75 Pretending to be dead, Lao Tzu is the best at it
Wen Zilong hid in the box, secretly thinking about how to escape. 35xs
But now the four claws are tied with thin wire, and the wings have been broken, and it is difficult to get out of the sky.
It seems that the only way to do this is to play dead.
So, Wen Zilong lay flat in the box, motionless.
Within a moment, the snoring sounded.
I slept until midnight.
When he woke up, Wen Zilong was also a little speechless to himself.
said that he was going to pretend to be dead, why did he pretend to fall asleep?
It seems that I am still not professional enough.
Thinking of this, he closed his eyes and continued to play dead.
Playing dead requires patience.
And a lazy person like Wen Zilong does not lack patience.
waited until the next morning, when the second pole came, opened a blood bag, and poured all the blood inside into the bowl.
Although Wen Zilong smelled the tempting smell of blood, he remained motionless.
The second pole stood beside him, also looking at Wen Zilong motionlessly.
In this way, one person and one bat, for more than ten minutes, no one moved.
Wen Zilong began to scold his mother in his heart: Damn, Lao Tzu is an actor, and you are also an actor?
In this case, if the enemy does not move, I will not move.
If the enemy moves, he loses.
Under such thoughts, Wen Zilong never moved half a minute.
Minutes and seconds passed.
After another half an hour, Zhao Si came to the box and looked at the motionless vampire bat.
"What? He's dead? β
Erzhuzi shook his head: "Although it is motionless, its chest rises and falls slightly every thirty seconds, indicating that it is breathing." β
Zhao Si glanced at it with great interest and said:
"Playing dead?"
"Hmm."
The two poles nodded.
"Sure enough, the bat is intelligent. Such a bat must be worth a lot of money. β
Zhao Sidao.
The second pole nodded again and did not speak.
Wen Zilong was immediately deflated.
Damn, it turns out that this guy has been motionless for so long, and he is counting his breathing.
My acting skills are still not up to par.
Now that it's been recognized, it's still a wool.
Wen Zilong simply turned his head away, lying in the bowl and gulping blood.
Zhao Si lit a cigar and was even more surprised: "Not only do you have intelligence, but you can also understand people." β
Wen Zilong didn't pay attention to it, and after drinking a bowl with a snort, he knocked his head on the edge of the bowl and shouted, "Little pole, refill the cup for me." β
Zhao Si saw that after the bat finished drinking, it would knock on the edge of the bowl and squeak to fill it.
He couldn't help but laugh.
Because he laughed too much, he inhaled a puff of cigarette into his trachea and immediately coughed violently.
The second pole helped him pat him on the back.
Zhao Sidao: "Very good, take pictures of all the performances of this little thing." 35xs and when the customer comes, it's time for us to talk to him about the price. β
The second pole nodded, and then picked up the mobile phone on the side and took a picture.
Wen Zilong also secretly pondered in his heart.
Since it can't be pretended to be dead, then you can only be ruthless.
Time passes.
According to what was said on the phone, the foreigner will be coming soon.
If he takes him away, it will be really difficult to say whether he will be a chicken or a breast at that time.
Since this is the case, it can only be ruthless.
In order to shoot Wen Zilong's every move, the box has not been covered.
Wen Zilong also kept making various moves to let him shoot.
Zhao Si was also so happy when he saw these pictures taken by the second pole that he couldn't close his legs, and kept nodding: "With these pictures, you can definitely sell them for a big price." β
Ding Dong β
The doorbell rang.
A smile crossed the corner of Zhao Si's mouth and said, "The customer has arrived." β
The second pole nodded, and immediately left the living room and walked to the door.
Wen Zilong was happy in his heart: It's now!
One of his hind legs tugged hard.
Hiss β
Click-
There were two soft sounds, and his two hind legs were torn off one after another.
"I'm hastyβ"
The heart-rending pain made him break out in a cold sweat and his eyes were full of stars.
With his character, it was impossible to continue with this pain.
But at this time, it is a matter of life and death, if you don't fight, your life will be gone.
"Man...... You should be yourself......"
With a voice in his heart, he gritted his teeth and exerted himself again.
Click, click
Both of his front paws were also torn off by him.
"I'm hastyβ"
He was so hurt that tears were about to come out.
The severed limb is reborn, and the severed limb hurts so damnly.
Wen Zilong estimated that this may be the kind of pain that a woman has a child for.
By this time, the door had been opened.
A voice that looked like a child who had been beaten by his parents came: "Mr. Zhao, why did you put yourself in a cage?" β
Zhao Si laughed and replied, "Mr. Peter, aren't we afraid that the vampire bat will run away?" β
When Wen Zilong heard this, he knew that he couldn't delay any longer.
He looked down at his wings.
Although the two front paws have been torn off by themselves, fortunately, only the tips are broken.
The wings were not affected much.
And in order to suck his own blood, the second pole had already let go of the wire on his mouth.
At this time, you can leave with your wings flapped.
But will you leave easily?
Would a person like Lao Tzu, who has a small belly and chicken intestines, leave so easily?
At this time, the living room door was closed, and the foreigner had already walked in.
Wen Zilong stuck his head out from the edge of the box.
I saw that this was a bearded foreigner, with a very tall figure, and as for the appearance, Wen Zilong didn't bother to observe it anymore, so he had to hang up anyway.
The foreigner walked towards the living room and asked, "Where is the plum bottle?" And the vampire bat. β
Zhao Si laughed and said, "The plum bottle has already been prepared, and it is here." β
He gestured to a wooden box next to the couch.
Then, he pointed to the box where Wen Zilong was: "Vampire Bat ......"
Only these four words were spoken, but the voice stopped abruptly.
Because he saw that the vampire bat, which had been tied to the bottom of the box, was lying on the edge of the box.
An ugly, blood-red head was exposed.
A pair of small blood-red eyes were staring at him viciously.
When the foreigner saw this scene, he knew that something was wrong, so he quickly turned around and ran towards the door, and one hand had already pressed the doorknob.
When the second pole saw this scene, his face also changed.
He hurriedly went to get the iron plate on the shoe cabinet next to him, it was with this iron plate that he used to shoot the vampire bat yesterday.
Wen Zilong sneered in his heart: Do you still want to snap Lao Tzu? Think too much.
Then the wings vibrated violently, and the vocal cords in the throat vibrated violently like the speed of a single hand for decades.
A mouthful, a visible shockwave spread out in his throat.
"Kneel down and sing a chicken to Lao Tzu, you are too beautiful-"
Zhao Si, the foreigner and the second pole, under this ultrasonic attack, all felt dizzy, nauseous and vomiting, and their limbs were weak, and they fell to the ground weakly at the moment.