Text Chapter 99: The Thief He Wenjian - What a Document!
"Where's the price? My life is more precious than yours! You have to try if you don't try. "With some persecution, who let him have nothing to do with stealing her name, not to mention, and he crossed it himself, and actually pulled her. It's all her fault now.
"Hey, hey, don't think I'm afraid of you, we're all the same people!" He knew he was struggling. But it's not as bad as she says, is it? "And, why don't you try? I don't owe you. Your life is precious, and mine is still precious! ”
"Really? You're not afraid of me? "Looking at him suspiciously, I'm not afraid that she will talk to her nervously?" Your life is precious, don't forget, this is ancient times. I'm a princess. Do you know the royal family and nobles? Do you know that there is a difference between dignity and inferiority in ancient times? And...... You're dressed like this now, and it's not an exaggeration to say you're a flower thief, right? ”
How does the "......" speak? He Wenjian only felt that his head hurt, and he knew that she could fight, but he didn't know that she could speak. What did she say, He Wenjian felt that it was not worth living here.
Seeing that he was a little hesitant, Tong Xinya planned to make persistent efforts. "You see I'm right, right? It's not that you really die, it's just that you don't have anything to try. ”
Do people who are going to die still need to try? He Wenjian looked at her, it seemed that she had really made up her mind to let him die and give it a try. "I ...... I think it's good here, I don't want to cash it back......"
But before he finished speaking, he saw Tong Xinya staring at him with wide eyes, as if if he dared to refuse, he would have to let him hang up now. "But it would be nice if I could go back."
Although he will be chased by the police uncle behind his ass and run, at least the technology is more developed. You don't have to go out to have something to eat. This is a problem that is not available here, a mobile phone can be solved, and now you have to wait for a meal.
"Hmmm! Shrewd. "He Wenjian changed his words, this is still in line with her heart." Don't even think about running away from this door, I'm now the princess, the princess of the frontier. I've also seen your face, you steal things like this, I'll just paint a portrait of the prince. You can't slip away either. ”
"......" How does she know what she's thinking? But it's also right, everyone knows that it's not good for them to run away. But I didn't expect her to be rich and noble when she crossed over, she used to be a thief...... It's a bandit now, and it's unbalanced to think about it.
"How's it going? Let me tell you first, my drawing skills are good. When the time comes, you won't be stealing, and you may be locked up in a cell for the rest of your life! The threat and intimidation of the living escape, Tong Xinya only gave her less than a minute of his time to think about it. This person just can't hesitate, otherwise if he thinks it out, his idea will be ruined.
"That'...... How are you going to try? You can't let me jump into the river, I'll jump into the river, right? "What if she can't swim and can't save herself? It's not the same dead.
"Ah, you hit your head against the wall a few times, and then see if you can die." Finally caught a modern person, how could she let this person die so easily?
"......" a poisonous method! If he didn't die, he would feel like he would be stupid. After all, I hit the wall! It hurts to think about it.
"Can you change it? After all, it's really no joke. If I do die, who will tell you the outcome? ”
"That's right!" He's right, what if he really dies and he goes back and she doesn't? "Do you have a knife? Try cutting the arteries in your hands. Anyway, if you faint by then, I'll bandage you and you'll be fine. ”
"......" this one is more poisonous! It's not her who hurts! "I'm afraid of ...... pain"
Tong Xinya was a little dissatisfied, this is not good, that is not good! Rory's. "What kind of thief are you afraid of pain? If the policeman shoots you in the head, it won't hurt! ”
"I haven't been slammed...... I don't know. "It's a bit aggrieved, if there had been, he would still be here?! Joke!
I really want to smash something on his head, why doesn't this person grow up so much! He has wood and a gun, can he get a headshot? "Anyway, just one sentence now, you either try, or, I'll let the whole Cheng appear on your head tomorrow!"
This was not caught by the police in modern times, how could it be arrested in ancient times? Although He Wenjian was not convinced, after all, when people crossed casually, they were princesses, and he crossed so casually...... Still a bandit! "Can you please let me think about it, it's not a joke. If I cooperate with you, will I do any good? ”
"What's up? What else do you want to be a big official? I'm telling you, you're dead, it's good that I didn't denounce you! "I don't have the ability to ask him for an official.
"I don't need this, so don't you give me some benefit if you use it? What if there is some kind of money comfort. "Whoever wants to be an official, he doesn't have that life, and he can't write well with a brush.
Scratching the back of her head, Tong Xinya looked at him for a while. "Or if you die, I'll burn you more paper money ingots or something?"
He Wenjian just wants to vomit blood, can't this woman say something good? It's all in ancient times, so can't you show off the kind of ladies of ancient women? "Benefits! I want benefits! ”
"How? It's not a good idea to burn ingots and paper money for you, so will you have to burn a few more daughters-in-law when the time comes? I know that he doesn't think about this, but he really can't give him any benefits now, and he has no money to ask for.
He Wenjian is really convinced, this bull's head is not the right horse's mouth. If you continue to talk like this, the sky will be almost dawn! "It's all burned to ashes, who wants that thing, don't you keep cursing me to death."
"Got it, at most I won't draw your stickers. Don't say you're okay to steal, don't you?! "I didn't plan to say it, besides, the two of them can be regarded as peers.
"Really?" Knowing and talking so much? What about when he monkeys? "Words count!"
"Come on, let's not talk about it, a big man is so verbose!" Stretching out, now she wasn't in the mood to go to sleep anymore. While it was still early, she planned to go for a run everywhere, and she felt uncomfortable after not running for several days.
"It's almost dawn, how can I find you in the future?" When I stood up, I thought that if this guy left, I couldn't find it if I wanted to.
"Hehe~ It seems that it is not very good to become a nobleman, our people are all outside the city, just draw a triangle pattern under the old tree house in the east, and ...... when the time comes"
"Stop! What an old tree house, a big tree house, you take me there now! "Saying that, she doesn't know a few roads, so it's better to go directly. And it's easy to find your way.
How could she think of one thing and do another, just as she wanted to say no, she saw Tong Xinya staring at his face all the time. "Good...... Let's do it! ”
"Well, good!" Hearing the satisfactory reply, Tong Xinya stood on tiptoe and touched his head, counting him obedient! Yes, at a young age, I know how to look at other people's faces and speak. "What's your name?"
...... forgot her name as soon as she said it, why didn't she forget it anymore!" Ho Man Kin! ”
"Poof!" As soon as she heard the name, Tong Xinya couldn't help but burst into laughter. Ho Wen Jian – What a document!
"Hey! What are you laughing at? "How did she laugh like that? There's nothing wrong with his name! Is there something wrong?
"Oh, it's okay, the file. Where's your printer paper? Tong Xinya couldn't help but tease, who made this name feel like it was the meaning of the document when she heard it.
After doing it for a long time, she actually laughed at this again? She didn't say it, he really didn't feel that his name was so similar, he couldn't blame himself, he blamed his mother for being a clerk, and he didn't think well when he named it, and he sorted out those documents every day, "Don't laugh!"
"I didn't, I was just a little surprised. You go out first, I'm going to change my clothes! "It's not easy to hold back a smile, so let's drive him out first, it just happens to be almost dawn, ready to change clothes and go out for a run, and then go to Song Duan's place.
Glancing at her figure, He Wenjian turned around and went out as if nothing had happened, although this woman is good-looking, but she is too small in front of her, the last time I saw her in a dress, she was obviously fine, how could she be small when she arrived in ancient times!
Tong Xinya naturally saw his disdainful eyes, and didn't bother to pay attention to him, anyway, as long as he didn't say anything, she didn't know. After all...... Even if you go out in a vest, it's almost the same!
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"Whew! Call! You...... You run slower! I'm still behind! He Wenjian only felt that the two feet were not his own, and Tong Xinya ran in front of him like a nobody. And it's not breathing!
As long as she runs, she can't get tired, Tong Xinya doesn't have the heart to stop at all, but the people behind her keep shouting and stopping after running for a short distance, which makes Tong Xinya a little dissatisfied. , can only turn around and run backwards.
"You're a thief! If you don't run faster, you're not afraid of being caught? ”
When a woman said this, He Wenjian stopped and began to gasp for air. "This ...... This also brings you so ...... Run. It's all ...... It's been several kilometers. And...... I also have a car, so I just drive it! ”
Talking began to be intermittent, every time I steal something, take this thing, do I still need to run? Just drive. Where is it like her, she runs fast, beats someone or kicks him deadly.
If it weren't for Tong Xinya's good mood when she got up in the morning, she really wanted to kick over, and a big man started calling after running such a little way. However, as soon as he reminded him, Tong Xinya thought of something. "Where did that smoke come from last time?"
Being asked by Tong Xinya like this, He Wenjian felt a little empty in his heart, but his tone was still a lot more arrogant than just now. "Something, that's just a little thing I made. It's unique in the world! ”
But as soon as he finished speaking, he clearly saw Tong Xinya glaring at him with disdain, as if he didn't believe what he said. "What? Do you want to be able to do it too? Pity! I don't take apprentices, and you don't want to. ”
It's really unashamed, Tong Xinya really wants to hit someone, and she is unique? How did she not know? "Really?"
Swallowing his saliva, He Wenjian pretended to be calm. "Of course, haven't you heard of the Boci incident in Y City? That's what I made. It's still a theft case! ”
Tong Xinya's face kept showing black lines, this person really can blow cattle into the sky. Of course, she knew about the theft in Y City, and it was her second child who said that she had taken a fancy to a piece of porcelain there and wanted to take it home casually and arrange flowers. Originally, she only wanted to help and cover up, but she didn't expect that there was a night pearl there that could be taken home and used as a light bulb, so she also took it away.
For this matter, the two of them were also scolded by the old man, saying that this kind of thing is okay to use for entertainment. Why do you have to make such a big move, during that time, you can see a lot of police uncles shopping on the roads outside Y City.
"Scared, aren't you? I'm not famous, don't underestimate me in the future. Maybe you'll have to beg me to do ...... later."
"What's your name?" Stopping, Tong Xinya looked at him with a teasing expression. Such a big cow can be blown into the sky by him. I guess I can come up with a name.
He Wenjian's most taboo is his name, because although he likes this kind of game where you chase me, but in reality, he has only stolen things a few times. But after the theft in Y City, he really liked the person called the thief. Next, he imitated the reputation of the thief and stole it a few times, although he succeeded every time, but the thief himself did not appear for a long time.
Even if it's a warning to himself, so that he can see himself, so last time he thought he would do a big one, and directly steal the things in the charity. But before anyone could show up, he blew up here.