The father-in-law on the left continued: "All these women want to be poor at home, and they have to learn the way of the concubines. The intention is to fly up the branches and enjoy happiness from now on. As a result, they don't deserve it. Don't hide it from the emperor, every show girl, you haven't seen a lot of them. It's Concubine De's time, she is already a concubine, so there is no way to go further. ”

The father-in-law on the left continued: "According to the slave, this is a woman's life. Give you a step, give you a height, and that's it. There are very few women who intend to climb to the nobles and above the nobles. Not everyone has that kind of ability. What's the use of being young and beautiful. What is the use of light capturing a man's heart? ”

Emperor Kangxi immediately retorted: "I don't need to take a fancy to the two of them. I look down on them. Pretty bad. It's just a waste of good looks. Why haven't I found a good young person who is satisfied? I also have to be accompanied by a woman. Old women don't taste the same as young women. But my vision is too high. There are few people in the world who are worthy of me. I'm so distressed. ”

The father-in-law on the left continued: "Maybe the emperor can choose someone from the pile of talented women." Because talented women are smart and have brains. Maybe there are good-looking and young ones. Besides, Concubine De is not illiterate or illiterate. On the contrary, I like to read, play the piano, play chess, sing and dance. Isn't she just a talented girl? What do you see? ”

The emperor laughed when he heard this: "Oh, I see. It turns out that I like Concubine De because I like these. That is, Concubine De is very smart. Very few people can match it. The other concubines are even worse, it's too bad. I am wise and martial, and my appearance is extraordinary, why is no one worthy of me? I'm lonely in old age. Hum! ”

The emperor thought for a moment and then said, "I don't care, let all the people in the world go from house to house." I have to find the woman I like to eat me. Be quick. I can't wait. ”

The father-in-law on the right, although taciturn, is very clever.

The old man asked, "Your Majesty, do you like the young man?" In fact...... Actually, it's pretty good. It's good to be able to be literate and martial. The key is that they are all men, and it is convenient and casual to get along with them. Maybe the emperor can also take the opportunity to recruit young and promising talents to reimburse the court. What do you see? ”

When Emperor Kangxi heard this, he nodded with satisfaction and said, "Okay, that's it." ”

The father-in-law on the right said: "Your Majesty, the so-called teacher is famous." You can't shout loudly. You've got to come up with a plausible name. For example...... What kind of competition is held, so that all young men and women from all over the world come to the capital to compete. ”

The father-in-law on the right said, "Don't you see them?" Why bother us to send people all the way to fish? Casting nets is hard work. Your Majesty, you don't understand the hard work of a fisherman. Fishing is not easy. Sometimes you can't make it up. The fish is too small. Or there are no fish underwater. ”

When the emperor heard this, he suddenly realized. The emperor smiled and said, "That's good, then let's hold a talent fair." The first place winner has a lot of rewards. The name is called the Wise Shenwu Kangxi Talent Conference, how about it? Ahahaha......"

The two fathers-in-law immediately kowtowed and patted their asses and said, "Okay, good!" Good start! It's a good start! Your Majesty, you are so talented! The key is to highlight that this is the Kangxi Talent Conference. Oh, this name is really clear, and it's really a good name. Oh, yes, that's good, that's good. ”

Emperor Kangxi laughed when he heard this: "I actually thought of seven or eight names." I didn't expect me to casually say that one of them was the worst at the bottom, and you said yes and passed. Ahahahaha. That's the name. Competitions under other titles can be held next year and the year after. I want to be lively. Ahahahaha. ”

The two fathers-in-law hurriedly kowtowed and patted their ass: "The emperor is reasonable, yes, yes." Ahahahaha. The emperor is wise. ”

In this way, at noon today, Emperor Kangxi decided to hold the Kangxi Talent Conference on a whim. The key is that including the harem, the officials of the previous dynasty are also included, and the ordinary people outside the palace are vigorously trying to participate, and they are trying to have fun with the monarchs and ministers.

Emperor Kangxi was very surprised, he didn't expect that his casual idea would make all the monarchs, subjects and concubines very happy. It can be seen that he is naturally extremely smart, and no one can match it.

When the emperor was walking in the patio under the Jinluan Palace, he saw not only many officials, but also the young man and minor official I played.

It turned out that after I disguised myself, I became a famous Jiupin small civil official [Ouyang Zaixin, the chief bookkeeper of the Criminal Department].

"Who are you? There are no rules. Who called you here? You're too young. Why did you come in cheekily? Oh, boys and girls must be damaged. You give me ......"

The emperor pointed out from afar in public, and there were many officials in front of the emperor. My direction is in front of the emperor's left hand and left, and there are also many officials. So I saw that many officials in front of and behind me were so frightened that they knelt down.

I also knelt down. It just so happens that I am not the only one who is a nine-grade minor civil official. Like me, they are all young nine-grade civil officials, and there are at least six or seven of them. And even more. And it just so happened that six or seven of us were standing together, very close.

An old officer walked over. Lao Guan was four meters in front of us on the left, and the old officer was very puzzled and asked, "What's the matter with you?" That's about a few of you. Who's a boy or a girl, who's who? ”

I pointed it out to the last three young men who are not Jiupin but are also minor civil officials.

When the old officer saw it, he immediately noticed me.

I looked up at the old officer, with a very stupid and stupid expression. This made the old official not quite believe that the person the emperor said was me. When the emperor looked at the people in front of me, he suddenly found that he was also a beautiful boy, but it was not the boys and girls who made the emperor angry.

Therefore, the old official motioned with his eyes and asked the four people in front of me to go with him to the front to bow down to the emperor. Because of the smart looks of these four people, the old official feels that they are more reliable and can deal with the emperor's next difficulties.

And I'm so stupid, I'm sure I'll mess things up, so maybe I'll have to burden others, so wouldn't it be like I've become a wicked person and hurt a lot of people if I go with me. Then you are doing evil things with good intentions.

Ai Qingyu has always regarded himself as a good person, but the old official is unwilling to be a wicked person, and he has ruined his reputation as a good person.

The two young men behind me were unhappy and unwilling.

The white-skinned young man behind me said first: "Hey, why don't you go?" The emperor obviously called you, and the person who pointed it out was you. Why don't you go forward? ”

The dark-skinned young man to his left was not happy to see me and said, "That's right, you're going to get into trouble if you stand here." You haven't made an inch, but it's your appearance that has caused trouble. I think you're choking enough. We are ordinary-looking, and we won't cause trouble for our own family. You're out of luck. ”

The white-skinned young official immediately chimed in: "Brother Li is right. It's all your fault. Why are you standing next to us and pulling us down? The emperor is wise and martial, and he can see everything clearly with a pair of eyes. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the emperor immediately pointed over again. But this time the person referring to me was not me, but the two black-skinned and white-skinned petty officials behind me.

The Emperor said in a loud voice: "You, you, and the one in front. Come here, y'all! Three stinkers, it's just hateful. Relying on his young and good skin, it's useless to take me in his eyes. Who recommended you? Can you also get famous? Bah! Bah! Hum! ”

Emperor Kangxi, who is in his fifties this year, is really difficult to entangle, and he only does one thing every day, that is, beating chickens and scolding dogs, and trying to make things difficult for all officials. Especially whenever a young official popped up in the courtyard under the Jinluan Hall or the Jinluan Palace, the emperor was more than willing to start banging immediately. Bullying the bully.

I was upset, and looked up at the Emperor with an angry and dissatisfied expression.

An official in front of me on the left was trembling with fright, he was a middle-aged official, Wupin. But he used to be a second-class official, but he was belittled. In fact, it had nothing to do with him, he was so scared that he trembled.

The emperor was still accompanied by the two deputy chief governors of the Great Interior. As if the two had discussed, they still had a clear division of labor on the left and right, standing on both sides, working happily and cooperating tacitly.

The father-in-law on the left also stood on the left before. Two fathers-in-law accompanied the emperor to stand. I couldn't help but explain it to the emperor.

The father-in-law on the left said first: "Your Majesty, there are three people over there, a stinky boy with milky smell and yellow hair." All of them are very likable to women. Oops, all of them have rotten peach blossoms. You see, the shortest one in front of him, a wooden man, looks stunned. Four peach blossoms. Four great beauties pursue him. His name is Ouyang Zaixin. ”

The father-in-law on the left continued: "It just so happens that Ouyang Zaixin was selected by Master Li Zimu and Li Zimu. It just so happened that Li Zimu's daughter took a fancy to him. If it weren't for Lord Plum Wood,"

The father-in-law on the left continued: "I'm afraid that Ouyang is still waiting in his heart." I don't know how many years I'll have to wait. Li Zimu's daughter is twenty-eight years old, and she actually fell in love with nineteen-year-old Ouyang in her heart. This Ouyang is in his heart, and his appearance is really good. ”

The father-in-law on the left continued: "Your Majesty, you don't know. This Ouyang Zaixin himself also hooked up with four or five beauties on the peninsula when he went to Beijing to take the exam. Oh, one is more beautiful than the other, and they are all famous women. Anyway, his rotten peach blossoms are really a lot. ”

The father-in-law on the left continued: "Your Majesty, if you look at the white-skinned young man in the back, he also has two ladies in the family. But there happened to be Miao Jiang's beautiful chick pestering him outside. The two behaved ambiguously, but they were afraid that they would blatantly become a pair of wild mandarin ducks. ”

The father-in-law on the left continued: "Your Majesty, you are looking at that dark-skinned one, he is even more outrageous, he has killed five daughters-in-law, and there are five spirit cards in the family. He was so depressed that he didn't know why he had encountered such bad luck. It's been five times since the white thing happened. He used to be very skinny, but now he is much more stable. Calm down. ”

The father-in-law on the left continued: "Your Majesty, these three young people on the streets of the capital all have famous nicknames. The nickname of the short man in front of him is [Ruyi Lang Ouyang Zaixin]. The nickname of the white face behind this is [Smiling Fox Zuocheng]. The dark-skinned one behind this is called [Urging Ghost Jade Face Langjun Zhen Zhen]. ”

The father-in-law on the left continued: "Your Majesty, it just so happened that Concubine De's baby daughter Qin Du Gege just fell in love with Zhen Zhen, the ghost jade-faced Langjun. But I hate the smiling fox Zuo Cheng. As for Ouyang Zaixin, I'm afraid that as soon as Gege sees it, he may change his mind and fall in love with Ouyang again. ”

The father-in-law on the left continued: "Your Majesty, these three young cubs easily broke through all difficulties and squeezed into the palace by relying on their skins. Oh, if not, I'm just afraid that it's just an unlucky guy named Sun Shan. Your Majesty, you have to deal with their arrogance. ”

When Emperor Kangxi heard this, he nodded in agreement, and then pointed to the three of us unhappily and asked, "I will give you three exam questions, if you can't answer them, I will ask you to be your father-in-law." ”

I was surprised, I quickly turned around and ran away, I really wanted to escape from the palace as soon as possible. And the two young men who were standing behind me just now actually ran away with me, and soon caught up with me, and even ran in front of me.

Zuo Cheng, the white-faced smiling fox, immediately said: "How strange you are, why did you run away?" We're the real thing. Why can't you pass the test? ”

I understand, it turns out that Ouyang Zaixin and Zuo Cheng have long been friends. So Zuo Cheng made the decision to run away together.

And the black-faced skin in front of the right side next to him, the ghost-stricken jade-faced Langjun Zhen Zhen, seems to not know my pretending Ouyang in his heart.

I first asked the black-skinned young man Zhen Zhen, "Then what are you running?" I see, you must be afraid of causing us an escape. Look scares you. The palace is changing, in the blink of an eye. It's really helpless. This martial arts master hasn't started chasing us yet, we're finished. ”

Zuo Cheng nodded and said, "Yes, why haven't the guards chased us yet?" It's weird. Reasoning should have been scrambling to chase after the two of us a long time ago. It's weird. Will we be able to get out alive? Oops, that's good. I think it's still very promising. Let's look ahead. ”

Zuo Cheng said proudly: "After all, the future will be the three of us." We are three young people with hope for the future. ”

The black-skinned Zhen Zhen laughed at me and Zuo Cheng instead, and he said, "When is everything?" You still stink. Do you deserve it too? Phew! The two of you are nothing more than indiscriminate. Don't think I don't know. You all go through the back door and go through nepotism. Otherwise, you will definitely lose your name. I'm the only real thing. You are liars. You are scum. Hum. ”

I was surprised, I didn't expect to meet a very ignorant master. He's really out of place. Although I was angry, I didn't embarrass him. I suddenly accelerated and rushed in front of Zhen Zhen.

I'm actually in the middle between Zhen Zhen and Zuo Cheng. I took the two of them by the hand, and then escaped from the trap by special means. It turned out that I suddenly saw that we had fallen into the formation, and I was afraid that I would not be able to escape after running to death for three days and three nights.

For there is no end to the road ahead. The retreat from the rear is a step-by-step move.

I didn't run away right away, though. I wasted half a day's work. After more than four hours, I took the two of them with a slight jump, and the dye stopped. Then we were already on the outskirts of the capital.

Zuo Cheng naturally threw himself into my arms, I let go of the hand that grabbed Zhen Zhen on the right, Zhen Zhen saw the two of us hugging each other intimately, she was very surprised, she was simply stunned.

Zhen Zhen was very embarrassed as if she had swallowed a fly, and stammered and asked, "What the hell are you two doing?" Although it's good to escape, you don't need to be so happy and celebrate, right? Are you two a couple? Just now, the father-in-law said that you still have a lot of rotten peach blossoms. Oh, that's true. ”

I smiled and said, "There's nothing strange about it. We were originally husband and wife. How many years. Anyway, we were meant to be a couple. And also...... What are your plans? The official can't be an official. ”

Zhen Zhen yawned and said, "I've really convinced you." I will be a burden to you, and you will raise me for three years. as compensation. I don't care, you have to take care of Young Master Ben. Young Master Ben is now short of people to serve. ”

Zuo Cheng smiled: "Okay, it seems that it can only be like this." Okay, let's go with the three of us. This prophecy was not wrong. The three of us can form an invincible and invincible golden iron triangle good partner. Ahahahaha. Then I propose that we go to Muzhou and steal the official silver for ourselves. What do you think? ”

Sure enough, Zhen Zhen is also a person who sees money. Zhen Zhen smiled, smiled and asked, "Oh, and silver?" You dare to make up your mind, what's going on? Is it the people's fat and ointment that the officials exploit the common people and loot? ”

I suddenly felt a stomachache, but I endured it and slowly explained, "This money was obtained from the house." It is not clear who the family who raided the house was. But after the silver was copied, it became official silver. ”

Zhen Zhen said with a smile: "Isn't the silver collected for the official uniform called official silver?" What's so strange? It's stupid. Looks like you can't. ”

I smiled and explained, "There are two kinds of silver. One is going to come in handy, not a penny can be moved. The other is private. ”

When Zhen Zhen heard this, she suddenly realized and said: "I see, so if the Muzhou officials have this money, they can make their own wishful thinking." Probably the news accidentally leaked out. So it has attracted the attention of many young people on the rivers and lakes. So you get the idea, too. Hehehe, I see. Great, I know the news. ”

Zhen Zhen said: "This news is similar to the news that treasures come out from time to time all over the world. Every time it comes out, it will cause a bloody storm. Heck, this time is no exception, it's just a different reason. I'm used to it. I've heard that this has always happened for more than a decade. ”

I explained, "What the treasure is, not necessarily, but this time it's just silver." Many treasures are treasures, and it is not easy to pawn them and turn them into cash. But this time it's real money, and it's easy to use. There's no need to exchange it for money. And there is no mark on the silver. The general official silver was marked. This money is unmarked, and anyone can use it. That's the benefit. ”

Three years later

My new identity is that of a small and wealthy farmer, a handsome man named [Tie Leyin].

I simply took my eleven sons who had just turned one year old and their families to go shopping on the streets of Beijing. It turns out that my family really thinks that their appearance and temperament are too outstanding, so they attract the attention of many people on the street.

But I'm a 30-year-old dad now. I am a farmer who cultivates the land. So I took my parents, my seven beautiful daughters-in-law, and eight seventeen-year-old siblings to Beijing for the first time.

After all, as a Qing Dynasty person, if you don't go to the capital and don't go to the capital to have enough, wouldn't it be a disadvantage to yourself.

Our family didn't use a carriage, but they were all martial arts masters, and they did a lot of work. Walking is very fast, it's like a flying walk. We didn't encounter much obstacle, and a minute later we were recruited to our own house in the capital, which we had already bought.

My house is not big or small in three old houses. Speaking of which, it is also a second-hand house. But it's much better than not having a house to live in. It turned out that I asked someone to go through the formalities for me in the capital and bought a house that I liked.

My 8 17-year-old siblings need to be introduced. First of all, the second sister's name is [Tie Weiwei]. My second sister is a well-informed and gentle beauty who is as gentle as the water in the south of the Yangtze River. The key is that my second sister is good at chess, and her chess skills are exquisite, which is very good. And the second sister is very good at sword kung fu. So she is a female warrior who has been practicing martial arts since childhood.

My eldest sister belongs to the silly beauty of the big grinning eldest sister, whose appearance is called [Tie Qiqi]. My street is very righteous and kind, and I like to eliminate evil and promote good. Not only is he strong in martial arts, he is also good at musical instruments. She can imitate any voice and can be said to be a ventriloquist.

Then the third sister of my family is rude and willful, the third lady has a lively temper, willful and barbaric, a crazy girl, a sedan chair [Iron Star]. She is a girl with a poisonous tongue, a clever and clever ghost. She's both good and evil, and I'll be happy if she can help me. But it depends on her mood.

The rest are my five younger brothers.

The eldest brother, the second brother, and the third brother's parents have been trained as talented scholars since childhood. So the demeanor is gentle, polite, and very pleasing. The key is that scholars can pass the imperial examination as officials, so the future is limitless. My parents are very good and have cultivated three younger brothers who are talented scholars.

In fact, my three younger brothers have not yet taken the Xiucai exam. Because they haven't figured out how to take the imperial examination, their parents didn't let their three sons try it easily. But that doesn't mean my three younger brothers aren't smart, but they're very good.

The eldest brother is called Tie Huaiyi, the second brother is called Tie Ruyi, and the third brother is called Tie Huanyi.

And the last fourth brother and fifth brother were trained by their parents as two crab overlords in the nest. In contrast, the fourth brother seems to be well-behaved and kind on the surface, but in fact, his words and deeds are very selfish and domineering. The fourth brother is called [Iron Trident], and the fifth brother is called [Iron Green Dragon Knife].

And the little brother doesn't need to disguise, and he writes everything on his face. So it looks like a domineering look that is very difficult to mess with.

Speaking of Brother Plague, I am also the tallest master in the family.

Anyway, our family came to the capital to play for a month. If all goes well, play for a year and a half.

I am treacherous, even though my family is a peasant family that lives in the mountains of the south. Therefore, my family has the aura that can only be found in the mountains, independent and untainted, fresh and worldly.

But I'm a real farmer at home. But it's strange, even if I can get a daughter-in-law, it's so blessed to have seven daughters-in-law in one breath. And all daughters-in-law are like flowers, they are really envious of others.

Our house is in a zigzag pattern. In the middle of the big courtyard. I'm giving and to my fourth, sixth, and fifth sons. After all, the children have just turned one year old and are still young. I'm sure I'm going to have to wait for the to pee. And I think of myself as a good dad and a capable and versatile daddy.

So I'm willing to take the initiative to serve all my sons. And the three sons of four, five and six are very united, and many things are together, as if the biological clock is synchronized. But it is not surprising that all eleven sons were born of one mother.

And it is worth mentioning that the eleven sons, Our Lady, were unfortunately severely injured by a slap by the bad guys, and died of their injuries two months later. The child's biological mother has been laid to rest. And it was buried in the backyard of my family's hometown deep in the mountains. This makes it easier for her to go to the grave.

This is my parents' decision, saying that it is for the sake of the child, and it is more convenient to teach the child to miss his dead mother. You don't need to climb a mountain to find a graveyard, which is too far and strenuous to do. It's convenient to bury it in the corner of your own house.

Tie Xing deliberately walked behind me and complained to me: "Big brother, you are really, you know that it is stinky." And he doesn't have any real skills. It's really boring for me to be your third sister. I don't care, I'll be someone else's daughter. Hey, you're such a big person, why rush to give each of your sons and pee. The children are so old, let them come by themselves. ”

I didn't listen to the third sister's suggestion, I explained so kindly; "There are so many children, I can't bear it, I want to help. That's what the child's mother means. So I had a few more children to fix me. Anyway, you'll let me suffer this hard work. ”

Tie Xing was startled, but nodded in agreement, and Tie Xing said, "Okay, one is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer, whatever you want." Who told you to have so many children. We don't have any servants in our house. ”

Iron Star said again; "I'll get down to business. My parents told me just now. Our family invited four or five nannies to come. Thirty or fifty more maids were invited. How's it going? You're the eldest son. Mom and Dad are definitely going to ask for your opinion. What are the conditions of our family? ”

Tie Xing said, "Our family must have a decent person with brains to be in charge. Mom and Dad said that they are willing to reshuffle the cards and re-nominate the head of the family. To take care of your face. Then you are also the head of the family side by side. ”

Tie Xingxing said again: "Originally, you raised the family alone, now choose the second head of the family." Anyway, Mom and Dad must be retiring, and it must be that our three sisters who were selected by your brothers are qualified. ”

Tie Xingxing said again: "I have promised my parents that I will find my son-in-law and Ruyi Langjun in the future." Our family will not be separated in the future. That's what many parents think. It's okay, I originally wanted to marry a high-ranking family. Forget it, it's better to stay at home. ”

Iron Star said again, "This house is much better than I imagined. Big brother, you're working hard. I thank you. You've contributed to your family and laid the foundation. We thank you very much. Big brother, you are good. ”

Tie Xingxing said again: "In addition to the fact that you have a messy love history and have given birth to so many sons, you are okay with everything else. Big brother, are you so happy to be a father to so many sons? Are you that happy? I don't think you're busy. ”

Iron Star said, "But you do be very, very fond of every child. You are indeed fair to your children and treat them equally. And eldest brother, you have snubbed seven sisters-in-law for the sake of your children in the past year, I hope you will face up to your mistakes and remedy them. ”

Tie Xing said again: "After all, we have moved to a new house, and we must have a new atmosphere. You change your attitude, and it's not good to have a bad attitude. The third sister-in-law said, I'm afraid that you will be distracted, so I will take the opportunity to take advantage of the beautiful women in the capital, and you want to come to Hu. ”

Tie Xingxing said again: "In our family, you are the most fond of skin and like to dress up your own family the most. Big brother, you also have to pay attention to your attitude. Don't upset your daughters-in-law. You, a farmer who farms the land, are so arrogant. ”

Tie Xingxing said again: "Big brother, you really gave the farmers all over the world a long face. Many people out there still think you're an official. In fact, our ancestors were poor for 18 generations. I'm really convinced. Today you will decipher it. Why can you get rich with your whole family? It's weird. ”

Tie Xing said again: "By the way, Mom and Dad want me to tell you. Actually, it was a few days ago. Mom and Dad said that your eleven sons are divided into two groups, the eldest son is in one group, and the other ten sons are in a group, and the eldest son is squeezed out, which is pitiful. Mom and Dad intervened to persuade peace, but unfortunately it was useless. ”

Iron Star said again; "It just so happens that the three sons you are holding are the leaders, and you beg the three of them. As long as your stupid eldest son can integrate into the circle of brothers, then your eldest son will not look aggrieved and pitiful. Mom and Dad were distressed to death. You also have to take care of the children's relationship. What a long eye, more attention and more observation. ”

Tie Xingxing said again: "Just now your eldest son had a fever again, and we are very distressed. The three children hurry up and serve, and the eldest son is waiting for you to visit. The eldest son is already missing. Big brother, such a meticulous and important matter,"

Iron Star said again, "Why don't you know? Just know the smelly beauty. Hey, I seem to be very familiar with the capital. We have taken a lot of detours. ”

Tie Xingxing said again: "Mom and Dad just discussed it with me, it's strange, big brother, you haven't been to the capital, even if you have a map of the capital in your heart, then you are not so familiar with the capital?" It's weird. Have you ever been to Beijing? ”

Tie Xingxing said again: "Big brother, I've been talking for a long time, why don't you speak?" Like a little lady. Uh-huh-hehe-hehe. Laughing to death. Big brother, your eldest son is sick, has a fever again, and is pitifully reaching out to hug you. ”

Tie Xingxing said again: "I think your son is more coquettish than the other, and he will compete for favor. Big brother, you're too busy. Your seven daughters-in-law miss you too. Oops, what a tense atmosphere. Your seven daughters-in-law don't want to give you up. ”

Tie Xingxing said again: "My big beautiful male brother. Hehehe. I'm so embarrassed to be your third sister. Hehehe. You've raised the family's appearance. Hehehehehe. Speaking of which, it is also the credit of my parents. Hehehe. ”

I didn't look back, continued to and pee for my three sons, yawned lazily and said, "Where do I stink and beautiful." That's how I was. When I was born, my parents didn't want to eat. It's just a beautiful meal. Anyway, my parents were full when they looked at me. ”

I didn't look back, continued to and pee for my three sons, yawned lazily and said, "I gave birth to a child, and it was also for the sake of adding Ding." I am the eldest son, and my parents have not been less than mentioned. When I was a single, my parents didn't urge me less. ”

I didn't look back and continued to and pee for my three sons, yawning lazily and saying, "More than ten years have passed in the blink of an eye." I think I was about 16 years old, and my parents were the only child. At that time, I was urged to start a family. ”

I didn't look back and continued to yawn lazily for my three sons, saying, "I planted the land, and my parents went to destroy the land, and it was a strange thing for six days in a row." I thought it was a beast. Alas, I was kicked out of my house at the age of sixteen, and I am Chinese New Year's Eve years old today. ”

I didn't look back, continued to and pee for my three sons, yawned lazily and said, "The years are really ruthless." I was confused and wandered in the wind and rain, going south and north, Changbai Mountain, Kunlun, Daxing'an Mountains, and the prairie. I have also been to Shaolin Temple. ”

I didn't look back, continued to and pee for my three sons, yawned lazily and said, "I was a monk for a while. I'm confused, and I've met a lot of people in the rivers and lakes. Alas, grievances and grievances have also been entangled for many years. ”

I didn't look back and continued to give my three sons and urinated lazily and said, "I'm not a martial arts person, but it's really troublesome to get involved in martial arts disputes." The child's mother was killed by the enemy. Before she died, she was thinking about my enemy. ”

I didn't look back, continued to give my three sons and urinated, yawned lazily, and said, "She wants to clean up for me, for my future good." That's how the nickname of the Flame Lady came about. She put her life into it, and my trip to the world has been a big loss. ”

I didn't look back and continued to give my three sons and urine lazily yawned and said, "I will miss her all my life, and I am ashamed of her." She worked very hard and gave birth to the child with her last breath. What she did was so pure. ”

Without looking back, I continued to and pee lazily to my three sons, yawning and saying, "She has done so much for me, my heart is dead." There won't be any waves in this life. She's just as rude and headstrong as you. I'm ashamed of her. I'm ashamed of my children. ”

I didn't look back, continued to give my three sons and urine, yawned lazily, and said, "In order to take care of the children, eleven children, one child, two or three daughters-in-law, where is enough." Five or six daughters-in-law, then the daughter-in-law has to deal with two babies each. ”

I didn't look back, continued to and pee on my three sons, yawned lazily and said, "My children are more than ten and there are still fractions, so I have seven daughters-in-law." It's all about taking care of the kids. My child is so noisy, there are three people in one race. ”

I didn't look back and continued to and pee on my three sons, yawning lazily and said, "I want to take care of the children, and our family must add manpower." My father-in-law and my uncle happen to be high-ranking elders of the beggar gang. There are already many people and they are well-informed. ”

Without looking back, I continued to and pee lazily to my three sons, yawning lazily and said, "So you introduced me to seven marriages." At that time, I thought that if all seven women came, then I would visit the church. At that time, I really worshipped. ”

I didn't look back and continued to give my three sons and urine lazily yawned and said, "In my life, I am a, and I like to carry something on my back and shoulders." I also toiled my life. Sometimes it's thankless. The heart is sinister, how can it be pleased. ”

I didn't look back and continued to yawn lazily for my three sons, and said, "Alas, I still have a lot of grievances, and our family is not having a good time." I won't hide it from you now, I'm still worried that the enemy will come to the door and bloody the whole family. ”

I didn't look back and continued to give my three sons and urine lazily yawning and said, "I used to be crazy when I was young and caused a lot of trouble. I've been quiet for five or six years. Alas, the years are merciless. Where do I have the heart to dress up? ”

I didn't look back, continued to and pee on my three sons, yawned lazily, and said, "I'm still in mourning for three years." I am like a heart that stops water, and there are no waves in the ancient well. The smoke is gone, and the illusion is just ethereal. My heart is dead, buried under the sword grave! ”

As soon as I finished speaking, my sixth daughter-in-law dragged her shoes and hit me on the back. Stop me from chattering.

My sixth and sixth daughter-in-law is called [Hongmei]. After Hongmei smashed me in a rage, she couldn't help but be very moved and said, "So touched! Xianggong, don't be sad! Today, my family moved to a new house, so be happy. No matter how hard the days are, we have lived with you. ”

Hongmei continued: "You have seven great beauties, you are really blessed. It adds up to eight women and eight confidantes. Xianggong, you have gained enough at the age of thirty. You're decent enough. I don't have high demands on you. You're a fool. ”

After Hongmei finished speaking, she went back to the living room to eat porridge. It turned out that my parents quickly cooked porridge for the whole family. We were going to go to the inn outside for a big meal.

But the food in the inn is very expensive, in order to save money, so the family cooks a lot of food first, so as not to call for very few dishes in the inn in order to save money, resulting in the whole family not having enough to eat.

That's how good my parents are. That's what my family used to before I went to the restaurant. It must be a full meal at home.

Finally, I was able to serve my three children in extraordinary ways. Dye Hei hurriedly used martial arts to dig a pit in the ground, and then buried the feces of his three sons. But I was surprised to find that there was a stone tunnel underneath my house.

It is 32 meters deep from the ground. And the stone tunnel has the sound of living air circulation. I was so happy that I scanned it with my brain radar and was surprised to find a stone chamber with an area of 26,000 square meters underneath. The point is that my house is on top of this big stone room.

The area of my house is more than 44,200 square meters. So this stone chamber is under my house. I'm very, very happy. Simply lucky. I guess my friend didn't expect there to be a secret room under this house.

And there are a lot of chests in the secret room, and there are many, many weapons in the boxes. Strange, is it a weapon of a military camp? There were probably more than 8,000 weapons. My colleague is also a magic weapon casting master.

So I can easily and freely transform weapons into better divine weapons. When I think about it, I am happy and happy.

My third sister and I hurried to the living room. The third sister is very virtuous, and she waited for me and my son to wash their faces and hands. After the third sister washed our faces and hands with four towels, we waited for her to pour a basin of water and then ate porridge together.

It turned out that in the middle of the table was a bronze three-layer multi-functional hot pot. The top layer of the hot pot is a large iron pot for boiling white rice.

The middle layer of the iron pot is the iron pot for stir-frying. The layer below the iron pot is an iron pot for boiling soup.

The height of these three-layer iron pots can be adjusted, and the maximum height is more than one person. Anyway, there are special stir-fry kitchen tools with three-layer iron pots. For many years, my family used to cook rice and stir-fry vegetables in an iron pot.