Niu Colu Heilan saw that his father was angry, pointed to the old official and counted his daughter and continued: "You don't have to worry, old thing, you are a male donkey who gave birth to a little female donkey. Embarrassed to death. Ugly daughter. How did you become a father? Besides, with so many people sitting and watching, does your Ian want to be a blockbuster so much? I'm afraid that others won't notice. The most proud person in front of the emperor is me, and I advise you to die as soon as possible. Sensei hanged from a tree. This way does not work, so you go another way. Old donkey, marry your daughter to someone else, horses, dogs, whatever you want. Ahahahaha. If you want to fight me, no way! ”

Shangguan Zixiu was unhappy, stomped her feet, and she glared at Niu Colu Heilan. Immediately gritted his teeth and bared his teeth and scolded fiercely: "Niu Cobalt Lu Heilan." You're a fart! Your concubine is not, but she is just a little one who always agrees. You are worthy to speak at this feast. If I were you, I'd find a hole in the ground right now. With such a shabby identity, you still want to jump out and calm the scene. I'm telling you, I can pinch you to death with a finger if I want to. Although I don't know martial arts, I have a way to kill you. Bad woman. Are you pretty, I think you're uglier than me! ”

Shangguan Zixiu took a deep breath and continued to scold: "You think you are more beautiful than me? Phew! I'm a hundred, ten thousand times prettier than you. My aunt and grandmother have a beautiful soul. Do you understand? You are just something that has no substance. The emperor is just playing tricks on you, teasing cats and dogs, you think the emperor likes you, I'm phew! A woman like Concubine De can be regarded as an emperor woman. As for you, you're just scraps. Waste inside the scraps. You think you're a favorite concubine? Phew! You don't know how to write the word "concubine". I see that you are illiterate and illiterate, and you are illiterate. Miss Ben Shangguan Zixiu is a dignified and talented girl. Miss Ben also won the first prize in the poetry club last month. You can write poetry, you! Do you dare to fight with Miss Ben's talented woman? Phew! You don't pee and take care of yourself. You're the ugly bastard, the ugly bastard, the ugly bastard! You are the first ugly monster in the Qing Dynasty. ”

Niu Colu Heilan was furious, glared at Shangguan Zixiu angrily, stomped his feet, gritted his teeth, and his eyes erupted with fire. Heilan scolded angrily: "Give shameless things, beware that I ordered your head to be cut off." I'm going to cut off your dog's head! I'm going to order your whole family to be beheaded. See you at the market. Do you dare to scold me? I make you regret being born, you ugly bastard! You dare to fight the idea of Emperor Kangxi, do you want to be ashamed? Your family is just a small official, a small official with a big sesame mung bean, you dare to turn the sky. How dare you make a fuss here! Do you think you're a female king? Phew! I tell you that I move my fingers, and I tell your whole family to immediately get out of the oil pot. I'm going to tell you to ride a wooden donkey!" Ride a wooden donkey! Ride a wooden donkey! What do you think? You're scared! You kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, call me 500 sounds of aunt and grandmother, aunt and grandmother are auspicious, and I will save you the pain of riding a wooden donkey! Riding a wooden donkey is devastated and humiliated! Can you do it? How did I Kani get through! I want to make you the first humiliated and miserable woman in the Great Qing Kingdom! Die! ”

I couldn't help but step forward and scolded Shangguan Zixiu, but I scolded very smartly, I smiled and scolded: "Hey, you also want to hook up with my uncle and the emperor." Well, you go back to your house and wash yourself. Wrap yourself in a quilt, and send yourself into the palace while the palace gate is not locked, and there is no key. Hurry up and send yourself to the Qianqing Palace! ”

I just said a word, and this Shangguan Zixiu was so angry that he smoked.

I continued to laugh and scold: "You have to cut off your toenails and fingernails too." Save you from killing the king and usurping the throne! You little she-beast with sharp teeth and claws! You want to go on, you go on! ”

After I finished speaking, I pointed my left hand at Emperor Kangxi, my uncle was very angry, and my uncle glared at me with his eyes. There was a fire in the eyes.

I cheekily ran to my uncle again, bowed to him, and bowed.

As a result, my uncle, the emperor, immediately split my head and covered my face, punched and kicked me. But I smiled and said, "You have two little concubines at night, and you still have the face to beat me, you are disrespectful to the old." Hey, Uncle Yo is really a master of the love field, and he is really powerful. In order to compete for who will sleep tonight, they all fight. ”

"Aha, don't worry about your uncle's business, you've been beaten. Aha. You're laughing to death. You girls are crazy. An old officer stood up and died laughing.

I quickly rolled on the ground, and then rolled again, and then with a stick, and with a bang, I hit the ankle of the Jinke champion. Bangyan didn't know it was me, so he raised his foot and kicked me away from the face, and Bangyan deliberately pretended not to see anything. I'm gurgling again. There was a thud and it hit the back leg of the list. Bangyan turned his head to see that he actually raised his leg and kicked me in the face again, so I quickly rolled and rolled into a very dark corner at the back.

"Ahahahaha...... Xin Xin Gege has become a puppy. Aha. A military attache laughed loudly.

"Xin Xin Gege rolls around like a ball." A rookie junior officer also echoed and smiled, "It's so interesting." ”

"Bangyan, how can you kick and beat Xin Xin Gege twice?" Emperor Kangxi suddenly jumped out to admit his relatives and blamed Bangyandao.

The young man in the list was very indifferent, knelt down and said cheekily: "The lower officials are ignorant, they don't know Xin Xin Gege, and they don't see anything. Xia Guan didn't do anything just now. Why did the emperor blame the lower officials? ”

Suddenly, Xin Xin Gege was wonderful, she quickly got up from the ground and rushed to the back of Bangyan, it turned out that Xin Xin Gege pounced on a tiger, and the Bangyan fell to the ground, and the terrible scene of a hungry tiger pounce was really staged.

"Hahahaha, Xin Xin Gege hungry tiger pounces on the role model [Yang Yun]! Aha. A certain civil servant immediately laughed.

"Bangyan, you see that you bullied Xin Xin Gege, look at how you deny it!" The Emperor laughed and scolded.

I got angry, and while beating me and twisting me, I calmly shouted, "It's clear that there are bad guys sneaking up on me." I am Wen Bangyan, not a military general! It's basically bullying weak literati talents! I'm not convinced! Sow, you go away! I'm going to be crushed to death! Help me! Dead, dead, dead! Help, who's going to save me! ”

"Yang Yun, take it when you see it. Xin Xin Gege has taken a fancy to you. Hei Lan immediately scolded loudly.

Emperor Kangxi actually sighed, I didn't expect to make a holy decree immediately, I never dreamed of it so soon.

The emperor said quickly: "Okay, Xin Xin Gege has been rationed to Yang Yun." Cheap him. Choose a date to get married. There must be no mistakes. Tonight, Yang Yun hit the big lottery. It's really a fool's luck. Emperor Kangxi said very arbitrarily. I thought to myself, I didn't mean that. Forget it, it's already like this, I'll accept my fate. Bangyan is quite handsome. I like it. Uhhhh