Listening to Yu Xijing's opening remarks, the girl at the door was stunned, just like Yu Xijing would never have thought that this direction of this wall was the women's toilet, and the girl would not have thought that she would see this scene when she used her menstrual period as an excuse to avoid early reading and come to the toilet.

At the same time, this scene will also be an indelible psychological shadow in the girl's high school years.

"Perverted!" The girl reacted and slapped Yu Xijing in the face before Yu Xijing could explain anything, and then turned her head and ran.

"It's famous now......" Yu Xijing stared at the back of the girl running away, covering her face and muttering to herself.

……

"As a good student in your class, you have to take the lead, and the teacher also knows that your senior high school students are under a lot of pressure, but your current behavior that ruins the reputation of the school cannot be tolerated." The breeze blew, blowing away the last few hairs on the Mediterranean, but the dean didn't care about this, and reprimanded the pervert in front of him more harshly, who had been reported for peeping in the women's bathroom.

And this pervert is Yu Xijing, who was just caught by his own head teacher from the women's toilet.

"It's the last few days, and the exam is the day after tomorrow, you just can't help it, right? You remember, as long as you are still in school, you will be managed by the teacher," Mediterranean drank the glass of water in front of him, which was already the fourth glass of water he had drunk when Yu Xijing entered the director's room.

Mediterranean looked at Yu Xijing and chose to let him go: "I hope you can listen to what the teacher said today, and go to the college entrance examination instead of spending your careful thoughts on this kind of thing, the teacher will not invite your parents this time, you go back." ”

Finally finished speaking, Yu Xijing couldn't help but wail in her heart. There are only two classes left in the morning, and this Mediterranean can really be said. Let's go back to the lectures, and I can still listen to two classes.

Yu Xijing walked through the long corridor to the eighth class of high school, he first knocked on the door and then pushed the door in, this is a geography class, not so much a geography class as to teach you to survive in the wild.

Because of the changes of the times, geography has long changed from the geography of economic development to the geography necessary for survival, and the subject has changed from what the monsoon brings to what can be eaten, so this lesson is also the noisiest lesson.

Yu Xijing enjoyed listening to this class very much, even if it was very noisy, because the teacher talked about real skills that can help people survive in the current environment of the earth.

But with Yu Xijing's entry, this very noisy class suddenly quieted down, and all the students collectively looked at Yu Xijing who was standing at the door, and even the female geography teacher who couldn't stop her mouth stopped to give a lecture.

But the silence was only temporary, and these few seconds of silence were finally drowned out by laughter, as if a dam could no longer withstand the water inside. It was a little quiet, but now the class is a little noisier than the usual geography class.

"Quiet." The teacher above was the first to return to his role, tapping the blackboard a few times with a ring ruler to signal the students to be quiet, but you can guess without looking at it, all this is useless.

In the end, the teacher still looked at Yu Xijing helplessly, pointed to his seat, and said, "Yu Xijing, you go back to your place first." ”

Yu Xijing sat back in his place, and the surrounding classmates all cast strange glances at him, as if a monkey had suddenly entered the classroom.

"Don't look around, everyone should hurry up and read their textbooks." Although Yu Xijing has become a pervert in the heart of the geography teacher, she still helps Yu Xijing to get rid of being watched by her classmates because of Yu Xijing's usual academic performance.

"Eh," the tablemate next to him pushed Yu Xijing with his arm, and then mysteriously took out the bracelet of the connected school LAN, and dragged out the holographic screen, and then said: "Yu Xijing, you kid, you know people, you don't know your face, you don't know your heart." ”

"Actually......" Yu Xijing couldn't stand the obscene gaze of this classmate nicknamed Skinny Monkey, so he wanted to explain.

"Needless to say, I understand, I understand," the thin monkey interrupted him without waiting for Yu Xijing to explain: "Actually, you are a space manager, and you accidentally shuttled to the women's bathroom, right?" ”

Yu Xijing probably didn't believe himself when he heard his tone, even if in fact, what the thin monkey guessed was now very close to the truth, he couldn't find out.

"Come and see this," the thin monkey pointed to the school sticker on the holographic projection and laughed, "They gave you a nickname, you see me laughing to death." ”

Yu Xijing looked at the content: "What makes the flash in the women's toilet flicker frequently, what makes a lewd young man with electronic devices suddenly appear in a small space of less than one square meter, is it the annihilation of human nature, or the degradation of morality, welcome to walk into the women's toilet to watch the point of no return of the manager of the one-square-meter space." ”

Yu Xijing couldn't help but be speechless, this kind of person is really humiliating if he doesn't go to the Daily Headline News Department. Although it was not the first time that Thin Monkey had read this article, he finally couldn't hold back the suppressed smile in his heart and laughed out loud. The final result is that there are two more door gods in the eighth class of the third year of high school.

Yu Xijing, who was standing at the door, became more and more angry and wanted to ask Lucifer for advice, so he said to the thin monkey next to him: "I'll sleep for a while, you remember to call me when the teacher comes." ”

The thin monkey was just about to speak, but before he could speak, he saw Yu Xijing close his eyes, so he said to himself: "You are worthy of being a space manager, you don't even let go of such a little time, I think you should be a time assassin." ”

Yu Xijing's consciousness entered the dimensional space again, but when he had entered the dimensional space, he saw Lucifer who was laughing, and at this moment, Yu Xijing looked at Lucifer and understood everything.

"Why didn't you remind me that it was a women's restroom inside." Yu Xijing looked at Lucifer coldly with a dark face and asked.

"Hahaha," Lucifer laughed and couldn't help but have a stomachache, so he stopped and rubbed his stomach and gasped for breath before replying, "I thought you did it on purpose." ”

Yu Xijing stopped talking, and looked at Lucifer quietly, Lucifer laughed for a long time, and then probably felt a little embarrassed and stopped laughing.

"Don't regret it, you remember to grant me a wish." Lucifer suddenly straightened his suit and said with some seriousness.

"You trick me, and I still fulfill your wishes?" Yu Xijing looked at Lucifer in disbelief, he thought that he had already seen a lot of cheeky people, but it was the first time he had seen such a brazen person today.

"By the way," Lucifer said, as if remembering something, "Well, isn't your dog hole very small, and how about I teach you how to make your dog hole bigger and last longer as compensation for you?" ”

Yu Xijing looked at the shameless demon in front of him and had nothing to say, and at the same time, he also knew that it was better to seek some benefits for himself if he repeatedly said that this matter could not change anything, so he said: "Deal, teach me quickly." ”

"Don't worry, I'll teach you to learn slowly when I go back, don't forget the conditions you promised me."

"Didn't you compensate me? Why do I still have to meet your conditions, are you what people say? ”

"Speak as if I were human."

……

"I agree to publish that article," Zhou Yu stood straight at this moment, not like a fifty-five-year-old old reporter, but more like a rookie reporter who had just entered the industry: "But I have to wait until the college entrance examination is over to interview, I don't want to interfere with my child's exam." ”

The wall clock on the wall was ticking, and the editor-in-chief put down the teacup in his hand and looked at Zhou Yu at this time with a little satisfaction: "No problem, as long as you release it within this month." ”

"But ......" the editor-in-chief suddenly wanted to emphasize something as if he remembered something.

"You don't know who I am?" Zhou Yu felt as if he had been humiliated, and said with some annoyance: "I said that I would report it, so naturally I wouldn't do that kind of thing that distorts the truth." ”

"It's fine if it won't, it's okay if it won't." The editor-in-chief felt a little embarrassed at this time, smiled and wanted to pour some tea for Zhou Yu.

"Polite words will be waived," Zhou Yu raised his hand to interrupt the editor-in-chief who was about to pour tea: "I'm going to read the information, and I'll go to write the news after reading it." ”

Zhou Yu didn't give the editor-in-chief a chance to speak, stood up, and went out directly to his office.

The editor-in-chief lay in the boss's chair and smiled stupidly, as if he had seen the other editors-in-chief envy him when their newspaper was selling well in the future, as if he had seen the handfuls of money he was about to harvest.

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Recently, I have seen many friends who are a little confused about the setting problem, and Flying Fish will make a comment on the setting problem at noon today, not that this setting is not in line with reality, but Flying Fish's brain hole may be a little too big, and I think that some people who have introduced science recently can continue to read it without reading the comments.