Chapter 343: Lin Zaishan is a ball
Chapter 105: Lin Zaishan is a ball
After the discussion was over, the men continued to repair the dilapidated car, and the pigeon returned to continue the forest in the mountains.
"Can you tell me what the green fruit tree looks like?"
"It's about seven or eight meters tall, with a thick trunk and a lot of branches, and the leaves are like fans, green and oily." Lin Zaishan replied.
The pigeon frowned, "What's the difference between what you say and what you don't say?" ”
Lin Zaishan said: "I seem to have amnesia, and I don't remember anything from earlier. Otherwise, I'll immediately list the names of a few plants that resemble it for your reference. ”
"Do you remember your name?"
"I just remember you calling me a wild man."
"Since you don't even remember your name, how do you know that there is a green crystal fruit near Guicheng?" The pigeon questioned.
"The green crystal fruit is formed by absorbing the essence of meteorites, as long as it is within the influence range of the meteorite explosion and is suitable for the growth of trees, it may form crystal fruits of different colors depending on the environment." Lin Zaishan began to play on the spot, talking nonsense, "May I ask if Guicheng is within the impact of the meteorite explosion?" ”
"Nonsense! The whole world is within the reach of a meteorite explosion. ”
"Then it's certain that there must be green crystal fruits in Guicheng."
The pigeon looked at Lin Zaishan suspiciously. She was struck by the argument of the "Essence of the Meteorite" just now, because she had heard it from her father's captors, and she thought that with the intelligence of the wild man in front of her, it was impossible to make it up.
"I believe you for now. However, I would like to solemnly warn you: if you can't find the green crystal fruit near Guicheng, I will peel you and cramp and make xiaolongbao for quails! ”
Before Lin Zaishan could reply, the quail frowned and said, "This wild man looks disgusting, so I don't want to eat xiaolongbao made of his meat." ”
Lin Zaishan was frightened and anxious, and said, "Two beauties, can I find a place to make it convenient and find a change of clothes by the way?" ”
The pigeon pointed to the courtyard of the farmhouse next to the pickup and said, "You can go here." With that, he cast a color on the quail, who untied the rope from Lin's hand.
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Lin Zaishan immediately rushed into the courtyard and was about to close the courtyard door, but was blocked by the pigeon with his feet.
"Savage, keep the door open, don't try to play any tricks!" This courtyard is leaning against a cliff on one side, and the street on the other, and two sides have been blocked by pigeons and quails respectively, and there are Liu Sitie and others repairing cars not far away, so it can be said that there is nowhere to escape.
Lin Zaishan had no choice but to go inside. This farmhouse courtyard is 3 acres of land, very spacious, surrounded by a master bedroom, a second bedroom, a kitchen, an agricultural machinery room, a pigsty, and a latrine. Lin Zaishan had just taken two steps before he noticed the breath of the big deer, he walked quickly to the agricultural machinery room, and found that the big deer was indeed resting here.
"Old man, we've been put on our necks with knives and ready to be made into xiaolongbao, do you still have the heart to sleep?" Lin Zaishan gently woke up Dalu, took off his backpack, carried it on his back, and reminded: "Old man, thank you for coming to me as a mount these days, you can be free now." ”
Hearing this, Dalu got up and was about to run out, but was pulled by Lin Zaishan.
"You have to wait. Wait for the pigeon team to leave you. ”
He was about to leave the yard when he suddenly thought, "I'm just going out with my bag so swaggering, the pigeon and others will definitely check my backpack, won't the crystal fruit and equipment in it be exposed in advance?" ”
He still has seven or eight five-colored crystals in his backpack (including green crystals, of course), a handful of crystalline cores, and weapons and equipment such as demon ropes.
As he was thinking, he noticed that the pigeon was spying on him outside the door, and hurriedly took a step back, quickly pulled out all the demon ropes and crystal fruit cores from his backpack, and then unknowingly threw the backpack into the pickup truck next to the wall. He had observed that there were a lot of miscellaneous items on the pickup, including several backpacks of similar colors and styles, and the members of the pigeon team almost never looked at the items in the pickup truck's hopper, of course, it may also be because this hopper was occupied by quails, and they did not dare to covet it.
"These pits are very precious and should be carried close to you." Lin Zaishan entered the dilapidated room again, looked at it, and found some fabrics and needles and threads, he used his hand speed to make two close-fitting pockets in the blink of an eye, and put all the cores in it. As for the demon rope, he simply tied it around his waist with a swagger.
After tidying up, he deliberately walked out of the courtyard with a large shabby teapot.
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When the pigeon saw him come out, he immediately searched for what he was carrying.
"This rope is pretty chic." The dove pointed to the forest on the mountainside.
Lin Zaishan said with a smile: "I just found it from the livestock shed, it should be used to tie donkeys." ”
"Yes, bring an extra rope to tie the donkey, just in case the one that ties you breaks in the future." The pigeon asked again, "What are you doing with a big teapot?" We don't open teahouses. ”
"The teapot can be used for hot water and tea, and it is very useful." Lin is on the mountain road.
The pigeon snatched the teapot, opened the lid of the teapot, found a few pre-apocalyptic coins inside, and sneered: "It turns out that the hot water and tea are fake, and the private coins are real." ”
"These coins may become peerless artifacts that are worth collecting."
"Hmph, collect a bird! Taking these things on the road, jingling everywhere, it is easy to expose your whereabouts and invite danger! With that, there was a "snap" and the teapot was shattered, and the coins were scattered all over the ground. "Quail, tie up this dishonest fellow!"
Half an hour later, the old car was repaired, and the group left the town in two cars. Lin Zaishan rode in the same car with pigeons and quails, and the pigeons drove themselves; Quails are too large to sit in a pickup truck; Lin Zaishan was tied with his hands in the passenger seat, and the other end of the rope that tied him passed through the back seat and led to the quail's hand. The rest of the male team members shared a ride in the dilapidated SUV that had just been repaired.
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The convoy traveled more than 100 kilometers along the trail and spent the night in the wilderness. The next day, arrive at the local county seat.
From a distance, the county is full of zombies, and there is no shortage of fourth-level plus zombies. The convoy did not dare to go deeper, so it temporarily stopped at the edge of the county seat. The pigeon ordered Liu Sitie to lead the team to the county seat to collect supplies, and she, Quail, Xiaolan, and of course, Lin Zaishan stayed behind in the convoy.
Lin Zaishan asked, "I don't quite understand, aren't we going to hurry?" Why spend time gathering supplies? ”
The pigeon said, "What do you know! We are waiting here to meet the carrier pigeons, and the route ahead depends on the results of the pigeons. ”
Lin Zaishan continued to persuade kindly: "As far as I can see, the locals seem to be a little overly enthusiastic, and they have to kiss tourists at every turn. ”
"That's because they've turned into zombies, and if you want to live a long life, you'd better quickly master the precautions and skills of 'getting along safely' with zombies," the pigeon said. ”
Lin Zaishan, who used to be at ease in the corpse group, looked ignorant and asked humbly: "Sister Pigeon, do you have any good suggestions?" ”
"You remember, the main thing is two things: first, never let a zombie touch you, especially bite; The second point is to wear as thick and tightly wrapped as possible on the whole body. ”
Xiaolan interjected: "I also agree with what Sister Pigeon said, but I don't agree with the practice of smashing zombies' skulls at every turn." ”
"When encountering zombies, the most effective way to keep yourself safe is to destroy them," the pigeon said. ”
"But zombies are also life, after all. Let's not take our lives to death at every turn, because we will suffer retribution. Xiaolan argued.
"Xiaolan, I think you went to the wrong set." The pigeon mocked, "We are staging a post-apocalyptic survival drama, and the urban brainless idol drama is in the theater next door." ”
"Hmph, you murderous woman, I must write you in myself, criticize you and punish you with my spicy writing!" Xiao Lan was a little excited.
"Okay." The pigeon smiled indifferently, "You'd better write a clip of me brutalizing you with eighteen weapons, and if you don't understand, I'll show you now." ”
The pigeon pulled out his dagger, quickly pulled a knife in front of Xiao Lan, and shaved off a handful of his hair.
Xiao Lan was so frightened that he screamed, jumped into another car, poked his head out and said, "Sister Pigeon, you wait, I must write you as an old witch!" ”
Lin Zaishan looked at Xiao Lan, who was concentrating on coding words, and exclaimed: "Xiao Lan is really a serious child, if he had been placed before the end of the world, he might have become an Internet god a long time ago." ”
Xiao Lan suddenly asked, "Brother Savage, what's your name?" I want to write you into mine too. ”
"My name?" This topic stumped Lin Zaishan again, and he said to Xiaolan: "You can take it as you like." ”
Xiaolan said: "I'll give you the surname of Lin Zaishan, the hero of the last days who has been rumored in the rivers and lakes recently, how about calling you Lin Dabai?" ”
"Lin Dabai? The name sounds so chic, I love it. Lin replied.
"Sister Pigeon, Lin Zaishan is also your idol, what does he look like?"
As soon as the pigeon heard Lin Zaishan, his eyes immediately lit up, and he pretended to say mysteriously: "I haven't seen it either, but I heard that he is tall, handsome, chic, brave, and fearless, and he is free to crisscross among corpses, wolves, and insects, and has saved countless people. ”
Lin Zaishan couldn't help but smile contemptuously when he heard this.
The pigeon asked angrily, "How savage, don't you believe it?" I've heard it from people who have dealt with Lin Zaishan. ”
Lin Zaishan said: "How can there be such a perfect person in the world as you say." The so-called fame is actually difficult to deserve, I think your evaluation of this Lin Zaishan is suspected of exaggeration. ”
"Hmph, people like you look like you are the kind of people who are born mediocre, and if you can't reach the height of a hero, you will desperately slander the hero in order to maintain psychological balance."
Xiaolan said: "Sister Pigeon, I have the same position as you on this issue. I, Xiaolan, will never allow anyone to slander the big hero in my mind, and I am willing to do all my literary talent to write a book and biography for him. ”
Lin Zaishan said: "Looking at the appearance of you two brainless fans, idol worship has even produced a sense of superiority and formed a chain of contempt. I can tell from you that this forest is not much higher in the mountain realm. ”
"What are you? Lin Zaishan can knock you down with one finger. The pigeon threatened.
"If Lin Zaishan is really a big hero who saves the suffering, he will definitely not bully a weak person like me." Lin retorted.
"Hmph, even if he kills you, it won't affect our status in our hearts at all!"
"Okay, next time I can see this so-called post-apocalyptic hero Lin Zaishan, I must beat him up and eat, so that you can clear your heads. Hmph, I've defeated so many beasts, Lin Zaishan is a ball? ”
The amnesiac Lin Zaishan somehow felt an inexplicable sense of contempt for what the pigeon and others said about this Lin Zaishan in the mountains.
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Suddenly, there was a loud burst of gunfire in the distance. I saw Liu Sitie and others running towards this side while shooting behind them. Dozens of meters away from them, more than a hundred zombies were rushing towards them with their teeth and claws.
"Sister Pigeon, drive quickly, the corpses are coming!"
The pigeon immediately stepped on the accelerator, the pickup truck started first, turned right into a relatively secluded street, and then raced all the way through the county town to another section of the highway. The war pigeon team has a lot of experience in dealing with the corpses, and they hit some targets on the side of the road from time to time that are easy to cause huge noises in the process of driving, effectively distracting the attention and pursuit of the corpses, plus various turning, emergency stops and other actions, quickly get rid of the corpses.
At this moment, two carrier pigeons descended from the sky and landed on top of the pickup truck where the pigeon was located. The pigeon poked its head out of the car, chatted with the carrier pigeons for a while, got back into the car, and ordered: "Follow this road until the east for a hundred kilometers, and then take the path into the Giant Spider Canyon, and you can go up to Guicheng Avenue after the Giant Spider Canyon." ”
Mung Bean Sprouts questioned on the walkie-talkie: "Sister Pigeon, no one has ever walked through the Giant Spider Canyon, are we too risky?" ”
"The other roads were too far away and the only option we could have made it back in time. No matter how big the risk is, you have to go. ”
"Is there no other way?"
"Unless we can fly."
"Come on. If we could get a plane, we would still need to run around like this! ”
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up, hopefully reach the entrance to the Giant Spider Canyon before dark."