I used a very middle hut cubicle. The shape of this hut compartment is a square with a side length of one and a half meters.

When I ran out, I put on my pants and came out. It just so happened that a drunken old officer came out of the third room on the left hand next door to me. He knows me.

My big eyes are staring, you look at me, I look at yours.

I smiled, and he said first, "Why are you here with a man?" It's a man's hut ......."

I immediately interrupted him and said loudly: "I have always been convenient in men's huts since I was a child! Never been to a woman's thatched house convenient! You don't know? Oops, today you finally know my secret. ”

The senior official was stunned when he heard this. Curious, "Why?" Do you say stupid. You can't tell the difference between a man and a woman? Was it intentional? Are you deliberately convenient in the man's hut? Oh, you're really bad......"

I deliberately interrupted him and said loudly and proudly: "My lord, this is a habit that my parents have cultivated in me since childhood. I've been growing up with this since I was a child! ”

"Huh? It turns out that your parents are fools! You're a little fool too! Ignore you! I'm leaving! The uncle immediately ran to him, and he felt ashamed and covered his face.

After Master Deng ran away, a young man suddenly said to me in the third hut next to my right, "Oh, you are a ...... No wonder I just thought something was wrong. I thought there was a female assassin, a female thief, a female hooligan......"

"You're so hungry and so hungry? Oops, sure enough, I caught your lover tonight! Come out, man! Come out! Come out! Come out! "A big girl who is troubled in the house, Jane loves and hates, and unceremoniously jumped out to teach me a lesson and make things difficult for me. She's trying to catch the man.

But the man was very clever, and he hugged his face tightly with his clothes, and his eyes were covered. In this way, he easily defeated Jane Eyre with his good skills, and rushed out and fled.

Jane Eyre saw the man flee and stomped her feet in anger. She wants to come back and beat me.

I also stretched out my face and hit her. But she was afraid of me. Because I am the emperor's big celebrity.

Suddenly, I had a bad move. I pounced on her and beat her to severe slander, then undressed her and tied her to a smelly pillar next to the hut. Naturally, her mouth was also gagged by strips of cloth torn from her clothes.

And I ran away after I was done. She was naturally so angry that she screamed desperately, but unfortunately it was completely useless.

She's also unlucky. This Jane Eyre was destined to be a victim.

It turned out that there was enough space, and soon more than thirty men took turns to go up to the hut. As a result, they all found thinly dressed maids and beauties tied to the pillars outside the thatched house. Although these people have seen this maid. It's a pity that no one wants to save her. Probably because I'm afraid of getting into trouble. The maid's call for help was ignored by everyone.

Some people say to Jane Eyre, "Hey, why are you here? Who have you offended? Your enemy is really bad-hearted. Somebody can help you. Stealing chickens doesn't make rice, so I'm not stupid. You're then tied up, you. You deserve it. I don't say anything serious about a serious woman at first glance. No one wants it in a lifetime. ”

Someone else said, "It's so unruly. You're simply not serious. Do you think men want to go crazy? You actually came here to peek at the man in the hut? For you, it's really suitable for all ages. You're trying to trick some old man into taking the throne. What a slut. Then help you. ”

Some people said to Jane Eyre: "The first time I came to Brother Jiu's mansion, I actually encountered such a strange thing as you. It seems that the fight between your wives and concubines is really fierce. Oh, I'm not stupid. Who's going to save you? You continue to be held here overnight, you. I'll lock you up for ten days! You should be thrown down the toilet! Hum! ”

Others told her, "You should be a slut!" A lifetime of meanness! You've cleaned up and tied them up here, huh? Is the cell fragrant? You're really in a good mood! Stinky girl, she deserves to be married for the rest of her life. ”

Others said to her, "Keep helping." You're begging me to take the strip of cloth off your mouth? You want to be beautiful. How bad is your mouth? Are you stupid for me? You want to cry wolf, don't you? Do you want to harm me? ”

Some people said to her: "It's rare that you want others to misunderstand what I have with you?" Wow, you're so evil. The master must add another piece of cloth to you, and two more ropes, so that you must be tightly tied. ”

Some people also said to her: "Ye is unlucky, I encountered this kind of incident." You go die, you! What a merry widow you are! Aha! It's a pity that you can't look down on you! You die! ”

Some people said to her: "Anyway, there is no one, can you go and scoop a bowl of fecal water for you to drink?" Don't you like to come to a man's cell and wait for the rabbit? You want to climb the branches with all your heart, don't you? ”

Others told her, "You only deserve to drink fecal water, you're disgusting." You'll stink for the rest of your life. Have you been taught? Well learned! No, you're so shameless, I've got to get you some fecal water for you to try. ”

Others said to her, "Ahahaha! Open your mouth, eat it quickly! Aha. ”

I am very good at pleasing Emperor Kangxi. I was able to have children. But when my first son was born, I was more satisfied with it.

I just had a baby. Now I'm holding my son.

It's not easy for me anymore. It's not because I'm incapable. It's that my way of life was too low-key at first. This line of thinking is wrong. Suddenly, I changed my mind, and I naturally wanted to shine more and more.

I know very well that only a capable woman can go on. Opportunistic women who rely on luck will soon fall and be destroyed. Then it turned into a sky full of stars after the explosion.

Thankfully, I have the ability, the energy, and the interest to keep going. I've learned how to manage my life. I would do two people each. One is to practice martial arts. I am cultivating internal family skills. So I don't have a fixed set of tricks for my cultivation.

Those who are not confined to meditation and practice. I can walk casually, even if I am standing or sitting or lying in a daze.

I looked at the midwifery line next to me. I have nothing to say to them. They just walked out on their hind legs.

I looked down at my son, who was completely awake and still squirming. I nodded in satisfaction.

My son is very active and active. I began to cultivate my son with a good art that would be useful for a lifetime. That's dancing. Because it will bring joy and pleasure to my son.

My son dances rhythmically with me in bed.

It was the first time I danced in my bed to celebrate myself. The people outside also saw through the screen window. I'm in good health. It doesn't bleed. I'm not afraid of the cold.

My son is crying and yelling. In fact, I was very excited and happy. So, my son is encouraging me and cheering for himself to be born.

When Lao Jiu saw me in the house, he had to look at me again.

Lao Jiu said one word: "Good!" ”

I casually said to Lao Jiu outside: "Lao Jiu, do you think you are worthy?" ”

"Aha......" the people outside laughed.

Everyone in the house is basically used to me dismantling the old nine from time to time.

I have repeatedly pressed Lao Jiu unceremoniously to raise the bar.

Lao Jiu felt quite aggrieved and pitiful.

Lao Jiu was aggrieved and said to me honestly: "Why do you oppress me every time you see me...... You will all sin against me! Alas! You've got what it takes! You can't analyze it with common sense. Your pride is indeed a reflection of your abilities. You can do wonders......"

"Don't be verbose, Lao Jiu! You need to know what you need to do! "Lao Shi likes me.

Lao Jiu immediately took out a holy decree, as if he had deliberately hidden it for a long time. He deliberately read it out now.

"Fengtian carrier, the emperor Zhao said. There is a wonderful lady of Wei Miaohua! Talented! Please! I will give you a question, and if you can solve it within five years, you will be rewarded. Otherwise, I will decide to marry Horqin Mongolia! Chin this! ”

I guess there's something special about it.

It turned out that I was too good, and the emperor was under pressure to give me what I wanted. That's why there is this kind of holy decree.

"The decree has been given, you ...... man"

A slut who didn't have a noble girl slapped the old lady until all her teeth were knocked out. I kicked my guard off her waist again.

Naturally, the people who came with her will kill all my servants.

I can kill people in front of the Holy Decree, this is my courage and pride.

Lao Jiu is indeed not a good person. But I don't plan to let Lao Jiu go like this.

I politely shouted at Lao Jiu: "This is the order of Lord Wei Miaohua, Lao Jiu, don't you kneel down to greet you?" ”

I suddenly took it out, and I was already the authoritative official position of the female Belle Lord and the female admiral of the Qing Dynasty.

My people grabbed all the women in the Nine Elder Brothers' Mansion and outside the mansion who were waiting for the opportunity to climb up for me. That's what I do. I'm not going to take advantage of anyone else.

Lao Jiu knelt down with a thud.

I immediately ordered Lao Jiu through the door and window: "From today onwards, you will be abolished as a commoner!" And imprisoned in the black room for life, not to be released! Do you think I can't deal with you? Old Nine. No one in the world is smarter than me. Except for the old ten, they are all put to death! ”

My people are not simple, I killed all the midwives first. and killed all the guests and the minions in the old nine mansions. In the end, Lao Jiu's wives and concubines and mistresses were all killed.

I'm a domineering person, that's not covered.

I mocked Lao Jiu and said, "Lao Jiu, Lao Jiu, do you think you are taller than me? You deceived others, you can't fool people like me! It's disgusting, a bunch of people are watching you ascend to heaven. Find a way to squeeze me out. I've never said I accepted someone else, huh? ”

I continued to taunt Lao Jiu: "I didn't say that I would tolerate you!" Old Nine! Do you think you have lived for so many days because you fought for it? You don't matter, everyone who opposes me does. You are nothing more than a bait, and I use you to fish. I'm just going to get rid of these hidden dangers. ”

I continued to taunt Lao Jiu and said, "Without my consent, no one will want to get a little oil and water from you." ”

Lao Jiu cried bitterly, and he cried to me: "Okay! Little mare pony cubs! Good! ”

That's what I'm dreaming about tonight.

Because a newcomer was sleeping next to me, she overheard me talking in my sleep.

Of course, I immediately snapped her neck and broke it. I then used eight ropes to easily kill the other eight slaves in the house.

I went outside the house again. I saw five more rooms occupied. I also threw out 433 long ropes at once, and unceremoniously killed all the slaves and maids who slept or did not sleep in the house.

I'm already on a killing spree. His eyes were also slightly red. Naturally, I'm going to set this place on fire and destroy the corpses. Then I left the yard. I went to a second yard far to the west.

In this courtyard lives the concubine that Brother Jiu likes. And they are basically famous concubines.

I've killed all 57 people in this courtyard. Whether it's a concubine or a slave, they all killed me. He also set fire to the courtyard and destroyed the corpses.

Next I went to the third yard. Because this yard turned off the lights and went to sleep. Sleeping inside is a greedy side Fujin official daughter, a Jiangnan woman called Yu Miaohua.

At the same time, I used my strong martial arts to kill two more courtyards, because they were also two side blessings and all the people in the courtyard slept.

I also killed two people in the courtyard who didn't sleep, drink, and have fun. Anyway, the yard where I killed people was on fire.

I even killed the remaining three courtyards with high martial arts when the whole mansion was in turmoil. Because each yard has a side blessing in it. So I need to do it.

I also killed the seven hundred slaves and maids in the house who were smart and had hidden dangers and good luck when the whole house was in turmoil.

Brother Nine came out of a woman's room. The woman followed. Brother Jiu abandoned her and left. Anyway, I quickly tortured and killed this beauty when no one was around.

My next coping strategy was to find Lao Jiu's children. But I'm not kind. But when I found a ninth daughter, she took it away to an old woman. I just gave up. But I had my men follow the two of them.

I'm going to look for Lao Jiu's eldest daughter again. This time I saw the eight-year-old Gege hiding. I hated her even more. I ostensibly picked up my eight-year-old Gege, who was hiding under a low rock in the corner of a yard. I took her in my arms again and went to find the other children of Brother Jiu.

On the way, I met a woman I didn't know, so I handed her the eight-year-old Gege and said, "Take her away." She's the Gege of the house. I still have something. ”

After that, I'll go to find the other children in Lao Jiufu. But I didn't find it. Of course, that strange woman must have a sense of morality. So she nodded firmly at me, and hurriedly left the fourth mansion with the eight-year-old Gege.

Lao Jiu has six daughters and four sons. It seems that the big Gege I rescued just now is the last Gege not to be rescued. And the last little Gege I saw and left was the last second Gege to be saved.

It seems that the other children were rescued safely.

I fresh: "It seems that everyone else in the house is taking care of the children they take care of." Don't care about the other children at all. It shows how powerful the intrigue in the house is. Every woman is on the same page. I saw a lot of people who were as hostile to other women as I was. It's just that the people in the house are more than good at camouflaging and covering up. ”

Suddenly, I heard a young man screaming in pain.

I quickly searched for it. I saw a pillar of fire pressing down on an unfortunate one. I immediately rushed over and directly reached out and kicked which pillar was moved. I was holding the burning pillar of fire in both hands. But I just don't know the pain.

For the pain in my heart is a hundred times greater than the burning of my hands and arms.

I looked down and saw that it was a little eunuch with a fire in his back. He liked it as soon as I saw it.

I found that I had completely raised the pillar of fire.

I shouted to the stupid little eunuch youth, "Climb out by yourself." I couldn't shake him. My feet were also crushed and I was carrying the weight......"

The little eunuch understood. It immediately took him 17 seconds to fully climb out. I breathed a sigh of relief, and I opened my mouth to gasp and roar, "Babble-"

I am still the Lord of strength. With great effort, I pushed the burning pillar away a little, and the pillar pushed me forward to the left. I can't care about it, I want to turn around and rescue the little eunuch who can only cry first.

I fell to the ground. The fire on my arms and chest, and legs, was quickly rubbed on the ground, and it was completely extinguished. I pounced again, hugged the back of the little eunuch and young man, and easily extinguished the fire on him through friction.

I'm really going to get up. An old man came over with excitement and tears in his eyes. He had an ancient lamp in his hand. I think it's pretty good, and I have greedy little eyes. The old man cried and laughed at me.

After a while, more than a dozen people came, although they were wounded, but under the pressure of the old man's stern gaze, they had to stop and escape with the two of us who were badly burned.

"Oops! It hurts to death! It hurts to death! Ah! Ah! Dead dead! "This little eunuch is still naughty and screaming.

I laughed and quickly comforted: "Okay, okay, the fire has been extinguished!" Your life was saved! ”

"Really? My life was saved, huh? How many skins do I have left? How much less do you see my toes? Look at how many of my fingers are left! Ah! It hurts to death! It hurts to death! Who are you talking about? The little eunuch asked lively.

I smiled, I didn't want to tell him.

It didn't take long for the two of us to hug each other and carry them out. I'm not unconscious. Anyway, the two of us put it on the cold bluestone floor in an alley outside. The wounded ran away for fear of getting into trouble. I just got off the back of the little eunuch.

He bared his teeth in pain and cried out, "Oops! Ah! Ah! Don't rip my skin! I don't have much skin left! We've been like this for the rest of our lives! I'd rather not be separated! You let me go! The skin is burnt, ah! Ah! Oops......"

I had to comfort: "Okay, okay, as you wish!" I'll use you as a mat! ”

I quickly laid it down again.

I said casually, "We're going to be conjoined babies from now on, and I think that's good......"

I used all my strength to say this, and I fell asleep.

Seven days later

Midday.

I woke up. I'm actually in the palace. And although Brother Jiu was next to me, he just praised me with a face that praised the good people: "You are very brave and desperate. Saved a little eunuch! Good! When I finally saw that the little eunuch was also hurting! You're such a good woman......"

I anxiously interrupted him and said, "What about others? The two of us said we wanted to be conjoined babies? ”

My words shocked Lao Jiu and everyone around him. Everyone was stunned.

There was a palace maid who was clever, and she was the first to react. She pointed down with her finger. I looked down and saw that I was still pressed against the back of a sleeping little eunuch.

I breathed a sigh of relief. I picked him up. I closed my eyes and rested.

Because I suddenly remembered that we had passed out and met a strange old man. He was the first to notice us. Then give the two of us a little bit of processing. Especially since he changed the skin of the two of us first according to my request.

I remember this.

So it's no wonder that Brother Jiu doesn't know me anymore. I pretended that Fu Jin only heard that she was a foodie, and she was not favored at all, so no one knew what she looked like. It's no wonder that Lao Jiu doesn't know me anymore. After all, I've already changed my face.

"What do you want?" A concubine couldn't help but step forward and asked curiously.

I couldn't help but say, "I feel like I want a home." Even if it's a small thatched hut! ”

"Good! Bagatelle! The concubine nodded in satisfaction.

I couldn't help but say, "Actually, I want a big thatched house." ”

When the concubine heard this, she immediately smiled: "Okay." Promise you too. You two are pretty much fun. He can be regarded as a person who shares hardships and hardships. And the skin is glued together. It's time to be together. What a fate. ”

The concubine smiled: "This fate must be baptized with fire!" Oops, that's touching! I know what you want, no more talking! No matter how stupid I am, I can see it? That's great! A natural pair! Hahahaha. ”

"You know me?" Lao Jiu stepped forward again and asked.

"Nothing...... There is no friendship. Just looked at it a few times. There is no friendship. I said casually.

Lao Jiu nodded and said, "Okay." It's good if you don't have a relationship. What do you think you owe you......"

Lao Jiu didn't expect that I had passed out.

Naturally, our injuries were very serious. But luckily, a father-in-law saw it. He was sent to the hospital for treatment. So for the time being, a life was saved.

13 days later

Lao Jiu sat on the threshold of the door and cried. Because he lost many of his sons and daughters in the fire.

Lao Jiu said to himself: "I don't know where my two children have gone? Oh my son? I miss you! How are you? Woooooo This damn fire! The murder father lost the child! ”

I woke up, and I said to Lao Jiu: "If you want to track people, it will probably be better to track them with a dog's nose, okay?" ”

Lao Jiuyi seemed to have rekindled his hope when he heard it. So Lao Jiu walked in and thanked me: "This is a good way, why didn't you think of it?" Okay, you continue to recuperate, and we're going to chase the children. ”

After saying that, Lao Jiu hurriedly turned around and ran out.

Emperor Kangxi was also sad and cried after hearing the tragic fact that the mansion of the ninth elder brother was on fire and his wife was separated. For the past 13 days, the emperor has been crying day and night.

As soon as Lao Jiu left, the emperor came in.

The Emperor was now standing at the door, looking at me, and I was amazed. Then he and I looked at each other for a long time. The emperor became even more curious about me, and the emperor walked up to me and scolded with a smile: "What should I do if I see me?" Oops, a fire burned you stupid......"

I quickly interrupted the emperor and said with sincerity: "I am just feeling an old man crying with grief because of the loss of his family. The real emotions that this old man unintentionally revealed were very touching. I'm trying hard to feel it. ”

When the emperor heard this, he really stopped complaining about me.

The Emperor nodded in satisfaction and asked, "Do you know me?" ”

I smiled and said, "I can see at a glance that there is no doubt that the appearance and emotion of this age must be the emperor." ”

When Emperor Kangxi heard this, he was quite surprised. At that time, I was even more interested. The Emperor sat on the edge of the bed. He had tears in his eyes, snot in his nose and a harness in the corners of his mouth. The emperor said to me, "Hey, why did you go to the Ninth Elder Brother's Mansion? ”

I said slyly and truthfully: "I want to take advantage of the fire to rob and pick up something to use!" ”

When the emperor heard this, he was very disappointed, and simply slapped me.

However, the emperor thought that I was a marketman without family discipline, so I learned the three indiscriminate ways to make a living, and the emperor still did not dislike me.

The emperor said earnestly, "You have to change it." But what does the Nine Elder Brother Mansion have? What did you pick up? It's rare to be this little eunuch? Did you lose a bag of stuff you picked up on your way away? Or did you trip and lose a bag of things, gold, silver, jewelry? You deserve it. ”

I said truthfully: "There can't be clothes in the ruins, they were burned." There was no gold or silver jewelry anywhere. I didn't see it. I ran all the way east, inspected a room, and found nothing but ruins. ”

The emperor was a little nervous, and he was very suspicious of me, so I asked: "If you dare to deceive me, I will punish you for the crime of deceiving the king!" ”

I swallowed my saliva and said to the emperor seriously, "I really don't see any financial things. But I saw a lot of people running out in a panic. But I'm not a robber after all, my children and grandchildren pick up garbage! Hey, they only seem to have their belongings, and they don't have time to pack their bags, right? “”

I added, "I see that they are all panicking, but they are nervous and scared. Even if you have something in your hand, you lose it. It doesn't matter if it's lost. Hey, how did the things in this house disappear in this hurry? ”

The Emperor believed me. The emperor thought for a moment and asked tentatively, "Could it be that who put a smoke bomb and an oolong in this arson case?" Is the purpose to transfer property? Don't you see a lot of people who can carry a lot of possessions away? ”

I recalled telling the emperor truthfully: "I see that they are so panicked that they don't even bother to take the children away." I don't even want the child to fall off. They barely carry any baggage! They don't listen to orders. There is indeed a special person who will only be there. They just don't listen. I ran away on my own. When they saw an opening, they ran away! ”

The emperor looked very serious when he heard this.

The Emperor asked again, "You really didn't stop by with anything?" Indeed, there is no money at all next to you. You have no money in you. You're all meticulous. And it's charred black charcoal, and there's really nothing left. ”

I said to the emperor: "Your Majesty, I have a suspicion, this Ninth Elder Brother's mansion is on fire, and there are naturally people like me who have moved their minds at a glance, and there are quite a few." ”

I continued: "The neighborhood of this Nine Elder Brother Mansion is also relatively densely populated. I wasn't the first to arrive. Naturally, others went first and scattered, and looted everything. Am I useless? ”

When the emperor heard this, he was embarrassed, so he had to nod his head, thinking that I was reasonable.

I finally added: "Your Majesty, something like this must be a thief." There are a lot of people who usually focus on the Nine Elder Brothers' mansions. And it's hard to prevent thieves! I also heard that Brother Jiu's mansion recruited those people, all of whom were greedy for money. Oh, whether it's a man or a woman, they're all very greedy. ”

The Emperor gasped. He nodded, he believed what I said.

The emperor patted me on the head, and he walked out. I just smiled and watched the emperor walk out.

It turned out that the place where the skin on the back of me and the little eunuch was connected was actually the skin on the waist and thighs of the two of them. So I was still able to get up on my own with my head held high. My chest and the back of the little eunuch can still be separated at an angle of sixty degrees.

The Emperor listened firmly. Sure enough, I found a few stewards in the Ninth Elder Brother's Mansion.

After the emperor's interrogation, sure enough, seven men and women were in charge and confessed. It is indeed mentioned that Brother Jiu did attract a lot of greedy fox friends and dogs in the mansion because he indulged in fun and eating and drinking. Fooling around in the house all day long.

The seven stewards also said that it was these fox friends and dog parties who brought the ninth elder brother badly. But Brother Jiu is remote and pampered with them. Brother Jiu is also very, so there are many spoiled women in the house. There are even hundreds of them. These stewards emphasized these points.

So many people said that there was a miasma of smoke in the Nine Elder Brothers' mansion, and the emperor completely believed it.

The emperor felt sorry for his son, who had been fooling around for many years in the past, and it was very unpleasant. The two hated this group of fox friends and dogs for bringing down the Nine Elder Brothers. By the way, the emperor imposed his anger on this group of fox friends and dogs. There is also the first to rob the robber emperor of the Nine Elder Brothers' mansion and the thieves in the mansion, and the minions and the thieves of the Fox Friends and Dog Party are also firmly locked in.

Of course, the emperor also locked up many alleys outside the Ninth Elder Brother's mansion, and there were hundreds of poor people in the densely populated inside.

Sure enough, the officers and soldiers and guards went from house to house, and sure enough, every family robbed a lot of money, very valuable, and good-looking, real money, silver, and property.

But every family, the poor and the common people were united in their words, and they insisted that they did not go to the mansion of the ninth elder brother to rob the property. There are even poor people who are not virtuous and insist that they are their own property. In short, not a single poor person has confessed his guilt. Everyone, the common people are playing scoundrels, resisting death, refusing to hand back, playing rhythm finance. even scolded the emperor. Some people even scolded the emperor for taking advantage of the fire to rob the finances of poor people.

When I carried the little eunuch Xiaoman and I to the cell on a stretcher. Kangxi Ye is personally executing seven poor people. But the poor people are more cunning than the other. They can't be tied with ropes. They were struggling to escape, and some even tried to pounce and beat Emperor Kangxi angrily.

I was very smart, and suddenly I saw a huge one-man tall vase on one side.

I immediately pointed to the large vase and shouted: "Fakes!" At most, it's worth more than forty taels of silver, and it can't fool me. ”

Emperor Kangxi was surprised, stood up and walked over to look at the large vase, and sure enough, he found that the workmanship was rough and not a priceless thing. And it's a bargain, a bargain from a street stall. Sure enough, it's a fake.

The emperor sighed and said nothing.

I said smartly: "Your Majesty, this broken bottle should be the bottle of the little people." Isn't this broken bottle a piece of evidence? Whether this broken bottle is placed at the side door of the gate, the small door, and the back door, it is not worthy! ”

When the emperor heard this, he nodded in agreement and said, "Well, how can this broken bottle be used as evidence?" It must be from the ordinary people's family. It's not worthy of being in the Nine Elder Brothers' Mansion. Take! Return it to its original place. Oops, embarrassing. No wonder the little people want to scold me. Oh, I've lost a lot this time. ”

I looked back at the thumb-sized jade earrings worn by a woman in her thirties in the middle on her left and right ears. The emperor got angry and reached out to rip it off.

I immediately grabbed the emperor's braids. The emperor was in pain and stopped.

I anxiously shouted to the emperor: "Your Majesty, these jade earrings look like a fake with many flaws." This is the property of the little people. These jade earrings must not exceed three taels of silver. At most, it's a little more than two or two. And it's very likely to buy one and get one free! ”

When the emperor heard this, he immediately lost interest. The emperor nodded and said, "Well, no wonder I have been looking at it for a long time just now, these jade earrings do have a lot of flaws." It looks good, but in fact, it is a fake. Oops it's not worth it! It's probably a stall again! Oops, embarrassing. ”

The emperor turned back to a certain sharp-beaked monkey cheek father-in-law and said, "Are these jade earrings also evidence of crime?" Oops, you can tell it's a fake. That's the property of the little people. Oops, how did it get confused? Hurry up and change it. ”

The father-in-law immediately said, "Yes, yes, yes!" Yes, yes, yes! Slaves listen to the emperor! The minion also thinks it looks good, and thinks it's something valuable. The minions thought it was the stolen property of the Ninth Elder Brother's mansion. Actually, I don't know the minions. Heck, the more I look at it now, the less it looks. Ugly is dead. What a fake. ”

As a result, the woman in her thirties smiled bitterly and snickered.

I looked back at the hapless old man on the left hand side of the female prisoner. This old man is wearing a black bearskin gown.

I saw that the bear's skin was crumpled and had many small holes that had been eaten by insects. There are even a lot of patches.

The old man asked tentatively, "Could it be that this gown on your grandfather is also a fake, and it is not the property in the Ninth Elder Brother's Mansion?" You've got to be honest! Tell me about it? ”

I sighed and said casually, "Look at it, there are so many little moth-eaten holes." There are so many small holes. Also, the skin is still crumpled. The skin has shrunk up to look so ugly. Oops, how can it be a genuine black bear skin? It's a fake for sure. At first glance, you can tell that it is a black dog skin. At most, it's a wolfdog skin! ”

I looked back at the emperor, and as soon as the emperor stomped his feet, he also nodded and agreed: "Well, at most, it's a black dogskin!" Black wolf dog skin! Definitely not a black bear leather genuine. At most, whose black dog killed and ate meat, this black dog was skinned off. The common people used it themselves to make black coats. Oh, I can't look down on it. ”

The Emperor said to me, "Look at it again, what are the other bargains that are confused?" Don't get mixed in. It's just a mix. Oh, the people's things will be returned to the people. I've put you in charge. Go check it out. ”

I saw a female prisoner come out and walk right in front of me. She's pretty good-looking.

I smiled and said, "Oh, with my understanding of Brother Jiu, this woman looks like a murderer at first glance." Look at her appearance, I can't wait to eat the man alive! ”

I continued: "Drinking wine and eating meat is not left with bones and hair! At first glance, this woman is a bad daughter-in-law married by an unlucky person. Oops, Kefukezi and Ke Daddy. Oops, it's not over yet. She is also an aunt, a sister-in-law, a brother-in-law, a brother-in-law! Heck, it's not over yet.

Summer

9:16 p.m.

If I have a skill, I think my skill is strong in skills and martial arts. Fortunately, I have strong martial arts. So when I was doing farm work, I could be ninety people alone.

Therefore, I do one day of farm work, which is equivalent to 90 days of farm work for ordinary people. That's why I'm very good at doing farm work. I'm also proud of my ability.

I was carrying a large bamboo basket on my back. In this bamboo basket are 14 children. My baby was born at around 8 o'clock this morning.

Because I am strong in martial arts, I dare to live a good life from scratch in the mountains alone.

Actually, I woke up at 6 o'clock in the morning because of a stomachache. That's why I've just been here for a day in the mountains. I immediately decided to start cultivating food on the grass in the open space outside my house at about 9 o'clock in the morning. After that, I decided to farm and become a peasant woman with peace of mind.

In fact, because I not only have martial arts, but also magic weapons and Taoism, I am not afraid of living on the top of this mountain. As far as I could see, there were 100,000 mountains in the distance.

But I love the feeling of being surrounded by mountains. I felt very peaceful and comfortable. Finally got rid of the days of open and secret fighting. Sure enough, I had to start from scratch in the end.

Thankfully, I have been preserving these rice seeds and many vegetable and fruit seeds in the past. That's why I have the seeds to start plowing the land for a living. Farm tools are my magic weapons.

And my various magic weapons are very practical to do farm work. I feel very satisfied.

But I'd better be cautious and prepare some slaves to work for me. I stopped. I put the big bamboo basket on the ground, I squatted and picked up a handful of dirt and easily pinched out forty young middle-aged men and women.

Coupled with the blessing of illusion, these forty people have become forty living people of flesh and blood.

The leader is a burly, intelligent and strong man, whose name is Timely Rain.

Shi Yu said to me, "Chief, where are we going?" Again, there is no house. How inconvenient. Let's build a mud compound nearby. It's so close to the fields. Do you think you think it? ”