Offering tip, is the top of the stacked tribute, the Northeast people have a custom, to the ancestors on the offering, offering tip can be taken home to children, women to eat, there is a certain effect of driving away evil and suppressing fright.

But that means that the offerings to her ancestors, and the offerings to the Baojia immortals, are also what she can eat?

"I really let the two of us guess how hungry this girl is, and she dares to eat this!"

"Don't be hungry!" The poplar gave me a resentful look.

I smiled evilly, stepped forward to pick up an apple, rubbed it with my sleeve, and bit down on it, crunchy.

Yang Shu swallowed his saliva greedily, but he could only endure it: "If you do this again, I can go." ”

I didn't tease him anymore, I casually put the apple back with a bite, looked at it, felt a little ugly, turned the angle, and hid the bite behind it, and then I was satisfied.

In my way, let alone eating an offering fruit, even if you put all the dishes, chopsticks, sauce and vinegar on the offering table, shake off your cheeks and gobble it up, these people hanging on the wall can only stare at them and dare not say anything.

But Yang Shu couldn't do it, and he muttered angrily: "This job is really not capable of human beings, and the two bowls of gruel that I drank in the morning have already gone out along the urinary tract, and I don't give food until now, so it's no wonder that the woman secretly offered fruit." ”

I made him laugh: "I guess it's the first time they've encountered this kind of treatment, and there was no one to serve them with good food and drink wherever they went before, but this time it's good, just drink the northwest wind." ”

"Well, our brothers should be able to enjoy themselves tonight, that girl is making such a fuss, I bet no one dares to enter this fairy hall, let's live here, and save yourself from crowding the kang with those stinky old men."

Yang Shu was happy at first when he heard this, but his face collapsed in a blink of an eye: "But, what are we eating?" ”

Expecting them to cook must be useless, but fortunately, there is bread and ham sausages in the car, so we dealt with them and ignored them, and burned the small kang in the fairy hall to a boiling hot, and fell asleep directly inside.

Yang Shu is used to sleeping naked, and he wanted to take off his clothes when he was on the kang, but I kicked on his buttocks: "Dressed, do you still expect to sleep?" ”

It's not that I intend to abuse poplars, but I just let Xie Zhijian treat it like this, and the woman must be making trouble in the middle of the night.

Poplar glared viciously in the direction next door, and the aggrieved kimono lay down.

As I expected, the old wall clock on the wall had just struck eleven o'clock, and suddenly the nest next door exploded, and there was a squeaky scream, and we could hear it clearly even through the thick brick wall.

The poplar tree was young and sleepy, and he was too lazy to meddle with his eyes, so he put the quilt over his head and fell asleep with a disgusted face.

But after all, I couldn't bear to see the girl suffer, and after thinking about it, I didn't want to toss the poplar tree, I got up, glanced at the hall list with the name of the fairy family written on the wall, and took out a red paper from the tribute plate, grabbed a large handful of incense ash and wrapped it in it, and turned around and walked out of the house.

When I opened the door, the room was completely chaotic, a room full of people, all over the ground, those who were close to the door had fled, and many were blocked in the house.

In the middle of the room, the woman who had stolen the fruit that afternoon was on all fours, bowing in the shape of a wild cat, her eyes rolled white, her fangs exposed, her face full of yellow hair, her neck straightened, screaming and screaming.

And our real person Xie Zhijian was already confused, his big back that was originally combed smooth and slippery turned into a chicken nest, his eyes were red, his clothes were torn, and his yang energy was soaring, squatting on the edge of the kang like a flower child.

What I admire even more is that this guy didn't forget to pose in a horseback riding and squatting crotch pose in this kind of stall, and pointed like a sword, and pointed his fingertips directly at the woman, making a mighty appearance: "Chen Xi, how are you doing!" ”

The girl who won the trick was Chen Xi, but she couldn't answer it now.

Xie Zhijian has actually messed up, and now this posture is just a hard scene, seeing that Chen Xi will pounce at any time, he can't care so much: "Bold and demonic, if you don't wake up, don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless." ”

He flicked his fingertips, and between his fingers he had already pulled a yellow talisman.

I was going to see the excitement again, but his action scared me.

The one he showed was a veritable Zhengyi Force, called Lizhu, which was actually a Lizhu, once it was beaten, the things on Chen Xi's body were destroyed, but Chen Xi's life was also given to Mu Ouwo.

I hurriedly raised my breath and yelled, "Huang Daxing! ”

Although I didn't use the method of beating the heavenly drum in this voice, I also shook the roof tiles with my voice alone.

Chen Xi, who was in the middle of the room, immediately turned around and stared at me viciously, with a fierce light in his eyes.

And all the people in the room who were tired of running for their lives were also stunned by me, and they all looked at me.

I smiled: "Director Xie, why don't you let me try?" ”

Before Xie Zhijian had time to yell at me, I had already jumped up and pounced on Chen Xi.

My weight of more than 180 catties, plus the tendon meat I trained in the army, even if I don't use Xuanmen methods, it is not something that ordinary people can compare, so Chen Xi has not had time to dodge, and I have already kicked him in the face.

With a snort, it was like a kick on a rotten winter melon, and Chen Xi raised his head and fell over!

I rode on her and slapped it down, the ash paper bag in my hand suddenly exploded, and a puff of gray smoke flew, choking everyone coughing, and even Xie Zhijian covered his nose and flashed to the back.

When the smoke fell away, I carried Chen Xi, who was tied upside down, like a chicken, and threw it on the kang.

This action frightened everyone on the side of the kang and screamed.

It wasn't until they saw clearly that Chen Xi's hands and feet were tied upside down by her own belt into a very strong cross knot, and there was no sign of loosening even if she twisted around, that they gradually quieted down.

At that moment, they looked at Lao Tzu's gaze, like looking at the golden monkey who was fighting a thousand sticks, except for shock and disbelief.

This thing that scared them out of their minds was actually solved by a guide?

And the action is so neat, three times five divided by two, before they can see what is going on, it will be solved?

Among them, Xie Zhijian's expression was the most exciting, both frightened, sluggish, and a little caught off guard.

That's right, my appearance did catch him off guard.

Until now, he still has the yellow talisman in his hand, he is reluctant to throw it away, and it is not the same thing to take it back, and he stands on the edge of the kang in embarrassment for a while, not knowing what to do.

I wasn't in the mood to appreciate their wonderful expressions, so I asked in a deep voice, "You guys, who is a virgin?" ”

No one said a word.

I coughed, "Ahem, let me ask you, who is a virgin?" ”

Still no one said anything.

Finally, someone dared to open his mouth, but I was scolded back by a "tell the truth".

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, all of them drooped their heads and stopped talking.

Even Xie Zhijian, who had reached the realm of a real person, was embarrassed and avoided Lao Tzu's gaze at him.

"Damn, you guys really can!" I gave them a thumbs up.

"Wait." I reluctantly turned around, pulled Dongfanghong and the others who were outside the door, and went straight into the Beiwu Immortal Hall.

I thought I could solve it myself, but I didn't expect that these people were too uncompetitive, and in the end they had to toss poplars.

The poplar tree that I picked up from the quilt looked unwilling: "What are you doing, just a Baojia Immortal, you can clean it up yourself." ”

I was a little panicked, so I had to scold hard: "What nonsense, get up and pee!" ”

"Huh? Senior brother, you play with me again! ”

I grabbed a mineral water bottle and stuffed it in his hand: "Hurry up, return the soup, wait for help!" ”

Boy urine is also called reincarnation wine, we in order to cover the ugliness of the gold, but also often called it also Yuan soup, this thing is not only a traditional Chinese medicine, but also the treasure of driving away yin and evil, the yang is extremely heavy, the first time to the newborn baby boy is the best. But no one carries this thing with them, so most of the time it's just a matter of finding a virgin.

In fact, boy urine is the last thing I want to use, every time at this time, Yang Shu, the little rabbit cub, has to lie to Lao Tzu, so I often regret that I drank so much wine for Mao, and mistakenly did Zheng Qiaoqiao.

Zheng Qiaoqiao is the female military doctor in our company.

Yang Shu came to his senses at this time, but he didn't think so: "Do you really want to provoke Huangpizi for that woman?" It's a tough thing! ”

I sneered and glanced at the name on the list: "Do you think it dares to pester me?" ”

"That's right, if it comes to pester you, it's really the birthday boy who hangs himself and lives impatiently."

After all, he just didn't go to work, but frowned at me with his eyebrows fluttering.

"Hehe, senior brother...... Well, you know the rules? ”

"Okay, Mudanjiang Jijia fish, the dish is for you to order."

"Okay!"

Poplar was very happy to find a shh

After a long time, this kid is not finished, I can't help but urge him: "Are you finished?" ”

After a while, he turned back with the bottle, and smiled: "You didn't invite this meal in vain, you look at this color, smell this taste, eighteen years of aging licensed, and absolutely quality and quantity, twice pure!" ”

"Fuck you, get on fire, burnt!"

I regret this in my heart, I know when I see him peeing for so long, this kid has long been holding back, even if I didn't allow him to eat just now, he couldn't hold it for three minutes, I already knew, what did I urge him to do, burn me a thousand yuan in three minutes, only a little more!

I was annoyed, and I didn't think much of it, and took the bottle.

But as soon as the bottle arrived, I was on fire, not to mention the warmth, why is there water outside the bottle!

"Damn, what the hell is this?"

I was so angry that I reached out and wiped it on him.

He smiled again: "Hehe, I'm sorry, it's too much, I didn't hold it steadily." ”

I kicked him back on the kang, grabbed some incense ash and poured it into the bottle, wiped the bottle clean before returning to the hall, and threw it to Liu Jixiang, who was staring at me: "Pour it on her, and it's good to vomit." ”

Liu Jixiang and Chen Xi are usually very close, otherwise I wouldn't have let him do this.

Sure enough, he didn't dare to delay for a moment when he heard this, and carefully held the bottle as if he was holding holy water, and hurriedly asked people to hold Chen Xi down, forcibly opened his mouth, and poured it into it.

Although a few of them were strong, they couldn't stand Chen Xi's desperate struggle, spitting while pouring, that smell, not to mention how fresh it was, it was so stunned that several of them had bitter faces, held their breath, and endured it before pouring a bottle into it.

When they finished pouring it, there were few people left in the house, and they all ran out and vomited.

Just smelling the smell can be smoked and vomited, what it is like to pour it into the mouth can be imagined, Chen Xi didn't struggle at this time, and he didn't scream anymore, he was lying on the edge of the kang and vomited wildly, vomiting while vomiting, and the soup sprayed a big bubble on the ground.

Xie Zhijian, Liu Jixiang and others were more worried about her, pinching their noses and looking at them on the side, and Xie Zhijian also glanced at me from time to time, and the eyes were clearly saying, don't worry about you, if you can't cure her, you wait for me.

Under Xie Zhijian's suspicious eyes, Chen Xi vomited the last bit of stuff in his stomach, and lay on the edge of the kang and gasped.

Xie Zhijian saw that she showed no signs of improvement, so he stared at me without thinking about it.

But at the same time as he looked at me, Chen Xi's voice came from the kang: "What did you give me to drink, why are you so sassy!" ”