Ultimately.

Li Siyu still didn't push Li Zheng, and dinner became his spoon.

But......

Regarding the question of whether to put the eggs first or the tomatoes in the tomato scrambled eggs, the two sisters and brothers sparked a debate again.

"Put the eggs first!" This is what Li Zheng meant,

"Put the tomatoes first, then the eggs." Li Siyu pointed out beside him, "How many years have my sister been making tomato scrambled eggs, listen to me." ”

"Now I'm in charge!" Li Zheng didn't listen and insisted on his own ideas.

"Okay, I'll dislike it later, don't dump the pot on me."

"How is it possible, how old is she, how can she taste it."

……

Looking at Li Zhengyou's stir-frying, Li Siyu was very surprised at the moment.

My brother...... What a change.

"When did you learn it?"

"I ......" Li Zheng thought about it, and then said: "Actually, I, like my sister, are self-taught."

"Come less, your sister knows that you are self-taught, don't laugh, today is not April Fool's Day."

Seeing that Li Siyu didn't believe what he said at all, Li Zheng smiled slightly, and said again: "Actually, I see my sister cooking hard every day, so I have studied very seriously, this love can be learned, you have to believe me!"

"Are you running out of pocket money?" Li Siyu looked at Li Zheng suspiciously.

Li Zheng: "......"

"Am I that kind of person, ahem, you'll find out later anyway."

"Okay, sister will try your craft later."

"Then sister, you just wait to taste it, your brother and I are serious craftsmen."

"Sounds weird."

……

Soon.

Li Zheng made Li Xiaoyu's favorite tomato scrambled eggs and put them on the plate, and at the same time put the stewed pork ribs in the pot and fished them out to make a braised pork ribs.

"Alright, you're done!" Li Zheng looked at the two dishes he made with great satisfaction.

Colour ...... It's all there, but as for the taste...... That has to listen to Li Siyu and Li Xiaoyu's evaluation.

on the dining table.

Li Xiaoyu had already set the dishes and chopsticks, and looking at the tomato scrambled eggs that Li Zheng served, the little guy hurriedly took a chopstick egg and put it in his mouth.

"How does it taste?" Li Zheng looked at Li Xiaoyu with a smile.

But.

The next second, the little guy frowned, and kept eating the food cooked by Li Siyu, so that when she tasted it slightly, she felt that something was not right.

"This is not made by my sister, it is so unpalatable."

Li Zheng: "......"

Took 10,000 critical damage in the heart.

He picked up the chopsticks himself and tasted them slightly, not too unpalatable, but not too delicious either.

The question is, the same tomato and the same egg, why can this little guy eat differently?

"Sister, did you buy it from a restaurant?" Li Xiaoyu blinked his eyes and pouted, like a baby looking unhappy.

Li Siyu next to him couldn't help laughing when he saw this, "Sister is not so lazy, this is not bought, this is what your brother did." ”

"It turned out that my brother made it, Xiaoyu just said it wrong, this tomato scrambled egg is the most delicious I have ever tasted, and it is as delicious as my sister's cooking."

Li Siyu: "......"

This little guy knows how to be two-faced at such a young age!!

"What, brother, this is the first time, I don't have any experience, next time it will definitely be better." Li Zheng, who has already received an answer, is quite devastated.

Looks like......

Beginner cooking skills can't satisfy their own little angels.

Could it be ...... Is it because you put the eggs first?

Wrong!

It must be that his cooking skills are too low-level!!

After eating.

Tutoring Li Xiaoyu to do his homework, Li Zheng's head is about to explode.

The little guy drew inferences, and the magical brain circuitry made him almost doubt life.

For example, some brain teasers that activate the mind.

Xiao Ming's mother has four children, the eldest is called Da Mao, the second is called Ermao, the third is called Sanmao, and what is the name of the fourth?

The little guy doesn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and directly insists that Xiao Ming's mother is overborn, which is not right!!

I finally finished my homework and carried the little one back to bed, only to hear the story again.

So.

Li Zheng had no choice but to preach slowly: "This time, my brother will tell you a story about a mermaid, okay?"

Li Xiaoyu nodded, and immediately hugged Li Zheng's arm, his head gently leaned against his chest, and his big eyes blinked.

The little one especially likes the fairy tales told by his brother, because they are different from those told by his sister.

"Once upon a time, there was a mermaid who fell in love with the prince on the shore, so in order to be with the beloved prince, the mermaid decided to beg the wizard to turn her tail into legs."

"Little fish knows this !!" The little guy hugged Li Zheng excitedly, "It's been staged on TV, take off the kuzi and expose your legs, the mermaid's tail is a single tube of pants!" ”

Li Zheng: "......"

He stretched out his hand and gently pinched Li Xiaoyu's face, and then said, "Don't interrupt, listen to my brother."

"But when the mermaid found the wizard, the wizard said to the mermaid, "I can help you, but how can the prince like you?"

If the prince doesn't like you, then your legs will turn into foam, and there will be no way back to the sea. ”

But the mermaid insisted on it.

There was no way, the wizard sighed, and had to follow the mermaid's request, remove the tail and conjure up legs. ”

"Later, when the mermaid came ashore on her legs and looked at her reflection on the sea, she was very happy, and she felt that she was so beautiful that she would be able to capture the heart of the prince and help him give birth to a lot of babies."

"And then?" Li Xiaoyu blinked his eyes and couldn't wait to ask.

"Then the mermaid finally came to the palace and met the prince she liked, but the result was not what everyone expected."

"Is it because the prince doesn't like the mermaid sister?" Li Xiaoyu asked.

"Of course not." Li Zheng coughed lightly, and then said slowly: "The moment the prince saw the mermaid, he sighed and said very decisively.

I'm sorry, brother likes men, only girls like girls, real men are just men, so where are you from, where are you going!! ”

Li Xiaoyu: "???"

The fairy tales told by my brother are so strange......

"Okay, the story is over, it's not too early, you've already drunk the yogurt, you've listened to the story, it's time to sleep." Li Zheng stretched out his hand and patted Li Xiaoyu's shoulder and said softly.

"Xiaoyu wants his brother to kiss before he is willing to sleep."

Looking at Li Xiaoyu, who was holding his arm and constantly coquettish in his arms, Li Zheng showed a very helpless smile.

Alas......

Simple life is so boring......