After an official girl finished speaking, she squatted on the ground and picked it up and smashed it with a stone, I jumped away, everyone jumped away, and the stone smashed on Bai Jia's head accurately, everyone was clever and dodged, and everyone laughed.

This official girl was embarrassed, so she had to stick out her tongue and laugh.

This official girl immediately rushed up, grabbed my left hand, and then she raised her right foot and stomped the side of Bai Jia's head.

Fang Fujin Bai Jiashi whined and cried bitterly.

"Shit, you still want others to kneel for you, and you still have to ride on other people's heads. Pedal hard. I scolded.

"Well, yes, I hate being rich the most. Stomp you to death. Why are you so bad? Stomp you to death. The official girl scolded her vigorously.

I still don't look at her with my back to Bai Jiashi, I'm a thorn in the coffin, I don't need to look at her.

I suddenly said to many people: "As far as I know, the draft has eight officials, and the household registration file is checked forty-eight days before entering the palace. But if it is not clear, and the family background is not prominent enough, the name will be crossed out. In the first level, nine out of nine women were defeated. In the first level, the chief, the village chief, the town head, and the county magistrate did not choose your daughter, so she was defeated. The first level eliminated a lot of people. ”

"Oh, yes, yes, yes. To check the household registration, check the household registration first in the draft. A full-man old woman said.

"Then the governor also has to take care of it, after all, it is a major matter in his own province." A full-man girl said.

I smiled and nodded: "Yes, the governor also has to take care of it, after all, it is a major matter to serve the emperor." What kind of ginseng Ganoderma lucidum, the kind of rare treasure that is 10,000 years old, you must take it out and report it to the emperor quickly, and pat the emperor's ass. The governor is in charge. This is the governor's business. ”

Another little girl asked curiously, "What about the second level?" What is it? Tell me quickly. I'm going to the draft too. ”

I looked at the little girl and replied clearly and loudly: "Sponsor, recommend, the bigger the name, the better." ”

"Oh, I don't have anyone to recommend here, I'm going to die. Sure enough, I can't be a show girl, forget it, marry an ordinary person. The little girl said with annoyance and unhappiness. By the way, he also stomped his feet, showing that he was unwilling and was particularly annoyed.

"And what about the third level? Say it quickly, tell my wife quickly. A Han woman asked me curiously.

I said clearly and loudly: "Innocent! ”

"Oh, I see." An eldest lady said, "If there is anything bad, it must be not." and her parents, too, to be investigated. If you have a bad reputation, you naturally don't want it, and you will be defeated. Hey, why is the condition of the show girl who was killed by Zehuo Ge so good? It's a pity to die, after losing the election, you can marry someone else's family. Oops, the draft is so hard. ”

I smiled at my aunt and went on to tell everyone, "I have six sisters who have all auditions, so I know the details. You don't have to doubt it, I'm talking about the inside story. I'm a well-connected person and I know a lot of people. What's the third level? Chosen parents and ancestors. The merit, the better, the greater. The bigger the official, the better, and the louder the fame, the better. What is the family of filial piety, the scholarly family, and the hero, choose this. There have been heroes in the family, righteous deeds, just choose her. This third level is already so difficult. Your parents are angry, but what about your ancestors? What about your ancestors who have been buried in the ground? Fighting or not? Ordinary people, the vast majority of people, have no hope. The ancestors are lowly, the profession is too embarrassing, they have been in prison, they are prisoners, then it is not good-looking. ”

"The third level has already eliminated the vast majority of people in the world. The draft girl of the emperor's family, no wonder she is looking for it in the nobles of the three banners on the Eight Banners. Ordinary people's homes don't fit. Even if there are affiliated families, they are only a few. The first three levels are already difficult. Oops, show girls are so rare. No wonder everyone in the world is talking about it. Every time I come to the draft, everyone is talking about it. It seems that becoming a show girl is already very decent in the early stage. If you lose the election, you can marry well. A talented woman told me.

I smiled at her, then turned to look at everyone and continued, "The fourth level of the draft, everyone's fine. There can be no moles or scars on the body, everyone listen, how many people can't do it? From childhood to adulthood, who did not have scars from injuries. Broken skin, broken bones, who doesn't? Burns, fire burns, a little bit. If you cut your finger, it's also scarred. Speaking of facial features, you must be upright, the vast majority of us have improperly facial features, how many people can do it? Everybody's ugly. ”

"Oops, it's too difficult, it's too difficult, the first four levels, it's too difficult. I can't do it, it's in vain that I'm famous, I can't do it at all. I don't even fit the test. A poor girl said slowly.

I laughed, looked at everyone, and said loudly, "Guys are good, the fifth level of the draft, eight characters!" Eight-character Mandate of Heaven, how many people echo this? Let's talk about it, the eight characters are echoed, who is in tune? How hard is this level? It's hard to climb to the sky. Carp leaps over the dragon gate, can you be a fish? The carp jumps at the gate of heaven, especially high, especially far. You have so much energy to swim against the current. Have you overcome the setbacks? From childhood to adulthood, ups and downs, have you been in the past? Braving the wind and rain, braving the wind and snow, who can withstand it? You've all become Icemen. ”

"That's why it's rare to be a concubine, noble, oops, it's rare, it's rare." A girl said.

"This stinky shit doesn't fit at all, the roots don't do." An official girl walked up to me and pointed at Bai Jiashi and scolded angrily, "Ugly, stinky shit, stinky shit, I'm sorry." You're going to die. ”

I looked around everyone and said, "I'm not done yet, the sixth, seventh, and eighth levels of the draft." The appearance is impeccable, seamless, one or two more, one less is not good, the skin is too dark, the skin is too white, no, the skin is rough and thick, and the skin is soft like tofu. These eyes look like vixens, no. This face is depressed, mourning the star, no. An unfortunate woman, no. ”

I told a lot of women that I was scared to cry.

An aunt cried: "I always thought I was a big beauty, but today I found out that I was ugly, and I didn't meet several of them." Oh, I can't. ”

"It's in vain that I think I'm a beauty, and sure enough, I can't do it. I don't meet any of them. I should put up a sign too. Oops, lost and lost, can't compare. Hey, are you choosing a monster or a fairy? A big girl asked me aloud.