Chapter 8 I don't understand
"Poof!"
Yang Yuhan, who was eating, spewed out a mouthful of rice, and looked at Fang Weiwei with fire in his eyes, "Dead Weiwei, what are you talking nonsense?" ”
Fang Weiwei smiled wryly, "Hehe, don't be jealous, don't be jealous, I'm kidding." ”
After speaking, she sat down on the chair shamelessly, then picked up the chopsticks and ate them.
Ye Feng saw that the matter had come to this, and he didn't embarrass her anymore.
But when he brought the rice out of the kitchen, he saw that the two of them were starving to death and reincarnated, sweeping the dishes on the table.
"Brother Ye, what kind of meat is this, it's delicious."
Fang Weiwei wasn't too hungry, she just felt fragrant, so she came down to join in the fun.
But as soon as the meat was in her mouth, she couldn't stop directly, and ate more than a dozen slices, which slowed down the rhythm.
"yes, what kind of meat is this?"
Yang Yuhan was also a little curious, this meat looked ordinary, but when it tasted, it tasted very good.
It's really unexpected.
Could it be that this Ye Feng was a husband in the past?
If not, then he is really a good chef who has been delayed......
"Eat it, why do you ask so much!" Ye Feng said with a wicked smile.
Three people, four dishes, one pot of rice!
It didn't take a few minutes to sweep it all up......
Fang Weiwei touched her round belly very disregarding the image, and burped: "What is this delicious?" Can you tell us now? ”
"Well...... It's beef! ”
"Beef?" Fang Weiwei was a little unconvinced: "Beef has this shape? I'm afraid it's not cow offal, right? ”
"Well, to say it's guts, that's not wrong!"
“……”
Fang Weiwei was depressed: "Is it meat or internal organs, how can there be an ambiguous answer?" ”
Ye Feng narrowed his eyes and said with a sly expression: "Because it's sometimes in the body, sometimes it's outside, do you say it's beef or offal?" ”
Fang Weiwei originally studied medicine, how could she not understand.
In an instant, her cheeks flushed, "Brother Ye, you are too bad to let people eat it...... Inside. ”
Yang Yuhan didn't understand what it was at first, but after seeing Fang Weiwei's expression, she instantly understood.
Vomit~
She couldn't hold back her vomiting, glared at Ye Feng viciously, and quickly ran to the bathroom.
After a while, the sound of desperate vomiting came from inside!
When Fang Weiwei heard this voice, she glanced at Ye Feng gloatingly: "Brother Ye, you are miserable, your family Yuhan, but you have a habit of cleanliness." ”
"What am I afraid of, I didn't force her to eat."
Ye Feng crossed Erlang's legs, very proud.
It's just that as soon as he finished speaking, Yang Yuhan came out of the bathroom.
Without saying a word, she rushed straight into the kitchen and picked up two kitchen knives.
"Ye Feng, you bastard, if my mother doesn't chop you today, I won't be surnamed Yang."
After speaking, she rushed to Ye Feng.
Ye Feng was so frightened that he could no longer maintain his gentlemanly demeanor...... Looking at Yang Yuhan from afar.
"I said wife, don't blame me for this, you want to eat it yourself."
"No matter, I'm just going to kill you, kill you, ahh......h
With that, the two of them walked around the table again.
Fang Weiwei glanced at Ye Feng, and then at Yang Yuhan, and couldn't help but sigh in her heart.
Could it be that this is the legendary happy enemy?
Obediently, the two of them have eaten so many great supplements, this night, they still have to make a lot of trouble?
Thinking of this, she took another piece of bullwhip and put it in her bowl, this thing sounds disgusting, but it tastes ...... It smells so good!
……
The two quarreled for half an hour, and Yang Yuhan was exhausted, threw the kitchen knife on the ground, and went back to the house.
After Ye Feng carefully hid the kitchen knife, he also followed back to the room.
After packing up his clothes, he tiptoed to leave.
Although there is a saying that a moment of Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, Yang Yuhan obviously has no intention of having a cave room with him tonight, so he still finds a place to sleep on the first floor.
It's just that he was just halfway away, but Yang Yuhan suddenly called out to him.
"Stop me."
"Uh, what's wrong?" Ye Feng said with a wry smile.
"Where are you going?"
"Sleep in the guest room on the first floor." Ye Feng slandered in his heart, if he didn't go to the first floor, would it be difficult to roll the sheets with her?
"You...... Don't leave tonight. ”
Yang Yuhan said with some difficulty.
"What?" Ye Feng was taken aback, he couldn't have imagined that Yang Yuhan would take the initiative to make such a request.
"Hehe, you still love me, wife."
As he spoke, Ye Feng threw the thing away and jumped directly onto the bed.
"You're going to die!" Yang Yuhan kicked him down: "Stay away from me." ”
“……”
Ye Feng rubbed the painful place where he was kicked, and his face turned blue: "Wife, what are you trying to make trouble about?" ”
"Who told you to go to bed, I let you stay, I let you sleep on the floor!" Yang Yuhan said dissatisfiedly.
“……”
Ye Feng was speechless, "Then I'll sleep on the first floor." ”
"No way!" Yang Yuhan stopped him again.
"If you sleep on the first floor, my parents will know that we are a contract couple, and you must sleep on the floor tonight."
In Ye Feng's heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses ran wildly.
Other people's cave rooms spend candle nights, all of them are you and me, but your own have to be accompanied by the cold floor?
Ye Feng wanted to scold his mother...... But before he could open his mouth, he heard a sudden sound of footsteps outside.
Yang Yuhan obviously heard it too, his face became a little ugly, and he whispered: "This damn Weiwei actually came to listen to the corner." ”
Listen to the corner?
Ye Feng is happy, this Fang Weiwei is really interesting, it's just a god assist.
Ye Feng smiled, leaned in front of Yang Yuhan and said, "Daughter-in-law, we have to hurry up and get down to business, if we let my father-in-law and mother-in-law know about the flaws, it won't be good?" ”
After speaking, he also glanced at Yang Yuhan.
Yang Yuhan's face turned red, and he glared at Ye Feng viciously, "You better put away that careful thought, you don't want to take advantage of it here." ”
"Daughter-in-law, I don't like to hear what you say, I say this for your own good, right?"
"Although Liu Linfeng's matter has been solved this time, if there is no me, maybe there will be Zhang Linfeng and Wang Linfeng in the future, are you sure you don't need my cooperation tonight?"
"Get out!" Yang Yuhan's face was cold: "Don't think I don't know your dirty thoughts, don't think about it."
After speaking, she got into the quilt and ignored Ye Feng anymore.
Ye Feng didn't give up, and continued to persuade: "Daughter-in-law, if you're really afraid of being exposed, then you still have to make some noise, just sleeping in a room, you can't hide it." ”
Make a move?
Yang Yuhan in the quilt was flushed.
She really couldn't figure it out, this guy was obviously not good, but why was he still so sexy?