I added, "The crown prince is very noble and is the hope of the emperor. Immediately send someone to inform the concubines, concubines, queen mothers, and their families, so that they can be ready at any time to give red envelopes to the prince. So that the prince's waist bag can be bulging. ”

"Oh, the slaves know what to do." Mama Deng said happily.

I finally smiled and said, "The reminder I should have given has been given, you should do it immediately." It's just the little things that usually serve me, and it doesn't matter at all. But you will have to do these things for the rest of your life. This is important. ”

"Oh, the slaves and maids understand. I totally understood. More than 40 people said happily and proudly in unison.

I smiled and said, "Get busy, it's all for the prince, everyone knows the point, let's get busy, let's do things." ”

"Wow." The people in my palace are so happy.

The crown prince is really a lucky star, and I have finally become smarter, and the emperor looks at me very well.

Today is the day of the prince's one year, eleven months, and fourteen days. In sixteen days, the prince will be two years old.

The emperor was a little worried about extravagance. They came to my house in the evening, and they expressed their dissatisfaction to some extent.

Eight 16 a.m

The Emperor and I were alone in the bedroom.

The emperor stood beside the bed, unhappy and condescending, and asked, "Are you a money bag?" I can't get my money in or out, you want to drive me crazy? You are presumptuous. If I hadn't estimated your face, I would have dealt with you strictly in the morning. ”

I was witty and said wisely: "The concubine used the name of the crown prince to make the emperor's pockets bulge up the emperor, and you are too good at lying." ”

The Emperor laughed, and sure enough, he was just scaring me. He sat down and said to me, "You have given birth to another little brother, I feel like it will cost money." You gave birth to a hundred million elder brothers, and the people of the whole country scolded you, and it cost you money to give birth to a son. The common people scolded like this. If you don't reflect, why did you give birth to a son again? Can't you have a daughter? ”

I said wisely: "It's not the emperor's decision for a concubine to have a son." Why did the emperor come to ask his concubines instead? Blame the concubine? ”

The emperor laughed when he heard this. The Emperor sat down, and something happened, and it turned out that a piece of wood bulged out next to my bed, and pierced the Emperor's buttocks. The emperor bled out. I immediately got up, I stood behind the emperor, and quickly pulled the emperor to the right, and the emperor naturally cried out in pain.

The emperor was yelling and screaming, so frightened that the father-in-law came in, and sure enough, he didn't beat and scolded me.

I was very clever and witty and said: "The emperor needs to be confined and bedridden. ”

The fathers-in-law saw that the emperor was stabbed in the buttocks, but they were distressed. In this way, the emperor hurried to heal his wounds in my bed. The emperor cried, but cried out in pain.

Forty-five minutes later

The doctor complimented me, thinking that I was very quick to react and did the right thing.

Doctor Hu said: "Fortunately, Niangniang is witty and reacts correctly. The slender piece of wood pierced the emperor's buttocks, and the emperor would only move, and the natural wound would tear open and crack, and the consequences would be unimaginable. Niangniang was so witty that she simply pulled out the long thorn of the emperor's buttocks. That's fine. There was more blood left over the years, but the wound was fixed, and there was no second injury because of the emperor's turmoil. And for the sake of face, the emperor should be important to pull out the long thorns of the wood chips, otherwise what will it become. Then it becomes the skewered meat inside the skewers. How pitiful the emperor is. Although the emperor suffered, it was better to have a long pain than a short pain. And the mother is skillful and has a sense of proportion, and the emperor's wound is not too big. The mother is amazing. Do your best to make the Emperor's wound a little smaller. If left unattended, the emperor would definitely tear open and crack open because of the turmoil. The consequences are unimaginable. ”

I was very smart and said to the emperor at the end of the bed: "The concubines are in danger, and they are ruthless, and they let the emperor suffer." The emperor was furious. ”

The emperor was so angry with me that he couldn't speak.

I said, "It must be due to the aging of the bed, who knows." The emperor suffered for his concubines, and his concubines were ashamed. After the concubine was injured by the emperor, she had to let the emperor do this. ”

"Okay, I don't blame you, I'm going to have to deal with it. You don't care about me, and you're not right. As a result, you took care of me. Pull me hard, and I have it. It hurts. Never mind. I accidentally stabbed myself into the flesh. Can this blame you? You sit well, you don't get hurt, I am stupid, but I get hurt. Your bed is a trap trap, why are you sleeping here with Prince Yinchu? How long have you been asleep? ”

I wittily said, "Six days, it took six days." The past bed was moved. The emperor is too careful. It's a new bed. But it's not the meaning of concubines. Forget it, it was an accident. ”

"The emperor is injured, how can it be forgotten? You yourself are not injured, you have the ability yourself, but the emperor is injured, this matter is very serious. Very, very serious. It's not over. Bao Gonggong said angrily.

I wittily appeased Bao Gonggong and said: "Bao Gonggong feels sorry for the emperor because the emperor is bleeding, please ask Bao Gonggong to carefully examine the emperor's buttocks." ”

"The miscellaneous family will see it, and let you die with your heart." Bao Gonggong immediately burrowed into the bed to examine the emperor's wounds.

"Concubine Rong, you are dead. Aha, I didn't expect you to have today. You actually put a murder weapon on the bed and assassinate the emperor? Aha, you also have today ahahaha. A concubine in a yellow dress walked in. Can't wait to tease. She's going to laugh and see that I'm unlucky.

I didn't speak, I continued to act, and the emperor continued to act.

I came to visit the emperor's concubines and ordered: "None of them are allowed to come in, so as not to infect the emperor." You go out. ”

I commanded the concubine in the house unceremoniously.

The concubine slowly swallowed before walking out. By the way, she closed the door, and she scolded at the door: "Didn't you hear? Concubine Rong told you to go out! Get out! What are you still doing? Let's go! ”

"The Emperor is so badly wounded, stabbed in the buttocks, how can we go?" A certain concubine said, and then rushed in, but fortunately, this concubine was smart and immediately blocked it.

The concubine in the yellow skirt scolded: "What she ordered was what the emperor ordered." Don't you understand? ”

"I'm just resisting the decree, and I'm going to go in to see the emperor."

The yellow skirt scolded: "It's said that too many people will be infected if they go in." What do you have in mind? You're a favorite concubine who is so rampant. ”

"No matter how rampant I am, I am not as good as Concubine Rong and harm the emperor!" The concubine outside just finished speaking.

I immediately became furious: "The concubine who doesn't recruit herself should be arrested quickly." And her henchmen. Because he has already pleaded guilty to the crime. The harem must not be rampant. actually went crazy with a team alone. Just her dog's virtue......"

Suddenly, a cold arrow came in.

The emperor was shocked, he didn't expect such a thing.