Chapter 1158: Thick-skinned

Along the way, Tang Seng kept teasing the girl, Zhu Bajie followed behind, Shao Yitian couldn't help but shake his head when he saw this scene.

Sun Wukong expressed his understanding and said to Shao Yitian: "Xiao Shao, in fact, you have to understand my master, he recites scriptures in the West every day, as if he is under house arrest, so this time I finally have the opportunity to come to the mortal world, of course, I can't help but indulge." ”

Tang Seng had been locked up for a long time, so he wanted to indulge and wave.

This situation is like a person who squats in prison and suddenly regains his freedom, so he must spend a few days on it.

Shao Yitian said: "Brother Monkey, although I sympathize with your master's suffering, I strongly condemn this behavior now. ”

Tang Seng is completely like an old rascal who doesn't know his skin, he goes around molesting girls, and even if he is exposed on the spot, he doesn't blush, he still teases, it can be said that his skin is thicker than the city wall.

Regarding Tang Seng's thick skin, Shao Yitian really admired it sincerely, because Shao Yitian couldn't reach this level at all.

Sun Wukong said: "Xiao Shao, you will naturally get used to it after a long time. ”

Accustomed to wool, Shao Yitian will never get used to the behavior of Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie.

"Brother Monkey, I will never get used to your master's appearance, and it is impossible for me to stay with him. Shao Yitian hurriedly said, if you stay with a cheeky person like Tang Seng, it will be a kind of torture.

Although Tang Seng's way of accosting is outdated, there are always a few who will be fooled, for example, there is a girl who asks Tang Seng to show him palmistry, and Tang Seng will naturally not give up such a good opportunity, grabbing the hands of other girls and touching them.

In the end, I chirped and said a lot of crookedly, which made the girl in the clouds, and finally scolded the liar and left.

Tang Seng said with a smile, this girl's little hands are really slippery, and she will definitely marry a rich man in the future.

"Master, do you really know how to read palmistry?" asked Zhu Bajie with a grin.

Tang Seng said proudly: "Bajie, there are still many things for the teacher, and I will learn more for the teacher in the future, do you know?"

Zhu Bajie immediately said, "Master, don't worry, I will definitely learn from you and strive to be as good as you, master." ”

After going up the mountain, there are more people, these people are here to travel, there are few people who really come to worship the Buddha on the mountain, because now Xiaolin Temple is a huge tourist attraction, and has become a listed company, it can be said that Xiaolin Temple is not the so-called Buddhist pure place, but a lively tourist attraction.

Seeing so many people burning incense and worshiping the Buddha, Tang Seng once again wondered: "So many people go to incense, why is the power of incense so small, is it really as Bajie said, someone robbed our incense?"

Shao Yitian thought to himself, these people who come to travel are not sincere in offering incense at all, how can you get the power of incense.

To do anything, you need to have a serious heart. These tourists come here to offer incense, some of them are just for fun and casual, and some are completely for their own selfish interests......

"Bajie, you go and eavesdrop, what wishes are these people praying for. Zhu Bajie, who was beside Tang Sengduo, said.

Although Zhu Bajie was reluctant to go, he still went to secretly listen to the prayers of those who offered incense.

Not long after, Zhu Bajie came back and said to Tang Seng: "Master, I eavesdropped on the prayers of more than a dozen people. ”

Tang Seng immediately said: "Tell me quickly, what are their prayer wishes." ”

Zhu Bajie said: "The girl's wish before was that she could marry a rich husband, even if she was older, it didn't matter, and she would have a boy to inherit the family property after marriage." ”

"The second girl's wish is to soak her friend's boyfriend in her hands, and then make her friend vomit blood in anger. ”

"This third man's wish is to ask the Bodhisattva to bless the woman he is raising outside from being discovered. ”

"The fourth man's wish is to pray for a little more on his salary and a little better luck when he plays cards. ”

......

Hearing these chaotic wishes, Tang Seng hurriedly waved his hand to tell Zhu Bajie to stop talking anymore, and said: "Now people, why are they all like this?

Shao Yitian glanced at Tang Seng and thought to himself, this person is selfish, and no one is a saint.

"I also know the reason why there is less incense here, you can go!" Tang Seng immediately came to an arbitrary conclusion.

"Master, you see that there are so many sister papers here that ask us to go and make a difference, and just leave, isn't it too irresponsible?" said Zhu Ba as he turned around the group of female tourists.

When Tang Seng heard this, he nodded appreciatively and said: "Bajie is right, these female donors have bad omens and need our resolution, we can't just leave, otherwise we will be sorry for what the Buddha said about Pudu sentient beings." ”

When Shao Yitian heard this, he really wanted to cut Tang Seng with a kitchen knife, and purify all sentient beings, if he let the Buddha know that you are like this, he will not crush you under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years.

Shao Yitian said to Sun Wukong: "Brother Monkey, let's go around too." ”

Brother Monkey said: "Okay, Xiao Shao, the two of us are going to play, it just so happens that my grandson hasn't come to the mortal world to play for a long time." ”

Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie went to pick up girls, and Shao Yitian took Sun Wukong and the two to play in tourist attractions.

As he walked, Shao Yitian saw a monk walking towards a room with several women, some of whom were anxious and some were expectant.

Listening carefully to the monk's words, Shao Yitian felt that there was a problem.

Because the monk said to a few women: "A few female donors, as long as my master consecrates for you, he will cure all diseases, no matter what incurable diseases, they are all pediatrics." ”

Hearing this, Shao Yitian couldn't help but think of the news he had seen on the Internet before, many of them were said to be able to cure all diseases, but in fact, they were sleeping with them, and when the time came, their innocence was gone, and the disease was not cured.

Therefore, when he heard the word Kaiguang, Shao Yitian immediately thought about it.

"Let's go, Brother Monkey, let's go over and have a look. Shao Yitian said.

When Brother Monkey heard this, he said, "Xiao Shao, do you also want to beat those girls?"

Shao Yitian gave Sun Wukong a roll of his eyes and said, "Brother Monkey, am I like this?"

Brother Monkey said: "I don't think Xiao Shao is such a person, so can you tell Brother Monkey, what are you doing with the past?"

Shao Yitian couldn't explain clearly to Sun Wukong for a while, and said: "Brother Monkey, let's go over and have a look, and you will know when the time comes." ”

Hearing Shao Yitian say this, Sun Wukong no longer asked why, and quietly followed behind these people.