked, "Were you born in the Jiazi year, the month of the month, the day of the Jiazi?" ”
"What? What's what? Lin Hao put it away and laughed dryly.
"I mean to ask you, is your birthday the seventh day of the lunar month in 1984?"
Lin Hao was in a cold sweat, even more shocked than when he heard the ghost just now, and said hesitantly: "You...... How did you...... How do you know? You...... You've seen me...... Have you seen my ID card? As soon as I looked at his reaction, I knew that Master Tang was right, Lin Hao seemed to remember that he had not taken out his ID card, and he had not registered in the hotel.
I only heard Master Tang say again: "I not only know your date of birth, but also calculate your birth time, you came to this world at one o'clock in the middle of the night, am I right?" ”
"This ...... This ......"
Lin Hao was even more shocked and speechless, on this point, except for his own wife, even his relatives and neighbors did not know.
Master Tang put down the red thread in his hand and moved down in front of Lin Hao, who involuntarily took two steps back.
"Do you know why I let you live here?"
"For ...... Why? Lin Hao's voice was so small that he almost couldn't hear it clearly.
Master Tang stretched out his thumb and gently touched Lin Hao's Yin Hall, and said silently: "The three flowers gather at the top, the two dragons lock the beads, and the red light of the Yin Hall shines, it must be an extraordinary person." That's right, it's a good seedling of monasticism. ”
Her fingers were slender and beautiful, and her fingertips were warm and gentle, although Lin Hao felt uncomfortable, she didn't dodge, and listened to Master Tang's words carefully.
"Lin Hao, Jia is the head of the heavenly stem, Zi is the head of the earthly branch, representing the most yang to the strong, the year of Jiazi is 1984 AD, and then with the month of Jiazi and the day of Jiazi, the man born at this hour must be the most yang. The first time I saw you, you were different, your forehead was full of inspiration, and you were full of yang. ”
When he said this, Lin Hao felt beautiful in his heart, and he couldn't imagine that he would become half an immortal as soon as he was born, what kind of treatment this is. He said, "Master Tang, are you joking?" I...... I...... An ordinary ......"
"I'm not joking." Master Tang interrupted him, "Would you like to follow me?" ”
"What...... What do you mean? ”
If Master Tang had said this sentence just now, Lin Hao would have defined the correct words and ridiculed Master Tang, but now, with Master Tang's words, Lin Hao's thinking has undergone a 360-degree change.
Master Tang looked at Lin Hao in a daze, sneered, and said, "Didn't you suspect that I was a liar just now?" I don't think you will follow me, but it doesn't matter, sooner or later you will worship me as a teacher, and our master-apprentice relationship has been set up as early as when Pangu opened the world. ”
"I didn't ...... Not so exaggerated, right? The earth is a product of the Big Bang, and humans evolved from apes...... The knowledge I learned in elementary school really has Pangu to open up the world? Sister Tang, you're joking. Lin Hao's speech was a little twisted.
"Forget it, I won't tell you, I know you won't believe me." Master Tang said, "Also, you are indeed a few years younger than me, just call me Sister Xin, my name is Tang Tianxin." ”
"Oh."
"Okay, you go down to sleep, it's still the same sentence, wait for any movement outside, don't come out curiously to see, I can handle it alone."
After Tang Tianxin finished speaking, she continued her work, only to see that she took out a hammer from her burden and nailed the dozens of steel nails to the wall.
"Can I help you?" Lin Hao said, he didn't seem to have any intention of leaving.
"No need."
"Then I take the liberty of asking, is there really a devil here?"
"It's not a demon or a ghost, there's a monster here, and it's watching us secretly." Tang Tianxin didn't know if he was deliberately scaring Lin Hao, or if it was really something.
Lin Hao now felt uncomfortable all over his body, the bold words just now that he beat the ghost to the point that he couldn't be reborn had long been forgotten behind his head, he looked around the house, and he didn't see anything weird, so he smiled boldly: "Tang Da ......, Sister Xin, didn't you say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to become sperm?" ”
"It's not animals that become sperm, it's plants, the crooked neck willow tree in the backyard, suppresses the dragon's head, eats the dragon essence, occupies the right time and place, and every rainy weather will become a sperm and harm people." Tang Tianxin said this, and his hands didn't stop, Lin Hao saw that she had set seven seven hundred and forty-nine steel nails on the wall, and wound the red thread that she had just cut on each steel nail. When she finished, the steel nails and red threads formed a "net" on the wall.
"Dragon spirits? What is a dragon spirit. ”
As soon as the words fell, Lin Hao felt that this sentence was a little disrespectful.
At that moment, there was a burst of lightning that almost shattered the glass. Tang Tianxin stood up with a "whoosh", leaned on the back window and looked out the window, only to see the willow trees outside and the torrential rain did not stop.
"Lin Hao, it's coming, go back to the room quickly."
"I'm ......, okay." Lin Hao turned around to leave, but Tang Tianxin stopped him again: "Wait, you are holding this piece of Jade Guanyin, which I have opened the light to protect yourself from evil." As he spoke, Tang Tianxin untied the jade pendant around his neck and gave it to Lin Hao, which was made of a piece of fine jade and engraved into a statue of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Lin Hao said: "Thank you, Sister Xin." He looked at Jade Guanyin, gritted his teeth and said, "Otherwise, I will stay and help you, I must be a man." ”
"No, although you are strong, but the monster cannot be solved by strength, go back quickly, lock the door, and don't open the door if anyone calls it."
Seeing that Tang Tianxin didn't agree, Lin Hao had to go downstairs to his room. But the moment he opened the door, he was stunned, and his blood pressure suddenly increased, and the world was spinning.
Because the proprietress was making his bed, looking at him with a smile, her index finger still hooking and going. Seeing the proprietress dressing up at the moment, Lin Hao almost didn't throw it up.
Originally, the loose shirt was taken off, leaving only a bra, Zou Baba's chest fell like a weight in front of her stomach, she was wrapped in a miniskirt underneath, which could not cover her navel eyes, and her thighs could not be covered below, and a pair of blood-red high heels stared at her feet. She is already old and yellow, her skin is dry, which is unbearable, and the thick layer of fat powder on her face makes her smell smelly.
At this moment, she was sitting on Lin Hao's bed scratching her head and posing, just like a dominatrix estrus, which was not only terrifying, but also disgusting. In Lin Hao's opinion, she is not as beautiful as a sow.
"Hostess, you...... What are you doing? ”
"I'll send you a night bucket, and by the way, I'll send a beauty to quench your thirst."
Taking advantage of Lin Hao's inattention, the proprietress got up coldly and grabbed Lin Hao's arm and pulled it, and closed the door by the way. Lin Hao, a big man, was actually pulled down in her arms.
Immediately, Lin Hao was like a toad that had fallen into a fire pit, jumping three feet high, pushing the proprietress the bed, taking a few steps back, and protecting his chest with both hands to prevent the proprietress from coming to arrest him again.
The proprietress covered her mouth and smiled coquettishly: "Such a big young man, he is still afraid of women?" Come on, come to bed, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold. As he spoke, he unbuttoned it.
Lin Hao hurriedly turned his head to the side, pointed to the door and said angrily: "Boss, please go out, I don't need anyone to accompany me tonight, besides, what if your husband sees it?" ”
"Hehe, you're a big man and you're still afraid of my bad old man? Come on, my little darling, you see you're not being honest down there. ”
She got up and wanted to pull Lin Hao again, Lin Hao saw this, and was about to run out of the door, but he didn't expect that although this boss lady was over half a hundred years old, she was as fast as the wind and blocked the door in front of him.
Lin Hao scolded secretly: "Get out." Grabbing the boss's arm and about to shake her off, but who knows how much force the proprietress is hiding, no matter how Lin Hao pulls her and drags her, she doesn't move.
Lin Hao was shocked in his heart, he once had the upper hand in three fierce men at school, and last year he chopped wood in the mountains with his friends and subdued a hungry wolf alone. But who would have thought that this seemingly weak old woman turned out to be a hidden master.
The proprietress was even more proud, hugged Lin Hao, and said with a smile: "I'll just say, how can there be a man who doesn't like to play with women." Come on, baby, let me kiss you. ”
She didn't care whether Lin Hao agreed or not, grabbed Lin Hao's hair and pulled it back, Lin Hao's entire mouth was exposed, and the proprietress took a long mouth, bared her yellow teeth, and slammed Lin Hao's mouth. Lin Hao suddenly felt the boss's incomparable bad breath, he was tightly clamped, as if he was tied by a steel bar, and he couldn't move at all, allowing the boss's smelly saliva to flow into his stomach.
He now finally understood how the women who had been raped felt before.
In the blink of an eye, Lin Hao's stomach turned upside down, his intestines began to cramp, he felt that something was overflowing in his stomach, but the proprietress was not disgusting, and she sucked it with relish.
"Oh no, this lady is not a human, she is a vampire." Lin Hao immediately understood.