Chapter 57: The Pen Immortal
Chapter 57: The Pen Immortal
Me: "Hey Song Lun, didn't you say to do the right thing?" ”
Song Lun: "What's the matter, the master is not having fun?" ”
I took out my phone and looked at the time, it was already eleven o'clock in the evening.
Me: "...... It's not unhappy, it's just ...... business!"
Song Lun also glanced at the time, and then clapped his hands.
Song Lun: "Okay sisters, it's almost time, now let's focus on it." ”
After the five maid ladies came around, Song Lun whispered to me, "Master, the five of them are the people you asked me to find." ”
I was stunned for a moment, and looked at the five people in front of me who had played with me all night to kill the Three Kingdoms, just them?
Seeing my strange expression, Song Lun continued: "Master, didn't you ask me to find five ordinary people to help? Could it be that this woman can't play with her? ”
I'm ashamed, I'm asking him to find someone, but what's the matter with finding a few girls from the paper family.
Song Lun: "Oh, master, it's all about spending money to make people do things, instead of finding five passers-by on the street, it's better to spend money to play with them directly, as long as the money is in place, you can do anything." ”
Hearing him say that, that's really what happened.
At this time, one of the maid ladies raised her hand: "That, young master, what are you going to play next?" ”
Me: "Play with the pen fairy." ”
I heard that I want to play with the pen fairy, and the female companions are a little surprised, after all, what have they not played with them? But this is the first time to play the pen fairy, I have seen it on TV and movies before, and now I am a little eager to experience it for myself.
Seeing that the atmosphere is good, I began to talk about the rules, these rules are some rules that everyone knows, what if you successfully summon the pen fairy, you can't let go, you can't ask excessive things, such as asking how the pen fairy died, according to me, it is to ask the pen fairy how he died, it will arouse the resentment of the pen fairy, and it may go berserk, because the pen fairy is an ordinary ghost to put it bluntly.
The process of recruiting the pen fairy is actually a kind of psychic means in the past, this process will release a kind of information to the outside world, similar to walking by, don't miss it, attract the ghosts wandering around, and the ghosts will be attached to the pen after being attracted, then you can ask some simple questions, and the ghosts will answer you, as for what it says is true or false, of course it is false, what is the ghost talk? That's what I'm talking about, but usually people who play the pen fairy will take what the pen fairy says seriously because of the mystery of the pen fairy, which is really funny. Of course, there are also pen fairies who tell the truth, it depends on the level of the questions you ask and the questions you ask, for example, if there is a homicide case nearby, you can try to ask about the situation at the time, maybe the pen fairy you summoned just happened to be on the scene to watch, at this time you can naturally get the answer you want, after all, the pen fairy can let the ghost communicate with people, these ghosts are naturally happy to communicate with the living, and will tell you the truth.
And the reason why I let them play Stroke Fairy is very simple, I want to summon the ghosts in the neighborhood and ask me why I don't play by myself? That's because the tattoo on the back of my hand is very evil, and the signal emitted by playing the pen fairy is also different, this signal is much higher than the success rate of the signal of ordinary people playing the pen fairy, although it is twice the result with half the effort, but this is contrary to my original intention. Besides, if I am asked to summon ghosts, I don't have to play the pen fairy at all, which has a low success rate and is happy, isn't it easier to open the altar directly to summon ghosts? There are a lot of ways to summon ghosts in my lineage, among which the practice of opening the altar is the most effective way to summon ghosts. The success rate is as high as 99.9%, which can be divided into two methods to summon ghosts, one is to summon ghosts with a medium, which needs to have some things in front of the ghost, or related things, such as the birth of the eight characters, powerful warlocks can use this method to forcibly detain their souls thousands of miles away, the second is to call without any medium, pay attention to random summoning, similar to the principle of inviting runes, summon the surrounding ghosts, at this time, it depends on the face of the ghost beckoner, because if you have no face, who wants to come and help? Generally, it is definitely not a good thing for a warlock who uses this method of summoning ghosts to come over, you have no face, those ghosts are too lazy to take care of you, who will do the thankless work? Of course, you can promise to give them money afterwards, but this has a drawback, that is, you can't summon powerful ghosts at all, because powerful ghosts don't lack your money.
And buddy, what I want to summon this time is the fake ghost who made trouble in the city before.,That is, those big ghosts.,Although it's been killed at the door of the wreath shop before.,But the main ghost general ran away.,Now I just want to summon some ghosts to come and ask for clues.,It stands to reason that in this case, I use the second kind of summoning method without a medium is the most appropriate.,But buddy, I'm not orthodox in Taoism.,No face.,Second, I'm not a person who often deals with ghosts.,Can't summon those big ghosts at all.,The big ghosts are very fine., When you encounter a strange breath to summon them, there is a chance that they will not appear, plus the city is in a sensitive period recently (buddy, I slaughtered a dozen big ghosts in one go) The practice of opening the altar can't summon ghosts at all, so I changed my strategy and through the hands of others, such as now, let these women play psychic games, summoning pen fairies is a very good method, in the eyes of ghosts, powerful warlocks ask them to disdain to invite pen fairies, there must be some ordinary people who seek excitement to play, just because of this, There are usually big ghosts who patronize the scene of the pen fairy game to play tricks on people for fun, destroy the relationship between ordinary people, and talk nonsense, saying who cheats on whom, splitting legs, cuckolds or something. This is also why some people who play pen fairies will kill each other.
Me: "There's a new rule here, the mantra of the pen fairy has changed, you don't have to say it all the time, just recite it every ten minutes." I'll time you with my phone. With that, I took out my phone and started setting an alarm every ten minutes. The reason for this is very simple, the spell of inviting the pen fairy is actually a signal, as long as the spell does not stop, the signal of the pen fairy will always be, why some people can only invite one pen fairy, just because they usually stop the spell after inviting a pen fairy, of course, you can only ask one, but buddy I am different, as long as the spell does not stop, please pen fairy will continue.
Soon, there were props in the room to invite pen fairies, and I asked a few companions to play the game of inviting pen fairies with Song Lun, while I watched from the side. Time passed little by little, ten minutes later, the first alarm sounded, a very ordinary Didi sound, after a ring, I was turned off, Song Lun took the lead in chanting the spell, and then shook his head at me, indicating that he didn't feel the pen in his hand moving, and I didn't need him to remind me to know that I wasn't invited, because I didn't feel the yin qi nearby, I thought about it, reached out and patted a few times on the shoulders of several female companions, and extinguished the yang fire on their shoulders, they were startled, and they were relieved to see that it was me.
Me: "Now add a new rule, all of you should close your eyes later, please don't open your eyes no matter what you hear, otherwise you will see things you shouldn't see, but if you are brave, you can also not close your eyes, but one thing to be aware of is that no matter what you see, you must pretend not to see, do you know?" Otherwise, you'll get dirty!"
In order to increase the chances of inviting pen fairies, I extinguished the yang fire on their shoulders, and then they can see things that they usually can't see, so I can only intimidate them in order to prevent chaos.
As soon as I heard that I might see a ghost later, the atmosphere was pushed to a climax again, and the female companions were nervous and scared, and they closed their eyes one after another, but I obviously found that there was a companion who was disdainful of what I said, although I also closed my eyes, the corners of my mouth were full of disdain, I ignored it, and continued to observe the surroundings. The pen fairy game continues, at this time the whole room only the candle on the table exudes bright light, the human face looks very weird in the candlelight, the sound of Didi sounded again, the sound of the spell also began to chant after the alarm stopped, the strange sound of the spell in the quiet and dark environment can inspire more fear in people's hearts, although the pen in the hand still does not move at all, the young ladies are still happy.
"That, I...... I want to go to the toilet ......"
At this moment, an abrupt voice sounded, breaking the tense atmosphere at this time, obviously, her behavior made the others unhappy, but people have three urgency, and there is no way to do it.
I glanced at the girl, who was the best at drinking coffee just now, and the same girl who had just been dismissive of my words, and saw that her feet were clamped, and it seemed that she really couldn't hold back.
Still, I shook my head: "No, you know, something bad can happen when you stop halfway." ”
"But I really can't hold it back......"
I don't need to say it again this time, the other female escorts have spoken for me.
"Xiaoxiao, you just bear with it, the pen fairy game can't be stopped halfway, something will happen."
"Yes, yes, you bear with it."
The workers joined forces to dissuade her, and the little girl had to grit her teeth and hold back.
Another ten minutes passed, Didi's alarm rang again, the pen in her hand still didn't change, and the little face that wanted to go to the toilet had turned the color of pig liver, and finally, she broke out.
Tiny: "Ah~ That's enough! I'm going to the toilet, I don't have time to play any ridiculous pen fairy games with you, it's a lie to let go of any terrible thing that will happen, so let go of my hand, I'm going to the toilet!"
The girl's voice was mixed with a trill, she was already holding to the limit, but although she shouted so loudly, no one paid attention to her, as if she was the only one left in the room, the girl tried hard to pull her hand out of the pen, but her hand was held down by others, and she couldn't pull it out at all, tears rolled in her eyes, her mouth flattened, and she begged for mercy.
Xiaoxiao: "Let go, I really can't do it anymore and I'm going to pee...... Woohoo......"
But the strange thing is that there is still only her voice at the scene, no one pays attention to her, she looked at the few people in front of her who played with her in the pen fairy suspiciously, and found that almost all of them were clenching their teeth and closing their eyes, as if they were afraid of something, only Song Lun and another female escort played with their eyes open, but it can be seen that the female companion with her eyes open her face was pale, and the elements noticed that she slowly twisted her head around, and was stunned for a moment, at this time in the room except for me standing there, I don't know when there were three more figures, Xiaoxiao didn't react for a moment and blurted out.
"Who are the three of you?"
It's okay not to say this, who is the voice, so that the only female escort with open eyes hurriedly closed her eyes, and the other female escorts with closed eyes also trembled, their heads lowered, and their eyes closed tighter, in fact, they had already found out that something was wrong, and they didn't find it because they were concentrating on holding urine.
The three figures were attracted by the sound, and floated towards Xiaoxiao, Xiaoxiao was stunned, she grew her mouth and wanted to scream loudly, but her mouth was open for a long time and she couldn't make a sound at all, she was horrified to find that there was actually a person behind her, at this time a cold hand was covering her mouth so that she couldn't make any sound, Xiaoxiao reacted very violently, she wanted to escape, but the hand was firmly fixed on the table by others, which caused a result. As a result, other people who closed their eyes only felt the huge force of the pen in their hands, and they didn't hear a small shout, they all thought that the pen was moving by itself, so to prevent the grasp from being unstable, everyone began to exert force, and Xiaoxiao couldn't pull his hand at all. After a while, I saw that Xiaoxiao was surrounded by five ghosts, and there was no movement.
Didi ......
Song Lun and the female companion: "Pen Fairy Pen Fairy...... I am your life, if you want to renew your relationship with me, draw circles on the paper......"
After this spell, there was a gust of wind hanging on the flat ground in the room, my eyes and Song Lun's eyes looked out of the window at the same time, and I saw a big cake face with a basin I don't know when it has been pasted on it, the small eyes are pitch black, and I scanned the room for a while, and finally stopped at the people who played with the pen fairy, Song Lun's face was a little pale, and the woman's giggling sound sounded inexplicably in the room, and I could vaguely hear something like little fresh meat, I swallowed my saliva, this big cake face is actually a mother! It's so heavy, it seems to be groping for something, its face rubs against the window, and then it actually squeezes in through the crack in the window in an incredible way, and like gummies, the part that comes in is very purposeful and squirms towards Song Lun.
Song Lun was shocked, and looked at me pleadingly, but where is there still my buddy in the room?