Chapter 3: Splashing the wrong person

The mobile phone that Ling Ling had been holding suddenly rang loudly, "Alas? Wait a minute! Ling Ling smiled sweetly, "I'll answer the phone~"

She quickly patted the ash on her buttocks, hid in the women's toilet in disgust, and opened this Pandora's box with Ji Xiaoai and Jiang Yu - canned herring.

As soon as the box was opened, the tenfold smell of concentrated stinky tofu came to the nose with a strong fishy smell.

Fortunately, they had prepared masks in advance, otherwise they would have been smoked to death first, and a total of five cans of herring mixed with water and stirred. Nice, stinky and perfect!

As Manager Huang approached, the duo of making stinky barrels also sped up.

Ling Ling ran to the men's bathroom and locked the door with a mop lever, and then ran back to the women's bathroom, Jiang Xiang looked up and asked, "Where did he enter?" ”

"Third from left."

Jiang Xiang carried half a bucket of finished products on his own and entered the fourth room of the men's toilet.

Stepping on the toilet lid, he said to the two people below, "You guys hold me down there." ”

"Okay."

Her legs were held up, and she lifted the bucket, it was indeed a bit heavy to hold this bucket, hum, this stinky man, you always take advantage of girls!

"1~2~3, pour."

Jiang Xiang directly skimmed the bucket after pouring it, and then laughed and said, "Hahahahaha, little deflated calf, see if you dare to touch the tiger's butt in the future." ”

Jiang Xiang couldn't wait to cross his feet, turned over and jumped on the partition, and turned over to see him drop the soup chicken.

"Let you always take advantage of your female colleagues, this canned herring must smell good... You..."

"You... You..."

Ling Ling saw Jiang Xiang hanging on the partition, his eyes glazed and stumbling without speaking. "Jiang Desire? Jiang Desire, what's wrong with you? ”

Jiang Xiang calmed down a bit, "Sisters, have you seen... Toilet boy? ”

What toilet boy?

Jiang Yu won't see ghosts, right? Have a head or a head?

The two people below looked at each other, and their legs trembled a little.

The woman above swallowed her saliva and looked down at the grand scene next door, "Don't say it, this toilet boy... looks quite like our general manager, with big eyes and a high nose. ”

"General Manager?"

The two of them were taken aback... Total! Pass through! Reason!

Ling Ling and Ji Xiaoai whispered, "It's clearly Huang Shan who just entered!" ”

Gu Li Shen listened to the muttering voices outside, and one of them asked, "Jiang Xu, what have you seen?" ”

The one on the head: "The toilet boy is wearing underwear." ”

"Toilet boy?" I was surprised. "Forget it, and then."

The one on the head: "And then, he... Glaring at me. ”

The man swallowed his temper and lifted his pants, and his cold eyes flickered, "Jiang Xu, are you sure you want to see it again?" ”

Jiang Yu shouted at Ling Ling and Ji Xiaoai regardless of the danger, "I'm rough! It's really a general manager, run away! ”

The two tacitly agreed to leave Jiang Xiang and run. One is afraid of losing his job, and the other is afraid of his uncle.

Jiang Yu is afraid of both!

She jumped down from it regardless of the height, spread her legs and sprinted for 100 meters, and was hugged by Gu Lishen before she ran two steps, "You still dare to run?" ”

"General manager, why are you still in the company?" And still in the toilet ...

Jiang Xiang also got the smell of herring all over his body, and was pulled by Gu Lishen's wrist instead, covering his mask and struggling helplessly, "Hmm... Ouch my mom, it's so delicious..."

Gu Li was angry and vomited blood, but he couldn't scold her.

led her back to the men's toilet and took down the pole in the third room from the right, and Huang Shan's sound of struggle could be vaguely heard inside.

"With this IQ, you still want to play tricks on people?"

Jiang Xiang could only scold Ling Ling in his heart at this time.

Twenty-four years old! It's still stupid and can't tell the difference, a waste!

Jiang Xu's mask was ripped off and put on his mouth.

The whole person was thrown in front of a Porsche 198, and the man pressed the fire and pointed at the co-pilot and yelled at her, "Get in the car!" ”

The bustling street of Linhai City in the early morning is still rush hour, and there is a rare open-top Porsche sandwiched between many well-behaved cars.

The drivers all love cars, and they want to get closer to admire and admire, and as soon as they rolled down the windows and stuck their heads, they were smoked back by the smell emanating from the Porsche, and there were a few hurried hands shaking the windows.

The red light went out, and before the driver could react to the smell, the Porsche had already soared a few miles away.

Jiang Xiang grabbed the seat belt and shouted to the person next to him who was calmly racing the car, "General manager, you... You slow down..."

"Speeding deduction points~~~Vomit~"

Jiang Xiang rolled his eyes in the wind, Ouch, I'll go, this smell is too exciting.

She couldn't describe the smell, like a constipated uncle who ate stinky fish overnight, and the smell of a mudslide for a while. It's like leftover shellfish wrapped in an uncle's stinky socks and thrown into the trash to ferment for a week.

This kind of stinky went straight to the heavenly spirit cover, and Ren Tong's second vein was opened in an instant, which was quite ecstatic.

Ay? How are the two Gu Li Shen... It seems that there is a phantom...

Gu Lishen rushed all the way back to his home in Jincheng, Jiang Xiang was confused, and he didn't break free, and followed him home.

After entering the password, Gu Lishen led Jiang Xiang towards his room. The door to the next bedroom suddenly opened.

Ji Xiaoai was wiping her hair and looking at the two of them, and she was dumb with Jiang Yu: What's the situation? You've been caught!

Gu Li paused and turned his head to look at Ji Xiaoai, "Smell of wine?" ”

Gu Lishen's nose is too smart, and he can smell Ji Xiaoai's wine when he is surrounded by the smell of canned herring while wearing a mask?

Jiang Xiang's eyes were quick, and he kicked Ji Xiaoai back to the bedroom with a horizontal kick, and smiled at Gu Li Shen, "The smell of wine on my body, what I drink, what I drink..."

Ji Xiaoai rolled on the ground three times before stopping... This Jiang wants to be too ruthless, don't you know if you are a professional?

Gu Lishen took off one by one in the bathroom and threw them into the dirty clothes basket, even throwing out the clothes with the dirty clothes basket.

Jiang Xiang silently took on the new mask and tied the thrown out clothes basket with plastic wrap for a few layers, then put it into the express carton, and packed more than a dozen layers until she thought it didn't smell and threw it at the door.

Ji Xiaoai ran over and took advantage of the sound of the shower inside to pull Jiang Xiang to his room, "Why were you arrested?" ”

Jiang Yu said in annoyance, "You don't know what speed your uncle has?" ”

"Your uncle!" Ji Xiaoai glanced at her, snorted arrogantly, and said indifferently, "Anyway, if you are arrested, uncle will not do anything to you." ”

I still remember that a month ago, when she returned to China after graduation, the house she bought was not renovated, and she didn't want to go home to see her parents, so she temporarily lived in her uncle's house, which was only five years older than her.

As soon as she got off the plane and ran to her uncle's office with her luggage, she saw an intern with a huge temper and discussed with her uncle that the contract liquidated damages were illegal.

She slapped the table and yelled, "Who are you?" Why do you talk to my uncle like that? ”

Unexpectedly, people pinched their waists and said slowly, "I am the woman your uncle has ever dreamed of." ”

Her uncle, did not refute.

Then, she was actually scolded by her uncle in private, saying that she didn't know how to be polite and disrespected her elders.

Please, Jiang Yu is only two years older than her, okay! How did you automatically get promoted...