509 Oh, sure enough, it's the first time I've seen you
The fourth elder brother was very nostalgic, and he turned his face away. His hand was on my shoulder for seven seconds, and I didn't expect the fourth child to still miss me a lot. But I wouldn't look back.
I haven't seen the fourth child again for so many years. Whether it is intentional or deliberate, whether it is man-made or providential. Anyway, the reunion between me and Yinzhen is to give us two chances to break up completely.
It can be regarded as God giving me one last chance to draw the poignant, tragic and sad story of me and Yinzhen into a complete sentence.
The fourth child finally smiled bitterly four times, and had to withdraw his hand, he hurriedly left the corner of the red wall of the cold palace first.
I was stunned for a long time. Until I felt hungry too.
At this moment, I felt that I had suddenly heard auditory hallucinations, as if it was an episode of a TV series. Anyway, the background music I heard from the hallucination sounded very poignant and poignant at first, and it was desolate and tragic. But after listening to it several times, I quickly adjusted my mood.
I let go all at once. That's right, I think my fate with Yinzhen has long been like a broken kite and a broken string, drifting far away.
I've been stumbling through for years. I don't care about continuing to feel sorry for myself. I've quickly calmed down. It's like I've never been hurt by Yinzhen! It's like I've never been hurt by the palace.
Before I left, I followed a certain room in the courtyard and in the corridor outside the courtyard across a high wall of the cold palace, and Concubine Zhao, who was also immersed in her story, respectfully and softly shouted: "I know you are Concubine Zhao." Don't worry, I will push you in the end and help you leave the cold palace and the palace. I think that's what this manuscript meant in the first place! I'm sure that the pajamas of Emperor Kangxi! β
"What about you?" Concubine Zhao asked casually inside. He expressed his gentle love for me.
I feel a little sad. I blinked and swallowed the tears in my eyes. I replied to Concubine Zhao: "I didn't invest in it. It's just an audience watching the play. β
"I don't want you to help! Don't mess around! I think it's nice here! What can I do if I get out of here? Concubine Zhao said hesitantly.
I laughed and said, "That's easy to do!" I will let Emperor Kangxi respect Concubine Zhao as a concubine! You don't have to be bad with those concubines! β
Concubine Zhao inside laughed, I think she was pretending to be crazy and stupid.
I heard someone inside scolding, and if it was before, I would have run away, but this time I was nosy.
I looked up at the top of the red wall, the top of the wall, and said in a confident and heroic tone: "There is nothing I can't do!" Problems that can't be solved! β
After I finished speaking, I simply turned around and left.
I don't know what the concubines of the cold palace think of me. Probably at least started to pay attention to me.
I was very direct, and I simply went to the imperial study to ask Emperor Kangxi to see him.
I thought that the newly painted red wall of the cold palace I just saw looked like a bloody high wall, and the high wall was not imprisoned by the concubines and palace maids and father-in-law who committed crimes and mistakes inside, but in fact, it should be concerned about my Yehenala Xiaochan.
Sure enough, I was also standing in a large crowd outside the imperial study. I still held my head high, as if I was in a hurry to see the emperor. And I deliberately revealed that I would definitely be able to do what I wanted to do.
I even inadvertently revealed my domineering and strong nature.
So I was shocked to see the officials like this.
An uncle officer came over, and he raised his left arm and pointed outside, meaning to pack up and order me to leave.
I saw that this official uncle was very angry and very dignified. I shrank my head and brains.
But I'm going to be a scoundrel. I was stunned and deliberately hesitated for a long time, I guessed that the thirty-seven officials present were not ashamed to speak, and said loudly: "From today onwards, no one will want to destroy what I want to do!" No one will want to trample on the path I am taking! I'm the first, with peerless martial arts! I'm not easy to mess with, I'm clever! β
My childish tone made many officials laugh. The official who stopped me walked out on his own. Probably because he didn't want to see the emperor, he must have felt that many officials had something very important to ask for the emperor.
The emperor was too busy, and he was afraid that he would not have time to see him. So the official uncle felt that he had no hope, so he automatically left first. Because he felt that he was very late in the queue, even if the person in front of him bought a ticket to see the emperor, he would definitely not be able to wait for the back of the queue. So the uncle official took it for granted and left.
When Emperor Kangxi heard this, he sat on a chair in the imperial dining room and said casually: "Noise! β
Many officials were so frightened that they fell to their knees, and I just habitually bent over and hunched over to keep bowing 90 degrees. I won't bend down yet. Many officials even looked up to me.
I swallowed another mouthful of saliva, and it was quiet when no one was grabbing it from me.
I hurriedly bowed while speaking loudly and generously, domineering and shameless, and shouted loudly: "Daughter-in-law Yehenala clan greets Huang Ama Gong's father for the last time!" Kowtow! β
With that, I naturally fell to the ground. I was very crisp, and I simply came to a five-body throwing pose. Frightened, the officials behind me, left and right, and the front quickly jumped away.
I don't think it's pious enough. Although the ground is wet and dirty sludge. What is that, I still have to roll left and right to bow down to the emperor a little more, and throw a few more five-body bodies to the ground at one time.
The so-called five-body throw to the ground must be the front chest, back and limbs, back of the head, and all the face must be rolled on the ground.
"Aha...... Sure enough, it's pious! An official laughed loudly.
"Sure enough, there will be a competition for favor!" The second old Imperial Master couldn't help but say.
Suddenly, I popped into one of Huang Amma's right legs. It just so happened that the emperor had his back to me, and the emperor stepped forward with his left foot, and his right foot was still behind, but I rolled several times to the right, and happened to hit the emperor's right calf.
I raised my hands and straightened my legs, which were brought together. Anyway, I'm very dark and dirty all over my body, and I look like I'm all covered in sludge, and I look like I've completely lost my royal dignity.
It made many officials who flattered the emperor angry, and many officials glared at me with a look of hatred for iron and steel. Not to mention how dissatisfied and unhappy my back is with my emperor.
I was stunned. The emperor deliberately waited for me to wake up. The emperor deliberately kept the wooden man still.
The emperor felt that he couldn't hold his face, so he simply raised his hind legs and kicked my head, neck, chest, shoulders, stomach, and legs. That caused a lot of officials, guards, fathers-in-law, and mothers to rush over, and by the way, they also rewarded me with a lot of kicks.
But I was in a good mood but it didn't matter. It turns out that it doesn't matter if I've always been beaten. I'm still very good at being beaten.
I don't know how long it took, but a man fell to his knees in front of the emperor. And he was holding the emperor's hips.
Who else could there be? Isn't it just the Yinzhen who just happened to appear?
Emperor Kangxi stopped because his son appeared.
The fourth elder brother Yinzhen is thirty years old, but he cried like a child, crying breathlessly.
Emperor Kangxi saved his thirty-year-old son's buttocks. That's still a lot of hard work. Emperor Kangxi decided to be very moved and unbearable.
I thought to myself: "Maybe such a hug will lead to the second abolition of the crown prince in the future, and Emperor Kangxi will be the emperor with a bias to Yinzhen." There's no way, Yinzhen is so old, and he still holds the emperor's coquettish sleeve to almost win over family affection. Sure enough, Yinzhen is thick-skinned enough! Emotional intelligence is also high! β
I was thinking cranky, I don't know when it started, and a lot of people stopped and didn't hit me.
I was stunned at first, I didn't react yet, I still thought it was strange. I looked up at the sky, which had suddenly turned cloudy. It was a sunny day. I think the weather is getting so fast today.
Strange and scary things appeared.
It turned out that the hem of my gorgeous purple cheongsam was stained red with blood. It means that there is no blood in my upper body, and my lower body and legs are actually red blood. It looks like a pregnant woman having a miscarriage.
This made many officials think of my relationship with Yinzhen. I also thought that I had a daughter-in-law relationship with the emperor. Well, many officials didn't expect that my woman was really too troublesome. It's not like I'm deliberately trying to trick others.
Isn't this that I deliberately set a trap, deliberately set up a lot of in-laws and even Kangxi, many officials, and even Kangxi. I dug the trap in advance, and then including the Wise Shenwu Emperor Kangxi, and a group of people about all of them were angry and uncontrollable, and jumped into the trap without feedback.
Oops, this kick knocked out the dragon fetus in my stomach, but it scared everyone present half to death. Many people are ashamed, and many people are distressed and regretful.
The emperor smelled blood, and Kangxi looked back. Sure enough, I saw a shocking shock, and the lower half of my skirt was full of blood.
The emperor bent down and looked down carefully, the hem of my cheongsam was still coming out of red blood. And I'm driving with the ferocity and speed of a flood bursting and a flash flood.
This frightened the emperor and changed his face. The Emperor now had a shocked and unbelieving expression on his face. The Emperor quietly looked at me with his peripheral eyes. It turned out that I had a stupid and unresponsive expression. But it's weird, I have a well-proportioned breath. I exhale and breathe naturally. It's like I'm fine.
When the emperor saw it, he was very happy. It's satisfying. The big stone in my heart finally fell to the ground.
Many officials saw that I was breathing freely, and I was lying on the ground like a stupid idiot. I don't seem to be aware of it. As a result, I quickly lifted up many officials and sent them to the hospital for emergency treatment.
The emperor also hurried over, and the emperor even forgot why he came out of the imperial study.
It turned out to be a young concubine who was five months pregnant, and suddenly fell off at 10:26 last night. When it was discovered, the concubine's stillbirth had already taken shape, and the child had completely fallen out. The stillborn baby is lying alone at the end of the bed. And the young concubine is already stupid.
Someone probably looked at the clock on the bedroom wall, so they knew when the little brother died.
The main thing is that in the morning, two old concubines next to the young concubine came to report the miserable and sad news to the emperor. The emperor was very busy, and he took care of a lot of state affairs before he realized this.
The two old concubines are in their forties. I came early in the morning, but it turned out that it was now past nine o'clock in the morning, and it was almost ten o'clock. Only then did the emperor have the leisure time to drink a cup of tea. As a result, my daughter-in-law, Yehenara, who suddenly came outside the imperial study, was destroyed.
Not only that, but after the emperor came out, he couldn't help but kick me several times with his legs alternately. As a result, I, a pregnant woman who didn't know how many months, also bled out. I'm afraid that the child won't be able to hold it.
I suddenly figured it out in the Tai Hospital, sorted out the order, I have a thick skin, I'm a scoundrel. I suddenly felt like I had just gotten up in the morning. He sat up sharply from a soft collapse. And I'm in good spirits, but I yawn twice in a row.
"Oops, she's awake! And yawn! Two yawns! "Outside, an uncle was the first to see me wake up through the straight window.
The uncle has changed from being fearful, scared and desperate just now to full of energy and confidence.
As for the fourth elder brother, Yinzhen and Emperor Kangxi were looking at the patients, officials or concubines, palace maids or fathers-in-law in other rooms in other courtyards. The emperor, father and son, really like to praise the words benevolence, righteousness and love for the people anytime and anywhere.
Anyway, my child and I are dead, and I have been beaten and scolded like this, and nothing has happened. Especially the child in my belly, it felt like I was just tickling him. So my child had almost no impact at all, nothing at all.
The emperor soon heard the good news.
Emperor Kangxi naturally grinned, and even his eyebrows were crooked.
Yin Zhen also grinned when he heard it. Even the eyebrows are crooked.
Yinzhen is probably thinking about all the good places in my past. That is, I left Yinzhen all the beautiful pictures of the past, and Yinzhen recalled them.
Emperor Kangxi doesn't remember my past. Memories are blurred. But Emperor Kangxi only remembered that he had just kicked me outside the imperial study.
I quickly changed my clothes, I changed my clothes, painted my makeup, and cut my hair, and I walked to a small courtyard with no one very close to the emperor. But I am only separated by a wall from the Emperor. As long as I speak loudly in the courtyard on the left, Emperor Kangxi will definitely be able to hear it easily.
I'm thick-skinned, because I've heard about a concubine Li Chang who had a five-month-old stillbirth in the middle of the night last night.
I quickly knelt down in front of the wall, I knelt up straight, bowed my head, and quickly made a very pious and deferential gesture. The emperor could feel through the wall that my daughter-in-law was quite sensible.
Only then did the emperor remember that his Li Changzai was not angry but lost the dragon fetus. And it's a five-month-old dragon fetus.
Yin Zhen looked at the emperor's father's distressed expression. Yinzhen was already sad, so he simply opened his mouth and cried.
Yin Zhen himself was frightened, and he cried because of the fright in his heart just now. Yinzhen relieved his distress and sadness, and the emperor's father felt relieved when he saw it.
Second, Yinzhen is also sad for his younger brother. Yinzhen wants to express his affection for his younger brother as an elder brother.
Suddenly, I was very unceremoniously yelling at this time, and I started talking nonsense again. I deliberately wanted to tell a lot of people.
I shouted my displeasure.
I shouted blindly: "Huang Ama also knows that it must be something wrong with this uncontrollable female fox!" She must have done it for all the glory of her mother's family! But she didn't have this life! She also lied to everyone for five months before! β
As soon as I finished saying this, I suddenly saw a crazy woman making a fuss in the yard next door, and she seemed to be angry.
I paused for a while, and I continued to shout and deliberately express my dissatisfaction: "Huang Ama, listen, even if it is a random old palace maid in the palace, she is very dissatisfied!" Very dissatisfied! Huang Ama is no longer young. This one after another suffered a full taste of stillbirth and lost children! It's not ...... Isn't this urging the dragon soul and breaking the heart and liver! β
"Oh, what are you doing here? Don't think that the emperor will forgive you when he sees the child in your belly. You're not...... Aren't you cursing the emperor? Did you talk like that? "An old lady in the emperor's courtyard scolded me.
I unceremoniously condescendingly insulted the old mama and said, "The old mama is simply taking herself as the starting point!" Take that concubine Li Changzai as the starting point! The most important thing in this country is Huang Amma! β
Sure enough, the old lady also thought that I was reasonable, and quickly knelt down and whimpered and cried. And the old lady cried louder and louder.
I stood up, crossed my hands on my hips, deliberately arrogant, condescendingly reprimanded and bullied the old mama, and said: "The old mama is really true!" You are also a palace maid in the palace! You won't leave the palace even when you're twenty-five or thirty years old. In this way, I will be fifty or sixty years old......"
"Sixty, sixty-three or four." The old lady couldn't help but cry loudly and aggrieved to defend herself.
I interrupted, but I didn't care, and I continued, "Well, that's in my sixties. The old lady is really, why don't you stop her! There are four truths. First, her concubine was like a dish and handed it to Huang Ama, can Huang Ama not eat it? Really. After all, Huang Ama saw that there was still her mother's house behind her. β
I continued to shout loudly to analyze the facts of the case: "Second, in my opinion, this concubine's family must be inseparable from nine out of nine, and nine out of nine have recruited a huge calamity. Then I can't wait to hurry up the back door and use this daughter to slap Huang Amma. The concubine was in a hurry to hug Huang Ama's thigh. So she was still in a hurry to conceive Huang Amma's child. β
I continued: "Although everything is going well with her. She is also more than five months pregnant. But God said that this woman is not blessed. She also can't enjoy the supreme treatment of many concubines who are pregnant and have children-meet! What's wrong with that? β
"Ahahaha......" In the opposite courtyard, many people, including Emperor Yinzhen, laughed.
I continued to laugh at this Li Changzai and said, "Her plate is hot, fresh, hot, colorful, and fragrant, how tempting is that?" Huang Ama couldn't help but take a few bites! β
"Ahahahaha......" Many of the people in the opposite courtyard laughed again.
I continued to taunt Li Changzai and shouted, "Huang Ama just wants to be greedy for fresh vegetables." Because Huang Ama eats too often. It's not easy in the imperial dining room. I tried my best to serve Huang Ama food in time, and Huang Ama still had to eat the cold, hard and smelly food overnight! I know that! β
Now that I'm telling the truth, I'm scolding more than 100 people.
Although I was scolded by more than 100 people, Yinzhen and Kangxi did not scold me.
I was stunned, but I still jumped and deliberately shouted back, and said back to everyone who scolded me angrily: "You guys know a fart? More than 100 of you are scolding! I've been living in the royal family for many years. Can I not know? β
I continued to jump and shout, "Even during the New Year's holidays, I have eaten stinking and spoiled food." I also have diarrhea, I have diarrhea five times! I've had at least twelve times, and after eating it, I'm going straight to pick my throat, and I'm secretly going to this place to pick my throat. β
I continued to jump and shout, "I'm used to it, I don't want to have diarrhea." Bad food is highly toxic. That's about the same as poison! β
Suddenly, I noticed that many people were coming from all directions and were about to beat me angrily, and some were beating me with sticks and boards. I panicked, so I had to jump over the wall one by one, and I turned over the wall, and I turned over a total of 16 of them in the same courtyard as far as the emperor could reach. Then I'm like a bird that doesn't fall off at all.
Huang Ama saw it with his own eyes, and he was simply stunned. I've never seen a woman like me in front of him, and as far as he can see, I'm still in mid-air, and I continue to turn on my heels, and my head doesn't fall off at all.
The emperor was delighted, immediately left the bench, and ran out into the courtyard with open arms, the emperor meant that he was a bird. So just like me, pretend to fly in the air.
Half a day later
The emperor learned from Yinzhen that when I met outside the wall of the cold palace just now, I actually had a manuscript in my hand.
So under my guidance, a large group of people came to the corner of the wall under the high wall that I had just met with Yinzhen.
I stood on the ground where I was. There are still very obvious footprints on the ground. It turned out that I deliberately changed my previous clothes and put them back on my old clothes. When I was in a coma in the Tai Hospital, I must have taken off the clothes I was wearing, washed them off, and even managed to dry them.
So I put on the purple cheongsam that I just dried. The fourth child also came over. And he stood where he was standing just now.
Everyone was around us and watching.
Many people are very jealous and envious of my secret tryst with the fourth elder brother here. Many people are very angry and think that I and the fourth elder brother deliberately ran to a private meeting outside the crowded and deserted palace, so many people think that I am shameless. A lot of people have fallen for me to be a woman who is indecent. Many people also counted the fourth elder brother dizzy, confused me as a slut and demon girl, and I didn't even realize it.
The emperor's eyes were not like this.
I was stunned for a while, I came back to my senses, I was beaming with a smile and standing with Huang Ama and said loudly: "Huang Ama, it was here that I met Yinzhen." I thought it was strange at the time, oops, I didn't recognize it at all! β
"Smack" the teacher slapped me in the face.
I also woke up, in fact, I was in the cold palace last night. The fourth elder brother came to the cold palace to find my whereabouts. The fourth elder brother was cheeky and chased him into the cold palace. Earlier I was in the yard, where I slept in the room. The fourth elder brother didn't leave, so he spent the night in the room with me.
The next day I didn't even know it. I'll get out of the cold palace first. The fourth elder brother chased him out after getting dressed. So it created the illusion of a chance encounter with me under a wall outside the cold palace. I really forgot that I had met with the fourth elder brother last night.
I raised my head and wanted to talk to the emperor, but the fourth elder brother tried to slap me twice. The fourth elder brother was angry, but I reached out to block the two palms from hitting me in the face.
The people on the outside looked like I was playing in front of everyone.
I was tired of dealing with the palm of the fourth elder brother, and the fourth elder brother was in a hurry, so he simply used his right knee to hit my left knee with the intention of hitting me, biting me and making me fall to the ground. I leaned back smartly and dodged. I don't know why, the fourth elder brother fell. I took a step back in time, and my hands firmly caught the waist and chest of the fourth elder brother as if I were catching a quilt.
The fourth elder brother turned his head and saw that many people had misunderstood. Many people think that I am very close to the fourth elder brother, and it is just a small fight between lovers. Many officials found it boring and busy, so they left immediately.
Many palace maids and guards have also left. The reasons are pretty much the same.
In the end, there were more than 70 people left who were very idle.
The emperor also felt that he was busy and wanted to leave.
The fourth child shouted anxiously: "Huang Ama, this woman, the retainer wants to beat her into the cold palace!" β
"The fourth elder brother has always had a poisonous tongue!" I thought to myself.
But then I thought, "How can I protect myself from this?" Suddenly it occurred to me that many princes deliberately threw their daughters into the cold palace to punish them. β
I looked up and said to the emperor who was standing on his side, "Emperor Ama, your son is really true. All of them sent the errant ladies in their own house to the cold palace! Only one percent of this cold palace belongs to this dynasty. The remaining ninety percent are the daughters left by Lord Shunzhi! β
My words drew the Emperor to stay. Many of the officials who stayed behind were hotly discussed.
An official said: "Yes, there are still many concubines in the harem of the former Shunzhi Lord." Speaking of which, Shunzhi is ruthless enough. If you fall out of favor, you will fall out of favor. Why send it to the cold palace? Yes? He should be sent to prison to be in accordance with the law. Mistakes and sins will be punished. If it doesn't work, throw it to the Zongren Mansion. The prison of the Criminal Department is also very spacious. β
An official said: "Master Ma, you are really true." After all, they are the concubines of the previous dynasty. Although sinful. That's also an identity. It has been decades since the emperor ascended the throne, and they should have been in the cold palace for decades. They should all be old ladies. Poor thing. In my opinion, it is better to be released to their place of origin. Let them go home. It's also a glorious return. The emperor is benevolent! β
An official said: "Master Cui is really good at slapping the emperor's ass!" See, the little goblin is patting the fourth elder brother's ass. She was just slapping the emperor's ass again. You're all sycophants. Don't worry about this kind of gossip. Who doesn't know that Emperor Shunzhi likes beauty! β
The official continued: "So there are so many beauties! Later, the palace was not enough to live. That's why I sent it here to live. It can also be regarded as sharing the pressure of sharing many people. There's an empty house here. Are you stupid? Of course, you want to take advantage of it? Besides, where can you tell that they have fallen out of favor? β
The official continued to say loudly: "If I didn't like the slaves and concubines, I would have sent them away long ago. Where will it stay until now? This palace has been supporting them for so long. It's been decades. I didn't say that goblin. Many princes are also following the same example. Women are their own, but the emperor has to raise them. β
The official continued: "It can be seen that the princes are wishful thinking. Some concubines are special. You have to hide it. Hidden in the cold palace. When it was convenient, the princes had a good time. It's all messed up with the order of dignity and inferiority. In order to tie up with the emperor Kangxi's son and live a glorious life again, some women are afraid that they will do ugly things. β
The official continued: "The fourth elder brother also wants to do the same, and today, I was caught red-handed. Oops, shame on the old face. This family manages family affairs, what a mess! It's just that you don't want to be virtuous, and your upbringing is also a little worse! The emperor is really. You see this kind of ugly thing every day, but you don't see it? β
This official uncle made a generous statement, and he was typically a very powerful imperial historian. He continued to admonish the emperor loudly: "Your Majesty, the minister has committed a capital crime, you should kill the minister's head!" But the minister is going to the vegetable market to cut off his head! I want to cut off my head in front of the people! lest the reputation of the minister be ruined after his death! Lest others still think that the ministers and these concubines are somewhat ambiguous! β
A military attache knelt down and said, "Please think twice about the emperor!" Don't hurt the ...... O mysterious lord! He's a good officer! What a royal history! He didn't have that many mouths before. Obviously, you only knew how to protect yourself before, and you didn't talk much about everything. You are afraid of everything, why are you like this today? Why are you still scrambling to die? Bear-sama! Your life is gone! β
The officials in front of him also slowly knelt down, as if they were going to die.
I can see it. I twisted my face. I understand. This thing is that the twin souls in my stomach are out of my body, and I got into the bodies of two military attachΓ©s.
I felt a little embarrassed and a little reluctant to go.
The fourth elder brother turned his head to look at me, and he was also suspicious of me. The fourth elder brother looked at my stomach and guessed it.
I quickly helped the fourth elder brother to stand up.
I shouted to the fourth elder brother and Pantuo, "You think I came here on purpose last night? I'm running away for the two little ones in my belly. These children are all running around. Besides, I just walked the avenue. How wide is this road? β
I shouted to the fourth elder brother and Pantuo: "I'm not taking the sheep's intestine path. How much of a hindrance it is for this cold palace to stand here. Crossing the cold palace is also the avenue opposite. A lot of officials were walking on the opposite avenue. Is this cold palace card suitable in the middle? β
I shouted with the fourth elder brother and Pantuo: "It's the one who gets in the way!" There was also a door that could have been walked through from the side avenue. I don't know when I blocked the way with a wall. It's really. What does it have to do with walls? This cold palace? Standing in the wrong place. β
A maid with a green handkerchief on her head said, "You will go the wrong way." I also walked the one that I missed. That's the way it is. I just walked and walked to the side of the cold palace. I'm also walking along the avenue. β
A palace maid with a green handkerchief on her head said, "I don't know where the passage is?" I bet a lot of people made it here. Isn't it a mistake to walk and walk? This cold palace is really inappropriate here. β
A palace maid with a green handkerchief on her head said, "I don't know how many officials have taken the wrong path." I see a lot of footsteps, footprints, all left on this road. It can be seen that many people have gone wrong. As for the children who run around, of course they will go the wrong way. β
A palace maid wrapped in a green handkerchief on her head said: "The child also wants to avoid it, but the child doesn't know that there is a cold palace in front of him." Oops, I was so tired from walking last night, so let's go rest. β
A maid with a green handkerchief wrapped around her head said, "I finally found a place to sleep in a room." The house was pretty good, and it was more imposing. It looks like only the big guys can live. Aha, it's more suitable for me! Aha......"
When I heard this, I was embarrassed and turned my head even more. The fourth elder brother also did the same. Immediately twisted his head.
Because this is the dragon and phoenix fetus in my womb, and the two sons and one daughter all ran out. The daughter possessed the palace maid. So he made his own generous statement.
The emperor is not stupid, he can see it.
The emperor smiled and asked the palace maid, "Then what do you want?" β
The little palace maid continued: "Tear down the cold palace! Get the woman out! So as not to get in the way of the eyes. lest they want to compete for favor again. After all, if you're trapped there, you must be looking for a way to live. Who wants to be locked up and confined for the rest of their lives. β
The little palace maid continued: "It's actually very small in there, and there are a lot of people. It's like a suffocating fish in summer. All floated to the surface of the water, and the water turned white belly. Oops, it's too ugly. Good end, why do you have to die so many fish? Inside is a mermaid. The kind of mermaid that is legendary! It's just a goblin! Eat people without spitting out bones! β
When Kangxi heard this, he turned his back and immediately ordered in a righteous voice: "Pass the decree, hurry up and clear the inside!" What has become of me? Reputations are ruined! β
It turns out that I came to attack Emperor Kangxi.
I, like everyone else, fell to my knees. I bowed my head and shouted, "Huang Ama is going to take a look inside?" Even the cats and finches are also in pairs. Oh, that scene is very ambiguous. Oops, husband and wife are very affectionate! β
"Aha......" many people laughed.
The fourth child laughed and scolded me: "You are endless!" It's very lively inside! The cats and finches are all in pairs. But the woman inside is still ...... Very discreet. Hold on to women's ways! But such a scene is also unexpected! β
I casually countered Yinzhen and said, "Do cats and finches also have to be widowed for Lord Shunzhi?" Hit a single? Is the caterpillar butterfly going to live? There are no more rats and cockroaches. All moved! It was a honeymoon! β
I looked up and smiled at everyone, "Don't worry! After a month, a few months, a few years, the rats and cockroaches will still come back. This is my hometown. It's a lot of fun on the honeymoon outside. But I still have to come back here. This is my hometown. Hehehe. β
"Hehehe......" many people laughed.
The emperor was already embarrassed.
I looked up at the emperor and smiled, "Emperor Ama, I don't hide it. Many years ago, I had marked the rats, cockroaches, snakes, and crows in the palace. I thought it was an observation. Hehehe. I just think it's weird. What is the difference between the animals inside the palace and the animals outside? What do you do every day? What about their physical condition? β
I laughed myself, and the emperor was happy.
The emperor said, "Sure enough, he is an idler. I can't help but ......"
I accidentally interrupted the emperor's words, and I looked up at the emperor seriously and said, "The emperor doesn't know anything, and thirty percent of the little animals have survived to this day. It's been more than a decade! But as soon as I entered the palace, I had the idea and began to observe. Speaking of which, life is quite nourishing. β
I said, "But the most comfortable thing to live is not a crow, but a mouse." I don't know why, the crows in the palace don't like to lay eggs in marriage. The rats really want to give birth. I've observed that many crows either beat up or never marry. It's all alive. And the temper is getting more and more domineering. I learned it all from crows. β
I said, "I've also learned from the rats in the palace, and I'm getting more and more treacherous anyway." A lot of people chase them to the death, and a lot of people chase the rats desperately. But the rats always dodge. It's not that the rat extermination army is incapable. It's that the rats have progressed and gone to the next level. β
I continued: "Now the rat parents will teach their children that they can't eat poisonous things. Do not remove the mouse trap. A lot of traps don't get rid of. I think Mom and Dad Mouse are already at the level of college students! β
"Aha......" many people laughed.
I continued, "Does Huang Ama think I'm getting smarter? Famous teachers make high apprentices. Invisibly, I followed the rising tide. I can't pull my legs. I can't lower the average. I learned a lot of cunning and domineering strategies in the academy. I've also found the true meaning of being a human being. It's easy to eat and have fun! β
As soon as I said this, I was hit by a couple of officials. It's like I'm a ready-made rat looking for a fight. But I was able to avoid it with dexterity.
But these officials said: "I am also a rat!" I'm a rat too! Good as a rat! It's good to be a rat! But the rat is smart! β
I cheekily said, "I'm actually a rat in human skin!" But I'm also very fond of cockroaches. The unicorn is also very good. β
The Emperor smiled, not wanting to see me as a childish man. Emperor Kangxi said casually: "A mouse! Extinguished! β
I shouted anxiously: "Dying and struggling, I also want to escape!" The head of the family turned his face ruthlessly, you should stay alone in your family. β
When the emperor heard this, he changed his mind and said, "Forget it, don't hurt the rats, don't hurt them." Eighty percent of rats were reincarnated as humans, and there are also some of them. There are still people who deal with rats. Oops, sure enough, it's the first time I've seen you. Interesting! β