Chapter 795: Invitations
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Pull the incense???
Fang Zheng's face turned dark.
He suddenly realized that he couldn't look directly at the disease incense in his hand.
is obviously the legendary "Forty-Eight Incense of Good and Evil", how did it get into the mouth of the old god stick, and it became a bit of the taste of ivory in the dog's mouth?
It's a flavorful inner activity.
At the thought of the smell, Fang Zheng's face immediately darkened.
"Old god stick, do you remember to eat or not, and forgot that you just got three points from your driver's license and fined two hundred by fortune incense a few days ago?
Sure enough, when the old god stick heard this, the expression on his face immediately changed.
It's white and blue, but it's wonderful.
The old god stick hung his head in frustration: "Little brother, I finally found out what the gap between me and you is?"
"What is it?" Fang Zheng, who had already taken out the disease incense in his hand, looked curiously at the bronze fetal body of the "Dryad Grandma" who was squatting with him and studying it on the ground.
The old god man sighed and said with emotion: "The difference between me and your little brother is culture. โ
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The old god continued to sigh and said: "It's also diarrhea, and when it comes to your mouth, little brother, it is packaged as acute enteritis and dysentery with cultural depth, but why does it become diarrhea in my mouth?"
After speaking, he squatted with Fang Zheng to study the old god stick of the "Tree Demon Grandma" on the ground, and reached out to pull Fang Zheng's sleeve with a look of help: "Little brother, I haven't studied since I was a child, and I am not as educated as you young people. โ
The old god stick said that it was emotional.
I'm about to cry.
Can he not be in a hurry.
The old god stick can't forget how the glasses man who swallowed melon seeds last time had diarrhea and pulled his anus to prolapse, and then was carried to the ambulance on a stretcher and rescued away.
Fang Zheng tilted his head and thought seriously for three seconds.
"Why don't you shout a few times to 'stop now', and see if you agree?"
Old Stick: "......"
"Little brother, don't play with me, I'm really about to cry. โ
......
Maybe it was because the old god's voice couldn't help but raise a few points, alarming the bronze fetus corpse that had been unconscious since he was captured by Fang Zheng.
Lying on the ground, missing an arm, covered in knife wounds, the end was miserable, the extremely embarrassed bronze fetal corpse, since he was captured by Fang Zheng, he has been unconscious, until, he felt a pair of salty pig hands, kept walking up and down on him, kept groping and groping, and even further into his underwear, he suddenly woke up.
The first thing he saw when he opened his eyes was the big oily face of the old god stick that was constantly sweating on his forehead in the summer, just opposite his eyes, the old god stick was lying on top of him panting, and his palms were still wandering on him.
"You, what do you want to do?"
"You go away!"
"Don't touch my body!"
The bronze corpse on the ground was so frightened that the two strands suddenly contracted, and shouted in shock.
"Mom, little brother, the dryad is awake. Caught off guard, he saw the person under him open his eyes, and the old god stick sat down and jumped away.
The bronze fetus corpse was ashamed, angry, and... Endless horror.
"I'm not a dryad, what are you trying to do to me!" the bronze corpse shouted in shame, and a terrible thought suddenly came to his mind......
The old man and the young in front of him should have any special fetishes, and they want to rape him......
Thinking of this, he was even more frightened.
But he couldn't even resist.
In order to prevent him from resisting, Fang Zheng had already abolished his ability to act.
"Little brother, this tree demon grandma seems to be a poor ghost, I searched all over his body, and only found two bank cards and an invitation... Little brother, how is the tree demon grandma a male tree spirit, just now I inadvertently touched his hard chest. โ
The last half of the old god's sentence was muttered to Fang Zheng in a low voice.
As he spoke, he looked at the "Dryad Grandma" lying on the ground unable to move, and the latter was so frightened that his soul was frightened.
Sure enough, this pair is for the old and the young......
Looking at the somewhat nonsensical old god stick, Fang Zheng's head hung a few black lines, what a hell is the Dryad Grandma is a male tree spirit! What is the use of you asking me, asking his parents to go.
The birth of a boy or a girl is determined by the father's Y chromosome.
It's not for me to decide.
Fang Zheng didn't pay attention to the bronze fetus corpse struggling on the ground, he took the two bank cards that the old god stick searched out and checked, these two bank cards were black, they were actually black gold cards.
The black gold card has always only lived in the posts of netizens, and this is the first time Fang Zheng has seen it, and it is rare to turn it over and over.
I heard that if you want to apply for a black gold card, you must make a deposit of more than eight figures to get it, and the credit card limit starts at a few million.
Of course, Founder doesn't know if the rumors from netizens are true or not.
Eight-figure deposits?
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng's eyes lit up.
But soon he was tasteless and disgusted.
ATM counter machine, he couldn't transfer eight figures, it is estimated that he just transferred the first 50,000 yuan, and he was immediately locked by the enemy's location and identity. As for the bank counter transfer, it is even more impossible, and the bank counter must be handled in person with an ID card.
So thinking about it like this, Founder was very distressed.
In a country full of sky eyes and surveillance cameras, it is impossible to break the law or eat black.
Unless it's cash.
It seems that there are at least tens of millions of deposits in this card, and the bank capitalists are going to be cheapened for nothing.
Hey?
Why should I say another word?
"Engagement wedding card, male, Gao Ce, female, Gao Shu painting, God-given good fate The two parties voluntarily married for a hundred years... High, high, high sook painting... Little brother, is this engaged woman the same Gao Shuhua you know?"
"I remember that she was still a high school girl......"
The old god stick who read out loud with the invitation card became more and more surprised.
Call!
The old god stick only felt that his eyes were blurred, and the engagement card in his hand had been squared and snatched away.
Seeing that his hand speed was so fast that he couldn't keep up with his naked eyes, the old god stick muttered in a low voice: "It's also a single dog, and I can't compare to the hand speed of a twenty-year-old young man......"
At this time, Fang Zheng rarely ignored the muttering of the old god stick, but focused on looking at the wedding card in his hand.
The old god stick did not read it wrong, on the engagement card, it was indeed written in gilded characters with the words "Gao Shuhua".
Homonymous?
Fang Zheng didn't believe that there was such a coincidence in this world.
Especially when this engagement invitation did not appear on ordinary people, but on the so-called four gods, one Li, and one Huai, Founder directly denied the possibility of coincidence for the first time.
Because the ancestor of the Gao family is one of the old city gods.
The old god stick saw that Fang Zheng was looking at the invitation and fell into thought, and he didn't speak, he couldn't hold back his words, endured it for a while, and saw that Fang Zheng never spoke, so he whispered: "Little brother, the man and the woman on this engagement card are all surnamed Gao, could it be a German orthopedics?"