Chapter 30: The Stone Statue Lives

The outsider is not Yin Xue, but Liang Daqiang. He saw Lin Hao slashing him with a sickle, his legs were weak, and he knelt in the snow with "poof": "Xiaohao, it's all my fault, I'm a bastard, you spare me." ”

Lin Hao was puzzled: "Qiangzi, what are you doing." ”

Liang Daqiang slapped himself eight or nine times left and right before explaining: "Xiaohao, I'm a bastard, I'm a brute, I'll ...... Miss Yang Rui Xiao Hao, if you were my brother, smash my face, don't kill me. ”

"Whoever is going to kill you, I treat you as Yinxue. Get up. ”

Lin Hao went to caress Liang Daqiang, but Liang Daqiang is like a cow, who can pull it up.

"No, Xiaohao, you must smash my face, as the saying goes, my friend's wife ...... Friend's wife...... Friend's wife...... What's going on......"

Liang Daqiang said and scratched his hair.

"You get up for me, just now we were all confused by the goblin of Yinxue, and our brains couldn't help ourselves, and if we did anything wrong, it wasn't out of our own intentions, so it was forgivable. Get up. ”

Liang Daqiang stood up slowly, but he didn't expect him to say in the first sentence: "Yes, yes, the brain doesn't work, it's all caused by that silver snow, aren't you also fascinated, get together with Uncle Wan's aunt, I see you ......"

"Shut up." Lin Hao shouted at the top of his voice. Liang Daqiang hurriedly covered his mouth.

Lin Hao couldn't help but look at Old Man Wan with a smile: "Uncle Wan, ...... just now Just now...... That ......, I ...... I...... Actually......"

Old man Wan didn't pay attention to Lin Hao, but looked at a table next to the middle hall in front of him, there was a blank piece of paper on it, something was written on the paper, Lin Hao picked it up and looked at it, it said: There is a way in heaven for you not to go, and there is no door for hell for you to enter.

"This must have been written by Yinxue." Lin Hao said, he looked at Old Man Wan, Old Man Wan was also looking at him with sharp eyes, Lin Hao shuddered, lowered his head and began to explain: "Uncle Wan, just now...... I really didn't have ...... just now I really didn't do anything to my aunt, I ...... I ......"

Old man Wan stiffened his face without a trace of expression: "Have you seen anything tattooed on her body?" ”

"No, no, I didn't see anything, and my aunt didn't have time to take it off at all...... Undressed, I was sober. ”

Liang Daqiang also laughed on the side: "Yes, Uncle Wan, this ...... This is all Yinxue's ghost, besides, Xiao Hao is only in her early twenties, and her aunt is in her sixties and seventies. ”

"Hadron, shut your beak, what nonsense?"

Old Man Wan's face softened a lot: "Forget it, young man, this is all the ghost of that female goblin, we have to find her as soon as possible." ”

"Yes, yes, what Uncle Wan said makes sense." Lin Hao saw that Old Man Wan was no longer pursuing it, and his heart was much more relaxed.

He looked around and said, "Uncle Wan, Qiangzi, let's take a look around and see if there is any cellar or something, Yinxue may be hiding in it, she can't escape in such a short time, there are no footprints on the ground where she escaped." ”

"Okay, let's look around."

"Remember, the three of us must be together and not separated, this female demon is very powerful, and she will be killed if separated."

"Okay, got it." Liang Daqiang replied.

"By the way, why can't Yang Rui come over? She couldn't be in danger, could she? I'll have to take a look. ”

"Don't look at it," Liang Daqiang stopped Lin Hao, "When I came just now, I asked my aunt to take Yang Rui to her house temporarily." ”

As soon as Lin Hao thought of Yang Rui being alone, he became worried, in case Yinxue went to harm her, where would the old woman resist it.

"No, I'll take a look at Yang Rui. I'm going to keep her with us all the time. ”

"Oh, it's okay, with my wife protecting her, you can rest assured." Old Man Wan also stopped Lin Hao.

At this moment, Liang Daqiang pointed to the road outside and said, "Look, who is coming to us?" ”

There was no courtyard wall in this courtyard, just a simple fence made of firewood, and when I looked out of the fence, I could clearly see a tall figure walking towards the house in the thick snow.

The man was stiff and walked slowly, but his steps were very large, and he seemed to be holding something in his hands and carrying something on his back. When you get closer, you can see that he is wearing a military hat on his head, and he seems to be wearing a military uniform, and when he gets closer, you can see that he is holding a "steel gun" in his hand.

The three of them even trembled in their breathing, Lin Hao could feel the invisible killing intent getting stronger and stronger as this person walked in, Liang Daqiang claimed that he was not afraid of heaven and earth, and his legs trembled at this time.

"Xiao Hao, it's ...... It...... Really came alive. Liang Daqiang couldn't help but retreat.

"Mom, how can this be, how can this be, how can it move? How can it move? Old man Wan also retreated into the house.

Liang Daqiang said: "Xiao Hao, you are right, it walked into the cave by itself. ”

"Come in, bolt the door." Lin Hao took the lead in running to the house, and when the two of them came in, they immediately bolted the door of the house, and Liang Daqiang moved a chair and pressed against the door.

Where is the person from outside, it is the stone statue at the entrance of the village, the statue of the anti-Japanese hero Liu Dayong. It really came to life, it walked to the alley, turned a corner, and walked straight towards Jiang Lao Liu's yard.

"Xiao Hao, it's ...... Is it coming for us? Liang Daqiang asked Lin Hao with wide eyes.

"I don't know, Uncle Wan, Uncle Wan......"

Old man Wan kept looking out from the crack in the door, his expression was flustered, his brain was messy, Lin Hao shouted twice before he reacted: "Hey! Ay! What's wrong? ”

"Are there ink fountains and glutinous rice here?"

"To ...... What do you want all this for? ”

"That's a zombie out there, I'm going to use this against it."

Liang Daqiang shook Lin Hao's shoulder: "Xiao Hao, isn't that a stone statue?" How did you become a zombie? ”

"yes, yes, he's not a zombie, he's supposed to be a monster."

"Xiao Hao, have you and your Tang Tianxin master learned any spells?"

Old man Wan was surprised: "Comrade policeman, do you know how to spell?" ”

Lin Hao grabbed his hair and said, "I've only seen her use a formation of the Seven Sons Soul Chasing Net, and the others have a Tai Chi Bagua Diagram, which is composed of charcoal and lime, but there is no lime here." ”

When he was in a panic, Lin Hao suddenly found that there was a complete stove on the stove, and immediately remembered a spell, called "Fu's Invitation Divine Technique", the method is very simple, put any sculpture or portrait of a god and Buddha, let it sit north to south, drop a drop of blood on the eyebrow seal of the portrait, light five incense, kneel on the ground respectfully and kowtow three times, and then recite some incantations, and the gods you invite will come to life for you to drive.

This spell was also learned by Lin Hao in his messy books, which said that this was also the magic of Tiandemen's town faction, which was created by a master surnamed Fu in Tiandemen during the Tang Dynasty, hence the name: "Fu's Please Divine Technique".

"Such a good magic skill, why didn't I use it earlier?" Lin Hao was overjoyed.

"Qiangzi, you and Uncle Wan are staring at it, I'll go and ask God."

"What...... What......"

Lin Hao ignored the two, ran to the stove, knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times to the stove king, after kowtowing, he found that he had missed two links, and secretly screamed "Oops", and actually forgot about burning incense and blood.

He grabbed the scissors on the kang and stabbed his fingers, and put the blood on the eyebrows of the stove prince, the stove prince looked at Lin Hao silently and quietly looked at Lin Hao to wipe blood on his face, Lin Hao felt that this was a bit disrespectful to the gods, so he bowed deeply again, and said in his mouth: "Lord Stove, Lord Stove, you must show your spirit today, we are entangled by evil ghosts, the world is dark, the wicked are in charge, the good people suffer, the rooster lays eggs, the hen crows, the ghost crawls out of the grave, the dummy wanders on the street, the little lotus ditch is going to be a big mess, you must be in charge." ”

After speaking, he bowed again, and when he was about to burn incense, he found that there was no incense in this room at all, which made Lin Hao anxious.

Old Man Wan turned around and said, "Don't look for it, the statue will stand still in front of the door." Maybe he didn't come to embarrass us, he was an anti-Japanese hero, standing at the entrance of the village for decades, and the villagers also admired him very much, maybe he came to help us fight the female goblin. ”

Lin Hao patted his head: "Yes, yes, we only think about the worst, how can the national anti-Japanese heroes become bad guys?" ”

Liang Daqiang also said happily: "Yes, yes, it's here to help us." I'll open the door and let him in. ”

As soon as the words fell, the door of the house was kicked twice from the outside, and the three of them froze again, staring at the door motionless.

Outside, the statue kicked the door again, the bolt creaked, the dust fell, and the window panes shook.

Lin Hao shouted, "Fart help us, it's here to kill us." ”

Old Man Wan exclaimed: "If it kicks again, the door will be broken." ”

Liang Daqiang took out his mobile phone and hurriedly dialed the number: "Call the police, call the police, if you don't call the police now, we will die in the hands of this stone." ”

Old man Wan couldn't cry or laugh: "Comrade, aren't you just a policeman?" ”

"Fake, I'm fake."

"What?"

couldn't find incense, Lin Hao could only use chopsticks to make up the numbers, which was the same as burning newspapers on the grave, one fooled the gods and the other fooled the ghosts.

He lit five chopsticks, inserted them in the incense burner, and then made three rings, and then his face turned red: "What's the spell, what do you say about the first sentence, I'll go, I usually remember that the melon is ripe, what's wrong with me now......"

Liang Daqiang: "Hey, 110?" I'm going to call the police, someone wants to kill me,......, I'm ,......, a statue in Xiaolianzigou now, comrade policeman, there is a statue of an anti-Japanese hero just downhill at the entrance of Xiaolianzigou Village, you know, it's alive, want to kill me,......, please believe me, what I said is true, I didn't tease the police,......, it's really a statue, hey, hey, don't hang it. ”

"Comrade police, comrade police." Old Man Wan looked out through the crack in the door and called Lin Hao, "Come and see, what is he doing?" ”

Lin Hao wiped the sweat on his face, ran over and looked out through the crack in the door, only to see the statue kneeling on one knee, his "steel gun" in his hand, pinching a little snow from the ground, rubbing it on the chamber, pinching a little snow, and then wiping the chamber again, and kept doing this action.

"What is it doing, running here to wipe its gun?" Liang Daqiang asked suspiciously.

"It'...... It...... It's not wiping the gun, it's in ...... It was supposed to be in the process of reloading the gun. Lin Hao's random speculation.

"Make no mistake, its gun is also carved from stone, and it has bullets." Liang Daqiang said.

"And what is he doing?"

The statue raised its head, dragged its stiff body and slowly stood up, skillfully raising its steel gun and pointing it at the door.

Lin Hao was shocked and shouted, "Get down." Lightning-like pulled Liang Daqiang and Old Man Wan to lie on the ground.

"Bang"! The gun went off.

The bolt of the door snapped, sawdust splashed, a large hole exploded in the door, and the statue pushed open the door, stepping over the threshold, it was more than two meters high, standing in front of the three of them like a god.

It has a pair of glasses painted on its eyes and a mustache drawn under its nose, and it looks very funny, funny and terrifying.

There are also a few big words on the steel knife behind it, "Luo Xiaowan came here for a visit".