Chapter 2 The Third Artillery

Another world.

"Did I really cross over?"

Zhou Huan looked at the seventeen-year-old face in the mirror, and there was great excitement in his heart.

The identity arranged by the system for Zhou Huan is very good, this person is also called Zhou Huan, he has been strictly managed by his parents since he was a child, he only knows how to learn and study again, and rarely communicates with outsiders. After he was admitted to college, the family went out for a stroll, but they encountered a car accident, both parents died, and only he survived, and then went down the stairs and fell and hit the back of the head - he also died, and Zhou Huan's soul pierced him.

"System, the identity you arranged for me is simply too happy. ”

Crossing is a two-way thing, this welfare copy allows Zhou Huan to learn Newton's three laws well, and at the same time, Zhou Huan can define four words for his identity before this crossing.

These four words must be clearly pointed, such as I am a fat pig, I am a beauty, I am the smartest, etc., otherwise if I become the first in the world, happy enmity, etc., it will become another plot.

"The system is really good. ”

Zhou Huan gave a thumbs up to the mirror, the death of his parents made Zhou Huan not have to face an embarrassing scene, he rarely had contact with people and was hospitalized with a brain injury that can explain a lot of things, and this person also has two apartments and millions of bank deposits!

"To welcome you into the learning space, first of all, you must know the following.

First, the secret of the existence of the system shall not be revealed, and the system has the right to ensure this by various means when necessary, not limited to electric shock, coma.

Second, the system can provide limited consulting services in this activity, but will not provide real-time intelligence, information search, contact with the outside world and other support, and will not help users decide what to do and how to do it.

At the same time, according to the user's settings, the system will issue mandatory tasks for you.

Accept the Internet ID provided by the system and use it to publish the main post or blog provided by the system - the main post will never violate laws and regulations and violate sensitive words. ”

"Is it that simple? Nothing else, like I have to go to school every day for half a day to study physics, and I have to pass exams or something?"

"Quest tasks don't force you to study hard in the quest other than the conditions you define yourself, and customer satisfaction is the first principle. ”

"Are you really that good?"

"This system can stand out among countless competitors and win the trust of consumers in the market - whether it is the user himself or the parents who pay for him, the system that makes both parties extremely satisfied, will not use some stupid methods, force children to study hard, and even guide minors to take the initiative to learn, don't you set a four-word plot? You are the protagonist in this copy, and I can't help but give a thumbs up to your intelligence!"

The praise of the system is a bit weird, but Zhou Huan is very satisfied with his cleverness, compared to the setting of what I am a fat pig, I am a beauty, I am a love saint, etc., as a member of the high school student, Zhou Huan relied on his experience in online novels he had read, and did not hesitate to add the glorious title of the protagonist.

I'm the main character.

It's just that Zhou Huan is still a little skeptical, what does Newton's three laws have to do with the protagonist?

Anyway, he always feels that this product is very unreliable, but this is a system for minors, there should be no battle royale or anything like that, and there are doting parents who spoil their children in any era, plus a lawyer who drills money eyes, will not make a learning system unbearable for children.

Zhou Huan was very happy in the next days.

What are the prerequisites for a happy life?

Surrounded by money, power, or beauty?

No, first of all, you have enough free time to squander!

Zhou Huan read a book a long time ago, the male protagonist has the ability to enter the game, as long as he enters, the outside world will stop, and then the male protagonist is alone in the Saturn base, the Red Police base, etc., a lonely study and life, and he lives a very boring life.

Zhou Huan thought this was simply too strange at the time, how could a person be very miserable?

Reading novels, playing games, doing what you love to do, and not worrying about the passage of time, you can play as long as you want, this is simply the greatest happiness, and the pig's feet that lack brains are really in the blessing and don't know the blessing.

The next few weeks were happy weeks, and Zhou Huan, who inherited his parents' inheritance and car accident compensation, suddenly became a happy boy worth millions and two houses.

He bought two of the most high-end computers, pulled on the optical fiber, and started a happy life alone.

The two worlds are somewhat similar, but they are different, for example, this world is now in the nineties, more than ten years earlier than Zhou Huan's world, but the development of science and technology is faster, the Internet has become popular, and touchscreen mobile phones are also used, but WeChat and other countries have not appeared, and it is still the world of bbs and blogs.

There are many classic things, such as World Domination 7 and Endless Abyss 3, but there are also a lot of good things in this world that Zhou Huan has not seen, Might and Magic and StarCraft make Zhou Huan have a lot of fun, and giant movies such as Onslaught and Titanic make Zhou Huan extremely admire the imagination of people in this world.

Happiness, it's really incomparably happy, another world, he's just a hard high school student who has to study hard all day long, can only watch the news while eating, and can only play games and the Internet in private.

And now, Zhou Huan can do whatever he wants!

The system doesn't force him to study hard, and there is no punishment, and dying in the dungeon only ends the dungeon, doesn't it?

Two weeks later, Zhou Huan, who was playing a game, suddenly felt a shock in his mind, a series of words appeared in front of him, and the system released the task.

Post on Tianya forums and blogs.

The content of the post is very ordinary, it is to praise how democratic, rich and powerful the United States of America is, and how honest and benevolent politicians their country has, and the thousand-word article is so numb, Zhou Huan got goosebumps after reading it.

The article also included a photograph of an American congressman who was on a visit to China and had come to Zhou Huan's city in the past few days.

The chicken soup for the soul of the congressman's speech was specially cited by Zhou Huan and put at the end of the article.

"What the hell is this?"

Zhou Huan was a little curious, and after publishing articles on Tianya and blogs and foreign Twitter, he still couldn't understand what the system wanted him to do?

Newton's Three Laws, I am the protagonist, what does it have to do with forum posts?

After the post was sent, various follow-ups appeared soon below.

"I have never seen such a cent party. ”

"It's really disgusting, do you believe all those nonsense?"

"It's a pity that the ID of the landlord is actually the spokesperson of the traitorous lackey. ”

Zhou Huan's registered ID is called the Third Artillery, and Zhou Huan of the Second Artillery knows what it means, but what is the Third Artillery? Zhou Huan really doesn't know.

Faced with the reply below, Zhou Huan's face twitched, and finally he didn't choose to reply, this kind of post is really painful.

A few months later.

After Zhou Huan finished playing the game one day, he suddenly felt back pain - he stayed in the room for so long playing games, reading books and listening to music, and no matter how healthy his body was, he couldn't stand it.

"The world is so big, I'm going to see it. ”

Zhou Huan thought about it and made a difficult decision, he was going to travel around the world. Anyway, staying at home for a few months made him not want to stay at home for the time being.

Conveniently closed the webpage of the Tianya Forum, and at the same time emptied the inbox full of text messages, most of which Zhou Huan had never read - in the past few months, Zhou Huan has vaguely become a small celebrity in Tianya's national customs, and the reputation of the Third Artillery has been resolutely attributed to a member of the Han Traitor Dog Belt Road Party, after all, his posts are too contrary to IQ.

"India's purchase of a Russian aircraft carrier for zero yuan is a big victory for democracy!"

"Caring for children, see how much the BBC is doing in this area. ”

"Love is stronger than gold, and the relationship between the parliamentarian and his wife is shameful to countless couples in the world. ”

......

At the beginning, after Zhou Huan posted, there would be a few posts mocking and ridiculing Zhou Huan, and then the posts sank rapidly, but later, several things happened that made Zhou Huan a celebrity all of a sudden.

On the seventh day after Zhou Huan's post, the American congressman he praised was suddenly exposed to drug abuse and embezzlement of public funds, and he quickly stepped down after being featured in the New York Times.

Someone put this post on top, and below are all kinds of replies mocking Zhou Huan.

"Third Artillery, does your face hurt?"

"When will the pulled out by the landlord be eaten back?"

"He is also honest and benevolent, which is really a model for American politicians. ”

The various replies made Zhou Huan's face very painful and red, but fortunately, this was a post from the system, and Zhou Huan finally endured it.

Then, the following things made Tianya netizens laugh, and not long after Zhou Huan's post about BBC caring for children was published, a super scandal broke out of the BBC host's molestation of boys.

Then came the complimentary post of the parliamentarian couple, and the zipper's door of the parliamentarian was grandly unveiled.

The posts of the Third Artillery Corps became hot all of a sudden, and the Archaeological Party and the Examination Party got up to leave messages, and everyone was surprised to find that Zhou Huan's other posts were really interesting.

The Russian government proposed to India to increase the money for the aircraft carrier, and after a certain building was built, it was found that it was a tofu scum project, and the xx star was arrested for drunk driving and drug abuse...... What the Third Artilleryman praised, praised, and envied, and then collapsed under the mouth of this man.

Of course, Zhou Huan doesn't care about these things, anyway, his post doesn't violate the country's policies and regulations at all, even the most demanding people will only say that Zhou Huan is too painful.

"System, did you cause all this?"

"No, I didn't, I'm just a porter of history, writing out some possible things in advance. ”

The system replied categorically.