After worshipping the master, of course, it is necessary to learn art, but because it has just begun to rest immortals, everything must start from the very basics, and of course it is impossible for Master Cheerilee to teach in person, after all, he is the head of the family, the master of a faction, and the low-end work of bringing newcomers must be arranged for others to do it. And the saury, which has always been cold, is not to mention, it is difficult for him to show his face, of course, there are beautiful women who say that this kind of work with male apprentices is estimated that he will not be willing to do it. As for Qiushui, because of the failure of the tribulation, he is still cultivating, and he has not succeeded in the tribulation, and the realm is not enough, so he is only a middle- and lower-level cultivator, let alone a newcomer. As for the janitor, even if he wants to bring it, Xiao Lei is not willing to follow him.

After all, there is only one one left in the entire sect that can bring thunder, that is, the useless Lei Yu, who happens to be surnamed Lei, and it happens that he is also surnamed Lei, so it is the best choice, but Xiao Lei is still a little apprehensive about this Lei who has never met before.

A few days passed, and Xiao Lei was tinkering with his six-legged mechanical spider in his room, when a fat man walked in, looking a little familiar, "You are Xiao Lei, Master told me, from now on, you will learn from me." ”

"Oh, I remember, you're Lei Yu, I watched the fight between you and Xu Xiaochun"

His face suddenly turned red and green, "That's all old things, it's useless, this senior brother will teach you a trick first." Open your eyes. ”

After coming to the mountain for so many days, I am still a little excited to finally learn immortal arts.

"Go, come with me, and take you to a good place. ”

I walked with him, and when I got to a big rock, he said to me, "Look behind the rock."

I went out to take a look, in front of me was a pool, flowing down from the mountain spring water, the point is, in the pool, I saw the autumn water bathing, that scene, I couldn't help but look at it for a while, but accidentally fell.

The next second, I heard the screams of Qiushui, the most puzzling thing is that the saury actually jumped out of nowhere, a knife flew towards me, fortunately, Lei Yu's eyes were fast, and he jumped up and down with me in the mountains and forests, and finally returned to Lei's place, and hid in the room, we didn't dare to come out of the atmosphere in the house, staring at each other with big eyes, and having palpitations, Lei Yu opened his mouth to break the silence: "Exciting, this is your first lesson in the beginning." Next time, Senior Brother will take you to see it more exciting, Qiushui's figure is really getting better and better, it's really a female college eighteen changes"

I looked at him and felt that my journey to cultivating immortals seemed to have a bleak future.

In the next few days, Senior Brother Lei took me up the mountain to hunt wild boars to eat, steal Master's fairy orchard, go down the mountain to peep into the women's bathhouse, and catch loaches in the river with my bare buttocks. He was almost arrested by several women who went up the mountain as hooligans.

In short, in a word, in addition to the art of cultivating immortals, I have learned almost all the crooked ways.

In this way, day by day, until Master Cheerilee summoned us again, Qiushui and Senior Brother Saury were there, Master looked at us and said: "Xiao Lei, you have been here in Shushan for half a year, are you a little touched by the way of cultivating immortals in this sect, and have you gained a lot." ”

I saw Lei Yu desperately squeezing his eyes at me, and I could only squeak and reply, "Yes, the disciple has benefited a lot." ”

"Well, that's right, I'm very optimistic about you, so let's do it, you and Lei Yu are going to go on a trip, Qiushui and saury are in charge of answering, there is an ancient road village under the mountain, I don't know why, people have often disappeared recently, there is actually this matter under our Shu Mountain, you can't ignore it, you go check it out. ”

Lei replied first: "Master, rest assured, the disciple will definitely live up to his mission and return victorious." ”

"Well, yes, this is a Xiuxian version of the walkie-talkie specially customized for the division, the signal is strong, the standby captain, you take it, if you have a problem, call Ha, don't be strong. ”

Saying that Cheerilee gave each of us a walkie-talkie, the walkie-talkie is the style of a gossip mirror, it seems that it is really a customized version, it seems that Shushan is really advancing with the times.

"Okay, without further ado, you will set off early tomorrow morning, come on, young man, when you are as old as you, you have caught a lot of demons and monsters, and you have to work hard." ”

I started to beat the drum in my heart, thinking that there really are no demons and monsters, just my practice in the past half a year, there is no growth at all, Senior Brother Lei is confident, he really deserves to be a man who has been beaten by Xu Xiaochun, he always vomits blood and falls to the ground with such a winning look, it seems that he can't count on it at all. Based on my consistent understanding of him, he is definitely faster than anyone else, and it seems that he has to prepare well this time.

According to the knowledge on Baidu Encyclopedia, I prepared a peach wood sword, a talisman seal, an anti-wolf spray, an insecticide, a black donkey's hooves, a gold talisman, a wolf tooth, dog blood, chicken blood, glutinous... , I didn't sleep all night.