Chapter 18: Small, Contractor, Red
"Then you sleep outside, I sleep alone in the tree hole, and no one happens to compete with me for a place, so I guess I can sleep well tonight."
Xiaohong: "Are you so willing to fall?" Are you willing to sleep in a tree cave from now on? ”
Lin Fan: "I don't think sleeping in the tree cave is a self-willed fall, at least I sleep on the ground very fragrantly." ”
Xiaohong: "Woo woo, you must have a way, right, my Xiaohong is still a child, I can't stand the bad environment in the tree hole, huh"
Lin Fan: "It's impossible to have a way, it's impossible to come up with a way in this life." The tree hole is safe, dry and comfortable, and you can only survive by sleeping in the tree hole."
Xiaohong: "Lin Fan, you rookie"
Lin Fan ignored Xiaohong's disdainful gaze and stretched to go back to the tree cave to catch up on sleep. But just as he turned his head, he inadvertently caught a glimpse of a little squirrel in the tree:
Species: Burrowing Squirrel
Status: Healthy
Spirit level: 8
Quality: Inferior
Mastered Skill: Digging Holes
Evolutionary Method: 1、...... 2、...... 3、......
Lin Fan suddenly thought about it, "Xiaohong, did you see that squirrel on the tree?" ”
"See, what's wrong?"
"You go get it"
"Why?" Xiaohong's little eyes were full of big doubts.
"Do you still want to sleep in a cave?"
"I'll go right away"
As he spoke, Xiaohong stepped on the flames and exerted his limbs, like a flash of fire, and rushed towards the squirrel who was still digging a hole in the tree in a daze.
The little squirrel is in a good mood today, because he feels that the pine cones he has stored through his hard work are enough for him to survive the winter, and then he doesn't need to go out to work, as long as he eats and sleeps at home, it is simply the ultimate dream of otaku.
But it didn't expect the nightmare to come so quickly, and a fiery red fox's claw suddenly poked out from behind the trunk of the tree and grabbed it.
The little squirrel thought it was strange, how did he take off into the air? Then he saw a huge fiery red fox with fire on it, which was terrible. Mom is right, being lazy will be caught by monsters, I was wrong, I will never be lazy (ToT) again. You won't even have the idea of being lazy, just let me go.
Xiaohong put the little squirrel in front of Lin Fan, but as soon as Xiaohong put down the little squirrel, it couldn't wait to escape, and in the end, Xiaohong really had no choice but to press it with the fox's claws.
"Xiaohong, if you tell him to help us dig a hole, we'll let him go."
Xiaohong: "Nani, Lin Fan, you can't hire child labor, you see that it is so small, it doesn't have any muscles on its body, how can it dig holes?" Although I really want to live in a cave, we can't squeeze migrant workers, I don't want to be a contractor of all evils. ”
Lin Fan: "......, roll the calf, this kind of squirrel can really dig holes, red envelope foreman"
Xiaohong: "Are you sure?" ”
Lin Fan: "It's all false that you've been talking to me here for so long, aren't the squirrels here?" Isn't it okay to ask? ”
"Mouthful"
Then I saw Little Red and Little Squirrel croaking for a while, and then Little Squirrel went into the ground, and kept moving in it, and after a few moments it came out again, leaving a small hole in the ground.
Xiaohong: "...... What I want is the kind of big cave, can you understand the big cave? It's the kind of big cave that you can sleep in at night, but you can use it to shelter from the wind and rain during the day, you know? ”
Little Squirrel: "Got it"
Xiaohong: "Got it, then why don't you dig it quickly?" ”
The little squirrel stood up humanely, shrugged his shoulders bravely at Xiaohong, and shook his head, the meaning was obvious, he couldn't do it.
"Lin Fan, look, sure enough, you still can't do it"
Lin Fan began to ponder: "Shouldn't it, the data clearly shows that it can dig holes?" How could it not be dug up? ”
Then Lin Fan glanced at the little squirrel suspiciously, and when he saw its petite size, he seemed to understand something.
Chao Xiaohong said: "You are stupid, how can it dig such a big hole with such a small one, hurry up and find a few more"
Xiaohong: "Yes, why didn't I expect it, Lin Fan, you are so smart"
After a while, the red envelope foreman invited the worker No. 1, No. 2, and No. 345678 to be in place.
The red envelope foreman gave an order, and the migrant workers rushed to the construction site to build a house for the unscrupulous boss Lin Fan.
Although these squirrels have burrowing skills and seem to be very skilled, they are still reminded that they are too small and it will take a long time to dig a qualified cave. So Xiaohong and Lin Fan watched the eight little squirrels digging holes from the first glimmer of the morning to the scorching sun at noon, and one person and one fox were even watching which squirrel was digging fast, and the red envelope foreman was also ready to pay the workers who dug fast and well - the snake meat left over from last night.
Finally, under the rush of eight migrant workers day and night, the new house of the contractor and the boss was finally completed.
Lin Fan walked into the cave and took a look, well, when the time comes, it will definitely be more comfortable to sleep in than in the tree cave. So now that the problem of sleeping is solved, it's time to think about a lunch meal.
"Xiaohong, come in and make a fire to roast, snake meat, Xiaohong? Xiaohong, what are you doing? Lin Fan, who screamed a few times and didn't respond, had to go out to take a look, but saw that Lin Fan was forcibly stuffing snake meat into a few little squirrels.
The little squirrels tried their best to push off, but their arms couldn't reach their thighs after all. In the end, he succumbed to the obscenity of the Little Red Demon King, held a large piece of snake meat, and left with his little short legs.
Eight squirrels: "(╯°Д°)╯(┻━┻, don't you know that squirrels eat nuts?" What the hell is snake meat for labor and management, can you bully labor and management and beat you? Well, you force you to have the final say, squirrels have no human rights these days. ”
After the little squirrel left, one person and one fox feasted on snake meat in their new home. Ah, sunshine, afternoon, delicious snake meat, how good it would be for you to let me sleep at this time, damn school, and force me out to hunt spirit beasts. Alas, students have no human rights these days.
Xiaohong thought that Uncle Ben was handsome, chic, and a beautiful man in the fox world. And a certain shameless guy actually asked Uncle Xiaohong to carry him just because he was too lazy to walk. When did Ben Xiaohong suffer such an insult from her crotch, the fox has no human rights these days.
......
Guo Ba felt that he was very unlucky, unlucky, and he just lay down somewhere to sleep last night. It turned out to be a wolf's den, Guo Ba was not as lucky as Lin Fan last night, he was able to encounter a tree hole, and he could only take a moment on the back of the ironclad rhinoceros, but when Guo Ba woke up in the middle of the night, he found that he was surrounded by green eyes and wolves.
After a brief moment of fright, Guo Ba immediately ordered the iron-armored rhinoceros to run wildly, but how could a clumsy creature like a rhinoceros outrun the wolves.
Guo Ba found that no matter where he fled, he would eventually be surrounded by wolves who caught up, and he had no choice but to break the boat. The ironclad rhinoceros was rampaging among the wolves for a while, and there was not a single intact wolf bone under the iron hooves. The single horn on his forehead is extremely sharp, and with the blessing of the powerful impact of the ironclad rhino, it is enough to knock an adult male wolf into pulp.
For a while, the wolves were shocked by the powerful destructive power of the ironclad rhino, and no wolf dared to step forward under the threat of that powerful impact.
But just as Guo Ba and the Iron Armored Rhino were about to leave, a bold lone wolf accelerated and jumped up. threw Guo Ba off the back of the ironclad rhinoceros, but fortunately, Guo Ba used his spiritual power to protect his whole body in time, so that he was not injured under the wolf's claws.
But this pounce suddenly gave the wolves hope, and the remaining wolves frantically pounced on Guo Ba. Guo Ba saw the bloody mouths coming towards him, the strong wind brought by the sharp wolf teeth seemed to cut the skin, and the foul wolf saliva in the wolf's mouth was disgusting.
Guo Ba once thought that he was going to confess today, but he didn't expect the Iron Armored Rhino to protect the master and use his tough skin to block the deadly attack for the master. But there were too many wolf beasts to pounce, and despite the fact that the ironclad rhino was tall and strong, it was still pounced on by a large number of wolf beasts. The fall was instantaneous, and the wolves stabbed their sharpest front teeth into the tough skin of the ironclad rhino.
The ironclad rhinoceros was crushed by wolves that far outnumbered it, and it was already bulky and could not get up at this time. Although the tough skin defense is strong, it was finally broken under the continuous attack of wolf fangs. The ironclad rhinoceros let out a terrible roar, but Guo Ba could not do anything at this time, he could only increase the output of the spiritual power of the ironclad rhinoceros, and at the same time pressed the distress button on his wrist, hoping to hold out until the teacher in charge of the rescue came.