April Fool's Day is irresponsible, illogical, and brainy
The first place in the brain hole solicitation activity was announced.
In this three-hour brain hole collection, Sister Joddy won the first place.
It was supposed to be 24 hours, but the dog author got the time wrong. The following are the details.
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(It's purely a sudden brain hole, the character OOC is serious, the logic is confused, don't spray)
On the morning of April 1, Li Kang got up early and made a table of breakfast......
When Ji Neyan came down and Lin Qian hadn't gotten up yet, Li Kang suddenly said to Ji Neyan seriously: "Dad, I think there is something I plan to confess: Actually, I am really Ji Yihang." β
Ji Neyan was stunned: "Didn't we already talk about it that day and keep acting?" My wife is not here at this time, where are you playing? β
Li Kang was speechless: "I mean seriously!" β
Ji Neyan: "I know it's April Fool's Day today, is it interesting to play me??" Anyway, it's said that you'll keep acting, so you can just play it well in front of my wife...... Hush! Be quiet, don't wake her up, she slept late last night......"
Li Kang: "......"
Lin Qian, who was woken up: "......"
Li Kang glanced at the stupid old Ji, and silently took the prepared breakfast back to the kitchen.
Ji Neyan shouted in the back: "Don't take it away, I haven't finished eating it yet......"
Li Kang: "β_β hum~ The love breakfast I prepared for my mother is not for you......"
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At dinner time, the table is ......
Lin Qian glanced at Ji Neyan: "Why do I seem to hear some acting in the morning??" You father and son are acting together to deceive me??γ½('Πβ²)?β»ββ»"
Ji Neyan broke out in a cold sweat: "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense!! β
Li Kang, Lin Qian: "......"
Seeing Ji Neyan's reaction, Lin Qian sat up straight and said solemnly: "I was just asking casually, it seems that your father and son really have something to hide from me?" β
Ji Neyan was excited, and his IQ suddenly went online: "No, wife, listen to me: in the morning, the baby suddenly wanted to tease you on April Fool's Day and said that he was not Ji Yihang, and I educated him seriously...... Well, that's the way it is."
Lin Qian: "β_β is it?" How do I hear that it doesn't seem to be like that? β
Ji Neyan gave Li Kang a look (Lao Ji: Quickly persuade your mother), and said at the same time: "Wife, there is nothing to do, you must have heard it wrong!" β
Li Kang looked at the situation on the field and said: "Mom, in fact, I originally wanted to joke with my dad in the morning that I wasn't Ji Yihang, but my dad told me that it was useless to tease him on April Fool's Day, and suggested that I use this trick on you~"
Lin Qian: "Ji Neyan! I'm fat! Will you sleep in your study tonight!! β
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When Li Kang, who had finished pit Ji Neyan, was refreshed and was about to make a video with Chen Xiaoli, Lin Qian walked into the room......
Lin Qian: "Baby, I heard you guys talking about acting well in the morning, what the hell is going on?" β
(Lin Qian's inner os: If it weren't for the scar on your head that I accidentally fell out of when I was a child, I would have almost thought that Ji Nayan was looking for someone to act...... οΌ
Li Kang was stunned, thought about it for a while and decided to tell the truth, and by the way, he pit Lao Ji Yibo: "Mom, emmm, actually, my father really wanted to find me to play Ji Yihang, he didn't know that I was really Ji Yihang, and he always thought it was because I looked like a liar to my grandfather." I wanted to tell him the truth last time, but he thought that my sister was trying to help me.asxs. felt that the price was not enough, and then one day, he came to him convulsively and said that you like me a lot, and let me keep playing his son...... I wanted to tell him again this morning, but he thought April Fool's Day lied to him, and that's it."
Lin Qian: "......"
Li Kang: "So, I'm thinking, let's just let him recognize his grandson next time......
Lin Qian: "Well done, let this idiot recognize his grandson directly...... Speaking of grandchildren, baby, how are you doing with your little girlfriend? When will Mom be able to hold her grandson?? Let me tell you, I designed clothes for all ages at that time, but unfortunately I didn't have a chance to wear them for you, so I'll keep them for my little grandson next time and try them one by one~"
Li Kang's face flushed: "It's still early, I'm working hard to ......"
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postscript
Early the next morning, Ji Neyan was pleased with a pot of "hot and sour soup" cooked by Lin Qian (with a whole bottle of vinegar), and reaped the "reward" of sleeping in the study for a week......
Li Kang: Look, this is the price of being stupid, a lesson in blood and tears, take it as a warning~ Next time I must not commit such a stupid thing in front of the baby (?????????)
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