"Ah, the clothes beaten by the green onion are torn, so don't you change your clothes. Ah, poor green onions. An old woman cried, and she lay on her back on the ground and wept bitterly.

An old man made her rich, and the old man said, "You also beat her when you were young." I still remember, I didn't expect you to forget it by now. You're too pathetic. We are old, and no one pities us. Let's pity ourselves. You are an old palace maid, and I am my husband. Let's go out of the palace together in the future and live together. ”

"Okay, brother, you're still good to me. I don't want to be prosperous and rich, just live together. I'm just an old palace maid. The old lady's mood gradually calmed down. The old man pulled the old lady and left the place immediately, and the two were no longer interested in watching the excitement. A lot of people, like me, watched them go away.

I said: "Because my treatment is rising every day, so the green onion is changed to new clothes, and it is not new clothes, seven or eight percent are new, so I don't think about it here." I was really innocent, completely unexpected, inexperienced. ”

"The people of Sifu know that you are inexperienced, simple, and bullying green onions, which is completely vicious." A certain palace maid said.

I said again: "Lady of the palace, let me tell you, if the green onion gives a vicious threat, huh? If you give a vicious threat, do you dare to tell your master? ”

When this big palace maid heard this, her face had changed, and she was already shaking her head. The palace maid said: "I, no one dares to talk about it." If someone threatens me or bullies me, I don't dare to talk about anyone. I think the green onion is very pitiful, and you have to protect her as the owner of the green onion. Otherwise, who is going to do things for you? You don't protect your slaves and maids in times of crisis, you're too bad. But how good the green onion is to you, you should protect her. Our palace maids are too pitiful. If you are angry, pour your anger on us. We're caught between you, and we're too hard to do. The palace maid is so pitiful. Woooooooo As she spoke, the palace maid suddenly squatted down and hugged her head and cried. Very aggrieved.

When the emperor heard this, he was very sad for me, and immediately comforted me: "Poor daughter-in-law, I can't listen to it anymore. Poor thing. ”

I turned back to the emperor who was standing and said, "I have to talk about one more precondition, I have been kind to others for the past few days. I'm kind to everyone. If I get into trouble with someone in front of me, then I know that someone will come to take revenge on me, and I will prepare in advance, I am damn good. Where would I have thought of such a thing? I am kind to others! I've been in the house for so many days, and I've never been unkind to anyone at all! ”

Suddenly, Concubine De nodded to me and said, "This palace has also checked, and you haven't had any bad relations with anyone." Poor green onion was beaten like this. Why? ”

I said smartly: "Concubine De, let me tell you, that's jealousy." You're fucking, if you're a disgraced concubine, I'm willing to explain it to her because of jealousy, damn, you're just a concubine, you don't know if it's jealousy! You're a fucking three-year-old! You don't know it's jealousy, do you? Are you pretending to be stupid? ”

As soon as the words fell, Concubine De covered her face in embarrassment. The other concubines immediately laughed, many laughed, and many blamed me.

An official scolded: "You are a mere dead slave, where can you talk like this to a mere concubine?" Ah, your father didn't tell you to be a man? ”

Kangxi scolded with a smile: "Bad thing, it's too bad!" You deserve it! Ahahahaha. ”

At this time, Yinzhen jumped out, and Yinzhen said cheekily: "Your father and mother have already handed over the marriage book to the master." It seems that your deed of sale is in my hands. ”

"Aha, your father just sold you. You're homeless. Your home is Sifu. Aha. A military attache laughed, and many people laughed too.

I stood up, deliberately standing on my back chair, and I suddenly jumped and jumped onto the back chair where the emperor had just been lying. I didn't give up, and I climbed to the top of the back of the back of the chair. I turned around with a light stroke. I pointed to the fourth child and said wittily and cleverly: "Fourth, come on, come on, check it to see if it is my parents' notes." ”

"Aha." Many people were startled at first, and then died of laughter.

The fourth child spread out the red book and showed it to many people, so he didn't show it to me. I didn't see it when I stood tall.

I asked the fourth child wittily: "Chief Li, how many people have you signed?" We have forty or fifty people there, well! ”

"Ahahahaha, what if none of them sign?" An old woman laughed, "What about you?" It doesn't count. It's good if the parents sign it. In your eyes, the relationship is to be signed by forty or fifty long-term security chiefs? You're such a nuisance. Hehehe. "A lot of the crowd died laughing.

I said seriously: "The so-called officials crush people to death. It's not that the officials crush people to death at many levels. The official level has already crushed people to death. That Yinzhen, you want to give a gift. Hurry up and give a gift! You didn't give a gift, how could the chief of the chief sign it? Your marriage letter is fake! ”

Emperor Kangxi also stood on the dragon chair, and Emperor Kangxi smiled: "Come down, don't be taller than me!" ”

I patted my ass and said: "Huang Ama, the so-called longevity and Tianqi are with the sky." You're too tall, I'm still on the earth. Not as tall as you! ”

"Hahahahaha." A civil servant smiled, "That makes sense." Regardless of it, you still have to come down. The emperor told you to come down. ”

I wittily said: "The dragon chair is the symbolism of the emperor, I didn't sit on it." Not with the backrest. ”

"Hahahaha...... "The old lady laughed, "but the backrest is also part of the dragon chair." You come down and beware of decapitation. ”

My old lady smiled and said, "No, I'll go down to the dragon chair, I'm going to cut off my head, I'm away from the dragon chair, I'm safe." ”

"Ahahahaha...... an old official said with a smile, "The lower side is a dragon chair, and the upper backrest is not a dragon chair, what do you mean?" ”

I nodded and said, "The place where the emperor's dragon buttocks sit is the dragon chair." The emperor will not sit on the backrest anymore. If the Emperor sits on the backrest of Merlin, the transverse board underneath becomes a footboard. ”

"Ahahahaha...... The backrest is too narrow, and it is inconvenient to sit on the dragon hips, but the footboard is very exquisite. Aha. A civil servant laughed.

I laughed and said, "The emperor used to sit on the horizontal board below, and this backrest has always been ignored." ”

The emperor smiled and said, "I have stipulated that you are not allowed to stand on the back above, and it is also a dragon chair." ”

I still wittily said, "Okay, I'll exchange it with you." I sit on the horizontal board and you do the back on the chair. ”

I jumped off, and sure enough, the emperor was sitting in the back chair. The emperor is quite happy, huh. I was very happy to sit on the recliner, which is the dragon chair.