Chapter 64: The eighteenth generation of the old Guo family's single life is scolded
Guo Ba said earnestly: "Lin Fan, women are like clothes, and brothers are like siblings." ”
Lin Fan disdainfully: "Then I'd rather break my hand than run naked." ”
Guo Ba: "......, you, you, you, you are going to be angry with the old father." ”
Lin Fan: "Eh, don't say that, I'm a filial son, why am I okay with your grandfather." ”
Guo Ba was speechless and cried.
Lin Ziyi couldn't straighten up with a smile, and the whole person was paralyzed in Lin Fan's arms.
Lin Fan looked at the better face that was close at hand, plus he had been cultivating day and night in recent days, and he didn't have much contact with Lin Ziyi, so he missed it very much for a while. So the evil thought suddenly arose, and he wanted to take advantage of Lin Ziyi's inattention to take a peck, but he didn't expect Lin Ziyi to guard against his trick a long time ago, Qianqianyu blocked it in front of him, just intercepted Lin Fan's lips, and then rubbed Lin Fan's big face.
Guo Ba on the side was no longer interested in caring about these two people, but just touched and sighed at the unfortunate family, how could there be Lin Fan, an unfilial son. Alas, he sighed like Lao Guo, and then touched his head, with a look of lovelessness. The most unfar-sighted thing at the beginning was to make friends with Lin Fan, and the even less far-sighted thing was to match Lin Fan and Lin Ziyi. Now these two people surnamed Lin are fixing me every day, a matchmaker, and I cursed you for being a family two or five hundred years ago.
Lin Fan's face was rubbed for a while, and he couldn't help but beg for mercy: "Wrong, wrong, I'm wrong, the heroine spares her life." Lin Ziyi let him go.
The three of them played for a while, and finally sat down upright and began to order. In the restaurant, it must take a while to serve the food, and the three of them chatted with each other during the meal. Guo Ba felt that the rhythm of chatting could no longer be in the hands of these two rammers, otherwise, sooner or later he would commit suicide to honor the ancestors of the Guo family.
Guo Ba decided to lead the topic to the right path, so he took the lead: "What are you two doing lately, didn't Xiao Fanzi say that he went to Hangshan Forest to find a baby?" Did you find it? ”
It's okay that Guo Ba didn't mention this stubble, but as soon as he mentioned this stubble, Lin Ziyi instantly exploded, and glanced at Lin Fan coldly.
Lin Fan was suddenly shocked that there was a murderous aura!
He looked at Lin Ziyi, then at Guo Ba, and said in his heart: "The thief harmed me." Then he replied cautiously: "It's okay, I found it, but there was an accident in the middle, I was delayed, and I just came back yesterday." ”
Lin Ziyi: "Who are you fooling, your mobile phone was located in the city a few days ago." ”
Guo Ba cast a self-seeking look.
Lin Fan said that he received the thief's eyes, but he was not false at all, and at this time, it was certain that it would be over. So Lin Dafanzi began to sincerely justify, ahhh
"Didn't I say there was some accident along the way? Then I came back and got some herbs for an unexpected need, but I stayed for less than a day and left, and I didn't have time to tell you anything, it's as simple as that. Lin Dafan looked directly at Lin Ziyi, his eyes were wide, and he didn't blink.
Lin Ziyi was a little hairy when he was looked at by the big eyes, and couldn't help but say: "I didn't say I didn't believe you, why are you staring at you so big." ”
Lin Fan: "I thought you wanted to see my Karanzi's big eyes." ”
Lin Ziyi: "......, I don't want to." ”
Lin Fan: "Then Guo Ba must want to." ”
Guo Ba said: "I don't want to either. ”
Lin Fan: "No, you want to." ”
Guoba: "Well, I do want to blind your Karanzi big eyes. ”
Lin Fan: "Do you want me to order a few more dishes for you, such as your favorite big mouth, I'm afraid they don't have it in this restaurant, but it doesn't matter, Dad can cook it for you, come on, stretch your face over." ”
Guo Ba shuddered in his heart, thinking that the topic of Mao had changed to scolding me again? Originally, it wouldn't have been like this, in the past, Lin Ziyi would occasionally scold Lin Fan with himself, but after the two of them were together, they would no longer have it, scold me, scold me, scold me. Did the eighteenth generation of my old Guo family's ancestors do any evil in their previous lives, God, do you want to do this to me?
But Guo Ba still didn't give up struggling, he planned to "skillfully" guide the topic to the right path through his own efforts, such as asking Lin Fan to talk about the details of being in the forest, what university you want to go to in the future, what experience you have learned from your recent cultivation, etc., anyway, you can't keep scolding him.
However...... The next moment, I only heard Guo Ba say, "You...... What did you do in the forest? ”
Lin Fan glanced at Guo Da'er thief again, and said, "You are really clever in shifting this topic, if you don't want to be scolded, just say it and force Lai Lai." ”
Guo Ba: "......, is it so obvious?" ”
Lin Fan: "You might as well just say that we can talk about it on another topic." ”
Guo Ba began to think deeply, and then, "Then let's talk about it differently, such as~, what have you done in the forest?" ”
Lin Fan felt that an old groove was blocked in his chest and was about to spray, but a crisp and pleasant sound came from his ears.
Lin Ziyi: "I want to know too." ”
Lin Fan suddenly understood, Guo Ba, an old thief, was good at encircling Wei to save Zhao.
Guo Ba narrowed his eyes and smiled, sure enough, he transferred very skillfully, Lin Ziyi was immediately attracted by the new topic, alas, my damn talent with nowhere to put it.
Just say it, what am I Lin Fan afraid of, so immediately Lin Fan and the two of them talked about all kinds of experiences in the forest, and the two of them listened to it and were fascinated. But fortunately, Lin Fan omitted or modified a lot of the dangers he encountered, such as when the Heavenly Needle Poisonous Bee was scurrying, he hid in the forest at the last moment, and he changed it to no Red Tiger at all, and he easily escaped the pursuit of the Heavenly Needle Poisonous Bee, so as not to worry about these two fools who couldn't understand themselves.
After listening, the two sighed again and again, Lin Ziyi sighed at Lin Fan's wit and bravery, and Guo Ba sighed that this old yin was really dark.
After Lin Fan finished speaking, he directly took out two large jars of honey from his bag, handed the white royal jelly to Guo Ba, and handed the pale yellow flower nectar to Lin Ziyi.
Then he told the two of them: "This kind of thing is not available on the market, once it is put on the market, I am afraid that it will cause a riot, you two can use it yourself, don't give it to others." ”
Guo Ba looked at the royal jelly, but he didn't shirk it, since Lin Fan regarded him as a friend, the friendship between friends should not be measured by items or anything. And since Lin Fan took it out and gave it to him, it shows that in Lin Fan's heart, his brother Lao Guo is worth it, and pushing and shoving it is not beautiful, so it is better to accept it generously.
Guo Ba accepted it generously, but he didn't expect Lin Ziyi to refuse, only to hear her say: "Since this thing is so precious to you spirit people, isn't it a waste to give it to me?" I don't want it, you still treat me to something delicious or watch a movie. ”
Lin Fan touched Lin Ziyi's pill head and said: "This is a healing holy product, compared to royal jelly, it contains relatively less spiritual power and is milder, and it happens to be the best tonic for ordinary people to strengthen their bodies." ”
Lin Ziyi: "Then I don't want it, it will definitely be more effective in your hands than in my hands." ”
Lin Fan touched the head of the pill again, looked at her with a smile, and said softly: "Help my husband save money." ”
Lin Ziyi was blushed by the word husband, and hurriedly said angrily: "Who are you husband, you will run the train with your mouth full, and I will be angry if you do it again." ”
Lin Fan looked at her and smiled dumbly, "Do you know that saying the most fierce words with the most cute expression is not threatening at all." ”
Lin Ziyi: "......, Xiao Fanzi, you have changed, you used to be so honest, why are you so flamboyant now." ”
Lin Fan immediately pointed at Guo Ba: "It's all his fault, I just learned from him." ”
(╯°Д°)╯( ┻━┻, the people who eat melons for Mao are always injured?" The eighteenth generation of the old Guo family felt the strong malice from the society from a certain black-bellied man. He has decided to talk less and listen more to be a quiet foodie, for Mao Huo can still burn to me, it's really jealous of the talent.
Lin Fan: "Don't worry, I still have a lot at home, if it really doesn't work, just help me save it first?" ”
Seeing that Lin Ziyi was still hesitating, Lin Fan immediately struck while the iron was hot, and hurriedly said, "That's it." Then he turned the conversation to Guo Ba: "Have you planned to contract the second spirit beast or something?" ”
Guo Ba shook his head: "It's not decided yet, I want to ask your opinion." ”
Lin Fan: "If you're not in a hurry, I'll help you ask the Analyst Guild if there are any better primary-level spirit beasts." ”
Guo Ba grinned and said, "Cheng." ”
(Ask for collections, ask for recommendations.) Today's author Jun is a little cold.,But still insist on code words.,Readers, shouldn't you encourage such a hard-working author? )