Chapter 52: A New Version of the Ship

Without hesitation, my whole body was lying on the ground, and at the same time I felt a stream of yin qi directly into my heavenly spirit cover, this yin qi had a very clear purpose, wanting to make me stunned, without waiting for the yin qi to play a role, the tattoo on my neck sent out a wave of repulsion, instantly dispelling the yin qi, and at the same time, out of the corner of my eye, I saw two paper figures behind the Quanzhen Taoist priest I don't know when there were two paper figures, the two paper figures were black and white, and they swept towards the back of the Quanzhen Taoist's head with a stick like a feather duster in their hands, and quietly, the Quanzhen Taoist slammed to the ground, My back was chilling when I saw it.

A sigh came.

Bai Wuyue: "Alas...... You forced me to ......"

As if muttering to himself, Bai Wuyue turned his head to look at me, I was excited, and hurriedly pretended to be dead, lying on the ground motionless, and the most important thing was that the two paper figures in front of me were not opponents at all.

The paper man wears a top hat, one black and one white, the old man with a white tongue and black eyes, and the boss with black eyes is not a feather duster, but a mourning stick, which is exactly the same as the rumored black and white impermanence. At this time, the mourning sticks in the hands of the two ghosts were raised high again, and I felt a sigh in my heart, was discovered? Want to kill me? If I were hit in the soul, I would suffer a heavy blow directly, and I would end up like the Quanzhen Sect Taoist just now, and I saw that the mourning stick was about to fall...... Oh no, it won't fall, because the bad premonition that has been hanging over me is gone, and I peeked at the paper man, only to see the two paper men holding up the mourning sticks high, and their bodies no longer exude a seeping aura, it seems that Bai Wuyue withdrew the spell, and the paper man turned back into a real paper man.

Wreath shop,The two beautiful girl paper figures next to Bai Wuyue dragged away the Quanzhen Taoist priest who didn't know whether he was alive or dead,I looked along and found something terrible,Because I saw a few people lying on the ground in the inner room,Look at the clothes are exactly the same as the Quanzhen Taoist,This is more than one Quanzhen Taoist priest who was cleaned up by Bai Wuyue?

Thump...... Plop, plop, plop...... Hey? What was that?

Bai Wuyue: "That, little brother, are you awake?" ”

I was stunned, how did he know I was awake! I didn't show my feet! Wait, isn't this plopping sound coming from me? Because this fluttering sound is the sound of your own heartbeat! Oh no, it should be said that Xiao Chen's heartbeat! The heartbeat is very strong, it is very obvious in the quiet of the night, and it is only after strenuous exercise or extreme tension, and now it is impossible for my heart to beat faster due to intense exercise when I lie on the ground, and only nervousness can have such a fast heartbeat.

Bai Wuyue found out that I didn't faint!

Since I was discovered, I could only get up with a black face and squeeze out a smile: "What, I just woke up, I had a heart attack, I have an old problem, I will be fine in a while!" ”

As I spoke, I cut off Xiao Chen's soul's senses of the outside world and completely replaced his body, which was a strong heartbeat that gradually disappeared, and the consequence of this was that Xiao Chen would be seriously ill for a period of time in the future.

Bai Wuyue frowned and looked at me for a long time, and I quickly diverted the topic.

Me: "Huh~ strange, why did I suddenly faint just now?" Hey, what about the guy who can do tricks just now? Where did he go? ”

I pretended to be curious, pretended to be stupid, and tried my best to show what I should be like an ordinary person, now I must withdraw first, the guy in front of me is not an ordinary papermaker at all! Because just those two black and white paper figures are not mortal, it is best to wait for the Quanzhen Sect to deal with it! After all, so many disciples of the Quanzhen Sect have been planted in this wreath shop, and seeing that people over there have not returned for a long time, they will definitely take action in the next few days.

Therefore, this matter is not something I can solve now, withdraw while I haven't identified myself yet! From the fact that I entered the wreath shop as an ordinary person and was not attacked, it can be seen that Bai Wuyue does not seem to do anything to ordinary people.

Bai Wuyue: "Haha, do you say that trick?" He's gone, by the way, brother, let's not mention the trickster, I see that your face is pale, and you fainted just now, it must be low blood sugar, come on, come on, I just have two mints, you take it. ”

Me: "Oh oh oh, yes, low blood sugar, low blood sugar!" Yes, I've always had this problem. ”

I got off the donkey, took the mint candy, Bai Wuyue stared at me without blinking, and when he saw me eat the candy, he breathed a sigh of relief, patted me on the shoulder, and asked enthusiastically what I wanted to buy.

Obviously, the other party regarded me as a guest who came to buy things, Bai Wuyue was very enthusiastic, while caring about my body, saying that I must pay attention to my body after being young and heart disease and low blood sugar, while selling me the latest style of paper man in his store, I am not good at refusing, under his introduction, I asked for two paper people, two JK paper people, I don't have to say that the work is really good, the price is fair, but the key is that you say that the one you sell is not a silicone doll and the other is not inflatable, what is the use of me buying this paper man? Is it possible to burn it to the ancestors? But I won't buy this style if I burn it to my ancestors, isn't this a joke?

Bai Wuyue didn't see my ugly face and continued to chatter: "This brother, I tell you, this is the latest style, the deceased absolutely liked it, you look at this quality, you look at this skirt, you look at this breast......"

I sneered, "What, your wreath shop doesn't usually have many customers, right?" ”

I coldly burst out of this sentence, and the wreath shop suddenly quieted down, and I took a long breath of worship for the moonless.

Bai Wuyue: "Yes, you are a guest this month......"

The topic was a little heavy, Bai Wuyue was sad, and continued: "Someone has also come to my wreath shop before, they ordered a pair of paper men and paper horses for the newly deceased Uncle Chen, I received a deposit, and the delivery was on time, but those guys actually questioned my craftsmanship!"

Speaking of this, Bai Wuyue was obviously excited, pointed to the girl paper figure in the corner, and said loudly: "What's wrong with her?" Yes? It's so perfect from any angle, not to mention burning it to the dead, buying it home and sleeping with it every day, they actually asked for a return, and they attacked me personally! Say I'm not authentic, make pornography, sell inflatable dolls to them!"

I looked at the paper man who worshiped Wuyue's fingers, the paper man is a plump woman, wearing revealing clothes, almost three points a style, the amount of milk is amazing, the waist is very thin, if it is a living person, it must be a stunner who fascinates thousands of young men, but just like Bai Wuyue himself said, at first glance, I really thought that whose inflatable doll it was, I sweat, and said that people want that kind of ordinary paper man paper horse, burned to the dead, you just give people a whole inflatable doll version, how can people want it, just don't beat you fat, think about that picture, when the funeral, Put this thing on the grave of the old man, don't make people laugh off their big teeth?

Me: "Perhaps...... Maybe people just want ordinary paper figures, oh yes, since the paper figures have been returned, then ...... paper horses? ”

I just wanted to appease the rampaging Bai Wuyue, and as I spoke, I inadvertently looked at a paper horse next to me, and suddenly said in a groan, I'm tired of a mother, this, which is this paper horse? This is an orc mother!

Bai Wuyue snorted coldly: "Hmph! They don't know what art is at all, they don't even know what type of paper people and paper horses their ancestors liked, and they dare to say that they are filial? Compared with ordinary paper figures and paper horses, Uncle Chen obviously prefers my two latest works! Sagittarius two! There is also version 2.0 of the senior sister after class!"

Looking at the emotional, sad and not understood by the world, I swallowed my saliva, listening to him say this, this is really like this when I think about it carefully, Bai Wuyue is right, his paper people and paper horses are indeed very popular with the Yin people, these masterpieces, to meet the Yin people's habits, but the world does not understand, it seems that those big and small ghosts in the city are also because of this latest paper people will be so desperate to earn money to buy, but Bai Wuyue can collect their Yin money, there is no need to collect these ghosts Yang money.

It is useless for ordinary people to take Yin money, but some people in the Xuanmen are useful, Bai Wuyue is one of the examples, like him, a papermaker who often deals with Yin people, can use the Yin money earned in his hands to trade with ghosts, or maybe buy these Yin money earned from Yin people to other Xuanmen people or ordinary people, there is no need to break the rules to collect Yin people and Yang money. Is it to take revenge on those who once despised him?

Bai Wuyue: "Those guys don't understand anything at all, but brother, you're different, your taste is very good!" The two paper people you bought are the best JK styles I have recently studied, and I myself like this style very much, I believe that your deceased relatives will be very happy after receiving these two paper people, by the way, there are some incense candles and yellow paper you can also take, as a gift. ”

Said to open Bai Wuyue at this time completely without the cold feeling just given to people, eyes incarnated as a first-time entrepreneur, and I was the first guest to patronize him, his smile at this time was sad, he was excited and limped to the corner to get the incense candle yellow paper, I didn't expect a stumbling and falling directly, I hurriedly stepped forward to help, and saw that his legs were actually wrapped in bandages, not only on the legs, but also on his body. He's hurt? Could it be...... I can't help but think of the scene in the park before, the picture of Bai Wuyue being surrounded by a group of beauties and scrambling, the sentence "I hope each of you can be happy" is deeply rooted in my heart, could it be that his harem was still on fire later? The injuries on his body were all beaten by the women?

I asked the question in my heart, but of course I wasn't that direct.

Me: "Well, what is your injury?" ”

Bai Wuyue looked at the bandages on his body and sighed.

Bai Wuyue: "It was beaten by a very unreasonable stinky woman, and she died of Lao Tzu!"

Stinky bitch? Is it really that his harem caught fire? Suddenly, the fire of gossip in my heart burned brightly.

Me: "Listen to what you say, Brother Wuyue is already a family man?" ”

When Bai Wuyue heard this, she waved her hand helplessly: "What's the matter, I'm still single, don't I work hard to earn money now to find my other half in this city?" ”

When I heard it, I was immediately unhappy, you are still single, it was not like this last time in the park, and I said "I want each of you to be happy".

Me: "That big brother Wuyue, it's boring for you to say that, and you're still single?" I've seen it all in the park before. ”