Chapter Eighty-Four: We Are Strictly Trained to Laugh No Matter How Funny We Are! (Ask for recommendation, ask for collection!) )

"What's the matter?"

Looking at the person who suddenly walked in, Zhang Dali put down the water cup in his hand and asked out loud.

"My name is Huang Lin, I'm here to tell you something!" Huang Lin cautiously glanced around, for fear that the "female ghost" would accidentally burst out from the side.

"Hello Mr. Huang, is there anything we can do to help you?"

As a security guard, I often encounter customers who ask for help finding someone, or who have lost something and come to inquire about it.

The park had just closed, so the two of them didn't think it was too strange.

Huang Lin swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said with a serious face: "What I am going to say next, you must not be afraid."

Zhang Dali smiled, "Don't worry, we are security guards, we won't be afraid, please tell me something." ”

Huang Lin leaned forward, lowered his voice and said, "I saw a female ghost just now!"

"Who is the female ghost?" Zhang Dali was in awe, seeming to be ...... Are you looking for someone?

"It's not any one, it's a female ghost!"

Next to him, the brush in Liu Xiong's hand moved twice, and he drew a cute anime character on the paper.

"Like?"

"Uh...... No, she's not that cute! ”

"Oh, so that's it?" Liu Xiong added a pair of demonic wings to the characters.

"Uh...... It's not right, she's not a Western demon, she's a female ghost! ”

Brush Brush Brush ......

It was quiet in the security room, only the sound of Liu Xiong's brushing was sounding.

"Is that it?"

"This ......" Looking at the stick figure drawn by Liu Xiong, Huang Lin was anxious.

"Hell! It's the kind of ghost who has suffered grievances and can't be reincarnated after death!

Have you ever read a horror novel? It's the kind of female ghost who wears white clothes, can ask for people's lives, and can float away! ”

"Poof......" Zhang Dali, who was drinking water next to him, accidentally squirted out.

"Again, I'm not kidding!! I really saw ghosts! ”

"Poof......

Liu Xiong couldn't help but laughed.

As a result, Zhang Dali finally held back, but one didn't jump, and then laughed.

Huang Lin: "......"

"What are you laughing at?"

"Ahem, I remember something glad of me." Zhang Dali couldn't bear to interrupt the performance of the person in front of him, so he had no choice but to find a random reason.

"What's the joy of what?"

"My wife has a baby, I'm going to be a father!"

"Poof......" Liu Xiong couldn't help laughing, after all, the two of them are very familiar, and the girlfriend hasn't been skimmed yet, where is the child.

"What are you laughing at?" Huang Lin looked at Liu Xiong with a desperate expression.

"My wife has also given birth!"

"Your wife is the same person?"

"Yes, yes, oh, no, we're on the same day, on the same day!"

Huang Lin was in a hurry, patted the table, and said very seriously: "I'm repeating, I'm not joking!!"

As a result, the two of them laughed even more.

“Why!!!” Huang Lin was as anxious as he wanted to be, why didn't anyone believe in the matter of human life?

"Ahem!" Zhang Dali put down the teacup in his hand and cleaned up his emotions, "What, this gentleman, let's get down to business, the female ghost you said in your mouth...... She...... Isn't it amazing? ”

Huang Lin took a deep breath, and in his mind he was thinking about the scene where the female ghost appeared, "It's not a question of whether she is powerful or not, the main thing is that she is really the kind that is rare, her face is very pale, and her teeth are very red!" Unfortunately, it was so dark inside the haunted house that I couldn't see what she looked like! ”

"Poof......" As a result, Zhang Dali couldn't hold back, and all the tea in his mouth squirted out.

Huang Lin was so mad that he exploded, "You deceive people too much, I've put up with you for a long time!" ”

"What, understand, my wife has a baby."

"You're obviously laughing at me, and you haven't stopped!"

"Mr. Huang, don't worry, we are highly trained." When Zhang Dali was halfway through speaking, he stopped and coughed vigorously to ease his smile.

"No matter how funny it is, we won't laugh unless we ...... Can't help it! ”

Seeing that Huang Lin was about to get angry, Liu Xiong quickly stood up and said in order not to make things bigger: "It's better like this, Mr. Huang, you leave a phone number, and then go back and wait for news, and after we investigate the results, we will call you to inform you."

"Good, good!" Huang Lin nodded frantically, like a chicken pecking rice, "You bring more black dog blood, peach wood swords, donkey hooves or something, that thing to ward off evil spirits!" ”

"Good, good!" The two of them forced a perfunctory smile.

Seeing that someone finally believed in him, Huang Lin also breathed a sigh of relief.

Merely.

When Huang Lin walked out, he could clearly hear the crazy laughter coming from the security room behind him.

This......

Huang Lin didn't think much about it, anyway, he had already told them, believe it or not it was their business, he wouldn't come here anyway.

Because of the handful of snot and tears he cried just now, after Huang Lin walked out of Zhongshan Park, he found a public toilet and went in to wash his face.

However, when he went to the toilet and was about to leave, he suddenly found that the door of the public toilet was closed from the outside!!

At this moment, Huang Lin was desperate.

It's not incomprehensible that the public toilet is closed, but the question is, can you make sure if there is anyone inside before you close the door?

Are you afraid that someone will come in and steal shih at night?

Of course.

The most desperate is yet to come.

After Huang Lin finished complaining, he only felt a cold wind blowing, and then a voice sounded in his ears that was very familiar to him.

It's intermittent and very hoarse.

"You...... Just now...... Kick me down, you're going to ...... Lose me...... One...... New head ......"

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The other side.

After Li Zheng turned off the outdoor live broadcast, he walked slowly towards the South China community with Shen Linxue step by step.

On the way, Shen Linxue didn't know what to think and asked, "Hey, when it comes to the holiday, do you have any plans?"

Li Zheng thought about it seriously, "What can I plan, anyway, I'll talk about it when the time comes." ”

"Aren't you going to travel or something?"

"You have this idea?" Li Zheng glanced at Shen Linxue, and found that this girl was looking at herself with a bright eye, not knowing what the hell she was thinking.

"Yes!" Shen Linxue nodded violently.

"It's good to travel, but what kind of tour am I traveling alone?"

"I'm alone, too."

"Then aren't you idle and looking for trouble, if you travel alone, what if you run into bad people?"

Shen Linxue: "???"

How do you feel that the answer is a little different from what you expected?

This guy ...... It's annoying!!

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