Plum Blossom Ling Han 367, news in the cell, I came up with a crime

"Isn't it, maybe four or five days. You're new, they're both new. I've only been here for four or five days, and I'm a newcomer. The main thing is that I can't sleep well at night, it's really bitter. I didn't sleep much, I was tired, I went to sleep. After speaking, the blue-clothed Xiaoguang returned to the corner of the cell, lay in the grass and fell asleep on her side, and no one called her to pay attention. It seems that she has not slept for three or four days, and this little girl is strangely pitiful.

I stood up, walked to the gate of the fence, and the male and female prisoners shouted, "Which of you is the king?" Who is the queen? Who is the boss in your prison? ”

An aunt smiled and said, "Oh, this female prisoner is so smart." I've just been locked up in a cell, and I know how to worship the mountain gate. Come, your aunt is the boss. Auntie is a talker, you come to kowtow to Auntie. ”

I immediately took a step back, and quickly bowed three times, and everyone was very happy to see the aunt hosta, and everyone laughed.

Another aunt smiled at me and said, "You're quite smart." Hey, don't you look like a bad guy? Why are you locked up? Tell your aunt, what did you do? ”

An older girl also asked me, "I'm curious, what is the reason for your detention here?" Tell me about it. ”

I thought about it for a while and said casually: "My crimes can be big or small, dispensable, sometimes invisible, sometimes hidden, and unpredictable." For my sin is called ...... Soaring, glorious and rich. That's what happened. Our Yehnara family is ruined, shabby, and must rise. Men can't be officials, and they can only marry well by women. ”

"No, I totally understand." The daughter-in-law of a female prisoner in the cell next door to me immediately chimed in, and I found my first fan.

I was in a heavy mood, and I deliberately faced everyone with a sad face, and said loudly: "A family with good luck will have a good in-laws." Whether you manage your in-laws for good or bad, it's good to be rich and powerful. ”

"It's really an ordinary person, an ordinary man. I want to climb the dragon and the phoenix wholeheartedly, climb the high branches, and if I can't find it, I will go to prison again, why bother? "The female inmate in the cell next to me was in her twenties, and she thought she was smart.

I continued to melancholy, "But I'm ready to shoot. Ready to go, there is no regret medicine at all, there is no way back at all. Now that you are on the battlefield, where is the reason to retreat? Since the charge is in battle, the sword has no eyes. In front of them, there are either jackals, tigers and leopards, or countless large and small traps. The rat trap, the bear trap, the rabbit trap, the fox trap, the wild boar, the deaf snake, the insect cage, the bird cage, all kinds of knives, guns, axes, hooks, forks, swords, halberds, all over the place. It's like that on the battlefield. ”

Unexpectedly, after I finished speaking, I looked at it confidently, and everyone was stunned, as if they were stunned, I dare to love that I have the talent of a storyteller, so many prisoners like to listen to it. And everyone listened to it fascinated, which gave me face.

I continued: "The competition in the workplace is really fierce! I didn't succeed in this, and I didn't catch the shadows. I didn't get any benefits, and I lost my wife and broke my soldiers. I also used it as a gun, I'm stupid. It can be seen that many women in this huge team are very smart. Many women are resourceful, insidious, and intelligent. It's easy to dodge with a gun, you can run away from a monk, but you can't run away from the temple? I escaped the first year of junior high school, but I can't avoid fifteen. Ten thousand arrows are fired together, the sky is dark, and the sand is flying. If you don't know how to do it, you'll be plotted, and you'll be eaten. Others kill you with a knife, strangle you with a rope, and pour poison on you. Either starve you to death, or drown you. Oops, burn you with fire. Blame you for your crimes, and put you in jail. ”

"Ahh As soon as she cried like this, everyone went to see her.

The middle-aged female prisoner was crying in a cell far away, and the middle-aged female prisoner attracted everyone's attention.

A young man passing by casually said to me at the door: "She is going to be beheaded, and she will be beheaded in four days." She murdered her father-in-law and hacked him to death with father and son. It was seen. Very bad. ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately came to my senses. I asked the young man, "Really, she's a beheader?" ”

"Really, I'm going to be beheaded in four days." The young official at the door said, "I knew today, why bother in the first place." I heard that it was a daughter-in-law who robbed her relatives. But they didn't get along, and in the end, the family was ruined. Not only did the father-in-law hack to death, the mother-in-law was scared to death, and the sister-in-law was frightened crazy, and the baby cried to death in the basket. The man is not at home. But the daughter-in-law of the female prisoner hacked her father-in-law to death. Oops, the blood is miserable. It's serious, and the truth is clear. In four or five days she will be beheaded. However, the adults said that it might be changed to hanging. Then the bones will be complete. It can also be regarded as an open side of the net, if the head is cut off, it will be broken in two. It's not pretty. ”

An old woman came to my door and said casually: "Yes, it was broken in two, and I went to the palace of the king of Hades, how can I make a difference?" In the next life, I will definitely be a pig, or a cat, and at the last time, a chicken, duck and goose. Maybe you can also be a cow, sheep and horse. Oops, I'm sure I won't be able to be a human being in the next life. But what was she in her last life? Is it also livestock? ”

I said casually: "I had a grudge in my last life, and I am looking for revenge in this life, so I can explain it." ”

"Isn't that just, it makes sense. It should be here to seek revenge, I made a feud in my last life, and I came to seek revenge in this life. If it was a cat and a mouse in the previous life, it would be a mortal enemy. In the next life, it will still be a cat and a mouse, and it will be a mortal enemy. Oops, I think that's it. The woman in her thirties across from me immediately said.

When many people heard this, they nodded and agreed very much.

I said casually: "Is it a man cheating outside, messing with flowers and grass, and there are fox spirits." Maybe, their house stinks. ”

"Gee, you have a point. A daughter-in-law hacked her father-in-law to death. Chopped off his head with an axe, oops, there must be hatred and anger. It must be that the son who was born is not right, and the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked. Maybe this father-in-law is still lustful for this daughter-in-law, I don't know what kind of family it is? I'm afraid it's not a good family, it's a mess. It's just a raccoon dog at all, and there must be no good people in that family. That's why there was a murder case. Oops, that's miserable. ”

The old woman in another cell pretended to be clever and said, "The daughter-in-law wants to cut off her head, but the father-in-law is already dead, and the daughter-in-law will be hacked to death." It's miserable. Why bother to be married together? In my opinion, if the eight characters don't match, they must not be combined! Something big is going to happen. Twisted melons are not sweet. If you don't fit to be a husband and wife, make do with your life, that's harming others and yourself, and your family will be ruined. ”