Chapter 149: "Real" relatives
Life is full of too many accidents, sometimes it's a good thing, don't expect too much, the greater the hope, of course, the greater the disappointment!
For example, walking towards the square, pulling the dark night with a big long face, forgetting worries and carrying two brand-new skeleton shelves is eight hundred meters away from his brother, looking at the donkey face in the dark night, he doesn't dare to talk at all, it's better to stay away.
His brother has a little convulsion today, and he is terrible to be beaten by a fat beating, which is simply more than worth the loss!
Walking in the dark night, he suddenly stood down, and glanced at the forgetfulness of the big bone stick behind him, which scared him enough.
Forget worry shook the big bone stick in his hand, strengthened his courage, and said to the night worriedly: "Brother!
After thinking for a while, I was puzzled and said, "Have you eaten?"
As soon as he heard that he was asking about this, he directly put down the heart he had just mentioned, thinking that his brother was mentally dull and had killed his flowers, so he reacted and wanted to beat him.
"No, you said take me to a big dinner in the evening, how can I eat, I drank some water when I was hungry, hehe!" said Forget Worry squeezed his eyes into the night.
The dark night nodded: "Why are you so far away from me? I won't smoke you, you're afraid of a ball!"
"Really?"
"You want me to whip you up?"
"Just kidding, brother, let me tell you, your radish really didn't me play to death, I came out fine. ”
Forgetting the worry just now, he saw his brother's carrot dead on the table, listening to the scolding in the night, he didn't even dare to look at his brother's eyes, and he slipped into his good grandfather's house, and checked the gold coins with the old man to avoid the disaster.
The night rolled his eyes at Forget Worry, slapped it on the shoulder, and a carrot came out directly, and after this carrot came out, he shook his head for a while, and sprayed dead air in his face, and he frowned.
"I'm not dead! ”
Forget the worries and look straight in his eyes, it's amazing, how did this thing get into his brother's arms?
Forget worry stepped forward and stared at this carrot directly, indeed, it was the one he was playing with, this action was taught by himself, he stared at the night with a puzzled squint.
The night pursed his lips and said, "The magic is magical, go and study it yourself in the future, go! Don't give me the time to miss it." ”
Forget to worry and see that the carrot he was playing with did not die, this time he didn't hide from the night, and he was completely puzzled, and said to the night beside him: "Brother, where is this going?"
Looking at the increasingly lively night, he said to the forgotten worry next to him: "Where are you going? Go to another world in this town, a place that only professionals such as mages and swordsmen can go, and go to meet relatives!"
Forgetting to hear his brother say this, he directly opened his squint and looked at the night and said, "Relatives?
"Cut! Your relatives are snobbish, if you don't become a mage, you may not know each other for the rest of your life. ”
"So snobbish, then what are we going to do?" Forgetting worries is also true, listening to what the night said, he directly said a doubt.
"Don't look like a snob, but you have a lot of contact with that relative, and it definitely makes you love and hate.
I'm just showing you the way this time, you remember to come often in the future, and learn his skills for three points, it is estimated that it will be enough for you to dominate the academy. The night patted the shoulder of the forgotten worries and taught him seriously.
Forgetting his worries was completely confused, and he was a little confused when he heard his brother say this.
Seeing his sluggish expression that he couldn't react to, he patted his head and said, "Don't think so much, just remember to wander around the door often in the future." ”
"Good!"
In this way, I immediately understood that I would like to forget my worries, and I will be able to visit my relatives, this is my specialty, otherwise he usually plays by himself, and he plays with him many times.
"That's right! When you go to their house in a while, I'll give you a look, and you rush to the back of their house, and give me food when you see it, it's best if you can eat it all, if you can't eat it, don't you still have skeleton soldiers with you, pack it for me and take it away, don't be polite, go back and improve the food for Grandpa Shan, if he dares to smoke you, I'll carry it for you!" said to Forget Worry in the dark night.
Forgetting to hear his brother say this, he was also stunned for a while, why did his relatives do this? He said to the night in astonishment: "Brother, is it okay to do this?"
The dark night patted his fleshy head and said, "Do you listen to your brother and me?"
"That's right, but you said it, then I can look at your eyes, and I'm not welcome if you give me a look, you know how much I eat!"
"Okay! I'm afraid you won't be able to finish eating, so you're welcome! ”
When I heard that I forgot to worry about this in the night, I smiled obscenely, this pit dad old goods, last time I didn't pit him with gold coins, this time he brought a live treasure to this relative's second uncle, he definitely has it!
In the future, he often comes to his second uncle's life in his later years, and saves the panic of prostituting women every day, causing economic disputes, which can definitely make him jump for a while, his baby brother is not a fuel-efficient lamp, which is usually pressed by him.
"Hey! It's here!" "Night Forgetfulness leads the sewer entrance behind the Necromancer Guild.
"Isn't this the back of the Necromancer's Guild?
Forget your worries and be a little confused, this is not a place to live, I am saying that even if you dare to build a wooden house here, the Necromancer Association will keep it for you and demolish it for you the next day.
"Hey, hey, a different world!" After the night finished speaking, he opened the iron door of the sewer, and kicked him directly towards the still stunned forgetfulness, and looked at his two skeletons, and after two feet, he also jumped down.
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"Brother, why is this place so prosperous?"
Forget worries In this dark world, the eyes are a little insufficient, and the scantily clad "young lady" on both sides of the stinky ditch likes it when you look at it.
He liked to play with his young lady, it was so much to his appetite, his brother had never taken him here before, and he had no idea that there was such a world in this town, and that it was as prosperous at night as the main street where their family lived during the day.
"Remember the way! I'll take you once, next time you're going to come often, and you'll have a chance to watch!" the night pulled his little fleshy paw, and muttered to a little dizzying oblivion.
There are a lot of people in this sewer today, and the space is originally narrow, almost to the point of rubbing shoulders, but the more you go inside, the more deserted it becomes, that is, the stall and prostitute in the middle are a little more prosperous.
In a place like his second uncle doing black goods business, it is impossible to open a store in such a prosperous area, and it is definitely better to be in a more remote and deserted place.
The night finally came to the door of his second uncle with Forget Worry, as soon as he looked up at the opposite side, he was directly stunned, and he grabbed Forget Worry's hand and stood there.
The house on the opposite side of the rat's eye was in ruins, leaving a deep pit full of broken wooden planks, and a smell of decay, dilapidation, and blood filled the air.
Dead!
Looking at the situation on the other side in the dark night, he knew that he must be dead, and the mouse eyes with a heart darker than his black beard were definitely more auspicious.
It is common for people to die in this place, and occasionally I can't say which stinky ditch, there is a floating corpse, but it is usually a dead outsider, and I have never heard of a dead person who has opened a shop here.
The dark night turned his head and looked at his second uncle's brightly lit broken wooden house, and then he breathed a sigh of relief, but he immediately cursed at his second uncle, why is it not this thing that died, and this thing is not much stronger than the mouse eye.
"Brother, what's wrong with you?" said Forget Worry as he looked at the stunned expression of the night.
"It's alright! ”
"That's it?"
Forget your worries and doubts, this relative lives in this dilapidated house?
This house is also in the sewer, if it is estimated that it will not be able to withstand a gust of wind in autumn, how poor is this, so poor and as snobbish as his brother said, what kind of superb relative is this?
Squinting at Danfeng's eyes in the dark, he looked at his younger brother and said obscenely: "Do you know how to call the door here?"
Forget to worry at his brother, and said questioningly: "Didn't you knock it?"
"Hey, hey, you look at your brother's way of calling the door, learn a little, and do it when you come back!"
After finishing speaking, he stood up, luckily lucked, and walked towards the broken wooden door that was leaking everywhere, and the big-footed girl kicked it, and shouted loudly: "Second uncle! I'll take your second nephew to see you!"
"I'm grass! Little rabbit cub in the night, you are a special mourning star! I want your second uncle to kill me!"
Blackbeard on the counter in the room was holding a light blue transparent magic ornament in his hand, and he was frightened by the sound of the night, and the magic ornament in his hand fell directly on the counter.
There was a crisp snap, and it was directly broken into four or five petals, and Blackbeard's eyes were red when he looked at the broken magic ornament, and he roared angrily at the figure at the door.
The dark night didn't pay attention to it at all, and raised his eyes towards the stunned forgetfulness behind him and said, "Let's go!"