Chapter 842 5 is the best
Chapter 842 5 is the best
All the tourists present, except for a few people such as Lin Zaishan, were shocked by Oolongxing's tough methods. Most of them came here to try their luck with the purpose of hunting, fun, making a fortune, taking refuge, etc., but they didn't expect the customs clearance inspection to be so cruel, and they finally survived the customs clearance test, and they added a 5/10 smash.
"The 1/2 smash is not over, it has to be called a 5/10 smash, a perverted oolong star!" Gunter the metal man complained indignantly.
In order to carry out the smash, the Oolongs once again enhanced the red rays and the energy field surrounding the tourists, and swept around the crowd with a green ray, apparently looking for a target.
Someone among the tourists shouted, "Let's go, let's not land on this damn planet!" ”
The tourists suddenly became agitated, and some activated their equipment or skills on the spot, preparing to escape.
"Zziz", in the dense strafing of red rays, hundreds of tourists who tried to flee were hanged, and space rings and various rare treasures were scattered everywhere.
Master Hai Eat broke out in a cold sweat, and asked Lin Zaishan in a secret language: "Master Lin, what should we do?" ”
Lin Zaishan remained motionless, letting the green and red rays crisscross his side, and responded in a secret language: "The rays here are very powerful, and they are not something we can bear, so don't act rashly." Well, now the number of surviving tourists is exactly 5 to the 5th power, and the Oolong people should not be willing to change this number. ”
Sure enough, the attack of the Oolong Star stopped instantly. The staff broadcast 5 times in a row: "Terminate the smash, the customs clearance test is over, please go to the landing window to go through the entry procedures." ”
The sea eating master breathed a long sigh of relief, and suddenly his body activated, and he began to grab the relics on the ground with the rest of the tourists. He relied on the advantage of the sorcerer to get dozens of spatial rings, and also defeated a competitor, and then flashed back to Lin Zaishan's side, and asked triumphantly, "Master Lin, how did you gain?" ”
Lin Zaishan glanced at the other tourists who were still competing, and sighed: "You are all really hard-hearted and black enough. ”
Master Hai Eat smiled: "On the Oolong Star, there are only laws, no morality. As long as you don't violate their laws, you can do whatever you want. Allowing visitors to loot other visitors' relics is a perk deliberately granted by the Oolongs, in order to increase the attractiveness. Otherwise, who would have crossed the line to death in front of him? ”
At this time, the staff broadcast and asked the tourists to maintain order, otherwise they would be killed.
Master Hai Eat said: "The limited 5 seconds just now is the welfare time for the treasure hunt, it's a pity that you didn't act in time." ”
Lin Zaishan smiled slightly.
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The window staff asked Lin Zaishan: "What's your name?" Where did it come from? What happened to the Oolong Star? ”
Lin Zaishan replied one by one: "My name is ...... Robin, from ...... Earth (he hesitated, but finally judged that because there are multiple parallel Earths, others may not know that they are from the end of the earth), to your planet...... Coming to work? ”
The window staff used the smart terminal to record Lin Zaishan's answers one by one, and then handed him a login card with a high-level star soul code stamp, reminding: "There are 5 basic rules of the Oolong Star, which are engraved on the login card, please be sure to read and keep it in mind." Have a great trip! ”
Lin Zaishan glanced at the login card and saw the "5 Rules of Oolong Star", which reads as follows:
The first rule, 5 is the best;
The second law is that on Oolong, all life, no matter what plane they come from, what race they belong to, what kind of blood, what rank they belong to, are all equal - provided that they follow the 5 laws;
The third law states that the free will, personal privacy, and private property of all legal residents of Oolong Star are sacrosanct;
The fourth rule is that those who obey the law will be rewarded, and those who violate the law will be punished;
Rule 5: Be sure to recite the 5 rules 5 times a day, and if in doubt, please refer to the 4 rules mentioned above.
Lin Zaishan smiled and said to the sea eating master: "The law of the oolong star is very chic. ”
"Chic? It's just wonderful! The master of sea eating complained as he walked, "This first rule is that it is difficult for strong people to talk to themselves." Why is it best to stipulate 5, in my opinion, the higher the number, the better. Don't you see it that way? ”
"I don't have a particular obsession with numbers, as long as 2 is not prescribed." Lin Zaishan claims that he has no obsession with numbers, but in fact, because he has been committing two for a long time, he is still quite sensitive to the number 2. Fortunately, the Oolongs do not worship 2.
Master Hai Eat then complained: "The second and third rules look good on the surface, but they are actually a little ill-intentioned. As long as the Oolong Star determines that you have violated the 5 Laws, or deprived you of your legal right of residence, it means that you are no longer protected by the 5 Laws, and naturally your free will, personal privacy and private property have become 'welfare' that everyone can invade and rob. ”
Lin Zaishan said: "The Oolong Star people are so malicious? So why is everyone still flocking to Oolong Star? ”
"Isn't it because Oolong Star is the best gold cave, shelter, hunting ground, and black market in the pan-plane?" The master of sea eating then complained: "The funniest thing is Article 5, which actually requires us to recite the 5 Great Laws 5 times a day!" We all have our own beliefs, who has the time to recite the soil rules of the Oolong Star every day? This 5th article is obviously that the Oolong Star people are poor in words, so they just make up some words. ”
Lin Zaishan nodded and said, "That makes sense." ”
The two walked and chatted, and soon came to the gate of the customs clearance. The entire portal is a teleportation device made of liquid light waves, and visitors can directly reach it by thinking about the real existence of the capital and opening to the public.
Master Hai Eat pulled Lin Zaishan in front of the portal, "Master Lin, let's go to the five-star hotel in the capital to stay in the Xiaoyao Star Palace, what do you think?" ”
"Are you sure we can afford this level of facilities?"
"Ha, of course, it would be embarrassing to save with our original Star Coins, but with the blood of God, super crystals, and a large number of relics and treasures that we have picked up earlier, we can definitely be magnificent."
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The two of them passed through the light wave portal and instantly came to the square at the main entrance of the Xiaoyao Star Palace Hotel.
It is a 1-kilometer-square, huge square with 5 pairs of huge statues and a large number of tall vegetarian wisdom plants. Hundreds of pan-plane tourists gather here, some are sightseeing and taking photos, some are resting, some are performing talents, and some are ready to stay. The Star Palace sent a large number of SAI to randomly transform into various life forms to greet and serve tourists from all over the world.
One of them is about 20 years old and about 1.8 meters tall, and the other is the most popular gluttonous star with a height of about 5 meters and a big mouth and a straight belly.
"Two distinguished guests, do you want to stay in the Xiaoyao Star Palace? We also have one of the few VIP subspace suites available, so check in as soon as possible. Our VIP suites have 5 themes: Fairy, Underworld, Weeping Sea, Black Hole, and V Particle Star, each of which is highly realistic, engaging, wonderful, and beautiful, and the guest satisfaction is close to full score, with zero negative reviews in the past 10 standard years. Don't miss it. ”
The sea eating master asked the big-mouthed waiter with great interest: "Beauty, if we both stay in, can you provide any free benefits?" ”
"Of course. The benefits of our Xiaoyao Star Palace are the best in the entire capital. ”
"Can you tell us about the benefits?"
"First of all, the two of us will accompany you throughout your stay, be on call, and provide you with all kinds of legal services free of charge - please make up for yourself; Secondly, all guests who stay in our Xiaoyao Star Palace can buy the goods of Xiaoyao hypermarket at a 5% discount; Thirdly, we provide free VIP seats in the interstellar auction for our guests, and the interstellar auction organized by our Xiaoyao Star Palace is the highest standard and the largest transaction volume in the capital. ”
Lin Zaishan interjected and asked, "What can I buy at your interstellar auction?" ”
"Basically, everything that is available in the galaxy universe and can be sold can be bought in our auction house - of course, our auction house only has those rare and rare treasures, if it is general goods, you can buy them in the interstellar hypermarket."
Lin Zaishan asked in a low voice, "Can you buy information about the earth of the end times and the pirates of the end of the world?" ”
The waitress who looked like an earth model replied, "It's a piece of cake." He put his fragrant mouth close to Lin Zaishan's cheek, and said in a charming voice: "However, only when you stay in our Xiaoyao Star Palace, can I provide you with intelligence services without reservation." ”
Lin is a master of eating in the mountains and seas, and he gestured that he could move in.
Another waiter who changed into the appearance of a gluttonous star man continued to introduce the remaining 2 "benefits": "Fourth, we provide a reasonably priced interdimensional communication service in the Star Palace; Fifth, our security service is the best reputation in the capital, when you want to go to dangerous places or have important belongings, people need to be protected, call our security service, absolutely right, the price is fair, the knowledge is excellent, and the service is excellent. ”
"No problem, then hurry up and book us a VIP suite."
"What theme do you want to choose?"
The sea eating master said: "I want to cry the sea." ”
Lin Zaishan thought for a moment and replied, "I set the underworld." ”
"This guest is really in good taste." The earth waiter took Lin Zaishan's arm and straightened his hair, "You must be the bravest and most fearless person in the galaxy universe." ”
Lin Zaishan asked curiously: "It's just a theme suite, will there be any dangers?" ”
The two waiters laughed but didn't say a word. The sea eating master interjected: "Other theme suites are nothing, but this underworld is a little risky. It is said that the theme elements are too terrifying, and the lethality of the simulated monsters that appear in it is so amazing that it scares the guests to death a lot. Friend, are you sure you want to choose this theme? ”
Lin Zaishan said with a smile: "I plan to try every theme, and of course the underworld theme can't be missed." ”
"Two distinguished guests, then we will place orders separately. A Weeping Sea theme suite and an underworld theme suite, both of which are occupied according to an oolong star standard week, with a total deposit of 20 million star coins. ”
Master Hai Eat and Lin Zaishan paid the deposit separately.
The two waiters said, "Now the two of us will take you to your respective theme suites." Yan Bi used his skills and disappeared from the square with Lin Zaishan and Hai Eating Master.
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"Your Underworld-themed suite has arrived." The earth waitress beckoned to Lin Zaishan.
Lin Zaishan opened his eyes and found himself in a huge cave or pit, surrounded by a magma volcano and a scene of burning hell. There was a raging fire everywhere, and even the bottomless crypt beneath his feet was full of flames. From time to time, magma rushes up hundreds of meters like a fountain. In addition to the dark background in the sky, there were clouds red reflected by the light of the fire.
The earth waitress asked Lin Zaishan, "Are you still satisfied with this underworld theme?" ”
Lin Zaishan responded: "It's good, but it's all fire, it's too monotonous." ”
"I'll adjust it for you." The Earth waitress snapped her fingers, and her surroundings changed dramatically, the firelight dimmed considerably, adding an eerie, icy element, and mobilizing thousands of naked, mutilated star souls to float around the clearing, letting out all sorts of heart-rending howls. "Guest, are you satisfied now?"
"It's still a little too bland, lacking the sense of danger and horror of being in the underworld."
"In that case, I had to set the theme environment parameter to the highest. I would like to state that the adjusted theme suites will be extremely dangerous, please authorize the hotel to be exempt from liability first. ”
"No problem." Lin Zaishan readily agreed.
The earth waitress snapped her fingers again, and the theme suite turned into a scene of ice and fire, yin and wind, and a large number of terrifying monsters with seventh-level plus star souls were added. "How are you feeling now, guest?"
Lin Zaishan used his ability to catch a seventh-level star soul monster that rushed towards him, and calmly replied while analyzing the code: "I am very satisfied. ”