Chapter 139: Had to go into the water

The results of the first day of the hunt came out, and the Chiefs lost to the Hongko team without any suspense by 8 tons to 12 tons.

In the treasury of the City Lord's Mansion, Brother Hong and the others, who had finished inspecting the equipment and prey, glanced at the chieftain team triumphantly and mocked: "A group of hillbillies, how can a fifth-level rabbit be comparable to a fifth-level deer?" Then he laughed and left.

The pigeon asked softly: "Chief, we are 4 tons behind on the first day, how can we make up for it tomorrow?" ”

Lin Zaishan said: "There are still 6 days, enough for us to catch up." I've said everything I need to say, and I'll see you tomorrow morning. ”

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Inside the cage, the poisonous spider said quietly, "You had two crystal nuts, but you refused to give them to me, but you fed them to the pigeons. You're such a loving and righteous spouse. ”

Lin Zaishan said: "If you like it, I'll feed you two when I go back." ”

"Okay, you can remember today's words. By the way, women care about men's promises, and if you can't keep them, she will hate you for the rest of her life. ”

"Alas, it's no wonder that some men would rather raise a second ha than pursue a woman."

Lin Zaishan opened the mobile phone that Zheng Huanhuan gave him during the day, which he used his hand speed ability to sneak into the dungeon during the body search just now. Connect your own USB drive on your mobile phone, and it won't take long for the display system to invade completely, and then a cute cartoon villain in ancient costume pops up.

The poisonous spider leaned over to take a look and said, "What is this?" ”

Lin Zaishan said: "I don't know either. ”

"Hello, I'm Master Lin, and I'm willing to serve you." Lin Fuzi said: "I have something interesting for you to see." After speaking, a sexy beauty was displayed on the screen, this beauty was tall, with a pair of big watery eyes, and a super cute look.

Lin Zaishan said: "Huh? This beauty is so cute, she should be a big star. "Look intently. At this time, the phone's front camera emits a glow and scans his face. Lin Fuzi had a disappointed look on his face.

The poisonous spider glanced at it and said, "She is cute and pretentious, and she looks like an old woman pretending to be tender!" ”

Lin Zaishan retorted: "At least people smile sweetly. ”

Lin Fuzi took advantage of his speech to calculate that the similarity with the master was 35%. It was unwilling, and compared the scan data with the results of the owner's appearance changes in various states, and finally found that the match was as high as 99%.

"Ha, master, long time no see!"

Lin Zaishan said in surprise: "Master? Could it be that the current app is also a slave hierarchy? ”

"Has the master lost his memory?"

"Amnesia? Yes, I do have amnesia. ”

"The master has forgotten the memory of the year and month x?"

Lin Zaishan nodded.

"Do you remember who you are?"

"I don't remember. Do you know who I am? ”

"The host is ......"

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Before Lin Fuzi could finish speaking, he heard a "clang" sound, and the door of the dungeon was opened. Wang Chengba and several guards rushed in.

"Go search for them first." Wang Chengba ordered.

Several guards immediately stepped forward to open the cell door, pressed Lin Zaishan and the poisonous spider to the fence, and then began to rummage up and down.

The poisonous spider scolded ashamedly and angrily: "Don't touch me, take your pig's hand away!" Several guards ignored them and continued their search.

"Find a phone, please take a look." The guards handed Lin Zaishan's mobile phone to Wang Chengba.

Wang Chengba took the phone and found that there was no lock screen password, and then he saw the image of the person on the screen, and said with a smile: "Chief."

, you kid is really perverted. ”

Lin Zaishan smiled bitterly: "I borrowed a mobile phone on the street and played games, it's not perverted, right?" ”

"Hmph, it is already forbidden for you to carry a mobile phone into the dungeon as a slave; What's even more outrageous is that you actually use this picture as a mobile phone wallpaper! ”

"It's a beautiful picture, when you are lonely, you can look at it twice, and you can talk about masturbation."

"You don't look at whose picture this is!" Wang Chengba put the mobile phone in front of Lin Zaishan, and the screen was actually Wang Chengba's own image, only to see him with one hand on his waist, one hand holding a gun on his shoulder, his chin raised at a 45-degree angle to the sky, quite vivid.

"This ......" Lin Zaishan couldn't cry or laugh a little, and thought secretly: "It must be that Lin Fuzi APP used the picture of Wang Chengba stored in Zheng Huanhuan's mobile phone to replace the beautiful woman just now." ”

Wang Chengba dragged Lin Zaishan aside, patted him on the shoulder, and said with an ambiguous smile: "Although I know that I am handsome and chic, charming, loved by everyone, and flowers bloom, I still know very well in my heart: I am straight, not fundamental." I appreciate your admiration for me, but I'm going to confiscate this phone. I could never imagine and tolerate the image of a chief jerking off in the middle of the night at my most proud photo. ”

"You can rest assured. I'm sorry, I'll spit out two mouthfuls first. Lin Zaishan was successfully provoked by Lao Wang's words.

Wang Chengba said to the guard: "Let go of that girl and let me come." After saying that, he touched the back of the poisonous spider up and down.

"Lao Wang, you raided in the middle of the night, it shouldn't be as simple as just your mobile phone, right?"

"You're smart. I came to you for military and political affairs. Wang Chengba let go of the poisonous spider, touched his mustache and said: "The hunting competition between you and Brother Hong has attracted the attention of all parties, and the majority of entertainment players and gambling enthusiasts in Guicheng have enthusiastically bet, and the jackpot has reached an astronomical amount, but most people bet on you to lose." I wanted to take the opportunity to make a small profit, so I bet on you to win. You can't let me down. ”

"If it was fair play, I could definitely win. I'm afraid that someone will do it. Lin Zaishan wanted to speak and stopped.

"Isn't it Gao Wu, the owner of the Guicheng weapons shop, He Kuan, the owner of the armor shop, He Ren, the owner of the Jinghetang Clinic, Ma Buda, the owner of the auto repair shop, Man Tanghong, the owner of the Laierliang Bar, Wei Wuji, the captain of the Xiao Cavalry Clan, and others have joined forces to ensure that you lose. It's a little case. ”

"Ah, so many big guys want me to lose? Am I not dead? ”

"Not all Guicheng bigwigs buy you to lose. According to the intelligence, Yang Xiumei, the owner of the Guicheng gourmet shop, will buy you to win. ”

"Then I'm going to kneel down and thank this gentleman."

"It's not a sir, it's a lady, and it's an older unmarried leftover girl, Monkey King level. People are very good-looking, but they have a temper...... You know. Wang Chengba smiled, "How is it?" Need me to thread the needle for you? According to my estimate, a wild and strong man like you is definitely Mei Sheng's favorite type. ”

Lin Zaishan sighed and said, "Lao Wang, you actually pulled a strip for me in front of my legal spouse, have you forgotten that the poisonous spider was still assigned to me by you." ”

"Okay, no gossiping. Judging from today's harvest, the difference between you and Brother Hong's team is not one and a half pounds, but 4 tons! Do you know what 4 tons is? Probably heavier than my weight, right? ”

Lin Zaishan chuckled.

Wang Chengba continued: "If you lose every day, you can't win in the end. If you can't win, I won't make a lot of money. I can't make a lot of money, the consequences are serious! He threatened, "Beware that I will blow your balls and betroth your woman to a fifth-level boar." ”

"Well, you managed to scare me." Lin Zaishan said: "Do you think this will work?" He muttered in Wang Chengba's ear for a while.

Wang Chengba had a satisfied and sinister smile on his face, "Yes, very imaginative."

I like it! ”

"The above is just a preliminary idea, and in reality, there will definitely be many unknown, unexpected, and uncontrollable factors."

"What factors?"

"Like the weather."

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On the second day of the hunting competition, the weather was fine. Although the Chiefs team performed well, the total weight of the hunt was still 11:13 tons lost to the team of Hung. On this day, Zheng Huanhuan was absent-minded from beginning to end. Lin Zaishan asked him about the reconnaissance equipment, but he ignored it.

On the third day of the hunting competition, the weather was still fine, and the Chiefs team successfully hunted several class 5 deer, chasing the day's time to 15:15 tons. When accepting the prey, Brother Hong's team did not let out a smug laugh for the first time.

On the fourth day of the hunting competition, the weather turned cloudy and it rained heavily in the afternoon. The pigeons and others were thinly clothed and could not withstand the cold, so they "struck" one after another; After killing a team member who was clamoring to return to the city, the whole team continued to hunt. The end result was a 5-25 defeat for the Chiefs.

After the acceptance, Brother Hong deliberately walked in front of the chieftain team and sneered: "A slave is a slave, and a slut is a slut." Wait for the worst of all! ”

The fear of a "tragic end" once again galvanized Pigeon, Simat and others, who used the minutes before the curfew to discuss countermeasures.

"The difference of 20 tons, even if we are given an extra day, it is difficult to recover." Mung bean sprouts said pessimistically.

"Unless we can hunt super heavy prey." "For example, a wild boar with a five-level plus, or even an elephant." ”

"There shouldn't be any elephants in this area." Chen Xiaosi reminded.

"Where are the heavier animals in this area?" Lin Zaishan asked.

"I know, it's just too dangerous." Sima replied.

"Tell me about it."

"There's a big fish in the lake."

When the pigeon heard this, he hurriedly said, "No, no, we would rather go to the mountains to hunt tigers than go to the water to catch fish." ”

Lin Zaishan said: "The only way to do this is to take risks." We'll go to the lake tomorrow. ”

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Early in the morning of the fifth day, after leaving Guicheng, the chieftain made a big bend and circled the lake until it turned to the deeper outer area of the lake.

Lin Zaishan instructed everyone to watch from a place far away from the lake, and he walked to the lake himself and probed the lake.

Zheng Huanhuan asked, "What does the chief want to do?" ”

The pigeon said, "He must be trying to seduce the fish in the water." ”

I only heard Lin clear his throat in the mountains, and suddenly sang:

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The little fish obediently opened its mouth

Drink saliva first, listen to me.

Fish and shrimp are everywhere, whatever you want.

Eat when you see people, you really shouldn't.

The taste is poor, and I get cancer.

It's better not to eat, and be happy.

The little fish is obedient, peaceful and friendly.

Xiaoyu is obedient and does not be a monster.

The little fish is obedient and happy.

The little fish obediently waved in vain.

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"I'll go! This song "Little Fish is Obedient" is really disgusting and the roots of the teeth are twisted. The pigeon covered its ears and mocked.

"You know my pain now, right? He's my spouse. The poisonous spider sighed.

"I think it's pretty good." Simart praised, "It's a mix of ethnic, rock and children's style, and it's a masterpiece." ”

"It's still a northwest wind and a big head! What are your aesthetic tastes? ”

At this moment, a huge splash suddenly appeared on the edge of the lake, and in the splash, a thick tongue stretched out and enveloped Lin Zaishan.

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