"This ...... This....... What is this .......?! Wang Yao was so shocked that he couldn't speak.

Someone may have had the experience of one morning, when you were about to go out, only to find that you couldn't find something important.

Maybe it's a school badge, maybe it's just a pen, a rubber band to tie your hair, a red scarf, in short, you rummage around to no avail, and finally you are forced to go out with a helpless expression because you don't have enough time, you think it's just because you're in too much hurry and haven't looked for it carefully.

But puzzling enough, since then, the thing has been gone. You remember what it looked like, but you can't find it, and you can't remember where you left it.

This incident has become an unsolved mystery in your ordinary life, and even after many years, you still can't figure out the mystery of how it works.

Wang Yao had such an experience, and the lost thing was the first mobile phone in his life, although his father did not pursue his carelessness afterwards, and bought him a new mobile phone, but that was the first time in his life after all...... Owned mobile phones.

Even if Wang Yao changed a lot of mobile phones later, and the quality became better and better, this did not prevent it from becoming a stalk in Wang Yao's heart, just like many years later, although you have a family, you will still miss the girl next door for your first love......

But—

Who would have thought that the mobile phone that was lost on the earth two years ago for no reason has now appeared in front of his eyes inexplicably in this other world!

What the hell is going on with this special hair?!

This feeling is even more shocking than when your first love suddenly finds you one day and says that she doesn't mind that you have a family and just wants to live a happy life with you from now on!!

Looking at Wang Yao, who was almost in a petrified state, Mulan on the side couldn't help but come over: "What makes you excited like this?" Is this black stuff expensive? The latter sentence was asked to Liu Bei.

Liu Bei was also a little strange: "This is a piece of extraterrestrial meteorite that I picked up on the battlefield of the canyon two years ago, I think it is a little special, so I have been wearing it as jade." Having said that, Liu Bei couldn't help but feel a little regretful in his heart at this time, looking at the little brother's exaggerated expression, what kind of treasure is this?

Seeing that everyone was looking at him curiously, Wang Yao had no choice but to temporarily suppress his stunnedness, forcibly calm his mind and said: "This is a unique product of my hometown, I am just a little surprised to see it here." ”

So far, it can only be perfunctory, Wang Yao himself can't figure out the principle, how can he explain to a bunch of people from other worlds what a "mobile phone" is?

"Oh? I don't know where my little brother's hometown is? Liu Bei was quite interested in this, because two years ago, this "jade pendant" fell from the sky to the canyon battlefield with a streamer.

Without waiting for Wang Yao to answer, Hua Mulan on the side had already preemptively said: "The place where Wang Yao lives is called Earth, a small village isolated from the world. Alright, you will have a chance to ask about him in the future. I said you three! Hua Mulan suddenly stared at Liu Guanzhang with a very serious look: "I'm leaving tomorrow, don't you three plan to serve some good wine to fulfill the friendship of the landlord?" ”

Looking at Mulan's sly smile, Guan Yu couldn't help but laugh and said: "I know that the captain refuses to run for nothing, it just so happens that there are a lot of cellars in my house, so I asked the soldiers to take them." ”

As soon as he heard about drinking, Zhang Fei suddenly came to his senses: "Okay! It's been a long time since I've drunk with you, and I wonder if the captain has been in that desolate land for two years, and if the alcohol is okay? ”

"Hahaha, I'll know if it's okay later! Come, we won't get drunk tonight! ”

The scene took a 180-degree turn, and before Wang Yao could recover from the shock of "lost and regained", the four of them were already enthusiastically preparing to drink. After all, I can't understand the behavior of open-minded people......

......

Of course, Wang Yao didn't know how to drink, but at Mulan's insistence, Wang Yao still went to the kitchen to make a few appetizers, and the dishes were unexpectedly highly praised by everyone, and then, Wang Yao naturally became the pouring wine companion of the four alcoholics.

After three rounds of drinking, this drink unconsciously arrived at nightfall, at the banquet, Hua Mulan drunkenly put her arm on Liu Bei's shoulder and said: "I said Xiao Liu, I won't tell you, although my little brother is sometimes nervous and a little clumsy, I actually like his ......."

Wang Yao, who was pouring wine, shook his hand violently when he heard this, and almost spilled Guan Yu next to him.

Damn?! Is this the rhythm of drunken gaffes? Could it be that the goddess actually secretly promised herself? At that moment, he pricked up his ears while pouring wine......

I saw Hua Mulan continue: "Let me tell you, Xiao Liu, you can't shield and favor Wang Yao just because I am my younger brother, if Wei and Wu invade, you ...... You can't let him stay in Jingzhou, you must take him with him to go into battle to kill the enemy, the so-called jade can't be cut, I don't want him to become a dumb guard dog......"

Guan Yu, who was already drunk on the side, immediately cried and laughed: "Team.... Captain! You.... You mean mulberry..... Scolding Huai! ”

Hua Mulan was stunned for a moment, and then laughed very indecently: "It's me who is wrong, I am not right, I will punish wine!" ”

Saying that, Hua Mulan picked up the wine bowl on the table, and grunted and swallowed another bowl of spirits, counting it, this is already the thirty-ninth bowl, I saw that Hua Mulan's pretty face at this time was full of redness, seven points drunk and three points sober, but she still pulled Liu Bei's shoulder and asked, "Are you ...... What do you say? ”

With Mulan as an opponent, Liu Bei naturally couldn't drink less, full of spirits, and at this time he completely lost his former gentleness, like a drunkard, and said arrogantly: "Captain, please...... Feel relieved! I will definitely not favor the little brother, stay ...... Tomorrow, I will call the military advisor and put him in the ranks of the regular army! Whenever there is a war, he must accompany the army ......"

War? Fight?!

After listening to it for a long time, Wang Yaocai was stunned to find that Hua Mulan was actually asking Liu Bei to let him go to war with the army!

"The wine is full, the wine is full!" Zhang Fei suddenly shouted.

Wang Yao was startled, only to find that there was a lot of wine overflowing in the wine bowl, so he quickly stopped, and didn't care about the full table of wine, but asked Mulan in astonishment: "Captain, what you said before about grinding is to let me go to war?!" ”

"Or else...... You start with. Why? ”

"I thought it was just running errands for the three generals Liu Guanzhang and being an entourage to see the world! I can't even pick up your sword, and don't you go to the battlefield to practice the sword for enemy heroes?! ”

"Even if you go to the battlefield, you may not meet hostile heroes, and when you do, you are strong enough to be fine."

"How can it be okay?!"

Looking at Wang Yao's already obvious timid expression, Hua Mulan, who was still on the rise, frowned slightly: "I went to the battlefield when I was 14 years old, and I am no better than you now, don't you live well now?" Okay, you go and I'll arrange it. ”

As if sensing some established terrible facts, Wang Yao inevitably lost control of his emotions: "How can you claim my affairs without authorization!" ”

What are you kidding, he, a Chinese citizen living in the 21st century and enjoying freedom and peace, suddenly wants him to go to the battlefield and carry a cold knife to cut at others, how can this be done?! Think about the defeated army that I saw at the North City Gate at noon today, are there still fewer missing arms and legs?

"Anyway, if you want me to kill people or watch others hack me to death, I can't do it! I'm just an ordinary person, it hurts and I'll die if I am cut by someone else with a knife! ”

"Shut up!"

With a bang, Hua Mulan slapped the table and glared angrily: "My Tang boy, how can I be greedy for life and afraid of death?" A dignified seven-foot man, is he not as good as a woman? I'm upset when I look at this nest, so I'll go back upstairs and think about it myself! ”

Wang Yao was stunned by the sudden anger of Hua Mulan, although it may be just alcohol, and his emotions will inevitably fluctuate a lot, but how can he accept this arrogance that cannot be rejected by others?

The scene was cold for a while, and Liu Bei on the side hurriedly said: "Captain, don't be angry, the little brother is not a good martial artist at first glance, and it is reasonable that he can't accept it for a while, give him some time, it will be fine." Come, second brother, third brother, let's toast the captain with another bowl of wine! ”

Seeing that the four of them began to drink enthusiastically, Wang Yao, who felt as if he had been discriminated against and isolated, was full of grievances, but considering that Hua Mulan might be angry at this time, it was inevitable that talking again would add fuel to the fire, so he could only go up to the second floor in a sneer.

After a while, when Wang Yao returned downstairs, the three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang were already drunk, and they had already left with the support of the entourage soldiers.

In the living room of Nuoda, only Hua Mulan was drunk on the wine table.

Looking at the red-faced Mulan, the cherry-haired woman who was closing her eyes and drinking slightly, Wang Yao sighed, after all, she drank so the one hand, it was also so that Liu Guanzhang could take more care of herself in the future, right? What is the difference between this and the so-called wine table culture in modern society?

Thinking of this, Wang Yao walked over and gently picked up Mulan, planning to send her to the master bedroom to rest first. I don't know if it's because of the wine, Mulan's whole body is warm, leaning on her body, and she feels very soft. But before she took two steps, Mulan seemed to have a trace of consciousness, but she silently pushed Wang Yao away, and walked back to the second floor by herself holding the stairs staggeringly.

Wang Yao suddenly felt a little sour in his heart inexplicably, he knew that his performance should disappoint the very strong Mulan......

Back in his room, Wang Yao lay on the soft bed weakly, took out the mobile phone he got from Liu Bei, and silently clicked the power button.

Battery level icon in the upper right corner: 98%.

Although he was very curious about why there was still 98% power, Wang Yao was no longer interested in studying this at this time, he stared blankly at the ceiling, thinking about everything that was abnormal, thinking about Mulan's disappointed expression, thinking about the blood and corpses that he might see with his own eyes in the near future, the hideous and powerful enemy, like a hungry wolf, pounced on him, drowning everything...... Slowly, he fell into a deep sleep......

That night, Wang Yao dreamed of a general who was drunk and lying on the battlefield......

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- Bang!

In the moonlight, a certain training ground with low visibility.

With the sonorous sound of steel colliding, the two white lights that had been intertwined for a long time suddenly separated, one of which landed safely, and the other fell to the ground with a pop.

"Strategist...... I...... I really can't do it......" The white-haired girl sat on the ground, like a person who had been diving for a long time and had just surfaced, breathing in a big gulp of air, her smooth forehead full of fragrant sweat.

"Tomorrow continues." The voice of the white shadow was as faint as ever, and when he finished saying this, his figure also disappeared out of thin air strangely, as if it had never appeared.

Looking at the training ground that suddenly became silent, the girl sighed silently, just now she had tried her best to fight, but the person's aura had never been disordered.

In other words, he was completely at ease throughout.

Although the military advisor did not make any evaluation of her performance, judging from those four short words, the girl knew that she had disappointed the military advisor again tonight.

Sighing silently, the girl picked up the crescent scimitar that had fallen on the ground, turned around and walked out of the training ground. Sometimes, she can't help but wonder, is she really an infinite hero as the military advisor said?

Skillfully followed the street back home, and after a night of training, the white-haired girl was already very tired and felt a little cold, but what was even colder was the armor that was frozen by the night wind.

Returning to her bedroom in a daze, the girl took off her cold armor and iron boots, untied the white dovetail cloak around her waist, and couldn't wait to get into the bed. She didn't want to take a shower anymore, she was so tired that she just wanted to sleep well in a warm bed......