"Rich woman, you turned out to be a rich woman! - Didn't you redeem yourself only forty-seven taels of silver? The old woman asked in surprise.

I laughed and said, "I'm robbing the rich to help the poor, isn't it a good thing for me to rob the rich and help the poor." I was indeed forty-seven taels. ”

"Whatever you want." The old woman said, "I see, you bad girl." The old woman laughed and hit me.

The village chief scolded with a smile: "Dou Changan is a thief!" Big thief! Aha! ”

In this way, I will be easily accepted by the people of Mujia Village, and it is estimated that no one will give me a look or discriminate against me from tonight. The son in my arms is very eccentric, as if he is a big ghost, and he can understand that I have just been discriminated again, and I am now accepting and respecting Erkang's hand. My son is innocent, surprised, little eyes, little expression. And my son looked at me and seemed to be very satisfied with my mother.

I walked into the main hall of white affairs, just after the previous prayer, it was my turn. It turned out that the villagers worshipped one by one, and the people who wanted to worship stood in front of the offering table, and there were five columns of people on the left and right, and in front of them were the people of the bitter lord's family. Behind are the villagers.

I held the pillow for my son with one hand, holding six incense sticks in my right hand, I looked at the Jiang Yuanhua and wood tablet on the table, respectfully and politely, and said solemnly: "Niu Co Lu Jiang Yuanhua sister is on it!" Dou Chang'an, a newcomer from Mujia Village, is below. First of all, express your respect with six sticks of incense! My son and I each had three sticks of incense. My son was also born just six days ago. It's a blessing and good health. Thank you again for your care and blessing! ”

"Okay, okay, stop being verbose, hurry up. We'll be in a hurry for the night burial. A lazy fat brother in the back said.

I had to make a long story short and say seriously: "Dust to dust, soil to earth, road to road, hardship in this life and happiness in the next life." Let's just worship. "After saying that, I respectfully stood and bowed three times, knelt under the futon and bowed three times, and stood up and bowed three times again, which is a complete set of movements, but I repeated three sets so that it is complete. Then I personally inserted the six sticks of incense into the head-sized incense burner on the right side of the table. Because this incense burner is very empty, the incense burner on the left is too crowded, and there are already more than 100 incense sticks.

An old woman smiled and said, "The incense burner on our left means our own people, and the right side is a passer-by from another village." Uh-hehe-hehe, you ended up in a daze. Uh-huh-hehe-hehe. The old woman patted me on the back

I was thick-skinned and unhurried, and took out six sticks of incense, and then said seriously: "Niu Colu, Jiang Yuanhua, eldest sister, as well as my grandfather Wu Song and Wu Qingyun, I gave them up." It's also three prostrations. Please laugh. ”

Then I stood up three times, knelt down three times, stood up three times, and did this three times, and repeated.

"You can't repeat it three times, you have to repeat it six times." The uncle next to him kindly came over and said.

I immediately nodded and repeated the prayer, and now everyone felt that I had counted the salutes. Then I inserted the incense into the dense incense burner on the left. I walked to the incense burner on the right and recognized me and my son with the six sticks of incense, and then pulled them out accurately, and then I walked to the incense burner on the left, and then inserted the six sticks of incense.

"Aha...... She's still quite interesting. Hahaha. An uncle from the village laughed.

An aunt smiled: "Sure enough, it is a woman from our village." Good daughter-in-law. ”

I was so happy that I slapped the old woman in front of me. The old woman scolded: "What are you laughing at? It's time to cry! I don't know the reason, I don't know the etiquette. ”

I said cheekily: "Jiang Yuanhua smiled at me, and I smiled at her, I can't cry." It's not uncommon to be at the door. To do white things is to be able to see the soul. ”

I'm very thick-skinned, and sure enough, I got through the trick. No elders blamed me, but they believed me.

I was cheeky and said, "Everyone is blocked in front, and the yang energy is very heavy." So Jiang Yuanhua's soul was blocked at the door. ”

"The spirit is indeed at the door. This is not unusual. "A woman in her fifties from a rural goddess expert told me.

"Oh, I see. But I think she's in a good mood, she's satisfied. So let's say it's a joy and a mourning. I immediately said again.

"Yes, it's a joy and a mourning. Jiang Yuanhua left satisfied. Just look at the expression, there is no pain or reluctance, and you really let go of everything. She's a good boy. She completed her task and repaid her favor. I think that's what it is. She completely repaid the kindness of the Niu Colu family by giving birth to a grandson. An old lady in the village said.

I casually said again: "Why didn't Jiang Yuanhua's soul wear a shroud?" Reasoning, her soul should be wearing a shroud? ”

I woke up the dreamer with a word, and I was a blockbuster. Four or five hundred people, inside and out, all cast their eyes on me.

I was very serious and continued to be neither humble nor arrogant and said seriously: "I just looked at her at the door just now, and I saw her voice and smile. It's her ghost, she's just dressed in her usual clothes. It's true. ”

The people in the room were quiet for a while, and then an old woman in her eighties on the front and left side was very strong and did not need a main cane, and she came out and said to me, "You should have yin and yang eyes, which are ghost eyes." Why? I've changed into a shroud. The old woman said to me in the first half of the sentence, and then turned to look at Jiang Yuanhua who was observing the innermost black observation and said.

I wittily said, "Mother-in-law, I think it's better to do it all over again." You should recite her eight characters aloud, and then tell her that she wants to be buried in the ground, tell her that this life is over, and let her go away with a smile. And so on and so forth. ”

The village chief came from the rear, and I nodded in agreement to my left, "Why don't you tell her?" You have similarities with her. ”

I said: "This kind of thing should be called a woman who is older, has a very stable figure, and is like Tarzan, and it is better for me to do it, I am not very suitable." ”

The village chief glared at me, a little unhappy.

A little daughter-in-law said: "It is indeed better to find a qualified lady or mother-in-law." Dou Changan is too young. What's more, she has just given birth for six days, which is not very suitable. The body hasn't recovered yet. ”

I turned back to the little daughter-in-law and said, "I've never done this, and I won't." ”

"yes, I won't." The little daughter-in-law said politely to me.

The old village chief reluctantly said, "Okay, then the village chief will do it." I don't want to do anything like that. Really. ”

"Although she is a woman who has given birth, she is also timid and afraid. If she doesn't do it, she won't do it. A middle-aged aunt on the other side jumped out and said loudly, very protective of me.

I nodded to my aunt very gratefully.

The village chief was annoyed, turned around and pointed at me and scolded, "It's all your fault, Broom Star." It's not good for you to enter the village. ”

"Village chief, you have such a big temper. Village Chief, are you ghostly? Yi Qing said.