Plum Blossom Ling Han 138, the fruit heart is here, and my heart is stable
"You talk nonsense! How do you know my name in my past life! Who are you? Which one are you who killed a thousand knives! Wow, wow, wow, ahhh...... You're finally out...... You're looking for me. I'm bitter, ......" Guoxin suddenly wailed and threw herself into my arms. Such a willful and naughty character is really fruitful. I hurriedly and carefully hugged the fruit, I didn't want to touch the poisonous palms to the fruit.
Guoxin found that although I was holding him, it was actually separated by a distance. As soon as he saw that I was so angry, he was so angry that he wanted to bite his tongue and kill himself, so angry that he tried to beat himself on the head with both hands and beat himself to death.
I quickly begged, "Don't get excited. Take it easy. Don't hit yourself! I'll tell you, my hands are poisonous, and if you touch your skin, you'll be unlucky. ”
When Guoxin heard this, his sad and grief-stricken expression was gone, and he changed to a very angry expression, pointing at me and scolding: "I said that I want to live and die with you, such a little poison, you let me be poisoned too." You touch me with your hand! Touch me with your hands! Don't ignore me and don't touch me! Hug me! Otherwise you just don't love me! I'm going to die......"
I really convinced him, he was quite unreasonable, nonsense, and unreasonable. I quickly begged, "This poison is very powerful. You and I have both fallen, who can save whom? ”
"If this life is dead, we can immediately move on to the next life and continue to be husband and wife. You're stupid. You didn't even think of such a simple way. Your brain is rusty, and it's not as good as it used to be. I don't miss you anymore. Hum. You have brought back the wise you who used to be and compensated me. Hurry up and get back to your old self! "Guo was upright and very meaningful, and scolded me.
With a wave of my hand, I put on special clear gloves. Temporarily the toxin was in my hands and did not spread to the wrists. I finally got my heart set for it. I clung to the heart of the fruit, and the heart of the lion, which was angry and angry, suddenly became a little sheep. That's the reaction of the strange fruit. That's the unique and fun way I get along with Fruitheart.
I chatted with Guoxin with kind words, and Guoxin also had a smile on his face, satisfied and reconciled with me.
I whispered softly to Guoxin, "How have you spent all these years?" ”
"Oh, that's a long time. You don't ask. I've been living in the wild for many years. Turned to death. I finally overcame many difficulties, overcame the stars and the moon, and I came to you day and night, and finally reunited with you today. I really didn't expect that. I just sent you a letter for my lord. Hehehe, get me back. It's good to get it back. Aha, we're reunited. Hehehehehe. Guo Xin said happily.
I went back to the table with my heart in my arms and continued to eat breakfast. Guoxin seemed to be very satisfied, he took half of my food, and Guoxin showed a happy, sweet, warm and satisfied smile that was unique to the little daughter-in-law. I was stunned by the six butlers.
I was glad to say to the six butlers, "I'm happy today. Today, each of the six of you will be rewarded with fifty years. ”
"Huh? Really? Hahahaha. Good, good, good. And this kind of good thing. The big axe cook helper laughed. I've named him Big Axe. In fact, he was only sixteen years old.
I said to the big axe, "I'm going to give you a real big axe today." After I finished speaking, I pointed in the air, and a two-meter-high sterling silver long-handled axe weighing two hundred and fifteen pounds stood outside the door. But in the eyes of the big axe, such a little weight is nothing. The big axe went out like a child, spinning in circles and looking at his new weapon. He didn't like it very much, and asked; "I don't want it, I want a sword. The sword is so good. It's blunt, it looks clumsy, and I feel stupid with this big axe. ”
I smiled and explained, "What if it can split mountains, is it a mountain-splitting axe?" Are you not satisfied? Where can an ordinary sword have such power! ”
When the big axe heard this, he really smiled, showing a satisfied expression. But there were seven points still dissatisfied and asked, "Does this magic axe have any other functions?" I'm not very satisfied. ”
I smiled and explained, "You can use the Divine Axe as a house to live in, and you can use the Divine Axe as a storage magic weapon." How easy it is. ”
Sure enough, when the big axe heard it, he already had a smile on his face. He asked, "Does the axe have any other functions?" I always feel that it is not satisfactory. It's nothing. ”
I smiled and explained: "This magic axe is masculine and righteous, and the evil demons are outside, and the evil demons dare not approach." So this axe is a talisman. How about it, you didn't expect it, right? ”
The big axe Xiaoyi was even thicker, and he asked again: "Half satisfied, and half not very satisfied." Is there anything else to do? Otherwise, I don't want to. ”
I couldn't laugh anymore, so I was embarrassed and said directly: "With the magic axe, the kitchen will automatically cook food for you in the future." Isn't it good? ”
When the big axe heard this, he laughed again and asked, "What else?" I always feel unsatisfactory. ”
I was slightly angry, and then said, "This divine axe can evolve and upgrade, becoming more and more powerful. And there is no cap, it can be said that the power is amazing and the magic power is vast. ”
The big axe stomped his foot and finally smiled: "Okay, I want this magic axe, this is worthy of me." Generally two kinds of crude iron, I don't want it. I think my big axe has finally met my soulmate. I didn't expect it to be given to me by the master. Okay, so generous. Ahahahaha. ”
Finally, the big axe took the magic axe. I was greatly relieved.
I finally told the big axe: "In the future, you have to cultivate diligently, and you must become a supreme master at the level of a generation of grandmasters." ”
"Okay, you still understand me. In the future, I will also be a great general king. I don't want to be your butler. is only a little bit big, only a little bigger than a sesame mung bean. That's why the other nobles are bullying you. Although the words that scolded you are ugly, but in comparison, you and the big nobles are indeed insignificant, and they cannot be compared. No wonder you give a lot of people to look down on. But most of the people on the street praise you. Be content. But you have to work hard. Otherwise, my official identity will not be prominent. I'm not happy. Stupid. ”
I was slightly surprised and asked, "I didn't expect me to let you be wronged." I used to think I was tall enough to be a princess. ”
"Tall fart." My daughter-in-law immediately scolded me, "It's just the size of a little sesame mung bean, look at you, it's a shame." It's stupid. You've lost all my face. I've decided, I'm not going to marry you. See how you explain to the emperor. The emperor gave you three days and will be there soon. I'm going to kill you. Hum. ”
I begged helplessly: "Guoxin, it's not right for you to talk like this." Being an official is not a game, where can it happen overnight. The old prime minister has struggled to be the prime minister for more than 30 years. The two old generals have also been fighting on the battlefield for decades. How hard it is. How old am I? It's only thirty-one, I haven't been in officialdom for a few years, and it's been less than ten years. What's more, I'm not as lucky as others. ”