Plum Blossom Linghan 224, Zhou Gonggong came, and the emperor came to catch the thief
All the people in the room got up, and I nodded to all the people in the room.
Yinzhen's face was already very bad.
Yin Zhen lowered her voice and said to the old grandmother: "Grandma, you know the way of medicine, what will happen to her?" ”
I was not angry, aggrieved, and had a bad temper, so I casually shouted: "What else? Dig it! It hurts! What else? Do it again! It hurts! ”
As soon as I finished speaking, the people inside and outside the house, Liu Seventy, immediately couldn't help but snicker. Including the old grandmother and Yinzhen, they all gave me a pitiful amusement.
An old man came in, and it was the emperor's chief manager.
But I did. I complained to my husband across the door and shouted grievances: "Father-in-law Zhou, the person in front of Huang Ama." Go back and say that the placenta hasn't come out yet! ”
When Father-in-law Zhou heard this, he stopped, and was still walking in the patio, and he hadn't walked to the door yet, Father-in-law Zhou gasped, unhappy and reluctantly retorted: "Who wants to go back?" How do you make a difference? ”
Father-in-law Zhou complained very much about seeing the old woman. The old lady was very angry and grabbed Yinzhen's collar, and the old mother scolded wittily: "Yinzhen, you are not virtuous, so you have made her suffer." Look at you, how did you do it? If you don't get it right, you will bleed profusely. Also, if you can't get it once, you have to dig it again, and if you don't get it right, she will still die. The placenta is to be removed. Otherwise, the pregnant woman will die. The placenta is also a matter of human life. Obviously, the placenta is very firmly adherent. And it was very inside. She's going to suffer. It may not be possible to solve this big problem at once for a while. Why do some women die after giving birth? It's a placenta problem. The placenta of a woman who was lucky enough to slip out completely. Bad luck woman, placenta has residual in the uterus, I have seen enough of her. ”
When Yinzhen heard this, she was in a bad mood and was about to get angry. Blame others.
I wittily said in time: "Although I have no experience, I think I don't just have a placenta, but also a baby!" ”
"Huh?" More than seventy people inside and outside the house were stunned.
I sat up, and I was embarrassed and said, "If this baby comes out and the placenta comes out, then I will too." If it's not good, then I'm going to be unlucky. ”
"It's been two children for a long time, and of course the placenta hasn't come out yet. The child is in the placenta. This placenta has two children? Oops, that's amazing. Mama Li in the room smiled.
I quickly corrected: "It's not about raising two, it's about raising three." ”
"Huh?" Many people inside and outside the house died of surprise again.
I simply said, "I'm not in the mood for a baby at all!" ”
Yin Zhen laughed when she heard it: "Because she still has a hard time to eat, she is not in the mood to milk the baby, forget it, I don't get angry, I don't care." Please give birth to the child. The placenta has nothing to do with the master. That's your woman's thing. Hand over the child quickly. The last step is to deliver the goods. ”
I sighed and said aggrievedly, "But will I be in pain?" ”
The women in the room laughed. The fourteen people in the room were all played by the daughter-in-law of an official with gynecological experience, and they were just serving me temporarily. When the child is born, they are free.
Yin Zhen said disapprovingly at the door: "It doesn't hurt." What are you afraid of? Didn't you give birth to one? Who called you greedy. Don't know what you were doing? Why aren't others greedy? And you're going to mess around! Oops, a ghost idea, a bad stomach. ”
Gonggong Zhou immediately walked to the door and said arrogantly and unceremoniously: "You are greedy, and you can settle your own affairs." Yinzhen told you about you. If you didn't make it clear just now, Yinzhen refused to milk the baby because of you. Oops, Yinzhen turned his face. Okay, do you have any intention of giving birth? The miscellaneous family was a little uncomfortable and had to go to the toilet. Are you fast or slow? ”
"It's still early!" I said aloud in the room.
"Oh, yes." The old man turned around and looked at the people in the yard, and sure enough, many people were going to go to the thatched house. Father-in-law Zhou said kindly, "You all go to the thatched house with our family." Wait for a while, I'll serve you wholeheartedly, and I'll be in good spirits. Also, in your house, go to the thatched house with the miscellaneous family. I think you want to do it too. ”
Fourteen members of my team nodded.
Fourteen rejoices if they are pardoned. After a while, the people in the house left, and the ignorant old sour also rushed to go to the thatched house, and Mama Tie also went. Yinzhen hesitated for a while, and finally went.
And so there was no one in the yard or house.
Four minutes later, the Emperor arrived.
The Emperor walked to the door and found that he felt like he had walked out of the way. So I went across the street to my yard and had a look. But after ten minutes, it turned back.
The emperor scolded and said: "There are such things, and when you give birth to a child, you see others cheating." Oops. Really. Where's the hell? ”
I was laughing in the room. The emperor's ears were pointed, and as soon as he turned his ears, he immediately judged that there was someone in my house.
The emperor immediately ordered: "There are thieves!" In the house! Chase! ”
When the guards heard this, they did not suspect him, and immediately more than thirty guards rushed in, because there was no one in the other rooms, and no one was caught when they rushed in, but there were people in my room, my room was in the center of the front, and eighteen people rushed in first. The door was broken, and in the blink of an eye I tied up the guards, and then I lifted the four guards and carried them out. Then my daughter was also tied into a rice dumpling, and my daughter woke up, opened her little eyes, squinted into a gap, and looked at the arrogant look of the two guards tied to her.
My daughter actually made a sound when she was gurgling. Of course, no one understood.
Soon I was carried to the emperor at the door of the small courtyard, and the attendant threw me to the ground casually, and I threw it on the ground, and Emperor Kangxi immediately stepped forward and lifted it up and kicked me in the chest three times, the front two feet were slightly clear, and the third foot in the back was the most ruthless. I kicked it off. Just flew to the grass in front of the emperor's left, and the four officials happened to come from the path, and saw a living person flying in, and there was blood and water all the way.
The four old men had blood splashed on their faces and clothes. Four officials stopped, three got angry and glared at me. One was curious, touched his face and looked at me, wanting to see what I looked like, I turned my back to the four officials, and forced my eyes.
The Emperor immediately stepped forward, raised his foot and kicked me fifteen times from head to toe. Yinzhen finally came back, Yinzhen also casually walked over to see the excitement, Yinzhen just saw the emperor from the gap between people as if he was trampling on a palace maid. The palace maid was silent.
Yin Zhen said with a smile: "Huang Amakong is powerful and has stepped on it well. Yin Zhen smiled.
The emperor smiled, continued to kick and stomp on me, and then turned back to smile at Yinzhen, and then the father and son had a funny conversation.