Chapter 107: Doing Things
"Where did you go? Smelly of alcohol? The Queen Mother sat in the room combing her hair, and when she saw the Jade Emperor coming back from outside, she seemed very happy. The Jade Emperor walked up to the Queen Mother, sat on a chair, and combed her hair: "Buddha Sheng and that child, should we help?" The Queen Mother was curious: "What's wrong?" The Jade Emperor thought for a moment: "The progress of their relationship is too slow. The Queen Mother instantly ignited the gossip: "Where are they now?" The Jade Emperor pursed his lips: "Don't you know by looking at the hair of the Buddha?" The Queen Mother thought seriously: "It's still in the state of sea urchins." The Jade Emperor nodded: "Yes, when do you have to wait until this goes?" The Queen Mother nodded: "Yes, in this way, Xiao Hitomi doesn't know when she will be able to understand the flavors of life." Until now, I haven't even felt the basics. The Jade Emperor agreed: "I just asked the Buddha Sheng, that kid, who looks like he goes with the flow, makes me angry." ”
The queen mother took back the comb, turned her head and looked at the Jade Emperor seriously: "That kid is planning to wait for that girl to fall in love with him completely, and then go with the flow~" The queen mother did not finish her words, but the Jade Emperor already understood: "That's what he meant." The Queen Mother laughed: "This kid is getting younger and younger. But also, it didn't take long for him to open his seven emotions and six desires. The Jade Emperor shook his head: "I see him, he is really moved by that girl." The queen mother gave the Jade Emperor a blank look: "If he is not tempted, the hair on his head will not grow, and that hair is probably to tell the boy how much the girl loves him." The Jade Emperor nodded: "This is really magical hair." The Queen Mother ran her hair through and thought, "How about Hitomi's drinking?" ”
The Jade Emperor shook his head: "I don't know, the Buddha is very strict, Xiao Tong has drunk fruit juice to this day, and he has never tasted fruit wine." The Queen Mother was a little surprised: "Haven't you ever tasted fruit wine?" The Jade Emperor nodded: "No." The Queen Mother nodded: "It seems that Hitomi's alcohol consumption is very poor." The Jade Emperor was puzzled: "How can you see it?" The queen mother smiled: "Otherwise, why would the Buddha be so close?" It's not that I'm afraid that Hitomi will get drunk and get into trouble. The Jade Emperor nodded: "That makes sense." "In this way, you go and prepare, and we will invite Buddha Sheng and Yan Tong to dinner in the evening." The Empress Mother commanded the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor nodded: "Okay, okay, I'll prepare." That, which jar of wine do you take? The Queen Mother shook her head: "Don't take out the wine yet, I'll take Yan Tong to the wine cellar." The Buddha gave birth to that kid, and he was very shrewd. ”
In the evening, the Jade Emperor invited Buddha Sheng and Yan Tong to the palace of the Queen Mother for dinner. "Why don't the palaces in the Heavenly Palace have names?" Yan Tong looked at the palace that looked almost the same, and asked curiously. Buddha Sheng explained: "Every immortal knows his own place and knows the place of residence of others, so why should he write his name? Yan Tong suddenly realized: "Oh, too." "Come, come in." The Jade Emperor made a gesture of please. Yan Tong smiled and said thank you. The Queen Mother walked out of the room and took Yan Tong's hand: "Little Hitomi, come, come and sit." "In the house, a table of food has been set up. Yan Tong asked Buddha Sheng in a low voice, "Didn't you say that the heavenly realm doesn't eat the food of the human realm?" Buddha Sheng rubbed Yan Tong's head: "They specially prepared it for you." The Jade Emperor and the Empress exchanged glances, and Buddha Sheng suddenly felt that there seemed to be some conspiracy hidden in this meal.
"Xiao Hitomi, I don't know what you like to eat, so I collected all the delicious foods in the human world." The Queen Mother said with a smile, looking very kind. Yan Tong smiled embarrassedly: "I can do it." The queen mother sandwiched a piece of braised pork and gave it to Yan Tong: "Come, try this braised pork, it is very delicious." Yan Tong carefully picked up the meat and took a bite: "It's delicious." Yan Tong praised seriously. Buddha Sheng also picked up a piece of braised pork and took a bite, and there was no problem. At the dinner table, no matter what dish the queen mother sandwiched for Yan Tong, Buddha Sheng would pick up the same dish and take a bite to make sure that there was no problem with that dish. "Hitomi-chan, come, drink this juice, I just made it, it's delicious." The Queen Mother brought Yan Tong a glass of juice and handed it to Yan Tong. Buddha Sheng coughed suddenly, as if he was choking, he naturally took the cup from Yan Tong's hand and took a sip.
"Are you alright?" Yan Tong looked at Buddha Sheng with some concern. Buddha Sheng shook his head: "It's okay. This juice is good. Buddha Sheng returned the cup to Yan Tong and continued to eat as if nothing had happened. The Queen Mother poured Yan Tong another glass of juice, Yan Tong took a sip and frowned: "This is juice?" The Queen Mother nodded: "Yes." Yan Tong glanced at Buddha Sheng: "Didn't you say that this is fruit wine?" Buddha Sheng nodded: "The taste is the same." Yan Tong was skeptical: "Really? The Queen Mother smiled: "Yes, yes, yes, it's all the same." After speaking, the queen mother poured juice for Yan Tong again, and kept picking vegetables for Yan Tong. I'm out of juice, I'll go get some. The Queen Mother got up and prepared to get the juice. Yan Tong was a little suspicious of the difference between fruit juice and fruit wine, and also got up: "I'll accompany you." The queen mother smiled: "Buddha Sheng, your girl will lend me for a while, okay?" Yan Tong pulled the queen mother: "I am my own, let's go." ”
Buddha Sheng wanted to say something, but finally didn't speak, just nodded. The Queen Mother took Yan Tong to the cellar where the fruit wine and juice were stored. "You can take a look, I'll go get the juice." The Queen Mother smiled and said. Then the Queen Mother went inside to look for juice. Yan Tong walked around the wine cellar alone, and the smell of wine on his face made Yan Tong a little drunk. "That's the aroma of fruit wine." Yan Tong muttered. Yan Tong cautiously searched in the wine cellar, and finally found a pot of his favorite flavor of fruit wine: "Peach-flavored, my favorite." Yan Tong opened the lid and sniffed: "It's really fragrant." Yan Tong looked around, there was no one, so he took a sip carefully: "Wow, it's so delicious, much better than juice." Yan Tong was quietly excited while savoring.
Yan Tong looked at the small pot of fruit wine in his hand, and thought to himself, he shouldn't get drunk after drinking a pot. "Queen Mother, I'm in a hurry to urinate, I'll go to the toilet first." Yan Tong shouted inside, and before the Queen Mother could answer, Yan Tong left with a small pot of fruit wine. "Find a good place and have a good drink." Yan Tong held the fruit wine and wandered around the palace of the Queen Mother. Walking and walking, Yan Tong saw a small pavilion, which was very chic, inside was a couch, separated by a gauze curtain, which was very quiet, and in front of the pavilion was a small lake. "The view is excellent and good for drinking." Yan Tong said with satisfaction. Yan Tong took off his shoes and half-lay on the couch, leisurely sipping the fruit wine in the pot. "It's so pleasant." Yan Tong couldn't help but sigh.
After a while, the Queen Mother returned to the table with a jug of juice. "Where's Hitomi-chan? Haven't come back yet? The Queen Mother asked, feigning surprise. Buddha Sheng was puzzled: "Didn't Xiao Hitomi go with you?" The Queen Mother put down the juice and pretended to be surprised: "But she said she was in a hurry to urinate and went to the toilet, and I thought she came back first." Buddha Sheng suddenly had a bad premonition: "When did she say to go to the toilet?" The Queen Mother thought for a moment: "It's been a while. Buddha Sheng hurriedly got up: "I'll look for it, you eat first." The Queen Mother nodded: "Okay, you go and have a look." Buddha Sheng left in a hurry. The Queen Mother poured herself a glass of juice and drank it slowly.
"How?" The Jade Emperor asked in a low voice. The queen mother smiled and said, "Don't worry, that girl, it is estimated that she is already drunk." The Jade Emperor was curious: "How did you do it?" The queen mother whispered: "I put the girl's favorite peach flavored fruit wine, it is an old wine, the little girl's nose is also pointed, and she found it when she smelled it." The Jade Emperor nodded: "You still have a way." The queen mother smiled proudly: "Of course, but the Buddha gave birth to that kid, but he got into the trap quite quickly." The Jade Emperor smiled and said, "If you care, you will be chaotic." The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor clinked glasses in a small celebration. Now, it's up to the Buddha to see if he can enter my labyrinth. The Queen Mother took a sip of juice and said lightly. Maze? The Jade Emperor was a little puzzled. The Queen Mother nodded: "In order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, I have lost my mind on the couch, the Buddha gave birth to that kid, his concentration is not ordinarily good, how can he easily obey without some means." ”