Chapter 43: I have never seen such a brazen person

Facing the questioning of the female hooligan, Lin Fan was decisive and heartfelt, after all, the hero did not suffer the loss in front of him, and said with a sad face: "Don't dare." ”

Lin Ziyi looked at the embarrassed Lin Fan, felt more and more interesting, and was about to tease him again. As a result, at this time, Guo Ba, who was originally walking in front, found that he had walked for a long time, as if he had lost two people, so he turned back and shouted at the two of them in a loud voice: "What are you two doing in the back?" Hurry up. ”

Lin Ziyi's face turned red, glared at Lin Fan and said, "It's all your fault, I'm scolded." ”

Lin Fan: "It's too much, why do you blame me for everything." ”

Lin Ziyi: "Don't blame you, do you blame me?" ”

Lin Fan thought about it carefully and said, "Isn't it you who took the initiative to stir up trouble?" ”

Lin Ziyi's tone gradually rose: "Huh? What did you say? ”

Lin Fan: "Ahem, I mean let's go, Guo Ba is dying of hunger." ”

Lin Ziyi: "Hmm, I'm starving to death, go quickly." ”

In this way, the two of them fought and played along the way, stopping and stopping, and finally arrived at their destination for a long time, only to find that Guo Ba and Xiaohong had already begun to eat, and they did not mean to wait for them at all.

Lin Ziyi: "Okay, how can you not wait for me and enjoy the food alone?" ”

Guo Ba: "Who asked you two to grind and chirp, when you arrive and order, it is estimated that it will be dark after eating, let's order first and wait for the two of you to arrive and eat directly, isn't it to save time?" ”

Lin Ziyi: "What you said makes sense, but it doesn't hide the fact that you two are stealing food behind our backs." Little Fanzi, are you right? ”

Lin Fan's voice was a little vague: "Ah, well, yes, yes, yes." ”

Lin Ziyi turned his head and found that this product had already taken out the dishes and chopsticks and started eating, not only selling sushi, but also barbecue and small hot pot. There is a small grill and a small stove on the seat, and you can bake whatever you need to eat.

Lin Fan was eating Zhenghuan with Guo Ba's freshly grilled slices of meat, and when Lin Ziyi asked him, he happened to chew the meat in his mouth, and it was inevitable that he couldn't make it clear.

Lin Ziyi: "Are you so fast?" ”

Lin Fan: "If I don't hurry up, I'm afraid there won't be anything left." Saying that, Lin Fan pointed at Xiaohong.

Lin Ziyi raised his eyes and saw that Xiaohong didn't need a grill, so he picked up the meat with the sauce and sent it straight to his mouth, and then a large amount of flames poured out of his mouth, and the meat was cooked in an instant, and then swallowed it in one fell swoop, occasionally smashing it and smashing it, and then swallowing two boxes of sushi. And the plates with barbecue next to Xiaohong have been piled up, and there is even a waiter waiting for them to prepare the dishes.

Lin Ziyi suddenly became anxious, and shouted: "Leave me a little, I'm really hungry, my little stomach is hungry." ”

However, before she could react, Lin Fan stuffed a piece of roasted sauce meat in her mouth. Lin Ziyi felt that his taste buds were instantly captured by the sweet and spicy sauce and soft meat, chewed a few times and swallowed it into his stomach, then smacked his mouth a few times, puffed out his cheeks and looked at Lin Fan, "I want more." ”

Lin Fan couldn't help but be a little amused, moved the bowl that was already full of barbecue and sushi in front of her, and said with a smile: "I finally know why you like Xiaohong so much." ”

Lin Ziyi asked while eating, "Why?" ”

Lin Fan: "Because you are both foodies, but you can't eat without him, at most you are a snack." ”

Lin Ziyi huffed: "What's wrong with the foodie, the foodie has eaten your rice, hum." ”

Guo Ba, who was sitting on the other side of the dinner table, looked at the intimate posture of the two at this time, and couldn't help laughing: "Then maybe, I can't say that I will really eat his rice in the future." ”

Lin Ziyi's face was slightly red, her beautiful eyes glared at Guo Ba, and then she decisively stretched out her chopsticks, and snatched away the piece of meat that Guo Ba was about to clip, Meimei stuffed it into her mouth, and scolded with a smile: "You talk a lot." ”

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, Lin Ziyi half lay on the chair, touched his little belly with his hand, and said with emotion: "It's over, if I follow you like this every day to eat delicious food, I will become a little fat boy." ”

Lin Fan: "I guess you shouldn't have thought that way when you grabbed the meat just now." ”

Lin Ziyi: "I... I'm respecting food. ”

Lin Fan: "No, you're just simply gluttonous. ”

Lin Ziyi: "Only when you are full can you have the strength to lose weight." ”

Lin Fan: "After eating, I don't want to lose weight anymore." ”

Lin Ziyi: "......"

Lin Fan: "Why don't you speak, do you think what I said is right?" ”

Lin Ziyi: "No, I'm just thinking about how to kill you." ”

Lin Fan suddenly sweated profusely: "I think it's actually thin now, it's okay to eat a little more, health is the most important." ”

Lin Ziyi: "What's the use of saying that you're thin, you straight man of steel, you don't understand a girl's figure." ”

Guo Ba didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement: "Eh, Lin Fan lies on the window with me every day to watch the thighs of beautiful women, he has an opinion, you should refer to his opinion." ”

Lin Fan handed over an eye knife: "The thief harmed me." ”

Lin Ziyi looked at Lin Fan with a smile, beautiful and dangerous: "Oh, is that so?" ”

Lin Fan: "Actually, it's all Guo Ba who wants to see it, and then every time I reject him with righteous words, dissuade him, and despise him." ”

Lin Ziyi: "I believe you are a ghost, neither of you is a good person." ”

Just when Lin Fan felt that he couldn't wash himself by jumping into the Yellow River, the waiter came, and then easily changed the topic with a word.

I saw him say to Guo Ba: "Hello sir, a total of 1,380 yuan was consumed, are you WeChat or Alipay." He bowed slightly, probably to express his respect for the big dog.

Guo Ba was stunned for a moment, turned his head and stared at Lin Fan and Lin Ziyi with wide eyes.

I saw Lin Fan bowing his head and playing with his mobile phone and whispering, "It is said that a new commander-level spirit beast has recently been discovered in the wild in Hangzhou City, and now you have to be careful when you go to the wild." ”

And Lin Ziyi smiled skillfully, the pear vortex was shallow, and he was caressing Xiaohong's soft and shiny hair upside down, while Xiaohong was unwilling to move now because she had just eaten a big meal, and was lying on the ground to take a nap.

Looking at the ghost appearance of these two goods, Guo Ba thought to himself that after all, I carried everything alone, so he squeezed out a smile and asked the waiter, "Aren't you self-helping?" How can it be so expensive? ”

The waiter's image of a big dog in his heart was instantly shattered, but he still patiently explained: "I guess you understand it wrongly, we have never used a self-service format since we opened, and our ingredients are all freshly imported, so the price may be a little more expensive." ”

Guo Ba thought to himself, you are a little more expensive, this meal has made my already not very wealthy family even worse. So Guo Ba could only grit his teeth with tears and endure the myocardial infarction and pay for the meal.

The waiter saw that Guo Ba's expression was wrong, and asked again and again when Guo Ba was paying the bill: "Sir, are you uncomfortable: we can call you 120 here." ”

Guo Ba could only squeeze out a fake smile again, trying to make his voice appear normal: "No need, it's just that the air conditioner in your store is a little big, and I'm just a little cold." ”

Waiter: "Okay, I'll go down right away." ”

After the waiter left, Lin Fan, who was originally looking down at his mobile phone, and Lin Ziyi, who was petting the fox, laughed loudly together: "Hahaha, I'm laughing to death, Mr. Guo, are you uncomfortable?" ”

"No, I don't, it's just that your prices make me a little uncomfortable."

"Hahahaha"

Guo Ba: "You two just laugh, you lack virtue and lack home." I know that I am an honest person. Lin Ziyi, you are a ghost, aren't you self-helping? Isn't it very affordable? Aha, dead liar. ”

Lin Ziyi: "This witch knows that she is wrong, I volunteered to write a 2,000-word review, plus a video of kneeling and apologizing, but before that, please let me finish laughing." Hahaha. ”

Guo Ba looked at Lin Fan with an unkind expression: "What about you?" ”

Lin Fan: "She writes a review? How is that possible? You also believe this kind of nonsense, so I supervise her for you and let her reflect on it. ”

Lin Ziyi: "......"

Guo Ba: "......, it's such a fresh and refined excuse, I don't want to scold you." ”

Lin Fan: "That's great, it can save you some saliva." ”

Guo Ba: "I really thank you for thinking about me. ”

Lin Fan: "Eh, you're welcome, we've been friends for so many years, what is this, if you really don't want to go, just invite me to dinner next time, emmmmm I'll see it tomorrow, I'll be free after the exam tomorrow, what do you think?" ”

The corners of Guo Ba's mouth twitched: "I have never seen such a brazen person." ”

Lin Ziyi, who couldn't stand up with a straight smile, also gave Lin Fan a thumbs up tremblingly.