Chapter Ninety-Three: I'm the Male Silver You Can't Get
Everyone: "Hehe, I'm afraid you'll fall into the soda can, what's more, my children will buy soda next time you come back." ”
Guo Ba: "...... Isn't it that serious? This time I use my handsome face to promise to go and come back quickly. ”
After everyone finished talking about calves, where did you get your handsome face, this is no different from no guarantee. Ma Shan on the side couldn't stand it anymore, thinking that if it went on like this, the perfect plan of labor and management would be delayed by you stupid calves.
So he said: "Then you go and go back quickly, let the other party recover for one more minute, and Lin Fan's pressure will be greater." ”
Emmmm, Guo Ba's self-righteous face showed a contemplative expression, and there seemed to be some truth in what he said.
"Come on, come on, trust me - a man as fast as lightning." After saying that, he walked away.
Everyone looked at each other, and their thoughts were surprisingly consistent. I rubbed it off, the endurance of labor and management has improved so much that I can resist not killing him.
Lin Fan was discussing the details of the next battle with Xiaohong, but he saw a shadowy obscene figure walking in the distance.
This time, you don't have to look closely, the pace of the six relatives who don't recognize it, the arrogant posture of drinking soda, who is it not me, Guo cub?
So he asked aloud, "What about people?" Why are you alone? The other party doesn't fight? ”
Guo Ba was speechless, why is the first sentence everyone says when they see me, "What about people?" "I'm 100% asked, "What about people?" "Attributes?
He took another sip of ice soda, cleared his throat, and said, "They let you pass, saying they couldn't do it in the classroom." ”
Lin Fan: "Yes, I was negligent. Let's go, stop by the cafeteria and buy a bottle of soda. ”
Guo Ba was stunned, wait, why did he go to the cafeteria? It will take a long time to go to the canteen and then go back, and then think about the promise I made, Si, no, you can't let him go to the canteen, otherwise the handsome appearance of labor and management will be lost.
So Guo Ba stumbled and said, "That and that, the soda in the canteen is sold out." ”
Lin Fan asked suspiciously, "Huh?" How will it sell out? Shouldn't they all have a lot of stock? ”
Guoba continued to lie: "I went back with soda in my hand, and then they were greedy, so they all went to buy soda, and then they sold out, well, that's it." ”
Lin Fan made a gesture of regret and said, "The ice mineral water is fine, but the ice mineral water is also sold out." ”
Guo Ba nodded stubbornly and said, "What, after all, it's summer noon, they are too thirsty, extenuating, excusable." ”
Lin Fan: "Si, then shouldn't there be even ordinary mineral water?" ”
Guo Ba was shocked, bit his lip tightly, and popped out one word after another: "Aren't there still exchange students, they also drink water." ”
Lin Fan was desperate: "But labor and management are also very thirsty." ”
Guo Ba hurriedly said: "You drink mine, drink mine, I still have half of this bottle left." Then he hurriedly poured half of his remaining soda into Lin Fan's water cup.
Lin Fan looked at Guo Ba deadly, at this moment he felt that this slightly obscene face was so kind. patted him on the shoulder and said, "Sure enough, brother, I'll invite you to a big dinner this weekend." ”
Guo Ba smiled, but his smile was extremely stiff: "Then you don't need it, you have to study the weekend." ”
Lin Fan looked at him in surprise: "What's the matter with you, you used to be in a hurry, but this time you actually said that you want to study, I don't know you yet, the so-called learning is to spread out the book, put your face and sleep." It is also said that under the influence of gravity, the knowledge in the book will naturally flow into your head. ”
Looking at Lin Fan's suspicious eyes, Guo Ba's heart became more and more empty, now you call me a brother and a brother, please eat, and when you find out the truth, I am afraid that you want to be my father and rub the meal I invited.
But now people are under the eaves, and they have to bow their heads. I had to pretend to be atmospheric and said: "Isn't it just a bottle of ice and happiness, our brothers share blessings and difficulties, what is this." How can I ask you to invite you to dinner, I will invite you when the time comes, Brother Fan, you can just give a face. ”
Guo Ba was still smiling, smiling exquisitely and without any flaws. Lin Fan was a little strange, this gave me soda and a treat, which is very unreasonable. But looking at Guo Ba's sincere smile, Lin Fan only thought that the eldest son suddenly discovered his conscience and wanted to do his filial piety.
So the goods sighed and said, "If you can think so about the emperor, I am very relieved." ”
Guo Ba was speechless: "Did you accidentally trigger some death attribute by me?" Do you need me to turn you off in a physical way? ”
Lin Fan: "Ahem, don't bother the emperor, I will come by myself, come by myself." Since the foreign envoys have been waiting for a long time, let's go quickly. Looking at Guo Ba's increasingly unkind eyes, Lin Fan decisively decided to temporarily suspend his journey to death.
So a moment later, Guo Teaser brought his father, Ahh
And then...... Seeing everyone's resentful eyes again, Guo Ba chuckled in his heart, bad thing, I could have gone early and returned early if I didn't go to the cafeteria, but I had been chatting with this Lin bastard who had reached level 10 with his cannon skill for too long. After finishing the calf bird, the handsome face of labor and management can't keep the bird.
So Guo Ba's gaze at Lin Fan became more and more "ruthless". Lin Fan, who was looking at the warm young man, suddenly felt that someone was looking at him, so when he turned around, he saw Guo Ba's cruel eyes, and he was so frightened that he quickly turned his head back.
I thought something was wrong with this cub today, and the one who called me a brother just now looked like he was going to kill me, which was very scary.
Emmmm, it seems that it's time to take Guo Zi to the Fourth Hospital to have a look, as the most famous psychiatric hospital in the city, they must have a way to cure Guo Ba, Guo Ba come on, don't give up treatment, Dad is with you.
The cozy young man looked at Lin Fan, whose face was changing in front of him, and asked cautiously, "Well, can we start?" ”
Lin Fan came to his senses and hurriedly said, "Oh oh, okay, how do you want to die?" ”
The cozy boy was full of black lines and said, "I want you to kill me with money." ”
Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, this girl didn't play cards according to the routine, and said: "Let's have a little joke, let's start communicating and learning happily." ”
The cozy young man held back a sentence in his heart, where did you find this tease-level master at the tenth level, I can't bear it.
But he still kept the bottom line, and did not follow Lin Fan's steps to go farther and farther on the road of teasing. He took a deep breath, calmed down the endless desire to complain in his heart, and said, "In that case, where is your spirit beast, let's start." ”
Lin Fan stretched out his finger and pointed at Xiaohong and said, "Oh, here." ”
The cozy boy was stunned for a moment and asked, "Just one?" ”
Lin Fan smiled, nodded and said, "Just one, and as long as you can catch his move, I will automatically admit defeat." This sentence is contrary to the normal state of teasing, and the edge is exposed.
The cozy boy's face became gloomy: "Classmate, isn't this funny, or are you looking for the wrong person?" ”
Lin Fan shook his head with a smile and said, "If you are looking for Lin Fan, then it is probably right." Because as far as I know, I'm the only one in this school named Lin Fan. ”
Cozy Boy: "Really? ”
Lin Fan: "Seriously! ”
Cozy Boy: "Sure enough? ”
Lin Fan: "Sure enough! ”
The cozy young man snorted coldly and said, "You will pay for your arrogance, and I won't take advantage of you, just send a spirit beast to take your move." ”
Lin Fan still didn't smile: "Whatever you want, don't cry if you lose." ”
The cozy boy stopped talking, but commanded the clay monster on the side to step forward.
At this moment, Guo Ba's eyes on the side flashed with wisdom, and he said to himself: "I see, Xiao Fanzi knows that in the case of Xiaobai's inability to play, the number of his spirit beasts is a disadvantage, so he deliberately provoked the opposite side, forming a one-on-one situation now. ”
Xiaohong looked at the ugly and dirty clay monster in front of her, full of disgust, and silently began to gather momentum. I want to use an earth-shattering blow to represent the judgment of beauty on ugliness, and tell him that appearance is justice.
The clay monster huddled in a ball and showed its strongest defensive stance. Then he saw Xiaohong's strange eyes, what kind of eyes is this? Emmmmm, probably obsessed with brother's elegant figure, phew, brother is a male silver you can't get, ah no, it's a man.
(The Son of Heaven guards the country, and the king dies.) The white clothes are covered with armor, and they return to the teacher for thousands of miles. Heroes pass away, martyrs are immortal, here, as a small author of the street, Luomo for those martyrs who died in the process of the war epidemic, and express deep condolences. )