Chapter 492: Slaughter the Dog, Grab the Dog! 【First Update】
You can't tell the difference between smoke and grenades!
This little apprentice is really ...... Big breasts and no brains!!
No, I have a big chest and no brain, how do I feel like I'm praising this little confusion?
"Yikes! The daughter-in-law was blown up! The little apprentice Igda also screamed in embarrassment.
"Ahem!" Chen Yourong was unusually uncomfortable, and wanted to laugh, but he had to forcibly hold back.
Well...... It's funny, but ......
Hold back!!
Though...... At this time, it really makes people want to can't help but have a bottle of pulsation, and experience the feeling that can't be stopped!
The audience in the live broadcast room laughed heartlessly.
"If no one is convinced, just obey Ah Zheng, and take my sister to be eliminated by my sister!"
"Do you really think the two young ladies can lead it by themselves? Now retribution is coming! ”
"The content of the show makes me extremely comfortable as a single dog!"
"What are you doing with this kind of young lady anchor? Throw it to me! ”
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Li Zheng, who was killed by a grenade from the little apprentice Igda, now just wants to take off the headphones, fly to the little apprentice's room, and punish her severely.
I'm afraid you didn't mean it, you said you have three, and you can still throw four!!
But what can I do? Except for fantasizing fiercely in my heart, there is no way to take her.
What else can I do with the apprentices I accepted?
"Alas...... I can't prevent it, I didn't die in the hands of the enemy, but in the end I died in the hands of my own people, my heart, wow cool wow cool! ”
Sighing again, Li Zheng said: "You two take advantage of the smoke to cover up and run, that team hasn't gone far, the smoke will disperse after a while, if they come over and find you, it will be miserable."
"What if they're also killed in the bombed zone?" Chen Yourong couldn't help but say.
Then I saw the heavenly fire fall not far away, a flame rose out of thin air, and the message in the upper right corner appeared immediately......
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"SSS250 killed in bombing zone......
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"SSS251 was killed in the bombing zone......
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"SSS252 killed in bombing zone......
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"SSS253 was killed in the bombing zone......
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Chen Yourong: "......"
The conscience of heaven and earth, I really just said it casually, and this bombing zone is too cooperative, right?
Li Zheng: "......"
Fog grass! This super big senior sister must be poisonous, and this sentence directly caused four innocent passers-by to suffer!
He was a little skeptical that the reason why he was blown down by the bombing zone just now had something to do with this?
Otherwise, if the lucky little apprentice Igda was by his side, how could he be punished by heaven???
"Whew~ It seems that now that you are safe, go and lick my bag." Li Zheng let out a long sigh.
"Good...... It seems to be. Chen Yourong stammered a little when he spoke, it was so weird just now!
Igda Tsukiko: "??? Can anyone tell me what just happened? ”
"It's nothing, Tsuba, I have a third-level head, a third-level A, a third-level bag, and AWM, go pick it up." Li Zheng said.
"Hmm...... I have a third-level bag, and I also have a third-level A. The little apprentice replied obediently.
"But you don't have a third-level head, the third-level head is a good thing, go pick it up."
"Hmm......" The little apprentice said almost without thinking, "Let Sister Rong go."
"Why?" Li Zheng was a little puzzled.
The third-level head is such a good thing as being given away?
"Because, Sister Rong is my good friend!"
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Listen to what this kind and simple little apprentice said!!
Let Li Zheng be a little helpless!
He really wanted to remind Igda loudly, if it wasn't for this mother-in-law, how could he be blown down by the bombing area?
You're still going to give her your precious third-level head!?
However, can you bear to yell at your little apprentice?
Of course not.
So Li Zheng had no choice but to say: "Okay, let this girl pick it up."
The voice is full of reluctance!
At this time, he felt that Chen Yourong was very likely to be the mastermind behind the little apprentice, and the purpose was naturally for his own equipment!
Otherwise, how could anyone keep saying that they had two smoke bombs, and only to throw out three?
Li Zheng, who said that he didn't mean it, didn't believe it!!
"Uh...... That, daughter-in-law, I didn't mean it just now. At this time, the little apprentice Igda spoke again.
"Didn't mean to? So you did it on purpose? The corners of Li Zheng's mouth rose and he teased.
"Of course, it wasn't intentional." The little apprentice said.
"Don't explain, explanation is a cover-up."
"Hey, you, why did you hide it? If it's not intentional, it's not intentional.,You're like a than Birailai.。 ”
Li Zheng: "......"
Can you still have a pleasant chat?
Chen Yourong snorted coldly, pulled off the equipment on Li Zheng's body, put it on himself, and didn't forget to say, "Thank you, Tsuki."
The voice was full of pride, so much so that Li Zheng was even more determined in his heart.
What the little apprentice did just now must have been the ghost of this girl!
"Hey! This is my stuff and you should thank me! Li Zheng said a little frantically.
"I know it's yours." Chen Yourong said this, but she felt that it was wrong, so she immediately changed her words: "No, it should be said that these things were yours before, but now you are dead, and these things have naturally become ownerless, there are only two people here, me and the persimmon, and the persimson gave them to me, so of course I want to thank the persimmon."
As for you...... Stay where it's cool. ”
"I ......" Li Zheng was speechless by Chen Yourong's words.
What you say makes sense!
In the face of this kind of woman, what can you do, let's fight...... It's not something a man should do, don't fight...... Who can stand this!?
"Do you have any extra room in your house?" Li Zheng said casually.
"Huh?" The little apprentice didn't expect that his daughter-in-law would suddenly ask such a question, and immediately blushed.
"Hmm...... That one...... Daughter-in-law, what are you going to do? ”
"It's nothing, just ask, in case you travel to the island country in the future, you can also have a place to stay."
The audience in the live broadcast room was also eager to tear Li Zheng, a beast anchor, in half.
"Ah Zhengxue is bad, this is a crazy hint!"
"It's disgusting that Miss Da Zhuzi actually agreed!"
"Brothers, I'm sour, what about you?"
"Knife in hand, follow me, kill the dog, grab the coffin!"
Li Zheng: "......"
"I'm just mentioning it casually." He forcibly explained.
Of course, the audience in the live broadcast room won't believe his words at all, a man's mouth, a deceitful ghost, such a cute and simple girl as Miss Dajiko, who would believe that you don't have any other thoughts in your heart.
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