Lin Ziyi: "If the apology is useful, why do you want the police to do it, pull it out and shoot it." ”

Guo Ba: "Hello, this is the Hangzhou Municipal People's Public Security Bureau, we have received a report that you are suspected of molesting an underage girl, please come with us." ”

Lin Fan: "(╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻, you two are enough, hey, what the hell is molesting a young girl, hey, am I this image in your hearts?" ”

Lin Ziyi: "That's not it. ”

Guo Ba: "It's a little worse than that. ”

Lin Ziyi: "Bingo, perfect match. ”

Lin Fan: "My goddess's dream is shattered, this is obviously a little witch." Then he made a crying emoji.

Guo Ba: "Don't say it, when I first met her, I thought she was beautiful and cute like you, but after a long time of contact...... I'm a good man, I'm ashamed of myself. ”

Lin Ziyi posted an unsmoked emoji, and then @Guoba: "Classmate Guo, what's the matter with you, isn't it now that we are unanimous with the outside world?" ”

Guo Ba: "Oh oh oh yes, yes, yes, I was wrong, I have betrayed the organization's trust in me, I will conduct a profound review, and resolutely maintain the front in the future and unify with the outside world." ”

Lin Ziyi suddenly felt that he had won back a city: "emmmm, the son can be taught, then quickly tell me what is wrong with Xiao Fanzi, so that I can be happy." ”

Lin Fan suddenly felt that the city that had been finally won back had been pulled back again, so he said: "You two are not finished." ”

Guo Ba: "It's not over, today we must unify the anti-Lin Fan front to the end, let me tell you, when Lin Fan was just in high school, he once went to the barber shop to cut his hair and fell asleep, but when the barber moved the razor, his head was crooked, and a big gap was cut, which was particularly ugly."

At that time, I was ridiculed by my classmates for a whole week, and I still have photos from that time, do you want to see them? ”

Lin Ziyi: "(っ◐̮◑)っ, quickly bring it to allow me to be healthy." ”

Lin Fan saw that the situation was not good, and hurriedly sent a photo of Xiaobai.

Lin Ziyi: "This ......, are you sure you just tilted your head?" Just a notch in your hair? For Mao has no hair at all, and it's not just hair, there's nothing on the whole body, hey, only the bones are left, hey, is that barber washed his hair with concentrated sulfuric acid? ”

Guo Ba: "Ahem, this is not a picture I posted, okay. ”

Lin Ziyi looked at it, smiled embarrassedly, and hurriedly typed: "What do you want to do, little fanzi, just put such a terrifying picture to scare me?" Then you underestimate me too much, I can't be scared to this extent. As he spoke, he also sent a smug emoji.

Guo Ba: "It's very spicy chicken. ”

Lin Fan's words were not shocked: "This is my second spirit beast." ”

Guoba: "Nani? ”

Lin Ziyi: "What? ”

Guo Ba: "Are you sure?" Don't use a network diagram. ”

Lin Ziyi: "Dark skeletons? And it seems that the body is still very strong, obviously not an ordinary skeleton, is it the legendary soul fire in the eye sockets? ”

Then the two posted a stunned meme together.

Lin Fan: "Low-key and low-key, let's discuss hair cutting." ”

Guo Ba: "You still cut your fart hair, you robbed the bank?" Honestly, how did you get this kind of cherished spirit animal? ”

Lin Ziyi: "That's it, confess leniently, resist strictly." ”

Lin Fan: "Want to know?" ”

Guo Ba and Lin Ziyi said together: "Well, well." ”

Lin Fan: "I won't tell you, didn't you two have a lot of fun just now?" ”

Lin Ziyi: "Your little witch knows that she is wrong, please forgive." And then a pitiful meme.

Guo Ba: "Dabi, the Lun family also knows that it's wrong."

Lin Ziyi @ Guo Ba: "Sell your dignity and despise you." ”

Guo Ba @ Lin Ziyi: "There is no beauty, you can only sell your dignity." ”

Lin Ziyi: "......, fortunately, my beauty is enough, so I don't have to be as humble as you." ”

Lin Fan: "You two are enough, hey, do you want to hear it?" ”

Lin Ziyi and Guo Ba: "If you want to hear it, you can say it quickly, your ears are pricked up." ”

Then Lin Fan told Xiaobai about it from beginning to end, from the beginning when he met the monkeys when he was organizing training at the school, to the successful signing of a contract with Xiaobai yesterday.

But after finishing speaking, the group chat fell into silence, and Lin Fan was a little confused, "Talk, why don't you speak?" ”

After a long while, Lin Ziyi: "Why did you do such a dangerous thing by yourself?" Wouldn't you tell us in advance? ”

Guo Ba: "I also think that you owe it to think about this matter, have you ever thought about what would happen if the monkey king didn't believe you and didn't let you go?" The mountains are full of his monkeys, and they flock to Xiaohong, no matter how powerful he is, he will inevitably be invincible with two fists and four hands.

If you tell me in advance, can I not help you? Although my steel armor is not as powerful as Xiaohong, it is still okay to take care of it. ”

Lin Fan: "What the hell, why did it suddenly become my denunciation?" ”

Guo Ba: "......"

Lin Ziyi didn't want to deal with him at all, and she didn't know why she was inexplicably angry, maybe she felt that he didn't regard him as a friend, and she didn't even say a word about such an important matter.

Lin Fan: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, two big guys, in fact, there is a reason why I dare to go."

First, I dare to conclude that the Monkey King was a man of promises, well, a spirit beast, for he was loved by the tribe, and a king who did not believe in his word would obviously not be able to receive such support.

Second, he attaches great importance to the life and death of his clansmen, even if he is unwilling to let me take Xiaobai away, but for the sake of me curing Xiaobai, he will not embarrass me.

Third, Xiaohong has an extremely powerful skill, which can instantly increase the speed to more than 200%, and even if he falls into a siege, he can take me away calmly. ”

Lin Ziyi: "Explanation is to cover up, and to cover up is to cover up, hum, ̄へ ̄"

Guo Ba: "Then why didn't you tell me?" ”

Lin Fan: "Your rhinoceros is too restricted in that kind of terrain, and if something happens at that time, we won't be able to escape." ”

Guo Ba: "......, let's do it, you have convinced me, let's think about how to coax your little witch." ”

Lin Ziyi: "Hmph, who belongs to his family." ”

Lin Fan: "I won't tell you because I'm afraid you're worried about Xiaohong, if you let you know that I took your son to do such a dangerous thing, you won't kill me." ”

Lin Ziyi was silent for a while: "Aren't you afraid that I will worry about you?" As soon as the news was sent, he regretted it and hurriedly withdrew it.

As a result, Lin Fan: "Screenshot of WeChat chat." ”

Lin Ziyi slapped his right hand a few times, why was he so cheap, "Ahem, you haven't seen anything, fake, do you understand?" That, Lin Fan quickly took back the picture for me. ”

Lin Fan: "Not angry? ”

Lin Ziyi: "......, withdraw first." ”

Lin Fan honestly withdrew the screenshot, Lin Ziyi: "Hmph, it's not over yet, you have to invite me to a big meal, otherwise I'll... I'll let Xiaohong ignore you. ”

Lin Fan thought to himself if Xiaohong had the guts, but he still replied: "No problem, or tonight, let's go have a good meal, I will starve to death in the mountains." ”

Lin Ziyi: "No, the final exam is coming soon, and now there are still a bunch of materials to review, life is hard." ”

Guo Ba: "Same as above, desperately training spirit beasts." ”

Lin Fan: "Nani? Why didn't I know I had a final exam? ”

Guo Ba: "You were sleeping in the classroom when we were training, how would you know? ”

Lin Fan: "Ahem, who said that I slept, I practiced seriously in the classroom every day." ”

Guo Ba: "Hehe, a few days ago, during the training, I went to the cafeteria to buy water, and when I passed by the classroom, I saw a certain fan who was sleeping heavily, and he still had a hala. ”

Lin Fan: "I... I stayed up late last night to practice too hard, so I made up for sleep at school. ”

Lin Ziyi: "The explanation is to cover up, and the cover-up is true, the case has been solved, I advise you to turn yourself in." ”

Guo Ba: "This is the Hangzhou Municipal People's Police Station, we have received a report that you are suspected of fraud, please come with us." ”

Lin Fan: "(╯°Д°)╯( ┻━┻, why is it here again?" Then he posted a crying meme begging for mercy.

Lin Ziyi: "Hahahaha, why doesn't he need to train?" ”

Guo Ba: "Because Xiaohong has reached the elite level, those spirit beasts in the school are not enough for it to fight, so the school forbids Lin Fan to train for the safety of wild spirit beasts." ”

Lin Ziyi: "Poof, what the hell is this reason." ”